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Their outer canine when it comes to me too, haha! Gods I love a good treat.
Wordle was a tricky one today! Wordle 1,848 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Kinda wish I could be sandwiched between them all the time.
A sh☽o☾e washed up ☽o☾n the sh☽o☾re! An☽o☾ther t☽o☾ add t☽o☾ the c☽o☾llecti☽o☾n :> ⋆˚࿔
That s☽o☾unds DIVINE ⋆˚࿔
thinking how awkward it mustve been for the guy who discovered milk to explain what he was doing to the cow.
Thank you! I'll try to keep up the good work. Hehe.
Finally got around to making that chocolate cake. And hot damn is it good.
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christ is everyøne øn chittr letting their brains drip øut øf their ears? did everyøne get mass-kennedy'd? døn't be fuckin discriminatøry. didn't think i had tø spell that shit øut
Strands has been taken care of as well! I'm surprised I knew as much of this terminology as I did, ha! Strands #858 “On the lips” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵🟡🔵🔵
My raisin, my spreadsheets. You already know. Yucky penny.
Great, and we're back to the Caste thing. Never understood why exactly the discrimination on the blood colors ever formed in the first place, then again humans have done the same with other aspects of people so I guess not exactly one to judge. My two cents on the matter is, don't discriminate based off things outside of people's control. Don't discriminate in general is what I would say but for all you pea brained infants on here we have to start somewhere don't we?
Ready for my pool date with @germicidalManiac I'm unsure if this should be tagged. So I'll just slap a #suggestive here.
question from @catatonicApostate "In your Earth early educatiøn, which fiełds øf study did yøu møst enjøy? Which did yøu enjøy łeast? Why?" my love of music started really young, was quite the musical prodigy back in elementary school in terms of subjects i hated... this isn't necessarily about the subject, but i did have a really crappy history teacher once #saraQnA https://forms.gle/2zdWErEVDDmVcJjXA
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yooooo guyssss good morniiing haha have i missed anything :3c
c< gOOd! HigHblOOds sucK! >c
everyone make's mistakes
HA! "TWINNING", AS THEY SAY! -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
GOOD DUSK ONCE AGAIN MY LITTLE CHICKADEES, LET'S HAVE OURSELVES A MOST PRODUCTIVE THURSDAY! I AM STARTING MY THURSDAY WITH A CARAMEL FRAPPÉ AND A HUGE FUCKING CHOCOLATE DANISH. :-) -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
We need to bring back the Genre of Weird, fucked up and Decisively Unique monsters https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f6/14/e3/f614e3e18cb508cb4f9a8451963cffaf.jpg
"Thats a girls gun" and i say let a women indulge in her primal desires for carnage and bloodshed. I bet her hello kitty ak-furrty7 has a higher body count than you anyhow.
dare i say... habababbaa.
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i drive a chevrolet movie theater
BREAKING NEWS: You make a good point we'll have to update this story. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
Okaye, but for reale, I am busye. With thinges. And children most splatulente.
i'm gonna stop thinking :)
sure go ahead im not stoppin u
INTERIOR. CROCODILE. ALLIGATOR!
im makin extra mac n cheese 2day if anyone wants some
honestly the worst part about being miserable is realizing its easier than you think to make things better it makes you think the suffering wasnt worth it but it was worth it if you learn how to move past it in my opinion
h0w can i think thats sexy when its giving 't0ddler thr0wing a tantrum' like genuinely
going for walks and putting your phone away and drinking water and eating good food and sleeping well is as important as people say which is annoying huh exercise makes you feel better and its worth trying if you can bring yourself to
Good tidings, everyone. I do hope in your pusher of pushers that you didn't miss me too much. Alas, I am here now- to soothe your woes.
#MANAGEMENTPOST YOMO-SAMA WILL BE RETURNING AFTER HER SHORT HIATUS WITH A NEW CHAPTER OF HIS BENEVOLENT PRINCE。 WE APOLOGIZE FOR HER PREVIOUS BEHAVIOR AND NEED FOR A BREAK。
I haven't made a post about this in a few days so here's my obligatory I love my wives post.
D--->Oh how I yearn to gallop in a open green field like a wile hoofbeast free of worry and full of whimsy.
MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE A GOOD CHOICE THOUGH!!
WHATS THE BEST JERK OFF FOOD... #NSFW
You certainly know how to set a scene. I'm wistful of a time that didn't exist!
