♠ hated by @tempestousTheophany
morning wood beam.
the birds are loud today hell yes
i mean. when youre in a collar and treated like a mutt. really wouldnt be.
shit. really funny how im learnin life and serious shit that my moms shouldve taught me with chittr instead.
bab7
alwways avvailable to battle a wwitch in a match of science prowwess but youre only gettin a taste if you manage to hit me (DOUBT)
thats a nice feed you got there itd be a shame if someone spewwed bilious pitchslop all ovver it
Did you pack repellent, at least?
dude just feed them to the trolls
if wwe are wwhat wwe eat i must be about four to fivve thousand gutterbloods
GOR3GL3 D1R3CT M3 TO B3FUNKY.COM 1M4G3 3D1T1NG TOOL
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/46eb20b3607d.png new pfp...?
friendly friday. its friday and you are friendly or whatever. be nice.
My Cabinet now has two less women. Shaking crying throwing up.
What an interesting reading. Would any seers like to chime in?
I would mostly live under this maxim, but I believe this particular incident required me to come forward and "Take the L" as they say these days.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/09e7ca4f71be.png Made an update.
Ranked most o' ye. If ye ain't on this list, assume yer in dead last. Except @archi\/\/eAddict, ye are... Likely nearly the top. https://imgchest.com/p/5xy2g\/\/\/\/6587l
a lot of posts about feet tonight...!? (tags: feet, strut pod, #nsfw, archive rating: 🦶)
oh come on thats only happened 127 times this year you cant keep holding that shit against me
now selling: used couch lightly worn well loved autographed bedazzled maybe a stain or two #dontquestionit
but what if i dont *want* better huh what if i like the way rock bottom feels
i got fucking ghosted by bro strider fuck my life lmaoooo
my boyfriend cheated on me >>ith another jadeblood
considering the economys my thirsty little bitch that aint happening any time soon
fired my therapist now hiring requirements: tell me im pretty enable me always fill out any and all prescriptions no question at least one lapdance per session booty #nsfw
Lot of singing and snapping of fingers. Like in the film Grease.
im havign a spiritual awakening
looking for new crew member. qualifications: must be able to withstand combat. diamond based aesthetic (preferred but not mandatory) initials are dd (preferred but not mandatory) chainsmoking habit (preferred but not mandatory) dersites only. dersite middle aged men preferred.
Chr hnkrvnvmkvn.
screenshotting this to look at every time you call me a dumb fuck
I have shims.
We have two Secret Relationships that we're ready to share with the public... But is the world ready? You might be surprised as to WHO is with WHO! 😳😳
I disagree with this decision.
A father will help his daughter. By any means necessary. If that involves slipping in medication she obviously needs but refuses to take voluntarily, well. That's just being a good parent. A father knows best, after all.
We're tough stock, you and I. You /will/ live through this night, you will be alright. The promise of the golden arches once you wake up will be enough to regenerate you.
plus 2 eridans for taste minus 2 eridans for bein a godsawwful no good wwitch
vriska please interact lets be homies
0h then pass. g00d luck in y0ur search.
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Why wouldn't I follow all the faucets of my own loveliness I can lap from?
You do love me!
Awhh... Love you too Rose!
Buying bby clothes for @turntechGirlhead #excitedMimi
#nsfw Who do you think would be a more tender lover. Fozzy Bear or Rowlf the Dog. Fozzy would make you laugh, but Rowlf absolutely can make magic with his hands. Cast your votes in the comments.
https://i.postimg.cc/zGhYm5hx/IMG-2447.png #nsfw well?
subscribe and tune in to #DTV we streamin the boykissing play by play for the next 17 hours straight boi #DTV only 19.99 yearly you know you wanna
We've got the #InsideScoop 😳😳! #DStrider @transcendGodhood seen out and about with a new face... Again and again! Is this his secret Hollywood romance? Or just a repeat hookup 🤭🫣. We know! But will we tell? 🤔🤫
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Don't prototype an unprototyped kernelsprite with another unprototyped kernelsprite; it Will crash your session and it Will make the server admins pissed off. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
its dumb howw some wwomen are so hot you havve to activvely suppress thinkin about it in order to act normal around them its like tryin to pail wwithout cummin turns it from easy sleazy pure pleasure into a balancin act ordeal a endurance kind a stressful an obnoxious tbh #nsfww #blackpill #wwomen #totalcuckstate
Need a strong young fella to take out my grabdgae (my driveway is extremely long and fraught)
Look how handsome! https://i.pinimg.com/webp/736x/54/0a/52/540a52c1cd32e5b31bd332d548335487.webp
jane crocker #10000babies #armyofbabies #reproductiverights
if she doesnt laugh at my jokes ill cull her
Does cutwater count? LOL!
Good afternoon everyone! I feel that today is a great day to try new things! Might try out a new mixer once I'm done with my boozey afternoon tea! #momlife #substance #substances #cookingwithmama
you know it and i didnt even need to develop psychosis first
rise pharaoh from ashes you will be reborn again
It seems as if our pond has grown enough to attract some bigger fish. So long, my sanctuary. The sharks are already here.
You wish to wear your monocle. don your *tie* and your creased *trousers*. twiddle your *handsome* stache! it is time to jump onto your STEAM SHIP good lad! #forcechap #gentlemankink #nsfwe
It would be a wonderful father-daughter bonding experience.
