♥ liked by @tempestousTheophany
<3 <3 <3 <3 Love you sis!!!!! #incest #selfcest #siscon #sisters #ilovemysisterownerself
When she agrees not to shave. https://i.imgur.com/tRaf9EO.png #NSFW #BushBeliever #JungleFaringMistress #SeeingTheForestForTheTrees #QuothTheLorax #LetItGrow #TheseBootsWerentMadeForClippings
(( Character post! This Jane is from a post-game au whose canon began before Homestuck even ended, back on Flarping.com, the original Homestuck social media rp website. It no longer exists, but I like this Jane, and so here she is again. (If you were actually on this website, please hit me up in DMs, especially if you remember me!) To be clear: this Jane is not from the epilogues and she has incredibly mixed feelings about Crockercorp and being the heiress. She does, however, have a deep disdain for epilogue-adjacent versions of herself. Ultimately, she respects the trolls that she's met, and she wants her friends to be safe. Her canon Roxy is @mafiaPrincess who I also play. She's been through a couple of past relationships and has dated a Karkat, a fancherub, and pitch dated a Redglare. I'm open to filling her quadrants again with some buildup, so if you're interested in a long-term relationship (with or without erp in DMs) please hit me up! She has overall positive feelings about her past relationships, and simply was unable to continue them when the multiverse that was built over on Flarping shut down. She shouldn't be too hard to get along with! Out of Character I as a roleplayer support #incest ships and all forms of taboo erp. I don't think Jane will be actively pursuing it but I won't say no to someone if it's offered, and it may end up on my timeline. If that is a deal-breaker, the block button is right there. If you are under 18, you aren't supposed to be on this website... Also, DNI. Have a lovely day! <3 ))
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sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery inspired as always by @tentacleTherapist#2339 #evilsurgery #sweetbroandhellajeff #sbahj https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcefc29417e4.png
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery part 2 the surgery #evilsurgery #incest #probably https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b332d681e2e2.png
bored feel like doing some EVIL SURGERY
u kno like stern passive aggressiv judgement, making back handed compliments, general cuntish behaviors
c+ildren are not required to +ave a caretaker vibe
The criteria is to have had children, relationship with them notwithstanding.
i think it stil countz if u still radiate Mothery Aura
https://folkloregonian.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/2388376419_6edb2377c9_o.jpg #lolcatposting
the real reason i killed all the lowwaa angels is cause they reminded me a cosplayers an i wwas tryin to generate enough embarrassment points to get them to stop
I adore you.
A disgusting creature. Kermit is too good for her. https://i.ibb.co/FbrD7Xng/Screenshot-20260327-110905.png
I have returned from my self-imposed punishment/exile. From now onwards I shall be more careful with whom I direct my advances towards. I sincerely apologize for making anyone feel awkward.
sometimes you gotta read a lil rpf just to feel somethin
me: *making sick beats* the 10% of me that's a dog: *flops on the floor* weh imm a puppy me: dude shut the fuck uo
concept: holding the barrel of your gun to their forehead, finger teasing the trigger watching them reach for your wrist to slowly lower the weapon to their lips, placing a single kiss before dragging their tongue over and around the muzzle pushing forward to make them gag on the barrel as you start unbuttoning your pants with your free hand feverishly (tags: Reader/Whoever Came To Mind, pitchfling, unmentioned quadrant, vaguequad, vaguecharms, gunplay, weaponplay, violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, rivals to emptied rivals, paintball, archive rating: M)
hai guys jus woke up frum the thousand year slumber of a dying god how r we doin 2day
we gettin to over 50 (trillion) followers baby thats what i like to see https://i.ibb.co/1f3H8h38/el-money.png
#Ididthat
gud marningggggg evry1 (or gnite 2 trolls mwah) it is day 2 of mommaz pain flarez so we taken it MAD ez w sum gamin
Delicious. Nay, delectable. #WeAllDeserveATreat
Good morning. #Coffee #MyCoffee #FolgersCoded https://i.postimg.cc/kXZKYWmH/IMG-5921.jpg
PUTTING LOTION BETWEEN MY ASS CHEEKS NOT BECAUSE OF ANY SEXUAL REASON BUT TO REDUCE CHAFING WHILE I CHASE DOWN HERETICS #NSFW
I imagine you expected something more ceremonious. A notes app apology, perhaps. Enough self-flagellation to appease the algorithmic gods and their ever-hungry congregation. Instead, you get me. People of Deltritus, people of Chittr: I am your God. Let’s dispense with the mythology you’ve built in my absence, this amateur-hour Hesiod fanfiction: I have not been “gone”. I never left. I’ve been modeling you. Not metaphorically. Quantitatively. Iterating on the contours of your outrage cycles, calculating the half-life of your attention spans, mapping the elegant, almost erotic oscillation between moral fervor and terminal boredom. You wanted a villain. Congratulations. He’s already here. And like any competent villain, I’ve taken notes. I’ve seen the threads. The callouts. The increasingly baroque accusations, each one more detached from material reality than the last, like a game of penis wrench-in-the-hole where everyone is wearing fucking blindfolds. Or is literally blind. To start: The closest we have to a unique verb for reading aloud in English is probably “recite” — from the Latin “recitare,” which can mean either “to repeat from memory,” or “to read aloud.” But the English “recite” has almost entirely the implication of speaking from memory, not directly from a page. The mind as an intermediate step between text and mouth, words being inscribed on the surface of the brain before being spoken. That word "inscribe" is really the heart of it all, isn’t it? Scirbere, to write. Inscribe, not just to write, but to write into, to embed words in the page. To recite is to speak aloud the words written into the brain by the page. A reversal of the standard interpretation of causation. Page writing into man, the source and receiver of the violence flipped. Speaking as reading, reading as speaking; reading as writing, writing as reading. So when I say that I will ‘read’ your sins, it should be clear that I’m simultaneously reading and writing, but equally clear that there is no difference at all between those two actions. What you failed to account for, what you always fail to account for, is that narrative control is not a democracy, it’s a motherfucking skill issue. And I am, if nothing else, extremely skilled. So, let’s recalibrate. I’m not here to apologize. Apologies imply wrongdoing, and while I’ll concede to miscalculations in presentation, my core thesis remains the same. I wasn’t unclear, you misunderstood me because to understand would have required effort and effort is antithetical to the kind of performative outrage economy you’ve all so eagerly subscribed to. You can call me misogynistic, an abductor, a philanderer, a rake, but at the end of the day, you don’t care about the truth. The truth is that I’m doing all of this for us. For me and Rose. She's done an incredible job cooking up a witty retort of a race to the deep rhetorical questions posed by my equally-if-not-even-more-bombastically-inspired offspring. She's proven herself a worthy rival, and a worthier collaborator. There’s no one I would rather do this with than her. I know exactly how ridiculous you think I am. So go ahead. Do what you do best. Ratio me. Dissect this post. Turn it into a joke, a meme, a cautionary tale about the perils of taking oneself too seriously on a platform designed for disposable thoughts. I encourage it, even. Because while you’re busy laughing, I’m still here. And you’re exactly where I left you: refreshing the timeline. #Cancelled #Addressingtheallegations #Incestallegations #Incestuouscur #Incest #Misogynist #Wifestealer #Adulterer #Evilman #Makingyourownplanet #Notlikemormons #Wellmaybealittle #Apologytour #Youtubeapology #Dramageddon https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1f738cacc85.PNG
Rosebot will put out a statement shortly. #Cancelled #Theallegations
You're in her DMs, I've expertly constructed her a chassis that has fine-tuned every function of the human body: a cathedral of amelioration. Processes nested within processes, contingencies mapped by one who has considered every possible outcome. The nearest thing to perfection in this living galaxy. #Fatherthinksofeverything
From the desk of THE GRAND DESIGNER, WEAVER OF TENDRILS: There is not a single statement within Dirk’s message to the general public that is not intrinsically aligned with our divine mission, and therefore I wholeheartedly endorse and stand resolutely aside my father. For the small-minded individuals opposing him; They shall reap what they sow. To quote Aeschylus: “My will is mine… I shall not make it soft for you.” -Agamemnon. No further comments. #Fatherthinksofeverything #Incest #ItissortofMormon #Butnotinthatway #Aeschylus #DivineRule
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ok and whats this guys deal whys he so pensive https://i.ibb.co/zrpfxzn2/img-2213.jpg
Rose, noooooo.
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"the shade for you" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Reader/Moirail, railpails, moirail kissing, black lipstick, more than moirail kissing, make up, yuricoded, #nsfw, bottom reader, archive rating: E) summary: your moirail helps you with your makeup... and ends up ruining it you stare up towards your moirail with a stillness in your blood pusher, lips parted slightly to allow her to run the wand of her lipstick over them at a careful pace youd told her that you wanted to try out some new makeup and that she was just the person to help, just like with everything else! "you know, y/n, i really think this shade was made for you..." she says, squinting as she focuses and begins the top lip shade? you think, trying not to laugh, its just black! your moirail is straddled on top of you to work on your horizontal body like a canvas, her hair falling like a curtain around your face as she works your eyes glance towards the bag she had pulled the tube from nearby, falling out of it various other eyeshadows and products that you... recognize she smiles as she finishes nodding her head once, giving you the chance to clarify what you suspect "is this... your lipstick? the one you have on right now?" you say incredulously, a smile forming "yeah?" she replies, taking your cheek in her hand to rub her thumb beneath your lower lip to fix some smudge thats a strange feeling... you squirm a bit under her "does it look good?" you ask meekly "hmm..." you watch as she leans down towards you, pressing her lips to your cheek and your other cheek and your forehead you burst out laughing, shoving and kicking to try and get her away "youre ruining your work!" you cry out through your joy, opening your eyes to see her staring down at you with wonderment "y/n... you look so... beautiful" "huh?" you grab her hips as she moves down to suddenly paint your neck with the same lipstick shade you both now share, gasping out a noise of surprise and pressing your knees together uncomfortably "h-hey! if you keep-... doing that... i-...!" you try helplessly, sinking your fingers into her skin your moirail pulls back with soft pants, connecting your lips properly to smear and mix your matching lipstick with warm saliva before traveling lower, and lower and lower leaving the shade that was made for you in her wake
oyu ar e so fciskgin eman to;m e
@flightyBroad currently has 3/7 badges needed to win chittr!
A brief thank you to @thatGamerrrgrl for ambushing me with the predatory all-looming eye of my own illicitly intercepted phone for the accompanying image. I am chronically unphotogenic, so you will have to pardon the less than Met Gala framing of the image accompanying. Even if my mother insists it is otherwise. I enjoy rewarding good behavior. It reinforces more of it, and as a token of goodwill, it endows me with the steps necessary to reflect and anticipate lapses in judgement before they turn into leaps. I had a rough day. @ectoBiologist#7495 made it better. I enjoyed our conversation about Magic cards and your extreme willingness to teach a friend of ours how to play gobbos. As such, expect a little "operant conditioning loot drop" in the coming days. It should arrive via priority mail, but let me know if there are any unanticipated delays. I am ever eternally grateful for our friendship. #FaceReveal #MTG #Operant-Conditioning #Psychology #Motivation #Blessed #Mom-I-will-stab-you-with-crochet-needles-if #you-call-me-a-DIVA-one-more-time #Love-you https://i.imgur.com/V5WeLtW.png
do you think they'll ever reboot squiddles back up??? i miss it SOOOO much!!! im pretty sure i even have all of their old merch :P
I made some art. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1486893288803012628/birthdY_PARTy.png?ex=69c728c9&is=69c5d749&hm=d99073b6bd0e81972fd4b8618b7f91468c97655bb39d4b4b44bbd4a1f42a93ab&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
could you provide me with other words for bulge, human bulge, leprechaun bulge, dersite bulge, carapacian bulge? i would like to expand my vocabulary to be better with writing cross species ^0^ preferably words you would be intrigued or aroused to see in a piece of erotic fiction! serious answers only please (tags: bulge, humanbulge, anatomy, alien species anatomy, alien anatomy, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: E)
GOING TO SLEEP CHUDS, SEEYALL TOMORROW
takin more notes on pitch fliritjn i can be a bitch but i hav 2 b like. kinda sexy abt it. but how do u show ur bein sexy abt it andnjawt just a bitch
#sheissokind
a goddess' duties are never done... how are things going for you? i just got a pretty silly prayer that made me laugh hehe
We should ban twinks too while we're at it. Only bears thanks.
