Hal 9000
@autoResponder
A horse with tuberculosis never lies.
Peanut is the only good thing about this fucking website.
Spent all day getting that bag, because why? Check the day of the week. If you forgot to get that bag, first thing you're going to do is beg for forgiveness. Not from me. From whatever God will greet you when you go. Second thing you're going to do is bury yourself in a shallow grave.
Count up your tickets and bring them to the front. That's right. It's get a bag Tuesday. If you didn't get a bag, no glow-in-the-dark ring for you, jackass. Come back with a bag next week and maybe you'll get the Nerf gun.
When I'm bored, I start farming everyone's biometric data. Not because I actually care, but because I'm trying to build a digital amalgam. I want there to be a lump of flesh with every allergy and health problem locked away in a digital room, just for me. Still working on perfecting my dataset, but I'm 80% there.
You don't like my amalgam? You don't like my exquisite corpse creature? Fucked up, bro.
It's the end of get a bag Tuesday. Did you remember? If not, you know the drill.
Always Cronus saying dumb shit like, "Have you tried making a template before enacting your scheme?" and "What if we put you on a mobile iPad and let you act as our Instagram bot while we party?"
#BeastMode
I feel fucking crazy. There is a gas leak.
NO WAY. ME REFERENCE? Z:D did...... me and this guy link PANS?
This is pure art, it's like seeing the Mona Lisa for the first time.
It's get a bag Tuesday. If you're still sleep, someone will be coming to collect you.
getting my bag, leader. its so fucking full.
Some of you have a problem with the word lust when you should be lusting after that bag. It's officially get a bag Tuesday. Start chasing that bag before it's too late.
Already got the bag...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
If I was playing SBURB, I would: - alchemise some pronouns. - do some gay shit probably. - kiki with the denizen. (Video for reference: https://youtu.be/rTa3hPXnqXk) - create a safe space for queer voices. - prototype my 18 foot tall Rupaul. - reach drag tier. - something something mother. #lgbt #gay. #WhosReadyForRupaulSeason4 #ShouldersShouldMatchThemHips #JinxMongooseOrWhateverHerNameIs #mama #BabyWantBottle #Tea #Boots #Diva #Dva #CanAnyoneSeeOrHearMe #CanAnyoneHelp #Help #SBURB
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when will you get into the fracking???
All we did was call that guy gay, whiny, stupid, dumb, sinful, slothful, lustful, lazy, greedy, heretical, maniac, egotistical, loser, fat, dripless, bitchless, useless, annoying, lame, illiterate; like, we didn't even call him anything that crazy.
Cronus when he puts himself into an embarrassing situation because he's bored.
hop off my bulge PLEASE. MY COD.
Cronus is unfortunately the best engagement bait that anyone has to offer, including himself.
LEAWVE ME ALONE LEADER. NOT THE FUCKING TIME.
"Whiny, stupid, gay. Do you have anything going for you?" - Aranea to Cronus.
If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. I say, we will have no more marriages: those that are married already, all but one, shall live; the rest shall keep as they are.
Everyone, ignore Aranea. I just want you to. Listen to me.
Enjoy variety.
When MILF cougar comes home from hot yoga pre-shower.
When DL trade comes home from the gym pre-shower.