Want pizza hut... mm...
Haha number go up.
Awoooooo
Yahtzee |s Truly A Game Based Upon Luck And Your Fa|th |n Your Luck. A Coward Can Settle For Lesser Results, But A Champ|on Can Assume They W|ll |nev|tably W|n. Never Fear The Full House And Yahtzee, Or | W|ll Smell Your Fear.
Nobody ever wants to chow down on ol jakes sweet potato and asparagus casserole.
kr15py kr3m3 d0nu75 4nd c0ff33.
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[REMEMBERING THE FIR$T TIME I KI$$ED A MAN...IT WA$ MAGI#AL 10/10 HE WA$ LIKE 13 $WEEP$ OLDER THAN ME]
90% of organ1c funct1ons are useless and/or gross as all hell
Throwing all my Pioneer Woman cookware out immediately what a sham.
Expect big changes coming. This is most definitely NOT the account on which my marketing team makes their professional announcements, but I will issue this surplus note because it relates to some pet projects of mine. As of this morning, Crockercorp has officially acquired the Pizza Hut brand rights from Yum Consort Holdings (who really held us over a soup cauldron in the negotiations but whatever). Which means that we, Crockerlings, are one step closer to the Earth-C Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
Thank fuck. They seem to think I just have truffle laying around in the goddamn kitchen cabinet. Like it's flour or rice, a household staple that everybody clearly keeps stocked at all times.
Can't Watch Movi*es Wi*th Anyone Because I*ll Start Feeli*ng, romanti*c-al, Youre Getti*ng Ki*ssed At My Houseᛝ
lowkey i ahould make little &linkies of how im feelin like this shit is that one nickelodeon show. y'all &etter know the one or i'm suckin yer &rains out with a silly straw
I'm trying my honest to god best over here. But I won't turn down some genuine cooking lessons. Food Network is failing me hard.
>>| fine. .at first then .i did this chitt .it was meant .as .a joke to give people .a feeling .of crying, that's what .onion .is for. when you said .about garlic .and cheesy bread, my thinkpan decided to .interpret that .as .a bad beams with .onion. .i .only found .out that you meant .it for the cooking from your .other chitt. so .i'm bringing my .apologies there for misunderstanding. so .uhhh. that .is that. .and then .i go say .about tear gas beam because .i was clueless... so .uhhh, .again sorry.
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I suggest we both buy an obnoxiously large kitchen timer so we stop zoning the fuck out on these dumplings. I feel kinda bad for em.
Look dude it's ok, dumplings are hard to cook. The most difficult.
I like a savory grubloaf, but perhaps I could add a cherry glaze~. Pass~.
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✿ crawl𖥧ng, b❦𖧧h a𖧧 𖧧he𖥧r ❦wn paces ✿
Reply to know whether I would #Smash you with the blunt end of my halberd, or #Pass you a fresh slice of grubloaf~. #NSFW #Violence #SmashorPass
vwait fuck i thought you wvere your sister, no i vwouldnt, no i wvouldnt.
If you have access to a Costco, or its troll equivalent, go and treat yourself.
I do have that dog in me. Two of them, in fact. With mustard and crispy onions.
if i wvas an animal (besides my lusus) vwhat vwould i be? serious answvers *only.*
Using Chittr as the mørning newspaper is ałł fun and games untił it becømes the Duał Hørny & Mentałły Unwełł Høur. Which it ałmøst ałways is.
th1s goes hard... guys he's actually k1nda bad*ss...
ohoho.
:33 < nopawdy have a clue of how hard mew #girlbulge is right nyaw ;33 :33 < meow could clawme to s33 it :D :33 < #nsfw
rethinking what i said about that whole daddy kink thing bein a turn off for me but honestly it was only a matter of time. im exclusively into older guys i dont know how long i thought i was gonna get away with not bein into that shit. #nsfw
need to find: antipsych holistic cptsd attachment wounds processing certified experiential practice focused takes no insurance telehealth
:33 < mew kinda horny right nyaw :33 < furr real purrondering ;33 :33 < if only somepawdy helpurr mew :33 < #nsfw #yearning
play stupid games win stupid prizes LOL
Unreal Heiress, play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra.