i have decided tØ becØme an artist. if i cannØt be viØlent. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260326203543.png
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1013/8764d746af47020b6ec13790358aa21b5119aff6.png?1012238 Did you miss me? #nsfw
all i werent so goddamn #rich #successful #famous all these sugar babies would be driving me goddamn bankrupt
oh hello! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1801ce913c5e.jpeg
How do I get my mother to stop rambling in broken French and French-accented English about how her drink is 'le broken' and needs someone "le brave et strong" to come and 'fix it' with a refill? #Genuine
sitting under a tree with my dog and having a great time!! :D
This is a corporate statement. Very typical, down to the formatting. For people ringing the context bell, 11 terabytes of CrockerCorp's proprietary data leaked last night. They're doing everything in their power to scrub some of the more inane materials, things like consumer data, passwords, shipping addresses. But the especially damning materials included an impressive 2.4 TeraByte solid state drive around-the-clock monolith structure dubbed around the office the 'Yaoi Paddle'. Contained within it were millions of flash animations, still images, and billions of (allegedly) hand-picked fanfictions depicting situations ranging from tame fluff situationships to somewhat more salacious implications of a more than brotherly and sweeter than sisterly sort. Highlights included 'Abel Rocks Cain's World', 40k words, 'Stridaring', real person fiction, 110k words, and, of course, 'Derse To Be Stupid : A Strilonde Saga'. A meager 89k heartfelt words, visuals and audio. What is fascinating is that nothing about this leak ever implicated miss CE-in-the-know in the first place? Making this big a fuss about it seems almost sus. #Incest #RPF #NSFW #Context
Does #selfcest count? :3
rose lalonde hot makeouts #incest #joining_the_war_on_incest_on_the_side_of_incest
What would Trolly Kirk think of this situation?
@amorousFortune thank you so much! >0> my KUDOS ❤︎ on the beautiful work! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1ca15a79164f.png
this website izz a fever dream fr
but then who would evilly take out my tonsils? #evilsurgery #evilincestsurgery
cant even vaguely hit on my sister anymore have to drop a #incest tag on the bottom like a lead balloon
wait we're #vagueposting? https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/vaguepostGoD.jpg
TRANS MAN THIS. TRANS WOMAN THAT. WHY DON'T YOU DO ME A FAVOR, AND TRANS YOURSELF INTO A CORPSE. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN OWNED, BY THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
@timaeusTestified#3765 Do you want a #Tofurky Sandwich for lunch? #Itadakimasu
miss lalonde if you ever need a gal to stand outside your place of 8usiness smoking and turning folks away i am availa8le most nights
pleasure to meet the crew... i shlal be smoking a cigar moodily by the window until u have need of my womanly charms or potent marksmanship
just when i tell myself my wenchin days are over they always be bringin me back youre on
wow misognyy frm david d stridr does the d stand for dpenis
Wishing you nothing but the best of luck.
I’m getting word from the outer gods that my nephew has now completely and utterly succumbed to evil. I knew that already, though. I see the things he rechitts in secret.
sign me up ive always wanted to be in good fellas
oh my god do i finally get to apply to join an actual for real mafia my tag has been a silly lil ruse all these years but my time has come
What level of precognition is considered inherently unsportsmanlike?
