Dave Strider
@turntechGodhead
28 he/him Farmer on Earth C ((Post canon)) ((Sometimes NSFW 🔞DNI))
i'm free from my singer cage. can i lay at home in my undies like a stupid chud now. #suggestive?? #pantiesmentionifuracoward
Please use my full name of Roxanne instead of Roxy When you call me Roxy it sounds personal
Don't call me that
Don't call me that either
remember the entropy of the universe only marches forward because we still dont know why wigglers love tree bark burnt loaf onomatopoeia
I'M TIRED.
ARE YOU CERTAIN?
the government cannot stop me from using food coloring on my sheep because I am the government.
Like… dying them with the food coloring?
found out cowboy dave is already real reconsidering my gimmick might fall to robocop give me a min here
hey man shit happens sometimes youre riding the mechanical horse n raising your electric sheep n sometimes you get mugged in broad daylight by your alt since im all of you ill let it go just do me a favor name one sheep after me
i think it's time i settle down and find myself a proper husband.
get your bag, king
im sure dudes go wild for the rodeo thing youll have your pick of the pasture if you play up the cowboy angle
the shame of it all id lean into it but ive lived in cali longer than ive lived in texas at this point
bro learn your hollywood history. showbizz was born on the back of westerns. plus like doesnt terentino where a cowboy hat? or maybe spielberg. i forget.
i bet there are trolls that have kinks about literally murdering each other. Like that thing about Mantises that ended up not being real. Probably a lot of that in the romance novels I didn't read. #nsfw #nsfwe i gut
looks directlie into the camera this strider think im stupid
O)(, )(oney.
Incorrect, i just view it as my humanitarian duty to spread misinformation about our biology and culture.
Yeah that's pretty n0rmal
O)(, I don't )(ave any specific examples (t)(at I WANT to bring up,) but it's so common you can bassically t)(row a rock and aboat )(alf t)(e time you'll )(it someone w)(o fits t)(e bill.
the rest of chittr is saying it's only toxic relationships. So idk if that's just good pr or..
Yuuuuuuuup. Yup. #Yup
I refuse to ask a vantas but how common is it for pitch relationships to end in fucking murder? I feel like it's either all the time or rarely.
• It's rarer than you might first assume • • Despite our violent tendencies, it's in our nature to form healthy antagonistic bonds• True murderous intent is where the relationship has tipped into platonic hatred •
But murder is kinda like normal for you guys anyways so i guess it'd be like a bad breakup.