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rose lalonde
therapists hate him learn how this feathery asshole gets out of the shitty feelings by simply not acknowledging them.
letting the girl breath for a bit #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/cockout.png
anyone can let him cook but only the fearless can post first rate
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okay. taking suggestions for a new username! i'm not jiving with johnny windsock anymore.
oh yknow just in time
how to improve at social interactions goregle search.
...I shan't.
i know this is ominous and foreboding r.l bs but im shaking like a pooch on crack at the idea of us actually going fishing
you wouldnt be so lucky lalonde i would take you outdoors and make you ACTUALLY fish enjoy the great outdoors instead of locking your pasty ass in the darkest dungeons and locked behind ominous double doors with a red health bar above your head
Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control.
Ending with a bang on @scratchDoctor. Turnabout's fair play. 🌐 Whether, according to the prevailing ethical, legal, philosophical, and psychiatric standards applicable to an omniscient and functionally omnipresent individual, it can reasonably be considered immoral, predatory, voyeuristic, manipulative, coercive, invasive, or otherwise improper for said individual to possess complete and involuntary knowledge of another persona's private correspondence, romantic inclinations, sexual interests, humiliations, insecurities, medical concerns, family history, formative traumas, concealed resentments, sleeping habits, personal rituals, precise physical location, future relationships, eventual causes of death, and numerous intimate details which that person has neither volunteered nor consented to disclose, provided that the individual in question did not acquire this information through surveillance, trespass, interception, deception, coercion, unauthorized access, or any comparable act, but simply knows it as a necessary consequence of his nature; and furthermore, whether occasionally demonstrating possession of such information during ordinary conversation can properly be described as an abuse of power when those demonstrations are generally relevant to the matter at hand, factually accurate, delivered in a civil tone, and frequently intended to guide the subject toward an outcome which the omniscient party already knows to be necessary, beneficial, unavoidable, or some combination thereof. \></ Good night, Chittr. Remember to respect your ecto elders. #GoregleWrapped
dick. read the first letter of every search.
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wHaT I Up n gEt oUtTa iT?
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id like to explain that i did not come to this decision lightly and that my abandoning of the bit does not mean im out of the league for good big dogs always play until that shitass fuck with the rolled up newspaper starts getting testy and its then when a judgement call has gotta be made this time after talking with my family the couch the academy both teams referees it seems my best bet is to haul ass back to the locker-room get one of those novelty water coolers lifted and dumped on me and double down next season id like to thank god my houston community magpies represent im outtie
unfollovwed a bunch of people. #keepingithumble #notafollovwer
#MyMaNe )O: lIkE IgNoRe tHe mAiD DrEsS (oR DoN'T IoN FuCkIn cArE)
THERE’S SOMETHING EXTRA DEMORALIZING ABOUT WORKING REALLY FUCKING HARD ALL DAY, AND THEN YOU GET BACK TO YOUR HIVE AND REALIZE THAT YOU FORGOT YOU HAD TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING. AND THAT THERE’S ALSO LAUNDRY TO DO THAT PAST YOU DUMPED OUT ON YOUR LOUNGEPLANK SO THAT FUTURE YOU COULDN’T GET AWAY WITH NOT FOLDING. OH YEAH, AND YOU ALSO HAVE A FILM REVIEW TO WRITE THAT YOU HAVEN’T DONE YET. AND YOU HAVEN’T HAD ANY CONTACT WITH SOMEONE THAT WASN’T YOUR SHITTY COWORKER WITH A LISP THAT MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO UNDERSTAND HIM. FUUUUUUUCKING SHIT. LIFE IS SO GOOD.
You snore like a cat.
