Jason J. Crocker!
@honorableHeir
Howdy! Son of Jane Crocker • Attendee of Vaudeville University He/him • human • not currently in a committed relationship.
Licking ice cream straight from the bin like an animal.
Sometimes, one must tap into their inner canine when a frozen delight is involved.
Their outer canine when it comes to me too, haha! Gods I love a good treat.
this is a crime deserving of capital punishment man and i dont even get down on criminal enforcement like that something severely wrong with you
Sometimes the ones who deny themselves licking a frozen treat straight from the tub are the ones who need to the most... Consume an entire pint of ice cream, Mr Strider. You must. For the enrichment of your soul.
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Not entirely sure what this means, but I support what gives you joy, chum!
Hotdog buns: steamed or toasted?
Depends on how im feeling, but most of the time toasted! The subtle crunch of the bread delightfully compliments the firm squish of the hotdogs and highlights any toppings, sauces or seasonings you might put on it♡♡♡
Today's breakfast was a lovely caramel mocha n seasalt frappe and a plate of French toast, bacon, and waffles topped with whipped cream, syrup, jam, berries and chocolate chips ♥︎ #foodoftheday #breakfastposting #mealposting
II thiink iim gonnaa throw up Thaat iiss Too much dude
That s☽o☾unds DIVINE ⋆˚࿔
Finally got around to making that chocolate cake. And hot damn is it good.
Sniff... its so beautiful... ten out of ten, no notes!
You CAN coerce me into a private and dubiously intimate hang with the promise of a "Nailed It" marathon. How I love to bray with obnoxious laughter at the expense of these culinary simpletons!
Id still eat them!
wow, my kull and kult are already past 1k! what does that mean?
Not sure! Bragging rights i think? Something something number go up competition or something such.
~~~~~~~~ Good dusk. A maelstrom begins to brew this evening. Be wary of the predators awaiting your foolishness.
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Im not so sure what's got so many of you lady's and gents in a tizzy, some of these highblood folk are real nice if you just talk to them! :B
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GOOD DUSK ONCE AGAIN MY LITTLE CHICKADEES, LET'S HAVE OURSELVES A MOST PRODUCTIVE THURSDAY! I AM STARTING MY THURSDAY WITH A CARAMEL FRAPPÉ AND A HUGE FUCKING CHOCOLATE DANISH. :-) -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
Hey, same here! Excellent taste, my good man!
Attention, There is a special elegance in watching a troll announce his own composure. It is akin to gathering fingerprints from candle wax. Your own warmth compromised you. The message arrived. It was very firm, and very full of promises. All the theater one might expect from such an eager-looking man. He pretends to be unprovoked. But he chose to misspell my name. A nice touch. Veyor. What do you expect that to mean? Purveyor, as he is under my watchful eye? Conveyor, because I deliver swift justice? Or am I expecting too much of him, and he is simply making mistakes? I am told I crave attention. An interesting accusation from someone who addressed me by title, handle, and grievance before assuring me he had far more important business than responding. The evening must be terribly crowded, if one must schedule indifference in advance. Still, I will grant him this much. He will finally have his match, and the tips of our unsheathed blades will finally grind against one another. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve