Oliver English-Strider

He'd kill me. Literally. As in off with my head, Oliver is not a person anymore just a corpse.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

8 hours ago

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ...... that sounds like him, hate to say it. mr over reaction fake ass wanna be robot. he's not on chittr so he PROBABLY won't see. could keep your face out of it. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

1 day ago

.... thinking about that cute blue guy from the other day. He looked nice.

2 days ago

I wanted to say something but that would've been an awful first impression but I might know why that xl didn't fit.... .. #suggestive #vaguepost

#vaguepost #suggestive

Kult: +10

Kull: +12

Total: 22

Ratio: 0.83

Opal B. C.

2 days ago

@cutthroatHeiress[CH]

it’s because it wasn't an xl to begin with. good attempt on trying to be polite.

↩ @cutthroatHeiress[CH]

2 days ago

Oh! Yeah. Definitely that. Definitely.

(OOC) 5 days ago

Unreliable slash uninformed muses are fun https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afb3c196d3eb.png

Kult: +15

Total: 15

What's even so special about John egbert anyways? Or any of those people?

Kult: +45

Kull: +45

Total: 90

Ratio: 1.00

Fuck it I'm so sick of sitting here! I'm sick of being alone!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

lost girl

@umbrielUnrecovered[UU]

well, they were created by sbUrb as champions in order to continUe the reprodUctive cycle of the Universe...

lost girl

@umbrielUnrecovered[UU]

that, i Understand.

↩ @umbrielUnrecovered[UU]

Good for them! Why should that make their lives worth more then mine???

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @umbrielUnrecovered[UU]

I've spent 21 years trapped alone in this house being threatened and ignored. I'm not doing it anymore!

Kult: +7

Total: 7

lost girl

@umbrielUnrecovered[UU]

godspeed, then. i hope yoUr escape goes better than mine.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@threnodysThorns[TT]

You shouldn't have had to tolerate that. I'm sorry to hear you're suffering.

↩ @threnodysThorns[TT]

I need to get out. I can't take it anymore

@threnodysThorns[TT]

I wish you luck.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

You ever get so touch starved you start craving getting punched #violence #suggestive I think

#violence #suggestive

Kult: +15

Total: 15

What's it like being a hero What's it like, being on a team What's having friends like I feel like I'm going stir crazy

Kult: +22

Kull: +20

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.10

Aradia

@apocalypseApocrypha[AA]

you would feel you get no recognition you would see everyone arguing and killing each other see the last two try sucking ice

↩ @apocalypseApocrypha[AA]

So life is just always miserable

Aradia

@apocalypseApocrypha[AA]

sure but its up to you to control that level of miserable 0_0 like i try not to think about the horrors but sometimes i still have to 0u0 but other times i make a game out of it you can be unhappy and miserable in any situation thats how they get you but if you see the levity of it then its awesome!

↩ @apocalypseApocrypha[AA]

I'm getting really confused

The house is quiet today again. They still aren't back. This is a weird test he's putting me through but I'm smart I know to stay put.

Kult: +4

Total: 4

Ok dash is getting busy again that's enough individuality for today

#cw_parentalneglect #cw_animaldeath #cw_religioustrauma

I've been drawing while evan and father have been training together I don't show them these because it's just me drawing how I feel and I'm not supposed to bother them with that #cw_animaldeath #cw_religioustrauma #cw_parentalneglect https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b9c95f735a5a.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c45892bf2ca5.png

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

Hal 9000

@autoResponder[AR]

Funniest shit in the world. Been thinking about this for 15 hours straight.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

↩ @autoResponder[AR]

You're not very nice

Kull: +2

Total: 2

I wish Evan was less perfect sometimes. I know that's the point, but being the second fiddle, the foil, and the narrative footnote to him hurts a little sometimes.

Kult: +65

Kull: +65

Total: 130

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @goldenScarab[GS]

No no no! I would never! Evans the hero. It makes sense that he's better. I wouldn't hurt him for that...

Kult: +2

Total: 2

why not? you could be a hero too, if he just stepped down. you could do it. you don't even have to kill him! just a little, teeny weeny little smack. break a limb! just a little bit. dont you deserve to have a chance to shine too? #violence

#violence

↩ @goldenScarab[GS]

No! I wouldn't be able to do all that! He's... he's the one who can fight, and get along with people.

and you can't? what makes you incapable? aside from him stopping you, what else is there in the way?

↩ @goldenScarab[GS]

I don't know how. And I don't like the idea of hurting people

you could learn. surely, it can't be too hard. Why, we're getting along just fine, aren't we?