Would love to help find out.
are you sure? from what ive seen posted on here you look almost exactly like her.
i keep seeing my old babysitter on here from when i was a kid. and i think her daughter? same last name at least.
tHeRe iS WhEn i gEt dOwN AnD DiRtY.
juicy
You Can Take the Strider Out of Hollywood, But You Can't Take the Hollywood Out of the Strider! #DStrider seen partying hard in NYC! Check the site for more!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9f9be4ca0c96.png god fucking damn it who approved of this cuz it sure as hell wasnt me @tmzOfficial
Due to licensing agreements, in the upcoming "METAL GEAR SOLID™ MASTER COLLECTION VOLUME 2" release of "METAL GEAR SOLID™ 4: Guns of the Patriots", the credit song of a cover of "Here's to You" originally orchestraed by Ennio Morricone has been replaced by "Hotel Room Service" by Pitbull. I can assure you, this was indeed my original vision.
this is vwhy im utterly shameless
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9df9c5edd34b.jpg got her ass so good
Off for my morning run until we head off to the gym! Perchance anyone is free and willing to join along? #fitness #gymgoals #nirvana #adventure #goodmorning
oh, i see... i dunno, i don't think i have that interest in something bigger than me! i like my little slice of pie i cut for myself :b
https://i.imgur.com/yUeGbhW.png Not very #LalondeSupremecy of you Rose.
staying away from my husktop while the lalondes vs striders thing is going on because i have nothing good to say about that topic! haha! hello!
#stridersupremacy. told you lalondes to get off my jock.
So true, Rosie!! Such na outspoken leader!
I dunno mam, I think Striders really take the cake on this one here. #StriderSupremecy
i lied when i told you i read all of the hearts a lonely hunter i thought spiros antonapoulos was boring
im allergic to penicillin
liar but its cool dont worry i can keep your secret
who
trying to decide what i should call my followers my little chittr critters chirplings hold on i can come up with better im still brainstorming need this for my next drawing announcement but im in the throes of indecision
Forced cold turkey for three minutes. #ImDistressed
Implying Roses and Dirks aren't notorious for our melodrama?
Try a bath. Sometimes it just hits even better.
are the people in my phone okay
I think that perhaps everyone here should seek psychiatric help given the fact that we are all deeply addicted to chittr, myself included. What if we all did it together hand in hand like the worst support group known to man and troll alike.
Finally, you’re speaking sense.
and everyone answered WRONG
that was NOT the agreement
Quad this post for a book recommendation. #Goodreads #Literate #LetmeHelpyou
#2 cause im the shit from the potty
As my first order of businesses as Third Poster, I shall vaporize this fiend.
Understand that I take no pride in my position. With all that said, buy my new book, coming out in 20XX. I am taking this as a sign to get back to writing things that will actually make me more money.
maybe make better posts...
https://tenor.com/zNVo.gif
I copy/pasted this into another tab just to see how disgusted I should be with you. It’s very disgusted, if you were curious.
the bread sticks are free rose keep up
i will buy out the entire postal system and order every mailman to avoid your doorstep if you dont
take me to olive garden first
yes rose ask him for the secret password
its speaking to me right now on chittr
Congratulations on being verified. I see it’s being given to anyone these days.
Oh hush, you. The hubris that comes with youth.
Oh, please. Don’t tell me you’ve never suffered a vision or two. Are you even really a Rose?
ARE YOU JOKING? HAVE YOU SEEN ALL THE PALE SOLICITATION I'M RECEIVING (I'M CHOOSING TO VIEW ALL "PITY" REACTS AS SOLICITATION)? EVERYONE WANTS A PIECE OF ME.
There are many opportunities to #Surf.
thank you rose
i dunno rose that sounds pretty extreme but i guess having a secret second family is pretty extreme too so it might be justifiable. i hope you two can work through it though! just you know talk to her!
troll maury povich should take a whack at this
Who’s the old lady now?
Rumor comes out…
your what now
I’ll be watching this space.
calling all rose variants. get off my jock.
desperately, aren't we? kinda fucking cute.
Divorce is just an effective way to let off some steam when the world feels pitted against you. #winemomsanon #godforbidwomendoanything
rose this goes two ways you beat my ass to a pulp or i knock your head off your shoulders
beefing with the extended family at the cookout just to feel something
Rechitt
nesben asked nesben
You’re so wise, and all on your own merit to boot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intestinal_parasite_infection
Do not eat those nuggets.
You weren't quick enough. Now you've done it.
youll soon come to meet davey-jones locker if you keep that act up
The man in question drilled the Kola Superdeep Borehole with a machine. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kola_Superdeep_Borehole
NO ITS GREAT AS IT IS, TRUST.
@grok this user is trying to enter a destruct sequence. Destroy them.
A just world is possible. Delete your chittr today.
Rechitt
a professional is allowed to deny goods and services, and you are being denied.
oh then i guess ill just utilize that block button then.
But why would I do that when there's so much me to be?
It’s five o’clock somewhere #cheers
Remember, children: flossing once a day keeps the #batterwitch away.
I'd keep doing it the way I did when I wasn't a sprite but GameFAQs went under. 3:
Maybe you will understand when you are older.
YOU WILL NOT
#I’mfivesweepsandthisisdeep
I just think you need more parental figures to psychologically torture you.
Eat it.
They say I predicted all of this.
you don't.
You must think I’m made of money. Which I am. But do you know how difficult it is to find brassieres that fit right? Though perhaps this isn’t an issue for you, as my lesser.
we hate your clit #nsfw
@yourMomma [YM] liked my chit
this site is a fuckin prison
You still listen to those amebas? In time you will learn.
Please tell me you weren't receiving the mail naked.
Christening a novel new social media platform with a "first" post will, without a doubt, fail to meet expectations. Whatever you decide upon will fall flat simply due to its nature as a "first post." So, let's just get that out of the way.