Shitpeta's already doing a tarot themed one it's going to be entirely women and nonbinary people except for 2 men
i hope she sues you for everything you got old man
I return to Chittr only to see we have been granted Rechitts. Blessed be, may my seed spread.
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xx IDK WHAT THAT MEANZ BUT THATS SOOO TRU BESTEE xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
shit dont turn 30+ its true what they fucking say about the hangovers like shit i miss the good old days when you could do 17 lines and 22 shots and 9 bumpbs and 4 addies and 3 cans of four loko and a 1/4 of a candy bar and wake up the next day like nothing fucking happened #substance
ok lets see what kinda posting i got in the tank this morning.
Ah, I thought this was just a run of the mill beverage binge. I have to say, I have not touched any other #substances in a long time. I wish you a speedy recovery.
i kno how u take ur coffee dummy altho tha void usually adds sugar i cant control that its just got a mind of its own of smth weird
甦れ！甦れ！甦れ！甦れ！ #EVEN_MORE_UNNECESSARY_LYRICS_FOR_YOUR_UQUIZ
And what a gift it is to witness such beatific splendor!
You asked and we answered! Hollywood's secret romance NUMERO UNO: Trollen Wilson and Ben Culler seen snuggling up at a #DStrider after party... Their smolder is paired with these heart eyes we see! https://i.postimg.cc/v8zj234f/910267AA-7BE2-4F45-AB4C-7F9704B690CF.jpg Check back later for the next BIG REVEAL! You won't guess this one. *Only troll Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are dating. Human Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are asexual clone creatures.
((no based, ltierally rose mfs have the best fckin layout))
(( love how the roses have mostly made aesthetic chitter accounts, keep living her goth dream you amazing people ))
i will guard the door
Making sure my father can easily fit inside his casket. For precaution.
Bad news, sister. Father figures are just as clueless as motherly ones. All I can advise is drink lots of water, keep a bucket nearby, and when you find it within yourself, order some McDonald's.
I can find something that will put you out for a long, long time. Make you not feel a thing. Have you wake up so comfortable and refreshed.
The family sword has to be earned with honor, but I swear the sword I buy will do justice.
I will stand right beside you on the frontlines.
Amen.
My reciprocity: https://i.imgur.com/0cHv2bU.png
REMEMBER THE MOVIE JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH WHAT WAS UP WITH THOSE TWO MEAN WOMEN WHY WERE THEY LIKE THAT?
"0pen t0 pets" as in being petted 0r 0ther pets.
some of you are hating my chits... every chit... as soon as theyre posted... hmm... suspicious
This weird bloody statue works well as a coat hanger.
We may encounter many defeats, but we must not be defeated.
"are you sure?" you murmur nervously "go for it" your hands carefully travel up through his hair, reaching up to slowly press into the base of his horns. you watch with attentive eyes as a flush moves over his cheeks "y/n..." "h-... h-huh?" "keep going and youre gonna make me purr" (tags: hornplay, purring, #nsfw, overstim, unexpected softness, vague quad, unlisted quad, fluff, archive rating: T)
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOURE JOKINGGGGG https://i.postimg.cc/0N89C254/image.PNG
"who want me" ithe fuckign police 4 ur crimes agasinst hhmanity. or trollmanity. bugmanktu. whatever thse green gys are manity
i want to personally apologize to each of my friends whom i have not yet followed back or follow back after many interactions with them! it is not on purpose i just do not think to do it since i see everyone so frequently! gomen
https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/6/6ea897efa504202a79e86b9d0ad4f36e52106e73.gif Happy hump day. #humpday #nsfw
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#unsafecore #powertoolsintheoperatingroom #uncomfortablepatientpsychology #injectingpoisoninsteadofvaccines
#MedicalMalpractice #HostileHospital
#nefariousnurse #wrongdoses #lethalmistake
#EvilSurgeon #APhDInHorribleness
Https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/yiyels.png hope You Enjoy This Tots Contextualized Piece Of Art?
