I wish Evan was less perfect sometimes. I know that's the point, but being the second fiddle, the foil, and the narrative footnote to him hurts a little sometimes.
No no no! I would never! Evans the hero. It makes sense that he's better. I wouldn't hurt him for that...
why not? you could be a hero too, if he just stepped down. you could do it. you don't even have to kill him! just a little, teeny weeny little smack. break a limb! just a little bit. dont you deserve to have a chance to shine too? #violence
No! I wouldn't be able to do all that! He's... he's the one who can fight, and get along with people.
and you can't? what makes you incapable? aside from him stopping you, what else is there in the way?
you could learn. surely, it can't be too hard. Why, we're getting along just fine, aren't we?
Then make sure he doesn't know it was you!
Such a shame. You could be so much!
