Jason J. Crocker!
@honorableHeir
Howdy! Son of Jane Crocker • Attendee of Vaudeville University He/him • human • not currently in a committed relationship.
Huh. Not sure theres really any particular animal in specific id like to morph into! Perhaps an electric eel might be fun... or a magpie... oooh, or perhaps a violet-backed starling!
Sugar isn't all I eat, for the record! I eat plenty of veggies and protein too! I just cant resist the allure of a delightfully ripe and sweet strawberry on waffles... sigh... Ah hell, im hungry again. :( #food #mealposting
Today's breakfast was a lovely caramel mocha n seasalt frappe and a plate of French toast, bacon, and waffles topped with whipped cream, syrup, jam, berries and chocolate chips ♥︎ #foodoftheday #breakfastposting #mealposting
II thiink iim gonnaa throw up Thaat iiss Too much dude
POST PREGNANT WHO NOW???
I cant help but feel guilty seeing as I kind of snowballed all this caste discussion. Im sorry, chums <:(
At least, the highbloods ive met are rather okay gents... though I suppose they are the exception rather than the rule. Apologies for my ignorance, chums. :(
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I UNDERSTAND MY ERROR IN MY LAST CHITT, MOST HIGHBLOODS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED. <:(
Im not so sure what's got so many of you lady's and gents in a tizzy, some of these highblood folk are real nice if you just talk to them! :B
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¥øu seem very persønabłe. But yøu are a human. Sø this is perhaps sømething yøu might want tø sit øut øn. Best tø keep siłent and be thøught a føøł than speak and remøve ałł døubt, right?
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Sighs... I can not wait for the combination crockercorp™ Pizzahut and Taco Bell... one day, my sweet...
Oh, to be in a strawberry on a sunny afternoon in spring... sighs...
You certainly know how to set a scene. I'm wistful of a time that didn't exist!
Guys be honest, I dont look like the kind of man who'd ask for twar gas just to see what it would taste like, right??? Or whatever it means to seem like a man who'd ask for tear gas. Please say I dont <:(
Has anyone done a food version of #Smashorpass ? If not I bravely volunteer! Send me photos of your cooking, and I will rate it unbiased!
I suggest we both buy an obnoxiously large kitchen timer so we stop zoning the fuck out on these dumplings. I feel kinda bad for em.
There was sauce in the pan. It just evaporated and turned molten, but they had their moment.
Every addition to this post makes me more and more depressed. Do i need to start a group cooking class??? Because I will, if it means that people will not longer bring risk to themselves like this!
I'm trying my honest to god best over here. But I won't turn down some genuine cooking lessons. Food Network is failing me hard.
Ah, the nefarious food network... rest assured, I will be far more clear and easy follow than they ever hope to be! >:B
Thank fuck. They seem to think I just have truffle laying around in the goddamn kitchen cabinet. Like it's flour or rice, a household staple that everybody clearly keeps stocked at all times.
I know I do, but thats only because I was raised by the world's number on Chef! Beginner cooks aren't going to have such an expensive and exotic food item on hand!!! Furthermore, there are plenty of easier to find alternatives that no one ever brings up!!! UGH, a pox upon the food network! >:B
Throwing all my Pioneer Woman cookware out immediately what a sham.
Holy toledo, this heat wave is going bonkers! Its not even ideal to go out to the pool, it's that bad! Staying inside the mansion today lads with a nice pint of vanilla ice cream and frosty pops, stay safe, cool, and hydrated everyone! #foodoftheday #heatwaveblues
Hey Google how to undo one specific embarrassing moment in a timeline.
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She has to be ok she has to be she just has to be she's fine she's completely fine and im overreacting she has to be fine she's fine
she’s a tough gal !! she’s gonna 8e okay !!
Gonna need you to take a few deep breaths and remember who it is you're stressing over.
Right. You're right! She's literally a god. Not even the one I know! Not from my timeline, doesn't know me, she's fine. Im fine. It's all ok.
She’ll be absolutely fine, don’t you worry.
Er, Jane? @gutsyGumshoe ? You're fine, right? You haven't posted anything in quite a moment, haha! Just, wanted to make sure! If you could say something at all right now that would be really, really grand.
Imgonnab e sick
have some ginger root sweet 8oy ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა