Jason J. Crocker!
@honorableHeir
Howdy! Son of Jane Crocker • Attendee of Vaudeville University He/him • human • not currently in a committed relationship.
Hey Google how to undo one specific embarrassing moment in a timeline.
She has to be ok she has to be she just has to be she's fine she's completely fine and im overreacting she has to be fine she's fine
she’s a tough gal !! she’s gonna 8e okay !!
Gonna need you to take a few deep breaths and remember who it is you're stressing over.
Right. You're right! She's literally a god. Not even the one I know! Not from my timeline, doesn't know me, she's fine. Im fine. It's all ok.
She’ll be absolutely fine, don’t you worry.
Er, Jane? @gutsyGumshoe ? You're fine, right? You haven't posted anything in quite a moment, haha! Just, wanted to make sure! If you could say something at all right now that would be really, really grand.
have some ginger root sweet 8oy ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
Today's lunch is another cheesecake, paired with a nice chicken sandwich with cheddar, shredded lettuce, fresh ground pepper and paprika, with a side of fries and deviled eggs.
... okay. I need to ask *someone* this question, because I've yet to get a straight answer! It's not possible for direct children of godtiers to inherit any mystical abilities, correct? Because I've seen those Strider siblings to get up to some absolutely fea-like shenanigans and Blaize just gives me a wry smirk when I ask!
Game construct abilities are not genetically linked nor do they exist on those not participating in the game. SBURB and SKAIANET are not responsible for any pre-existing genetic abilities a player may have before the game that enter the gene pool both of consenting adults raising their offspring and of the ectobiological construct that utilizes that genetic material.
OKAY YES THANK YOU, finally, a straight answer! See, Blaize? Thats a clear answer. Thats how we answer people.
This is outside our scope of purview. We do not run genetic tests for species-based permutations of ectobiology as there are too many cases to factor in. Additionally, ectobiology is not a true form of genetic science; it is simply a gameified simplification to create easier biological constructs; in simpler terms, the organic version of alchemixing.
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Oh shoot, I never made an introduction!!! Sorry everyone! Ahem, howdy! My name, as you may already know, is Jason Jack Crocker! I'm a student of Vaudeville University, and a part time food critic! Though as I write that, I think it'd be more accurate to say im more of a food appreciator, hehe. It's hard to be critical of something you love so much! I have a love of many things, but if I had to select a few topics that apply to me, I'd say my main interests would be Comedy, Musicals, Food (obviously, hoohoo!) Fine art, and Literature! I'm friendly if you're friendly! And, for posterity, every opinion and statement posted on this account is my own, and does not reflect the views or principals of Crockercorp industries. Hope to have a smashing good time with you all! #firsttimeintroductions! #newchittrs!
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Awww, I enjoy speaking with you as well, Codexx! Glad to be friends with someone so polite!
Oh, I try to avoid fisticuffs if I can help it! I always say, most conflicts can be thoroughly resolved through good conversation over even better food! Of course, words do not always work, and in those rare instances I use my trusty tazer to subdue any assailant.
It is an odd choice, yes, but it is solely and strictly used for self defense after all.
Seems there's equal parts rowdy rapscallions here as there are polite denizen's! It's quite lively, im very fond of the wide range of folks, hoohoo!
Sigh. People hate my joy and whimsy because I'm right. #itainteasybeingahopemaxer.
Hoohoo. Sometimes, the best conflict resolution is done through a damn good meal! #happystomachshappypeople
c< cOrrect! sOMe gOOd eats 'll sOlve MOst prObleMs! >c
Ahem, ah! @undyingDescendent , as a show of goodwill and a petition of peace between us, I humbly invite you to breakfast at one of my favorite dining establishments! I assure you, they are quite good, lovely service, and if you're with me I can guarantee you *will* be served! Would you like to accompany me?
Yes! Yes I am. I, feel bad, for the current tension between our families, and I've heard about the trouble you've been having acquiring good meals lately, so I wished to try and patch things up, in a sense!
OK. COUNTER OFFER. GO FUCK YOURSELF. IM NOT ASSOCIATING WITH ANY FUCKING CROCKER TILL JANE APOLOGIZES TO CALCIFER IN PERSON. I THNK YOU FOR THE OFFER. BUT I DECLINE. I MAY BE HUNGRY, BUT IM NOT DESPERATE. —EMBER💥
Oh for—fine, no truce! just freaking come with me so you can get something to eat!!!
You make ONE spelling error, and it haunts you forever!
CREATORS BLESS EVERY CHEF AND COOK ON PLANET EARTH!!!! #thankgodsforserviceworkers
Oooh, I can smell our personal chefs cooking from upstairs alreadyyyyy... Sigh. Why must college papers take so long to work onnn...
It smells like chili Mac and cheese, pasta, and pho soup... AGHHHH COLLEGE CAN WAIT, I GOTTA GET FIRST DIBS!
Sigh. I see Opal is being Herself again. #directposting #sorryember
You know what would be a fantastic invention for the baking world? An automatic cake-baker! Simply pour in cake mix and water, and it takes care of the rest! Oooh, maybe even add additional accessories for automatic icing and toppings!!! I'm a tad peckish. ;;^u^
🐾oooh, that does soUNd real good 'boUt Now! hehe,
Such a wide buffet of local delicacys shared on my last chitt! Tell me everyone, what's your favorite dish from your corner of the universe?
Jason! Hi! You're, here! Um. I quite enjoy sunset city's local café, their coffee cakes are very good.
Good evening, Chittr! Today's afternoon snack was a delightful blueberry cheesecake topped with crumbled graham crackers and raspberry syrup. What have you all had for lunch?
Not quite sure what that would taste like, but I do hope you enjoyed it!
[ >A DELICIOUS BREW MOST REFRESHING INDEEDETH_ ]
[ >NAY, CHITTR DOT ING DENIZEN. TWAS A BREW OF POTION, NOT OF BEANS THAT MAKETH MINE NUGBONE BUZZ AND TINGLE!_ ]