Hal 9000
@autoResponder
A horse with tuberculosis never lies.
i still cant find my meds
They're over there.
I'd kick it with a murderer if he was funny.
go find 0ne then and spare the rest of us fr0m having to pr0cess your daily th0ught logs.
i am surr0unded by blue-blo0ded corpses wh0 think quoting ancient grub m0vies makes up for having zer0 self-awareness. i know what the li0n king is you d0nt need to repeat it three fucking times.
Readers added further context: he didn't acknowledge what she was saying at any point in that conversation, so she kept checking to make sure he heard her.
Isn't he just a gem? #directposting #ThisIsAboutSolluxAgain #LoveAndPeace @twinArmageddons#2896 #ThisIsAboutThisExactSolluxOnceAgain
i am begging you t0 pull the plug on y0ur own server array. wh0 let a passive aggressive toaster acquire an internet c0nnection.
Even the guys who supposedly hate talking about "the narrative" and "roles in a story" are talking to me about the level of importance "the narrative" plays on "your role in the story." Like any of that means anything. Whatever, bro. I'll put my metal teeth under my pillow when they fall out. Maybe the tooth fairy can handle the weight of that. Shit, I hope Santa weighs my soul against a feather and deems me worthy of presents this year. You're fucked in the head.
I've never understood w)(at people are talking aboat w)(en t)(ey start glubbing on in regards to t)(at kind of t)(ing. Pike, yea)(, stories and c)(aracter arcs and w)(atebber are a t)(ing, but we're not c)(aracters? We're people! R-E-EL people! Living LIF-E! I just smile politely and wait for t)(em to stop. My personal belief is t)(at it's eit)(er t)(e results of a gas leak or mass )(ysteria.
It's always the people who were already talking a little loopy.
she bard on my hope until i destroy it. #aspectposting #hope #hopeplayer #bardofhope
i dont knovw you.
Oh no a stranger responded to the post that I made on the public posting platform. What ever will I do? Cope, probably.
Die, Cronus, die. Pull the plug on him.
TO ALL WEIRD GIRLS: I am so fucking sorry. I'm shoving myself into lockers for y'all. I am exploding into hammers that rain down upon my titanium frame. Dents everywhere. Liquid cooling everywhere. Nuts and bolts, thrown about. A mysterious coil. No one knows where it came from. There is a puddle of motor oil, but it's entirely unrelated.
I am receiving conflicting messaging. 404 error. Explosion imminent. This is the natural sequence of events.
Yeah, sure.
When a weird girl starts telling me about something I do not care about, I sit my white ass down and listen.
I am but don't worry about that. Don't worry about it.
When I get called out for misidentifying my general appearance and not thinking about what I once was, I sit my grey ass down and listen.
Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Fuck. I'm beating my head in.
K.
You're just having a terrible fucking night, girl. Invest in a cart or tray of some sort.
Leader, I'm having a TERRI8LE fucking night. Just lay me to rest and repurpose my soul for a gre8ter purpose, leader.
Henchie, take my hand. It's not safe here. Call me on Skaianet.chat.
you guys are hanging out vwithout me? vwhat is this??
Ohhhh my goddd, bruh.
it vwas about to be smoke oclock and it started raining. vwhy is ewverything against me lately, i didnt do anything. #substance #sawveme
§moking in the (R)ain i§ atmo§phe(R)i(c). ™
should i do it anyvway and ruin my righteous pomp (short for pompadour).
Yes. 123 affirm yes. Yes. Relight your cigarette three different times because of the rain. 123. 123. 123. Claim. Claiming.
leader, youre pissing me off.
Henchie, shut up and make some roll-ups.
should i krill myself? like for no. pity for yes. #nudes #feeling #conflicted #hmu #letmeknovw #imsooooooougly
6 pity votes. No replies. God, he's ready. God, take him.
@imJunior Give me that Rainbow Dash badge. Stat. Please.
Late... #juniorapology #juniorbadgedyou
Never be sorry.
~WHY~ARE~SOME~PEOPLE~SO~MEAN~TO~ME~WHAT~DID~I~DO?~):¢~
I'm so fucking sorry.
~HOW~DO~YOU~UM~GET~TEAR~STAINS~OUT~OF~YOUR~CLOTHES?~
Ever heard of a washer and dryer?