♦ pitied by @honorableHeir
II thiink iim gonnaa throw up Thaat iiss Too much dude

all that text just to say hes a little bitch who likes being a replaceable cog in a worthless machine that doe's nothing but run for the sake of running. always a tempura boy #dashwatching #directposting
D--->Ughh...I hate the summer heat, it intensifies my already bad sweating problem, I fear I may run out of towels eventually. #suggestive

I Want To Hold Her Again

D--->Oh how I yearn to gallop in a open green field like a wile hoofbeast free of worry and full of whimsy.

Don't Talk To Me
90% of organ1c funct1ons are useless and/or gross as all hell
Thank fuck. They seem to think I just have truffle laying around in the goddamn kitchen cabinet. Like it's flour or rice, a household staple that everybody clearly keeps stocked at all times.
There was sauce in the pan. It just evaporated and turned molten, but they had their moment.
too many damn versions of my bro on here theyre all so different from each other too and not like in the personality department but in the looks i guess it isnt so different with the other versions of myself but god damn if these guys arent fucking super models sometimes makes me wonder if i got the short end of the genetic stick or if all daves are destined to either look super dorky or super ugly thank god i didnt get the ugly side of the coin toss or id be shit out of luck with this whole online biz
Look dude it's ok, dumplings are hard to cook. The most difficult.
https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/dumplings.png

Using Chittr as the mørning newspaper is ałł fun and games untił it becømes the Duał Hørny & Mentałły Unwełł Høur. Which it ałmøst ałways is.

perhaps i'm jUst being a bit oversensitive aboUt my age... bUt it is a bit frUstrating, seeing people treat me as if my life is over! :U
> Here, take this L while you walk out. > Fucking SOFTY. Lololololol.

I HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE.
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you got that right!!! nowhere in the universe immune to it

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