Oliver English-Strider
@affectionAffliction
English-Strider Ectobaby. Just here to play the support. Muse of Space, but not a player
Davelings act as a hivemind.... dirklings will cannibalize at the first sign of weakness.... Now we just need the lalondings
You don't want to know what we're doing.
Every day it's something on here.... #dashwatch
Goddddds they're both so embarrassing sometimes #dashwatching
What makes a man? What makes a story, a narrative? At what point does the narrative.consume the man, use him, and break him down into usable parts for it's continuation? When did father cease to be Dirk Strider and become the storyteller? When did John Egbert go from Plucky Protagonist to Untouchable Narrative Lead? When do we stop being living beings and start being characters on a page? Did that change even happen? Or was that always the truth?
A fateful day known as... September 11th.
.... and he doesn't even want food. Sigh. He calls the shots though. I'll wrap it up for him.
Dammit, Ollie, this is why father calls you a mistake. Great. That's just perfect.
Every version of father is rather.... amorous. My goodness. #nsfw #vagueposting
Oh, in that case you don't even wanna KNOW the type of shit Mr. English gets up to. I'm positively puritan compared to him.
Oh God's please don't start fighting on my post it's very awkward for me and I don't know what I'm supposed to do if you do
I'm sorry, son. Daddy and other daddy are getting another divorce.
Respectfully I believe alternate version of father was calling you a bit of a slag
Oh crap I gotta start cooking dinner of he'll forget to eat
Oh fun fact about me! Uh, my father stole my dad's DNA to make me in a "moment of weakness" and that's why my role in the universe is nonexistent
What exactly is dave hour Is it just... daves posting?
Why is everyone hating my chits
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Do you not know, everyone's chits get hated, that is not the exception, but the rule. They are hating everyone, Yossarian. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Ah so it's like showing my art to my father neutral hatred ok
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I would say that's even less neutral than the truth, there is no personality or actual emotion involved. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
... what is even happening. Is chittr always like this ...? #dashwatching
It swings between pure chaos and the freakiest hornyposting you can fathom and beyond.
That's.... certainly a choice they're making, but far be it from me to judge
Hello chittr! My name is Oliver. I apologize in advance about any grievances you have with my bloodline. No Jake doesn't know I exist. I'm happy to answer and support in any way I can..!