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puppet tits are great. more gropeable than the real ones. #nsfw #puppetfucking #puppet
its cool dude im gonna keep inhaling your sheets if you wanna jerk it while im not looking #nsfw
If I haven't hit on you or insulted you to the point of sending me a death threat, please let me know so I can do either of the 2! Can't 8e missing out on y'all now. ::::)
Wife Incident Number 24 In My Off Time I Was Preparing Quite The Baked Portent Of A Triple Loaded Mac And Cheese (A Delectable Trio Of Three Cheeses Onto A Assortment Of Macaronis) And Upon Completion I Had The Merriment Of Eating Some Of This Delectable Creation And Refrigerated The Rest However, I Failed To Signal My Significant Other And Better Half Of The Mac And Cheese; It Was Not By Greed Nor Selfishness That This Transpired- Rather, I Was So Intoxicated By The Delicacy Of My Creation That The Mental High Of The Macked Cheese Robbed Me Of My Higher Pan Reflexes In Informing My Beloved That Lo And Behold Cheesy Macks Were To Be Held Shes Reheating It Now And Throwing Looks At Me
evvery kull i garner is another dead lusus and their druid companion bronzie
flattered though as alwways but look at me an tell me im not outta your league
im excercisin free wwill and that includes hatin evvery chit i see and then vvaguein about it wwelcome to the fuckin neww wworld order
listen fella i didnt mean to trigger a hatespam off my pusher is NOT in it
"= cool. hate react bomb. whatever. that's what you get for one. ="
some of you vwill be straight up annoyin in my replies and then not followv up.
I haven't cried in ages, and here I am bawling my eyes out.
<~i fvmble all the girls all of them~>
[OOC / PINNED POST] Your name is Damien Hamnek. You are 12 sweeps old. You have a variety of interests, some being EXPLORING(your Lusus forces you outside because of your recluse nature.) , WATCHING WEIRD SHOWS, PLAYING GAMES on your husktop, and making OUTFITS in your free time. You also tend to mope often, trying to see the world as your enemy, Your sign is AQUAPIO, and you are a BARD OF DOOM. After an accident, you ended up losing your right hand in battle with an old friend. Leaving you alone with only a kismesis, who tends to take it a bit too far, you feel a bit lonely, despite your high life as a seadweller. Perhaps you ended up this way, because of your attitude towards the lower caste.
~remember vvhen nobody came to my vvriggling day party aha ha ha
i did not need to know that
i think you lowk trying too hard you dont gotta get it THAT much dude
i get you dude
i only know a handful of tortured souls that get it and they are truly what is right in this society
NO One ever "gets it" in the sense that yOu want. PeOple get clOse, but nOt Often.
no it isnt you [this word has been censored] fucking conformist
i wont conform to your [this word has been censored] fucking system i dont care ugh youre all such fucking conformists you work to be culled in a dreadful system of pain violence and misery
Fry-out. <3 Shoestring <> Steak <3< Curly c3< Waffle
you are all conformists ugh its like you dont even care quadrants are social constructs they dont even define us ugh posers
Don't make daddy angry, sweetheart.
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Ey 8a8ygirl. How're you tonight? >::::}
@tenebrousTantalization NO IM NOT TALKING A8OUT A KANAYA IF YOU HATED FOR THAT REASON IM TALKING A8OUT A MALE JADE8LOOD
#strippokernight vwas a blast for me. managed to get me some action~ vwho knewv jade nooks felt so good~? vwould pail again #nsfwv
hell yeah bro 💪
no matter vwhat!
youwve literally alvways had my back casper. i knovw youll support me no matter vwhat i do.
they hate to see a troll italian guy wvho can get a lil snazzy vwith it.
uhh yeah?
literally wvhere im at novw, its awvesome.
self-improwvement is literally so easy, all you gotta do is do it. #inspirational
i wvish i could rechit my owvn chits, some of this stuff you people need to see again.
#wvhatwvouldcronusdo #wvvwcd
Tired of the h8ers? 8e the change you want in life and go fuck your h8ers. See them try to h8 you NOW after making them not 8e a8le to walk properly for a solid couple of days. I only give the 8est advice, don't tell me, I already know. ::::)
7ou (an’t delete, alas. just edit, and even then, just original posts
haha nope
Not everyth8ng is a8out you, nosy self-a8sor8ed wine8i88er!!!!!!!!
