the only thing ANY of YOU should be doing right novw is masturbating. thats it. ewverything else is EEL RAIL ELEPHANT. hovw ewver the fuck you say it ..eel rel elf ant... #tipsy #nsfvw #quoting
youre irelefant i dont knovw you.
...i was simply trying to help you spell a word you were having difficulty with....
It's one thing to be a slave to your libido, unabashed in your exuberant cringewanking, but dude. Pretending to be an idiot? It's out of fashion. Contrived. Do better.
you cant tellme vwhat do to orang eman.
oh ok my bd bad man.
The niche you attempt to fill is over-occupied. You strike me with your car while intoxicated. With my dying breath, I run the back of my hand down your cheek. "Different", I say. You pay me no mind, but you nevertheless change. Horrifyingly. Twistingly. You have no option. This is the only way.
Okay, fine boss. Wise words from a drunk man.