#SLAYCATION WITH THE WORSTIE @aeneasCaldarium. FEATURING @carmineGnosiology RUINING OUR OTHERWISE PERFECT THIRST TRAP. WITH HIS WRETCHED SEXLESS FORM. #BEFORANCULLINGPLAY. #CASTEGAP. #GILLSOUT. #GRUBSCARSOUT. 🎨 🖌️: RATKING-BUFFET @ TUMBLR.
first off my life has more than cocaine theres a wide variety of drugs that keep my pathetic mortal coil entertain tyvm & gfys second off if you think i need to pay for sex you really underestimate my tax bracket turns out once you make ludicris amounts of money people start giving you a lot of stuff for free including sex
i wish like i could be like r.l i fantasize about being a financial failure and needing an eldritch pump and dump to support my lifestyle but unfortunately anything i touch just prints money literally gave away billions to charity and somehow made a profit wiping my tears with million dollar bills (if you dont know about million dollar bills youre not in a high enough tax bracket)
ofc they make 80k a year w/ full benefits those people would take a bullet before working in the office
god bless chittrs susceptibility to trends #dashwatching #winning
WE’RE GOING ON HOUR 32 NO SLEEP HERE. DOING WONDERS FOR ME, GOTTA SAY.
Good Dusk You See This Post Right Here Right Yes This Is A Post #posting
maybe i am sore winner. thankfully i never face consequences for my actions.
i know im the enemy franchise here but the idea of us running a fast food joint together is so amazing
she's judging me
i'm bored, talk to me
wait. why the fuck is my mom here. WHA- ---- this device was destroyed. ---- #rubyadventures
TIME WILL NOT HEAL YOUR WOUNDS. NOT ON MY WATCH.
hmmm. calamity is really cute but it feels a little... unearned? i dont know if im calamitous enough for this one.
making a post about how you blocked me is kinda hilarious considering weve never interacted but whatever floats your boat brother
BAD
D --> I would have thought Tarot would be more on brand for you
For Christmas Roxy got me a pin that says 'President of Feminism'. I try to wear it every day and keep it very safe!! I did not know women trusted me so implicitly. I will not do women wrong, I promise!!!
How's the hangover?
I'm the manic Rose of the bunch.
Smh, I was just about to take you out for awkward breakfast and talk about fishing.
https://i.postimg.cc/3rSMsF8r/rodgers.png *HOHOHO* for i feel just jolly and warm!
I like all the other jakes on the block frankly i think im just kind of a swell guy.
Private chats leaked from a trusted source: "im at yo BM crib throwin m&m at yo kid head full speed" - #DStrider. Uh oh.... #BabyMamaDrama! #Messy
i thought you were the klutt queen
Getting a large shipment of Labubu's for my daughter, that's what kids these days like right now... right?
Is there room for heterosexuality? Maybe in a sort of esoteric queer way. Discuss. #thinkings
#truestory karkats sorry simperin ass forfeited the fight out of sheer pants wettin terror #yeshepeedhimself so we got damara megido our queen of the ring vs some guy named itchy ig after she beats his ass were openin that fuckin pit up for a free for all and you dont wanna miss it #DSTRIentertainment #promo4vip #feltonfeltviolence #himboharem #thatsyoujake #weneedcheerleadersforintermission
dont forget the important step of not switching to an alt before doing so!
YES.
Lots of anti-Strider propaganda on the timeline today. #staymad
Great way to reset the nervous system. Especially if you do it in the dark. Maybe with a few candles for maximum aura.
i LoWkEy Be DrOoLiNg InTo IcE cReAm TuBs AnD sTaRt BiTcHiN' n MiXiN' aLl MaNnEr Of MoThEr FuCkInG fAnGpAsTe UnTiL wHaTeVeR mAnNeR oF mOtHeR fUcKiNg GlObUlAnT fRoThS oUt EnOuGh To Be On SoMe SuBsTiTuTiOn JuTsU :o)
nobody follow me nobody like my posts please im not meant to be mainstream
you askin me if i wanna cash in on the hentai pet troll black market? is this a trap
join chittr they said itll make you approachable to the fans they said i blink and theres a femboy slave trade havin a party next door while my ass is gettin canceled for appreciating #gender #nsfwe #makeitmakesense
WUT
i cant objectify women rn i ate too many mini corn dogs and now my tummy hurts
okay that makes me even more concerned
shes adorable ive got one too look at this shit man its all spinny and adorable
Okay bad news. The checkmark system isnt randomized but good news look at my ultimately meaningless status symbol. Isnt she cute.
You are what you eat.
A number i am quite fond of! If you pick up on what im laying down. 🔫🔫;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a99a8ca077a1.jpg
Oh. You said “tribalism”…