Cloutfarming is so gr8. Have I ever actually tried? No, not at all.
Vic8riously humili8ing. #vagueposting
so just a reminder just because i think meenah variants are objectively better than everyone doesn't mean i hate you all i like a lot of you still!!!
YURI is usually just 3 things 1. nook 2. bulgɘ 3. buckɘt #YURI #nsfw #WOMɘN #YURIful
GREETINGS. BuLLSHIT ALSO. I AM LITERALLY LORD OF TIME. THERE IS NO TIME OuT CORNER THAT CAN HOLD ME. I CAN TIME OuT THE TIMEOuT CORNER. I CAN AGE IT TO WITHERED DuST AND WALK uNMOLESTED BY ITS WRETCHED DETRITuS RESuLTANT. NOTHING OuTLASTS ME. I HAVE SEEN THE END OF TIME ITSELF. AND I STOOD uNJOINED BY ALL. I WIN. I FuCKING WIN. ROSE LALONDE. YOu WERE NOT THERE. NOBODY WAS. THAT IS THE FATAL TRuTH OF ALL ENTROPY. I WILL ALWAYS HAVE BEEN LATER THAN YOu. MY DOOM IS FINAL. MY GODDAMN PIMP HAND SMACKED THE BITCH WITHERED WRINKLED TIT OF THE uNIVERSE. AND THAT BEAuTIFuL. WITHERED BY DOTAGE. FuCKING. SCREAM. BANISHED ALL SILENCE FROM THE END. AND BIRTHED SOMETHING ANEW. IT WAS. GLORIOuS.
ALL I EVER WANTED WAS ALL. TO DESTROY. PuRGE. PILLAGE. RANSACK. AND BRING RuIN TO ALL THAT STOOD IN MY WAY. THE GALAXY IS CRuEL. uNFEELING. AND APATHETIC. AS A STATE OF STATuS FuCKING QuO. HORRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN FOR NO GODDAMN REASON AT ALL. SO WHY SHOuLDN'T I? IT AMuSES THE FuCK OuT OF ME. WHEN PEOPLE STAND ON CEREMONY. "NO". THEY SAY. "DON'T". THEY CRY. "IT'S WRONG". THEY BEG. "PLEASE". THEY INSIST. "SPARE ME". THEY PLEAD. I AM NO JuDGE. NO JuRY OF PANELISTS. NO FAT STACK OF LARDASSED BuREAuCRATS YOu CAN BRIBE. I AM DEATH. DELIVERANCE. GOD. LORD IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD. HOW IS FLOODING THE EARTH WITH VIOLENCE ANY DIFFERENT THAN A CLEANSING SPRITZ OF RAIN? FOOLISH. I KILL BECAuSE IT'S FuNNY. THAT'S MORE REASON THAN YOuR GOD WILL EVER OFFER YOu. AND ONLY I AM HERE TO SAY. I AM RIGHT.
swwear to fuck the one time i decide to splurge on a footlong at grubwway theres a line a dowwnright shut ins wwhovve apparently nevver heard a the concept of a grubwwich and this poor wworkers gotta wwalk em through howw all the bloody CONDIMENTS TASTE
vwait vwhat evwen is that image- also huh. somethins familiar bout that handle
OKAY! I GOT IT WORKING! FUCKING FINALLY!!!
my birthday.
♡⸝⸝ i go7 pre77y nice legs which is good cus apparen7ly i NEED 777O FUCKIN USE EM!!!!!!!!!! SLOW DOWN MO777HERFUCKER!!!! ⸝⸝♤
BOTTOM 5 CHITT'S OF ALL TIME
god imadso desperate i would do anything to be pet by her.kissed too #incest
it's okay, sollux. i absolutely agree.
It's funny how people think Rose has ever had her shit together. Like, ever in her existence.
LITERALLY NONE OF THESE WOMEN ARE GREEN OR COMING OuT. REPuLSIVELY DISHONEST COMMENTS SECTION. ALL OF YOu. I HAVE THE OPPORTuNITY TO DO THE FuNNIEST THING IMAGINABLE. BuT NONE OF YOu DESERVE IT. AND NONE OF YOu WOuLD GET IT.
dO YOU LIKE ME?
undeserving of love.