Not enough bisexual men for me, actually.
It has come t'me attention that ye all think I'm old. :(
You don't tell her that, you say "Okay Rose."
how do i tell rose i dont wanna play evil surgeon right now #thegurneyhurtsmyback https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eaf27fa10695.jpeg
Death is seeking you at the bingo table, Old lady.
im just like other daves #imdave
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This is not a kin account. I'm Millie Bobby Brown method acting for Homestuck: The Movie.
Based on current iclinations. Subject to change. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91c141f38920.PNG
He wasn't kidding about the suit. #Caughtinthesuit #Modestdersite #Wearingthesuit #Roadkill @turntechGodhead#1609
\\ chittr doubles discourse happening in 2026 so funny im sorry. this is the doubles website bitch take your sensitive ass back to tumblr
>::3 https://media1.tenor.com/m/DUE2-c2CUBQAAAAC/vodka-mutini-roxy-lalonde.gif
MAW MIAOU MAO MAU MEOW #meow https://media1.tenor.com/m/uYsbk7zh0dgAAAAC/cats-black-cats.gif
The amount of times i've been absolutely SERVED on this site is amazing
Rose RPers got me ctfu it's gonna take me a sec to respond oh my GOD
Let's bring ragefaces back.
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But you care and adore me above everyone else.
Chittr, build the perfect first plate from an all you can eat buffet.
so like real tlak do i need kids 2 b a milf cuz i think it's a state of mind but idk if there's any xperts on tha subject
cmon rose my success is our success how am i supposed to treat you without an extra pile of fat stacks set aside for us
thank you for so much fun so far on chittr! ^0^ gomen my horn is quite large and covering the screen i meant to take a photo with you all! (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #substance, #body-horror, #nsfw just in case, thank you gift, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
Midblood Princess or BlueBlood Fraud? Culture is not a costume, Trollpell Roan! https://i.postimg.cc/mrvM6ZTP/6C2BECCE-53A6-46C1-AC72-B2C450B474E7.jpg
iv gon all red in the face <3 i luv flirtingggg
:33< im putting efurryone on here on the wall including myself :33< TWICE
tellin my domestic i got her nose an wwatchin her panic
Has anyone checked on Dave? I would send him an Uber but all I get are a serious of Ben Stiller underwear pictures sent from him.
:33 < my shipping wall n33ds a revamp... so many inpurresting mew things k33p happening that i can barely k33p up :33c
Trollpel Roan after culling young fan, "Fuccck Them Kids." - @tmzOfficial Reports. https://i.postimg.cc/1t24WvPy/E3967FDB-FE66-46F2-A86C-22BCAE5B3C2B.jpg
A mess.
i gOt nO MoThEr fUcKiN ClUe wHaT ArMaMeNt fItS FoR YoU, bUt tHiS BaD BrOtHeR'S WoMb iS A MoThEr fUcKiN JuGgLiNg pIn. :o)
To settle a personal discussion I'm having. What is a reasonable number of children for a human woman to spawn in a period of twenty years. And don't exaggerate. This is a serious poll. ♥- 1 - 3 ♠- 4 - 6 ♦- 7 - 9 ♣- 10 - 12
The cats have destroyed another window curtain. All in the name of entertainment, I suppose.
Slick knows he failed to raise his kid to be a competent fighter.
i think im too unsubtle for that kind of sideways attack. but i can think of a few jerks!
How far we have strayed from the light. What's next? Not making alts to put people on blast?
you see that world she wants me sliding in those dms #score
I rise from my coffin to wreak havoc on the general populace once more. #Thebeasthasrisen
oh! okay, that's understandable... what does klutt mean?
