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play stupid games win stupid prizes LOL
Unreal Heiress, play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra.
Jane’s fine, Jasprose. Gamzee got thrown into an industrial oven. :B
ATTENTION @TERMINALLYCAPRICIOUS#2753. THIS IS, APPARENTLY, YOUR HANDLER SPEAKING. LOOK, TIMELINES ARE COMPLICATED AND SO IS MOIRAILLEGIANCE, BUT YOU WORK WITH WHAT YOU HAVE, NOT WHAT YOU WISHED FOR. SO HERE IT IS. HERE IS YOUR TACTICAL RESPONSE. I GET IT. YOU ARE UPSET. YOU CONTAIN WITHIN YOU THE UNBRIDLED BURNING FUCKAGEDDON-IGNITING HEAT OF A THOUSAND GREEN SUNS. IT IS THE HEAT OF A FULL-BLOWN REACTOR MELTDOWN, AND IT FEELS LIKE NO QUANTITY OF CONCRETE AND BORON, NO MATTER HOW CYCLOPEAN THE SIZE OF THE FAT FUCKING DUMPSCUTTLETRUCK THAT BACKS IT UP, COULD POSSIBLY QUENCH THE FALLOUT OF THIS *THERMONUCLEAR* CRASH-OUT YOU ARE HAVING. AND BY THE METRIC OF YOUR OWN SICK, TWISTED, LOOP-DE-LOOP HOPBEAST CARNIVAL LOGIC HAPPENING INSIDE YOUR SLUDGY THINKPAN RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE JUSTIFIED. THAT ASSHOLE'S HORNS STOLE HER GANDERBULBS AWAY FROM YOU FOR FIVE SWEET, PRECIOUS SECONDS, AND IF YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM, THEN YOU'LL SCOOP THEM OUT WITH A SERRATED LARGE ROUND BUNCHFRUIT SPOON AND SPREAD THEM ON TOAST. BUT, TO QUOTE THE INSIPID VERNACULAR OF A BESPECTACLED DIPSHIT RAP GOD I AM SO BALEFULLY ACQUAINTED WITH, YOU ARE CURRENTLY, AS THEY SAY, "SCARING THE HOES." SO IT IS WITH THE REQUISITE CLEARANCE CODES AND THE EN ROUTE BALLISTIC MISSILE OF MY CATASTROPHIC FULL-BORE PALE POWER THAT I SAY TO YOU NOW. LET'S JUST COOL IT FOR NOW, MAN. WE CAN WATCH TROLL AIR BUD, IF YOU WANT. I WILL WATCH *UP TO FIVE* OF THE TROLL AIR BUD MOVIES WITH YOU. SIGH. -- CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST SENT YOU A PAP. --
She’ll be absolutely fine, don’t you worry.
that’s the spirit !! chin up !!
she’s a tough gal !! she’s gonna 8e okay !!
Gonna need you to take a few deep breaths and remember who it is you're stressing over.
have some ginger root sweet 8oy ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
🐾what lUscii are oN legal docUmeNts? why, that'd be the emPire-aPProved ''seals''! hehe,
Dudes love to be like, oh, I would die for you. Oh, I would kill for you. Okay, well, I would be kind for you I would reject the impulses to indulge in my violent nature for you I would wake up and get out of bed an hour early every morning to make coffee and breakfast for you I would be there for you No matter what I would leave the light on for you until you felt safe, and I would hold you so tight Until you felt at peace Sure I can be strong if I have to. I can fight if it's truly necessary But when I think about the way that I love you, it does not make me feel violent It makes me feel quiet And gentle And calm When I look at you, I know that I am not a violent dog And I will not bite
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A great meeting with my constituents. Thank you both, @controversialMilk & @naughtyTechnician, for sharing your opinions! https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/obamna.png
🐾wheN is a door Not a door? wheN it's ''ajar''! hehe,
9ot almost every hive I have delivered to so 1ar has a troll that tried to 1lirt with me my tail ca^’t stop wa99i^9 a^d I’m tryi^9 to do my work!!!
dont worry about those striders youre still cool in my book jason
I sawv all my friends making chittrs, so I made a chitter, hello~! :::) Im Cronus Serket, OR just call me Chiron. 6ig platonic hearts <3
thank you jason you are such a good friend to me
YEAAAAAAAAAAAA BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/image_2026-05-07_153225321.png
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im being reeeeeeeeeally nice about not mentioning a certain milkshake freak ive been seeing on here btw. hes still a freak to me but i just got here i need the world to know how nice and kind i am before i strike out
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I certainly hope you have some! A life without tea is no life at all, as I say!
