♠ hated by @tenebrousTantalization
<~i fvmble all the girls all of them~>
[OOC / PINNED POST] Your name is Damien Hamnek. You are 12 sweeps old. You have a variety of interests, some being EXPLORING(your Lusus forces you outside because of your recluse nature.) , WATCHING WEIRD SHOWS, PLAYING GAMES on your husktop, and making OUTFITS in your free time. You also tend to mope often, trying to see the world as your enemy, Your sign is AQUAPIO, and you are a BARD OF DOOM. After an accident, you ended up losing your right hand in battle with an old friend. Leaving you alone with only a kismesis, who tends to take it a bit too far, you feel a bit lonely, despite your high life as a seadweller. Perhaps you ended up this way, because of your attitude towards the lower caste.
i did not need to know that

i think you lowk trying too hard you dont gotta get it THAT much dude

i get you dude
i only know a handful of tortured souls that get it and they are truly what is right in this society
no it isnt you [this word has been censored] fucking conformist
i wont conform to your [this word has been censored] fucking system i dont care ugh youre all such fucking conformists you work to be culled in a dreadful system of pain violence and misery

Fry-out. <3 Shoestring <> Steak <3< Curly c3< Waffle
you are all conformists ugh its like you dont even care quadrants are social constructs they dont even define us ugh posers

Don't make daddy angry, sweetheart.
YOV·MOTHERFVCKERS·ARE·NOT·READY·FOR·MY·IENFER·CVLIGE·IMPRESSION

Ey 8a8ygirl. How're you tonight? >::::}

@tenebrousTantalization NO IM NOT TALKING A8OUT A KANAYA IF YOU HATED FOR THAT REASON IM TALKING A8OUT A MALE JADE8LOOD

#strippokernight vwas a blast for me. managed to get me some action~ vwho knewv jade nooks felt so good~? vwould pail again #nsfwv

hell yeah bro 💪

no matter vwhat!

youwve literally alvways had my back casper. i knovw youll support me no matter vwhat i do.

they hate to see a troll italian guy wvho can get a lil snazzy vwith it.

uhh yeah?

literally wvhere im at novw, its awvesome.

self-improwvement is literally so easy, all you gotta do is do it. #inspirational

i wvish i could rechit my owvn chits, some of this stuff you people need to see again.

#wvhatwvouldcronusdo #wvvwcd

Tired of the h8ers? 8e the change you want in life and go fuck your h8ers. See them try to h8 you NOW after making them not 8e a8le to walk properly for a solid couple of days. I only give the 8est advice, don't tell me, I already know. ::::)

7ou (an’t delete, alas. just edit, and even then, just original posts

haha nope

Cloutfarming is so gr8. Have I ever actually tried? No, not at all.

so just a reminder just because i think meenah variants are objectively better than everyone doesn't mean i hate you all i like a lot of you still!!!
YURI is usually just 3 things 1. nook 2. bulgɘ 3. buckɘt #YURI #nsfw #WOMɘN #YURIful

GREETINGS. BuLLSHIT ALSO. I AM LITERALLY LORD OF TIME. THERE IS NO TIME OuT CORNER THAT CAN HOLD ME. I CAN TIME OuT THE TIMEOuT CORNER. I CAN AGE IT TO WITHERED DuST AND WALK uNMOLESTED BY ITS WRETCHED DETRITuS RESuLTANT. NOTHING OuTLASTS ME. I HAVE SEEN THE END OF TIME ITSELF. AND I STOOD uNJOINED BY ALL. I WIN. I FuCKING WIN. ROSE LALONDE. YOu WERE NOT THERE. NOBODY WAS. THAT IS THE FATAL TRuTH OF ALL ENTROPY. I WILL ALWAYS HAVE BEEN LATER THAN YOu. MY DOOM IS FINAL. MY GODDAMN PIMP HAND SMACKED THE BITCH WITHERED WRINKLED TIT OF THE uNIVERSE. AND THAT BEAuTIFuL. WITHERED BY DOTAGE. FuCKING. SCREAM. BANISHED ALL SILENCE FROM THE END. AND BIRTHED SOMETHING ANEW. IT WAS. GLORIOuS.

ALL I EVER WANTED WAS ALL. TO DESTROY. PuRGE. PILLAGE. RANSACK. AND BRING RuIN TO ALL THAT STOOD IN MY WAY. THE GALAXY IS CRuEL. uNFEELING. AND APATHETIC. AS A STATE OF STATuS FuCKING QuO. HORRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN FOR NO GODDAMN REASON AT ALL. SO WHY SHOuLDN'T I? IT AMuSES THE FuCK OuT OF ME. WHEN PEOPLE STAND ON CEREMONY. "NO". THEY SAY. "DON'T". THEY CRY. "IT'S WRONG". THEY BEG. "PLEASE". THEY INSIST. "SPARE ME". THEY PLEAD. I AM NO JuDGE. NO JuRY OF PANELISTS. NO FAT STACK OF LARDASSED BuREAuCRATS YOu CAN BRIBE. I AM DEATH. DELIVERANCE. GOD. LORD IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD. HOW IS FLOODING THE EARTH WITH VIOLENCE ANY DIFFERENT THAN A CLEANSING SPRITZ OF RAIN? FOOLISH. I KILL BECAuSE IT'S FuNNY. THAT'S MORE REASON THAN YOuR GOD WILL EVER OFFER YOu. AND ONLY I AM HERE TO SAY. I AM RIGHT.
swwear to fuck the one time i decide to splurge on a footlong at grubwway theres a line a dowwnright shut ins wwhovve apparently nevver heard a the concept of a grubwwich and this poor wworkers gotta wwalk em through howw all the bloody CONDIMENTS TASTE

vwait vwhat evwen is that image- also huh. somethins familiar bout that handle
OKAY! I GOT IT WORKING! FUCKING FINALLY!!!
my birthday.
it's okay, sollux. i absolutely agree.

LITERALLY NONE OF THESE WOMEN ARE GREEN OR COMING OuT. REPuLSIVELY DISHONEST COMMENTS SECTION. ALL OF YOu. I HAVE THE OPPORTuNITY TO DO THE FuNNIEST THING IMAGINABLE. BuT NONE OF YOu DESERVE IT. AND NONE OF YOu WOuLD GET IT.
undeserving of love.