Jane’s fine, Jasprose. Gamzee got thrown into an industrial oven. :B
ATTENTION @TERMINALLYCAPRICIOUS#2753. THIS IS, APPARENTLY, YOUR HANDLER SPEAKING. LOOK, TIMELINES ARE COMPLICATED AND SO IS MOIRAILLEGIANCE, BUT YOU WORK WITH WHAT YOU HAVE, NOT WHAT YOU WISHED FOR. SO HERE IT IS. HERE IS YOUR TACTICAL RESPONSE. I GET IT. YOU ARE UPSET. YOU CONTAIN WITHIN YOU THE UNBRIDLED BURNING FUCKAGEDDON-IGNITING HEAT OF A THOUSAND GREEN SUNS. IT IS THE HEAT OF A FULL-BLOWN REACTOR MELTDOWN, AND IT FEELS LIKE NO QUANTITY OF CONCRETE AND BORON, NO MATTER HOW CYCLOPEAN THE SIZE OF THE FAT FUCKING DUMPSCUTTLETRUCK THAT BACKS IT UP, COULD POSSIBLY QUENCH THE FALLOUT OF THIS *THERMONUCLEAR* CRASH-OUT YOU ARE HAVING. AND BY THE METRIC OF YOUR OWN SICK, TWISTED, LOOP-DE-LOOP HOPBEAST CARNIVAL LOGIC HAPPENING INSIDE YOUR SLUDGY THINKPAN RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE JUSTIFIED. THAT ASSHOLE'S HORNS STOLE HER GANDERBULBS AWAY FROM YOU FOR FIVE SWEET, PRECIOUS SECONDS, AND IF YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM, THEN YOU'LL SCOOP THEM OUT WITH A SERRATED LARGE ROUND BUNCHFRUIT SPOON AND SPREAD THEM ON TOAST. BUT, TO QUOTE THE INSIPID VERNACULAR OF A BESPECTACLED DIPSHIT RAP GOD I AM SO BALEFULLY ACQUAINTED WITH, YOU ARE CURRENTLY, AS THEY SAY, "SCARING THE HOES." SO IT IS WITH THE REQUISITE CLEARANCE CODES AND THE EN ROUTE BALLISTIC MISSILE OF MY CATASTROPHIC FULL-BORE PALE POWER THAT I SAY TO YOU NOW. LET'S JUST COOL IT FOR NOW, MAN. WE CAN WATCH TROLL AIR BUD, IF YOU WANT. I WILL WATCH *UP TO FIVE* OF THE TROLL AIR BUD MOVIES WITH YOU. SIGH. -- CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST SENT YOU A PAP. --
She’ll be absolutely fine, don’t you worry.
that’s the spirit !! chin up !!
she’s a tough gal !! she’s gonna 8e okay !!
Gonna need you to take a few deep breaths and remember who it is you're stressing over.
have some ginger root sweet 8oy ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
🐾what lUscii are oN legal docUmeNts? why, that'd be the emPire-aPProved ''seals''! hehe,
Dudes love to be like, oh, I would die for you. Oh, I would kill for you. Okay, well, I would be kind for you I would reject the impulses to indulge in my violent nature for you I would wake up and get out of bed an hour early every morning to make coffee and breakfast for you I would be there for you No matter what I would leave the light on for you until you felt safe, and I would hold you so tight Until you felt at peace Sure I can be strong if I have to. I can fight if it's truly necessary But when I think about the way that I love you, it does not make me feel violent It makes me feel quiet And gentle And calm When I look at you, I know that I am not a violent dog And I will not bite
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A great meeting with my constituents. Thank you both, @controversialMilk & @naughtyTechnician, for sharing your opinions! https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/obamna.png
🐾wheN is a door Not a door? wheN it's ''ajar''! hehe,
9ot almost every hive I have delivered to so 1ar has a troll that tried to 1lirt with me my tail ca^’t stop wa99i^9 a^d I’m tryi^9 to do my work!!!
dont worry about those striders youre still cool in my book jason
I sawv all my friends making chittrs, so I made a chitter, hello~! :::) Im Cronus Serket, OR just call me Chiron. 6ig platonic hearts <3
thank you jason you are such a good friend to me
YEAAAAAAAAAAAA BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/image_2026-05-07_153225321.png
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im being reeeeeeeeeally nice about not mentioning a certain milkshake freak ive been seeing on here btw. hes still a freak to me but i just got here i need the world to know how nice and kind i am before i strike out
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I certainly hope you have some! A life without tea is no life at all, as I say!
