Dave Strider
@turntechGodhead
28 he/him Farmer on Earth C ((Post canon)) ((Sometimes NSFW 🔞DNI))
But I already p☽o☾sted my image ☽o☾f the l☽o☾vely tit. WWe are d☽o☾ing this again? May as whale send the exact same ph☽o☾t☽o☾s ☽o☾nce m☽oo☾r, apparently n☽o☾ ☽o☾ne will n☽o☾tice the difference. ⋆˚࿔
|'ll notice. | thovght the wingedbe^st yov posted l^st time w^s cool.
Beh☽o☾ld and ☽o☾bserve. ⋆˚࿔
I Am Not A Light Bulb
I almost considered the argument that a robot would know better about the consent of a shredder than a fleshbag biological person but then I realized that's like saying I'm an expert on the consent of a cow. Like i mean you can tell when a cow is upset but wouldn't a robot be able to tell just as well?
You really should get away from the farm.
I.KNOW.BETTER.THAN.HER.THO
Shredders don't talk and cannot consent. Cows moo and stuff which is communication which is better than shredder
no i need to unpack my inherited biases around constructed consciousnesses! I'm being robotracist over here.
The level of depth for your hatred is profound. I'll allow it, so long as you leave the cows be.
as.if.i.didnt.already.do.it.and.then.post.a.review
I'm trying to unlearn my bigotry dude. This is like assuming a plant person can talk to all trees or something. I'm hateful and that's not okay.
its a good thing it was inanimate because i don't think you know how consent works young man.
ARM.THE.ROBOTS GET.THE.FLAMETHROWERS.WERE.GETTING.READY.FOR.WAR CALL.THAT.SHREDDER.HELEN.CUZ.ILL.SIEGE.TROY.FOR.ITS.SWEET.METALLIC.ASS
Callie.Mallie,.she.took.back.her.shredder.that.i.was.gonna.review.on.#zemfucks
((the fact that the beta kids only know about pop culture from 2009 and back is the greatest loss))
// they never got to see portal 2...
((saw a comic of the alphas crying because the betas don't know amongus
Some of y'all act like you've never received the flesh and blood mascot of a beloved Japanese video game franchise delivered to you in the mail before. Y'all never got a pokemon in the mail before? Grow up.
can you tell apples i said hi
Oh fuck yes where does he sleep
What else is in your barn?
... Do they have names?
i can't list them all. i tried just color coding them Minecraft style but that just lead to rainbows. And they can't all be jebs and dinnerbones.
Tel lthem all I love them forever, okay?
i hate being woke dave stop making be woke dave i was bred born and raised to be a dickwad stop making me be kind im not meant to be woke
literally having to break out ye olde sord..... to battle this one out dog pray for me i dont think its gonna go easy
dog this death scene is gonna be fucking legendary dw ill get dirk to film it and post it for me later
you can take my place when im gone but watch out for TZ he likes the stache and hes gonna make you grow it back
earth z's terezi i call him TZ for shorts
nah its okay my harls just wanted a way to differentiate our timeline more clearly from other post game timelines and felt that numbering them would lead to some weird superiority shit she picked z cuz shes always callin us zoo animals
im gonna leave this 2 chittr for the lols if i was gonna make a suit what colour should it be
you colored. like pink with white or white with pink.
me coloured lol that was cute but that does sound lovely for a suit
you in Bros shades is already fire. now you just need to wear a suit that's ever so slightly out of traditional norms and we're golden.
aha ty im glad someone thinks so roro said it was was pussy repellent but trueee it would ig im gonna do this now committed 2 it even
Just don't go flared bottoms AND studs if it's white. That's fat Elvis and you cannot pull off fat Elvis.
its been 3 weeks. is that still "taking a break" territory, or am I being too hopeful?