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Another upd8te! I am very pleased with how it is turning out. I'm learning quite a few new things a8out HTML and CSS. I'm excited to actually 8e a8le to 8egin the process of cataloguing as many artifacts as I can.
i miss her s0 here's #rankbait
doorguy
my mind is currently being double-teamed by a migraine and the lingering urge t0 put my head through a wall because 0f this conversati0n im stuck in. absolute tw0-for-0ne deal today.
I need to 8ring 8ack prudeposting. It's such a useless tag 8ut it makes me giggle to myself a 8it when I slap it onto average posts.
I )(ave good news aboat most trolls t)(en!
Oh my god. He is ready. Just take him. He is so ready, just take him from here.
i am begging you t0 pull the plug on y0ur own server array. wh0 let a passive aggressive toaster acquire an internet c0nnection.
**twinArmagedd0ns** `@twinArmageddons` Replying t0 `@autoResp0nder` you are literally a text file running 0n a stolen brain scan st0p tagging me in your fake deep f0rtune co0kie garbage or i am g0ing to rewrite y0ur source c0de into a script that d0es nothing but print 0ut horse n0ises until your hard drive melts.
#Wondering....
Who could this possi8ly 8e a8out?
One time I was asked to try and sing to some )(uman "metal" song and I screamed so loud into t)(e microp)(one t)(e speakers exploded.
I've never understood w)(at people are talking aboat w)(en t)(ey start glubbing on in regards to t)(at kind of t)(ing. Pike, yea)(, stories and c)(aracter arcs and w)(atebber are a t)(ing, but we're not c)(aracters? We're people! R-E-EL people! Living LIF-E! I just smile politely and wait for t)(em to stop. My personal belief is t)(at it's eit)(er t)(e results of a gas leak or mass )(ysteria.
Stop vauging me in the middle of our conversations! I am telling you important things!!!! XXXX0
overwatch is evil at night dats when all da elo demons spawn n decide to play their 1000 hour hog kirikog andtracer maijns and target you all game
Oh no a stranger responded to the post that I made on the public posting platform. What ever will I do? Cope, probably.
@autoResponder#1302 asks: "Player tip: you gotta kill yourself." leader i fucking knovw, im trying okay. im trying, im so done. #askcro #cvw-suicide
God, he is ready. Just take him.
please, im so tired.
dont DM me asking f0r technical support. i d0nt care about y0ur broken setup and i h0pe your m0therboard catches fire.
C is the 0nly language that respects your dignity as a pr0grammer by letting you sh0ot y0urself in the strutpod with0ut setting up five different padded walls first.
:33 < Mysterious pairing spotted on the purrowl tolight... #CelebSighting #Purrowling #HotImage #MysteryCouple #PublicDisplaysOfAttraction #ImStalkingThem
literally zero bits 0f data behind those ganderbulbs. g0 play a single-player platformer y0u absolute scrub.
this is the saddest shit ive ever read. 0lol.
must be exciting when y0u never see any irl. ol0l.
finished a script that aut0 deletes dumb messages before they hit my inb0x. it works s0 well that my display has been completely blank f0r three hours. best pr0ject i ever coded.
the pathfinding in rct is so stupid. if y0u place two signs next t0 each other the guests just glitch 0ut and walk on the same tile until they starve.
ive never p0sted a single damn thing on this cessp0ol 0f a website. every couple 0f perigees i open this shit h0ping the idiots 0n it might have developed s0mething remotely resembling a pan. but NO, all y0u knucklesponged dipshits babble ab0ut is strutpods, hindspheres and pailing. d0es ANYONE have a fucking HOBBY? a JOB? ANYTHING?? ffs.
\ o >< o / #machinelearning #juniorunapology
Late... #juniorapology #juniorbadgedyou
I hope I get to kick him really really hard in the chest and all of his ribs break instantly. #violence #heknowswhoheis #weallknowwhoheis
For an individuall to enter one my mine quads most sought after, they must face a triall befitting of the quadrant of choice. Evocative and powerfull haiku for matespritship. Triall by combat for kismesissitude. An exercise of synchronicity and cameradery for moiraillgeance. Sage advice for auspesticism. Onlly a master of the lloving arts coulld hope to compllete all four - and yet.
#Mr-8londe #ReservoirDogs
Swoooooooonnnn!!!!
Oh, Cronus.... Here is a 8it of a fun fact for you.... He is a fictional character. He's fake....
Was that as good for you as it was for me? #ReservoirDogs
every1 meetup @ @anatomicallyCheated post rn pull upness wehave gaems and also fun
O)(, are we going to be playing wit)( our pets )(ere? 38) Let me go get Princess Buttercup out of )(er tank!
EFURRYONE GET OFF MY PAWST...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
wh4t 1s UPPPPPPP, ch1ttr h34dz!?!?!?!? >8O
[DIDN'T YOU HEAR #HITTR? YOU #AN NOW BUY BEAR $HAPED GOLDEN EMBEDDED $TANLEY #↑$ AT $TARBU#K$ THAT #OME WITH A LITTLE LABUBU $TRAW! BUT HURRY ↑ IVE HEARD $ALE$ ARE LIMITED PER $TORE]
goofiest shit in the world to me is when someone opens an ask box and only gets responses they write their own damn selves davie s baby how the fuck you keep your hair so silky smooth night cap and sexual congress thanks for asking handsome stranger heres a little ball tickle as thanks coochie coochie coo like stfu stop playing
I didn't know goth night would 8e so controversial 8efore it even 8egan. Geez louise!
