Rose Lalonde
@tenebrousTantalization
I'm only happy when it rains. Human | She/Her | Seer of Light
How do you spell orange?
Unscrewed the shower pipes days ago to make sure Kanaya doesn't wash. That's what real love smells like.
They simply must invent mpreg for women.
You know that is quite literally how @lipstickThesbian was created although in the opposite direction.
Wait That Is- A Child? Oh My Goodness Sincerely Inspirational; Now I Really /Must/ Keep Going
Ah, I Sincerely Apologize- Your Mention Was Incidental; Though Seeing You Gives A Lot Of Hope I Hope Your Life Is Genuinely Happy
Your Eyes Do Not Deceive You- And She Looks So Lovely! She Has Your Face And Smile; And Those Cute Lips Of Yours; And Naturally, My Own Curls Ah- I Am Overwhelmed By So Much Emotion, I Think I Could Cry
Frankly this is hardly the most explicit conversation between alternate versions of my moms that I have been subjected to on here I have learned to just accept it Anyway the power apparently lies in you specifically Something something Sylph of Space no I will not go into further details And For the record While my relationship with my mothers is not without a bit of conflict Yes My life is happy
I'm glad to hear that, Taylor. You could even say that I'm proud.
I Am Glad; I Know Ourselves To Know We Would Be A Handful As Parents, But I Am Quite Hopeful Now Thank You.
If love really is a battlefield, my marriage is the battle of the bulge. #Suggestive
If It Is Thus Then Consider This An Invitation To A Fencing Match #Suggestive
I feel a kinship with Lois Griffin from Family Guy.
You're Not Going To Corner Me As Peter Griffin Kin
I'm listening to my favorite guilty pleasures. I can't say what they are, though, they're far too guilty.
I can't read whatever it is that you're telling me, but I inherently agree with anything you have to say. Yes ma'am.
When you stub your toe, you say "yowie" - which sounds like 'yaoi' of course. Because deep down you know that's what would fix your pain.
Sometimes I Am Mindful Of This Painfully True Fact And Say 'Yuri' To Maintain Balance In This World When I Stub Mine
I need advice on a hypothetical - how would you convince a vampire to watch Twilight with you?
Hmph I See How It Is Your Non Wife Better Have Good Input As Opposed To Your Very Real Flesh And Undead Blood Wife Who Is Very Sexy And Loves You Or Else Youll Have To Settle With Watching Me Wash The Dishes For The Night WITHOUT Oogling Me From Behind
Uh Oh Rose Im Not Wearing My Casual Lounging Shorts While Doing The Dishes That Would Prominently Feature My Buttocks In A Seductive Fashion It Is An Entire Eclipse At Play And As You Know In Older Human Cultures Those Are Ill Omens Of Things To Come
You know what? I take it all back. Your advice was all I ever needed.
I always know which Kanaya is mine. If I ever lose track, I could just check the shape of their fangs against the shape of the suspiciously fang-shaped marks left on my body.
biting your partner? unless shes like a vampire i guess. or rainbowdrinker, whatever
POINT OF ORDER! is the implication then that the different versions of your matesprit (whose mouths you are getting as close to as your actual matesprit's) have differently shaped fangs? is that a thing that's affected by timelines?
Very slight. Like the teeth on a key. The right ones will fit.
This shit ain't nothing to me, man. https://i.imgur.com/ovN4FP1.png
You should have your badges available, me.
fuckin what? also u should prolly tag this w #substance
This post is, in fact, about her. #Vaguepost #ButNotTHATVagueReally
Can it with your vagueposting and your silly little wonks. What do you even think you're doing?
Well I'M not enj8ying it, so cle8rly y8ur little attempt at th8t silly little hum8n emotion c8lled "friendship" failed!
I might have failed, but it was fun on the way down.
I guess you g8t my mind off whatever I was mad a8out in the first place... DON'T t8ke that as a compliment. It's just a cr8zy happenst8nce that happened to h8ppen. That's it, the end. I'm d8ne. End of st8ry.
I don't know who invented "Pokémon GO", but I'm trying to figure out how we can get them to Pokémon GO to the polls.
This is supposed to be deleted, I don't know how to. Disregard.
7ou (an’t delete, alas. just edit, and even then, just original posts
Should I open up an ask box, too?
Gen Z is trying to cancel Bro Strider.
the woke mob is breaking down my door as we speak. you can’t call things gay anymore even if they’re gay as hell, i guess.
// I delete my Supergirl and then Batman shows up. Fuck my chud life.
I have things to say, but I won't say them. #VaguePosting
You didn't show up. You're getting one less badge.
I don't even know what you're talking about, and I have zero badges as it is. You cannot possibly give me negative one badge.
Junior and I are tight, I can tell him to withhold as many as I please when he does give you them.
They did it. #VaguePosting
I'm going to get a few Slurpee for free Slurpee day. Any Slurpee suggestions?
♡⸝⸝ mix all da colours. we used 7o call i7 "777HE FLAVOUR" cus i7 7as7es of some7hin! for sure ⸝⸝♤
:33 < they are blood colors. :33 < are mewr slurp33s not made of blood?
I do have posts waiting in the wings like bombs yet to be dropped. These virginal wisdom bangers have yet to be besmirched by the prying eyes of the userbase. This is precisely why your girl calls me Oppenhymen. My words penetrate your feed as though it was saving this moment for marriage. Send chit.