Returned to fortune telling. Would you prefer to know your date of passing or method?
That isn't an answer.
Be wary of couches, lest your toes be stubbed in the next twenty-four hours.
hey wait, but i have a couch to freshen up!
That sounds like a reasonable answer to avoid dread. Coward. Stop denying my wisdom.
dont call me a coward this just seems like information that would just be shitty to know in the long run. but fine. in this situation where its one or the other i guess knowing the date would be better than knowing the cause. because at least then you aren't stuck avoiding some ominous vague shit like "piano dropped on your head" and just know you're gonna die and hope its painless.
You, more than most, should understand that such divinations as these are hardly if ever clear cut. Interpretation is as much a means to the end of a divination as the message itself.
Tidy up your affairs before April 20th, 2069. Thank you for allowing this to play out, I knew I could count on you.
i hope this is true if only because the actual date of my death being fucking 4/20 2069 is kind of perfect. i wouldnt even be mad
Thank you, Dave. I was lamenting no one would understand the symbolic meaning of this date. With you explaining why its humorous, even the most dense audience member can guffaw with the crowd.