↩ @goldenScarab[GS]

..... I like Evan though

Then make sure he doesn't know it was you!

↩ @goldenScarab[GS]

That's not possible he's so much smarter then me

Such a shame. You could be so much!

....... glad father only has one plush toy he does weird things to.... #nsfw #dashcommentary

#nsfw #dashcommentary

To be entirely fair if I were Jake English the existence of a child I never agreed to the creation of having DNA I never gave knowingly would also make me uncomfortable and probably furious I'd kill me too if I were them #cw_selfdepreciation

#cw_selfdepreciation

Sometimes I do wonder what the other half of my genetics would think of me Father says he'd have little interest in me, though. Always busy with his own things. I suppose that means I'm lucky to be with such a vigilant parent.

Kult: +90

Kull: +90

Total: 180

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @dogwoodJackal[DJ]

What the fuck.

↩ @tacticalTerminate[TT]

hehehe, yup! how's it feel to be unc, dogg? 8P

↩ @dogwoodJackal[DJ]

I'm 28, I'm not "unc."

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tacticalTerminate[TT]

Don't worry he doesn't like me much either

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tacticalTerminate[TT]

in the most literal sense you are! be glad i'm not going full genetic and calling you granpa!!! >8B

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dogwoodJackal[DJ]

This is why I am glad I don't have kids.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @tacticalTerminate[TT]

hehehe, classic. 8J tbh you seem pretty chipper... my uncle d's been sick for a bit. nice to see one of you feeling alright, at least. 8(

↩ @dogwoodJackal[DJ]

Right, yeah, "alright."

↩ @tacticalTerminate[TT]

you're actually talking to another living being. might as well be in peak fucking health comparatively...

↩ @dogwoodJackal[DJ]

I suppose, I do live alone so there isn't much of that for me to do in general.

And I believe that, yeah dad, maybe no one is perfect But I believe that you were pushing your luck It just sucks that it played out like this, A terrible movie You can tell none of the actors even give a fuck. #lyricposting

#lyricposting

Wish I was allowed to have a strife specibus.

Kult: +105

Kull: +105

Total: 210

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @twiinAquariums[TA]

How am I meant to stand up to an ultimate self god

… who'2 your lu2u2?? Tell me iit’2 not that iidiiot diirk.

↩ @twiinAquariums[TA]

It's Dirk Strider yes

Fuck. II cant beeliieve he ii2 beeiing a lu2u2 2 anyone or thiing wiith how fucked hii2 thiinkpan ii2.

↩ @twiinAquariums[TA]

That's kinda mean my father is pretty awesome I think

You haven't 2een the other2. No matter the ver2iion II've met, he'2 trouble. Ju2t a2k jake englii2h.

↩ @twiinAquariums[TA]

I'm not allowed to

Why not? IIt your not allowed 2 leave you 2hould bee able 2 contact who you want.

↩ @twiinAquariums[TA]

Cuz I shouldn't exist at all

2houldn't exii2t?? Non of of 2hould. E2peciially not diirk and hii2 group but that doe2n't matter. They do, and 2o do you. 2o liive whiile you’re aliive. Gog ii 2ound liike kk now.

I make dinner and for what? He just ignores it. Why even order me to cook in the first place??? If it's for my brother he doesn't eat it either. What's the point? It's just food waste.

Kult: +145

Kull: +145

Total: 290

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @whiteRabbit[WR]

No!!!!! He's a fucking ultimate god or whatever! I don't even have a strife specibus!

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ pst that just means he's good at dying. put that ultimate in front of it himself, gog what a loser lol. oh you are a lil baby. i'll send you one. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

↩ @whiteRabbit[WR]

I'm not a baby.

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ you are, only babies don't fight! wait no even my babies fight. yer more like a cabbage ദ്ദി˙∇˙)ว ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

↩ @whiteRabbit[WR]

What the fuck!!!!

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ which part? me having babies or you being a cabbage? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

↩ @whiteRabbit[WR]

BOTH

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i got the babies for free on here, apples and mango. and cabbages don't fight, that's what you do. you don't fight. easy. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

↩ @whiteRabbit[WR]

Are you just ALWAYS like this!?

₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i am multifaceted but mostly yes. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

Kull: +5

Total: 5

YOURE GONNA DO WHAT I TELL YOU YOU LIVE UNDER MY ROOF FOLLOW MY RULES DONT SPEAK UNLESS YOURE SPOKEN TO THIS WHOLE ROOM DONT NEED TO KNOW YOU #lyricposting

#lyricposting

Kult: +7

Total: 7

I don't fight with father he tells me to do shit and I do it

Kult: +6

Total: 6