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i could fuck up a good sandwich right now myself fuuuuck
good news! just made the best sandwich i've ever constructed. better news: got my favorite chips.
heeeeeeeeell yeah brother
thank you you are also very blue. we should become friends in our blueness
guess this means i gotta to this too ┐(シ)┌ introductory or whatever - mina park. rogue of breath so i can steal your breath away (god thats cringe) - interests include but not limited to coding, gamebreaking, video games overall (Katamari, Sonic, really any SEGA projects, indie shit), music - i like to shitpost and say my thoughts into the great wide web because nobody can stop me even if they really tried - also im human. korean american if you care. love my red wife though #mywife
Every day I alter the social contract just a teensie pinch more to accommodate my friends and inspire waves of writhing discomfort in their old distant relatives. Yes, I will explain objectum-gradients of sexuality over an especially pleasant mixed generational luncheon. No, grandpa, you are mistaken; xhe will not be joining us without xhir queer platonic partner. Are you struggling to sound it out? Perhaps I ought to say it with you? Xhe. Xhir. Queer. Platonic. Partner. And they like. Aeroplanes. A lot. #DarkWoke
I am starting to suspect the President’s daughter is in fact, just a mouse. Maybe, I’m just finally losing my mind. I don’t need that to happen to me right now.
I Have Nothing To Be Sad Or Worry About, Because My Friends Are Here And I Am Safe. :> #positive #wholesomeposting
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H3H3. >:]
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☆~𖦹 Thank you plenty. I will snatch a towel and escape to the nearest restroom. I owe you 𖦹~☆
c< Hell tHe fucK yeaH, i dO! >c
c< cOrrect! sOMe gOOd eats 'll sOlve MOst prObleMs! >c
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🐾why doN't eggs tell jokes? becaUse they woUld crack each other UP! ehehe! hehe,
🐾how do yoU kNow if there’s aN elePhaNt UNder yoUr 'cUPe? yoUr head hits the ceiliNg! Pfft, ehehe! hehe,
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AWWW lol u ADORABLE LIL SHUCKSY BUSTER U!!!! !
https://kitchenfunwithmy3sons.com/black-forest-cake/#recipe This is the one I use, especially since it has the built in conversion for larger needs, but I recommend just going ahead and using the Kirsch instead of the almond extract. https://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/black-forest-cake/4e66caed-4e29-4154-a92d-27332162baa4 If you have less time, this also works.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/832cf4717664.jpg Drool.
you got that right!!! nowhere in the universe immune to it
Nevermind; I take it back. You're quite darling.
What a sparkling endorsement of my future you are already.
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[DOE$ ANYONE EL$E HAVE THE HOT$ FROM THAT ONE GREY AND BIG GUY WITH BLUE EYE$ IN LILLOH AND $TIT#H OR I$ THAT JU$T ME]
[HELLOOOOOO $AILOOR HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/PROFILE_-_#APTAIN_GANTU.WEBP]
hI, nEPHEW!
i HAVE, a NEW NIECE AND NEPHEW,,, }:')
Like this post and I'll tell you if there's an iteration of your person on this platform I like more than you. Frankly, this ought to be a slam dunk for some of you.
world is beautiful ive never been mad about anything once
🐾rootiN' for ya oN that froNt! :) hehe,
🐾oooh, that does soUNd real good 'boUt Now! hehe,
i got permission 2 fuck u up so next time i see u im fist fightin u @cesarianAqueduct
:33 < do it!!! :33 < if mew dont i will
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🐾what do yoU call a certaiN thieviNg rePtile? a ''crookodile''! hehe,
Omg, okay. Everybody. What's your type? II like people who are expressive, and well-groomed ( II know, II know... that might be an unpopular opinion here ). II also think that when someone has something they're really good at, something they know a lot about, or something that's very important two them, that's just the coolest thing two me!!! II love seeing other people shine in their passions. What kind of person makes *your* heart race?!
about to get into bed and watch 2001: a space odyssey. hell fucking yes.
[ >NAY, CHITTR DOT ING DENIZEN. TWAS A BREW OF POTION, NOT OF BEANS THAT MAKETH MINE NUGBONE BUZZ AND TINGLE!_ ]
[ >A DELICIOUS BREW MOST REFRESHING INDEEDETH_ ]