I need advice on a hypothetical - how would you convince a vampire to watch Twilight with you?
Hmph I See How It Is Your Non Wife Better Have Good Input As Opposed To Your Very Real Flesh And Undead Blood Wife Who Is Very Sexy And Loves You Or Else Youll Have To Settle With Watching Me Wash The Dishes For The Night WITHOUT Oogling Me From Behind
Well, let's not be hasty now.
Uh Oh Rose Im Not Wearing My Casual Lounging Shorts While Doing The Dishes That Would Prominently Feature My Buttocks In A Seductive Fashion It Is An Entire Eclipse At Play And As You Know In Older Human Cultures Those Are Ill Omens Of Things To Come
That might be worth trying.
The 'genuine connection' angle is bold.
I was hoping for outlandish answers.
You know what? I take it all back. Your advice was all I ever needed.
Oh. My.