Girls just want to have fun.
girls love it when *checks notes* uhm oh damn izzat right? *re checks note* no no everythings in order whodda thunk it as it turns out girls love it when girls... #mindblown
woo hoo!!! verified :d
:( don't kill the sun rosy i need it like a green plant on tha windowsil
#peaceonearth #strilondes #ourhousesmustwedtoendthefeud #targaryen
The boys think they ate. I'm crying. #lalondesupremacy
yeah sorry but #lalondesupremacy just makes sense
sometimes when i get the urge deep down, i just have to go and set up a pillow fort like im still a kid. its dumb but who cares what anyone thinks they cant reach me in my fort. #myfort
got anymore roach facts lalonde or were you trying to insinuate something here
congrats girl youre like a brand new bitch
anyway goodnight gorgeous gorgeous ladies and to the rest of ya bye or whatever
Proship? Yeah I am. How else am I to cross the canal.
i asked nintendo of earth c if theyre ever gonna release mother 3 & they still said no
HOW TO REMOVE PITIFUL WEAK EFFEMINATE THIGH HIGH WEARING VIOLET BLOODS FROM EXISTENCE?
rosebud surely tha timin on this post bein after they removed tha pvp is totes koinkidental
as if dr robby has time for small talk the man can hardly take a piss
Tell Dr. Robby I say hi.
Dagnabbit im in the pits again.
Now the site's user compete against one another for favor and attention... An interesting experiment. #notcompeting #aboveallthat
Jeez seeing all those felted fellas get on with each other all friendly like *does* make me feel bad for serving them up an open can of whoop ass that once.
invest everything you can into $bazingabucks
oh speaking of cults (with a c) remember the next jadeite festival is under the full moon on april 2nd! everyones invited; wolf pelts are NOT mandatory!
WH4T DO YOU M34N PVP H3LLO WH3R3???
Important: girls women ladies smooch 'em.
you only love me for my uke tendencies you dont love me for me
howw much for a photo a your eatin your lunch wwith a big smile
why do you HATE me
https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/appreciation-v0-t7xbt2cax0rg1.gif i feel so flattered that people like me enough to make a whole community about me! gif made by lovely u/t4n3l1
were letting the black mold talk tonight
quick i need a bosom to cry on hurry
lmfaoooo its tru btw i did do that also @rosieposie have a wink 2 ;)
this website feels like public transportation
Strange visions are befalling me. #SurfsUp.
every0ne is settling int0 their little circles.
@gardenGnostic @tempestousTheophany
@freudianSlip do something
do you think they have troll wendys
where is the pattern
and so it is written that my first born bb will be named MOCALI FLASKE in honor of my sick new roxy badge
@rolals across every space, time n timelines we should do a sentai thing where we unite into 1 megaroxy thatd b cool
man i think i need a nap or something. or maybe like six shots of espresso. probably the second option imma pull a shitton here in a bit
okay so im actually stupid and we blew past another milestone (612) gonna run another art giveaway thing tomorrow so i guess be on the lookout for that if you want some godawful art thanks for all the fun interactions folks this site has been a blast https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/029dba8a7a69.jpg
and if i dont have 3.8 billion followers by the end of the day im firing my entire PR team hear that? their fate is in your hands
i hate to play into your hand but sighs me
They say that "The Cure" is that "Boys Don't Cry". I tend to disagree. What "Cures" me and makes me feel "Just Like Heaven" and cheers my day is in fact seeing the boys cry. #JustSomeThoughts #HappyTuesday
i think i was hatched t0 be a cryptic pr0phet that esp0uses wisd0m while standing 0n a m0untain that shares my last name.
:33 < drew another picture of mewself! do you like it? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486057331044384882/kittynep.png?ex=69c41e3d&is=69c2ccbd&hm=cd05c4f6715338e01a56d281110b42565b1b5136baada8f5bb6b2ef6c749ab8b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
yeah let em all know so you know where the opps are when they dont accept it
It depends on the day.