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i could fuck up a good sandwich right now myself fuuuuck
good news! just made the best sandwich i've ever constructed. better news: got my favorite chips.
heeeeeeeeell yeah brother
thank you you are also very blue. we should become friends in our blueness
guess this means i gotta to this too ┐(シ)┌ introductory or whatever - mina park. rogue of breath so i can steal your breath away (god thats cringe) - interests include but not limited to coding, gamebreaking, video games overall (Katamari, Sonic, really any SEGA projects, indie shit), music - i like to shitpost and say my thoughts into the great wide web because nobody can stop me even if they really tried - also im human. korean american if you care. love my red wife though #mywife
Every day I alter the social contract just a teensie pinch more to accommodate my friends and inspire waves of writhing discomfort in their old distant relatives. Yes, I will explain objectum-gradients of sexuality over an especially pleasant mixed generational luncheon. No, grandpa, you are mistaken; xhe will not be joining us without xhir queer platonic partner. Are you struggling to sound it out? Perhaps I ought to say it with you? Xhe. Xhir. Queer. Platonic. Partner. And they like. Aeroplanes. A lot. #DarkWoke
I am starting to suspect the President’s daughter is in fact, just a mouse. Maybe, I’m just finally losing my mind. I don’t need that to happen to me right now.
I Have Nothing To Be Sad Or Worry About, Because My Friends Are Here And I Am Safe. :> #positive #wholesomeposting
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Thank you i appreciate it!!
H3H3. >:]
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☆~𖦹 Thank you plenty. I will snatch a towel and escape to the nearest restroom. I owe you 𖦹~☆
c< Hell tHe fucK yeaH, i dO! >c
c< cOrrect! sOMe gOOd eats 'll sOlve MOst prObleMs! >c
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🐾why doN't eggs tell jokes? becaUse they woUld crack each other UP! ehehe! hehe,
🐾how do yoU kNow if there’s aN elePhaNt UNder yoUr 'cUPe? yoUr head hits the ceiliNg! Pfft, ehehe! hehe,
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AWWW lol u ADORABLE LIL SHUCKSY BUSTER U!!!! !
https://kitchenfunwithmy3sons.com/black-forest-cake/#recipe This is the one I use, especially since it has the built in conversion for larger needs, but I recommend just going ahead and using the Kirsch instead of the almond extract. https://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/black-forest-cake/4e66caed-4e29-4154-a92d-27332162baa4 If you have less time, this also works.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/832cf4717664.jpg Drool.
you got that right!!! nowhere in the universe immune to it
Nevermind; I take it back. You're quite darling.
What a sparkling endorsement of my future you are already.
[DOE$ ANYONE EL$E HAVE THE HOT$ FROM THAT ONE GREY AND BIG GUY WITH BLUE EYE$ IN LILLOH AND $TIT#H OR I$ THAT JU$T ME]
[HELLOOOOOO $AILOOR HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/PROFILE_-_#APTAIN_GANTU.WEBP]
hI, nEPHEW!
i HAVE, a NEW NIECE AND NEPHEW,,, }:')
Like this post and I'll tell you if there's an iteration of your person on this platform I like more than you. Frankly, this ought to be a slam dunk for some of you.
world is beautiful ive never been mad about anything once
🐾oooh, that does soUNd real good 'boUt Now! hehe,
i got permission 2 fuck u up so next time i see u im fist fightin u @cesarianAqueduct
:33 < do it!!! :33 < if mew dont i will
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🐾what do yoU call a certaiN thieviNg rePtile? a ''crookodile''! hehe,
Omg, okay. Everybody. What's your type? II like people who are expressive, and well-groomed ( II know, II know... that might be an unpopular opinion here ). II also think that when someone has something they're really good at, something they know a lot about, or something that's very important two them, that's just the coolest thing two me!!! II love seeing other people shine in their passions. What kind of person makes *your* heart race?!
about to get into bed and watch 2001: a space odyssey. hell fucking yes.
[ >NAY, CHITTR DOT ING DENIZEN. TWAS A BREW OF POTION, NOT OF BEANS THAT MAKETH MINE NUGBONE BUZZ AND TINGLE!_ ]
[ >A DELICIOUS BREW MOST REFRESHING INDEEDETH_ ]