Dave Strider
@turntechGodhead
28 he/him Farmer on Earth C ((Post canon)) ((Sometimes NSFW 🔞DNI))
Several Copies Of My Wife Have Immediately Followed Me But To What Do I Owe This Fine Bouquet Of Roses Presented To Me; Of Such Tragedy That My Loyalty, So Lamentable, Is Always Committed To One
6'2" btw
you are not living how im living #purple https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ef16d06cfc5d.png
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I fucking hate time players, all of you are cheap, don't care what anyone says, it DOESN'T TAKE SKILL TO FUCK WITH TIME!!!!!!!! If you're a time player, I hope time freezes for you mid-shit so you're left with your shit just hanging there, frozen with you, mid-wipe. Fuck you.
Oh yeah? +4 to you, color? 8ROWN.
stacking my +4 on your, reverse, reverse back, skip your turn, fuck you, uno, +4 again, uno out.
In any news........ How are you? ::::)
Trollbama is my stepdad so things could not be better.
I don't have children. I have 20 sheep 60 chickens and one mutent ostrich.
With those numbers you could open up a reverse petting zoo!
The animals pet *you*.
Are you open to visitors?
So could i allegedly swing by?
Sometimes my doctorate is useful. In most scenarios. It is not.
I went into the military and did college alongside it. I was in the military for many years until I got blown up. I am also 55, so I've had a lot of time to do stuff.
Bro was.... Less than 40. I don't think he was military. He was more like a superhuman force of nature.
I'm not surprised; I seem to be one of the oldest of the "bros", and that sounds similar. I have also been described as a superhuman force of nature. Or a superhuman affront to god and all things normal. SO that tracks.
Yes, I've done a lot of things when I was enlisted in the military.
I was not a normal army guy.
Fucking hyperbeast master chief secret super soldier squad shit. Or you were an Eva pilot.
The top one is closer to what I did. the Alternian Empire has a long stand alliance with Earth but Prime Minster Peixes worked closely with the worlds governments, and hand picked exceptional humans (and some trolls) to work directly under her in alliance with earth to work go on various missions together or individually, to stop threats and so on.
The fish market is in shambles.
This sounds like the setup to a joke. But it's probably just ruinous cod.
Words cannot exxpress how much I FUCKING WISH this was a set up to a STUPID FISH PUN.
Alright, TG, YOU are now in charge of this stupid fish pun, I am off to ensure everyone gets to eat something in the upcoming two perigees.
Had to grab my troll word flashcards for that one. Okay she fish on my post till i market my shambles