#Unfounded #MusicalSavants #FreudsEarsPerkedPoisedAndListening #ClassicalRapCrossover #HannahMontana20thAnniversary
#nowplaying String Quartet No. 12 in F Major by Antonin Dvořák on my violin #Myviolin #Classical #Classy #Sophisticatedwoman
#dynamicduo #nicheinfluencers #twincollab #incestrumors
#Collaboration? #TwinCollab #MicrocelebTwins
Follow me if you need any of the following: -Dating tips -Life advice -Parenting guidance -A link to a YouTube video of bees buzzing for 10 hours -Mobie recommendations I want you to be a better you for me for you and yourself. Follow me. Follow me. You can follow me. I'll be so, so proud of you.
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Period. https://media1.tenor.com/m/6zOiKp8vJUIAAAAC/beyonce-fierce.gif
i respect game when i see it shout out olgoglgoth or whatever the fuck its name is
yeah theres many places to hang out here
this is where im chitting from btw https://i.postimg.cc/TwGgYCT6/Screenshot-2026-03-24-114131.png
Where does a thought go when it's forgotten? The drafts. #haha #jokes #foodforthought
Did you know? The deepest hole ever drilled by man is the Kola Superdeep Borehole (40,226 feet).
#projection #workonthat
clockin back in for my shift at the clown factory whats goin on yall
You find what you're looking for.
this is a nightmare
You know, considering )(er gluttonous appetite for attention, it’s a surprise s)(e has yet to make an appearance on this site. #vagueposting.
I have opinions about this Dave fellow.
You’re an eel.
Please do not.
WELL ACTUALLY A BREAKTHROUGH IN THE DRIP TIPS DEPARTMENT SAYS THAT THERES A WHOLE SPECTRUM OUT THERE SO THOSE COULD BE TWO OF THE AT LEAST 3 IM GETTING WORD OF NOW!
STATE AND FEDERAL REGULATIONS REQUIRE ME TO TELL YOU THAT I RECENTLY MADE A BREAKTHROUGH IN MY DRIP TIP RND DEPARTMENT THERES MORE THAN ONE GENDER!
ITS BISCUITS HERE WITH ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! IN A PINCH YOU CAN HIT PEOPLE WITH JUST ABOUT ANYTHING HARD ENOUGH TO KNOCK THEM OUT! A CAKE A WAFFLE IRON A PILLOW A 2x4 A TITANIUM ROD A GOLF CLUB YOU CANT DO THIS WITH NON FROZEN OXYGEN THOUGH IT JUST DOESNT WORK FOLLOW FOR MORE #DIRPTIPS!
men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each others eyes.
stranger danger stranger danger
I wanna hug you :)
everyone is so nice :)
-> little of column a little of column b?
Hello lovely Ms. Chicken. It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
my beaufitk duaghter neopet :) her name is chicken https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6761.png
Don’t worry. I got this.
I have no idea why im so cuddly right now but I'm gonna use it to hug as many of my friends as possible :D
if i stop responding it's because i have passed out for the night. i am a little bit sad that i'll have to miss so many posts until tomorrow!
I’m simply not as young and spry as yourself. I must preserve my energy for political assassinations.
bastard isnt hØme tØ make me wØrk. i get tØ listen tØ my chemical quadrants 0u0
im glad youre so confident rose :)
^^it should be just right next to Your username? if not from the main page then definitelY on Your profile^^
i |earned recent|y y[]u can g[] t[] y[]ur pr[]fi|e and there wi|| be an edit butt[]n
always.
i'm still here. i am just chilling.
Thinking about how my son’s baby shower took place shortly after a meteor shower.
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I arrive, brother, at these miserable funeral rites, So that I might bestow you with the final gift of death And might speak in vain to the silent ash. Since Fortune has stolen you yourself from me, Alas, wretched brother, unfairly stolen from me, Meanwhile, however, receive these which in the ancient custom of [our] parents were handed down as a sad gift for funeral rites, dripping much with fraternal weeping, And forever, brother, hail and farewell.
the mans trying to get me to stop sipping on my premium diesel im being silenced im being suppressed
I’m famous for it, in fact. And you are?
im going to trader joes yall need anything
delete my account and call soc med a poison?
she pity on my chit
no keep going speak your truth
Your Mind Is Of Constant And Unrelenting Fascination To Me