Rose Lalonde
@tenebrousTantalization
I'm only happy when it rains. Human | She/Her | Seer of Light
i think the worst time to get a completely unrelated boner is while actively arguing with your friend on if you're gay or not. oh man. #nsfw kind of.
Answer the question. Your long-term friend Rose Lalonde, the famously married lesbian, needs to know if you respect her.
dude i have to double check my work
yes!! yes i do!! okay? but not because i am gay!!!! i am just one of the only straight men who doesn't creep on lesbians!
i am starting to think it's not about that and i am also in the same room as you so if you really like how i smell you can just ask me what shampoo i use or whatever.
You realize I could scroll up just slightly to see your comments with Dave, yes?
This is exactly what I'm talking about, John. This is the gayest statement I have ever read in my life. Be lucky there's a clearly detailed terms of service preventing me from saying what most would in this situation.
awh no. not fair. how is it gay to ask him to stop sniffing my bedsheets?? i gave him a way less gay solution.
ALL is fair in love and war, John. That includes gay love. And gay war, for that matter.
If I haven't hit on you or insulted you to the point of sending me a death threat, please let me know so I can do either of the 2! Can't 8e missing out on y'all now. ::::)
Every Lalonde strikes me as the type to wanna 8e degraded or insulted, so this isn't new. 8ut sadly, I would 8e kicking a dead horse, 8ecause having any rel8tion to Lalonde's is an insult in of itself. ::::) You're welcome.
That's the weakest copout I have ever read. If there ever there were doubts that you lost your edge, those doubts have surely been put on an internet snuff film and killed in spectacular fashion.
Well it's the truth! And recently I've found that the truth sucks a looooooootta nads. I could go on a8out your quarrels with Kanaya and Jade, 8ut quite franky, I find that such an event is already caked in dried tomatoes that were thrown from 8efore, it'd just 8e too easy! Or I could speak of your odd tentacle affinity, 8ut that's another can of worms entirely.
I didn't know they allowed AI posts on this site.
AI has nothing to do with this, *toots*. Though, if it were AI, that's a shame that even AI knows that such a move is overplayed.
"Overplayed" is right. I've seen less reruns on late night television, Vriska. I won't mind if you have to ping another Vriska or two to help you write something properly "sc8thing" here.
My, 8ut the 8est Vriska (me) needs not for that, 8ecause I got you hooked enough to respond in such a way, and I don't even have a fucking hook hand (yet)! I'm already under your skin in some capacity and you don't wanna admit iiiiiiiit. >;;;;}
All defense, no attack. Make sure to DM me after you read this comment, I can tell you'll need a therapist. Just let me mark something down for myself first. There we are. https://i.imgur.com/nNUeABn.png
Well, I've certainly heard that defense is the 8est offense! And you're just proving my point further. Therapist? I would entrust a literal 8ark8east for therapy over ANY Rose! Especially one with such a, er........ *Colorful* tally 8oard, 8ut I may humor you solely to see your a8solutely horri8le attempts at reading "muh feelz".
I'll gladly accept your concession, thank you.
I've 8een hitting London doing shows, I'm on tour 8itch. I've 8een pouring wock in my cup, that's a 4, 8itch. I might even fuck on the 8ackside of your 8itch! So many sluts on deck, whore storage. Do not 8e ungr8ful, please finish up your porridge. Of pussy ass 8astard, there's no shortage. I just 8ought a house in the hills, skip the mortgage. I've 8een making a rap with a trap metal chorus. Lil Darkie - TRAP METAL
Trap, trap, trap, trap, trap, trap metal. If the iron on my hip hits you; it ain't accidental. Brass knuckles on, putting work in on his dental. Unless it's with a lady, I am anything but gentle. Hop up on the mare, I feel like Arthur Morgan Smokin' cigarillos I imported White suit, white horse, brown mane, afforded. Wanna live like me? One, two, three, you can't afford it. Got the .45 on my hip right where the sword is, motherfucker. I've been with the drip like I'm a porpoise, motherfucker. Whip your phone out and record this. I've been smoking on some flowers, growing orchids. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jIF9KRBbAWU/mqdefault.jpg
8 A S E D .
I do know ball, Serket.
Indu8ita8ly so! Perchance.
You can't just say "perchance".
Augh.
Augh.