#cannibalism
You could get a peg leg.
Ron from Jersey Shore could die tomorrow and I'd throw a goddamn party. I've never h8ted anyone more. His soul is rotten. #JerseyShore #RONCOULDDIE
Your poor eating habits and general lack of knowledge or care of how a human body functions has invented neuronet pathways I had no say in.
i go garbanzo on her bean until that chick pees #nsfw
I think people act so strangely towards me 8ecause they percieve me as 8eing purposely deceptive, challenging, or falsely critical of situations I am actually rather neutral or genuinely concerned a8out. I assure you there is nothing happening in the current era of my death that would make me feel a need to decieve you for any sort of personal gain, 8ounty, or plan. I am just attempting to live a death I was preoccupied to enjoy previously. Stop 8eing so strange. #Hm.
No8ody wants the recipe to your lusus' gru8co88ler, 8itch.
Goodness gracious. Please just get a grip. #JerseyShoreLive8logging
som3 of you s3r1ously n33d to block 4nd mov3 on.......... >8/ comp4r1ng p33pz to 34ch oth3r- 3SP3C14LLY 2 GRLZ????! >8? >8O 1t'z just m3ss3d up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pausing Jersey Shore to o8serve the TRUE Jersey Shore of my life. #DashWatching #TheShirtWasWhite #ImCrazyA8outThis
theres like a tuna fish sangwvvwich on the ground.
There's like a tunafish sangwich on the ground.
ron from jersey shore are you ready to die. #jerseyshore #skaianetchat
th3y h4v3 m3 w4tch1ng j3rs3y shor3 wh1l3 1 pl4y c4stl3v4n14, lolz!!!!!!!! >8]
you can keep it
cmon kids can you at least make your substance problems look fun most of yall use drugs like youre going to the dentist
Imagine me breakdancing to the sound of your breakdown.
You spawcifically...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Your balls are going to fall off...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
most of the people in this vwebsite need to get nuked. it CANNOT be that serious. #playingandhawvingfun
If you vape your bulge is going to shrink and fall off...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
my yaoi is pure and comes from my fleshy pusher
8oooo ai 8oooooooooo
I'm saying.
I quite enjoy my handle. ::::)
Top Five guilty pleasures. One. Gossip. Two. Following psychotic people online just to see them crash and 8urn. Three. Dog earing 8ook pages. Four. Wearing pajamas outside. Five. Faygo on the weekends.
For those who are unawares I talked a8out my interest in fragrances a 8it ago! I've decided to make a thing of it. I showed my personal perfume last 8ut I this time I thought I'd share the fragrance of my respite8lock. ::::D #Fragrances #Perfumeposting
tell them to bring out the lobster.
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Wilson is busy mogging on his child cancer patient. Turns out, not having cancer is a big win for the SMV.
Old flash sheet...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ May revise later...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
They are drawing and quartering me at the DMV.
Is 8asket8all ever this serious?
I've only been here one (1) minute, and I would die for Junior.
:33 < Hot mew blind item!! :33 < A certain hot headed fish was s33n giving a certain show pony a piece of her mind!! :33 < I wondfur what sparked this... #FightCam #FishAndPonyShow #ShowPony #Drama #Gossip #BlindItem #RevengeSocking
:33 < Purreaking!! We have an update on the #Situation concerning Karkat Vantas and Damara Megido's arrests the other night!! :33 < The pair was arrested outside of the Rusty Spade the night of the 16th on multiple counts of aggravated assault and resisting culling. :33 < Mew leaked photos show their arrest outside of the Rusty Spade bar!! :33 < Karkat Vantas was bailed out the following night, and is now on hive arrest, while Damara remains at large after having vanished furom her cell! :33 < Her whereabouts are currently unknown, and the Cull Brigade is searching fur her. :33 < Unfurtunately I could not get my paws on the uncensored version of Mistfur Vantas's arrest photo, so all those juicy details about what may be hidden undfur that censor bar are left up to the imagination... #BefuranCulling #KarkatVantas #MissingPersons #PersonOfInterest #Drama #Gossip #JailBird #Leak #LeakedPhotos #Arrested #CensoredGills?? #WhatIsHeHiding!!! #JailedCuties #MogShots # LeakedImages #CullingStruggle #YuriBait #NipSlip [images submitted by @chelifurmGyves and @handMaid <3]
:33 < MASSIVE PURREAKING MEWS!! Meow this is a big one! :33 < Lanrol Dersch, the mayor of Funich has gotten herself into hot water ofur leaked expense repurrts that came across her desk. :33 < It is alleged that Dersch has pushed furward a purroposal fur a new ShrodrCorp headquarters to be constructed nearby, after purressure and pushback furom the company. :33 < There is some reason to believe that the expansion would not only serve as a corporate headquarter fur the company, but also to aid in less than ethical research and development! :33 < As of yet it is unknown what may be purroposed to go on behind closed doors, but regulatory bodies are in a stir. :33 < Mayor Dersch has b33n a very loud purroponent of the "Quadrant Values" campaign, stating publicly that she believes in loyalty to her quad, and has b33n in a long standing and very public kismesitude. Despite this, it has b33n rumeowred and all but confurmed that Dersch has had quite the romantic exchanges with her ShrodrCorp company contact! :33 < We received some purroof of the communications betw33n Dersch and the nameless contact, but it is apparent that the Mayor is quite bad at sexting! It is unknown if her Mistress felt genuinely or whether this was a seduction meant to smooth ofur the construction. :33 < We have omitted the photos involved to purrotect the identity alleged mistress. Although most were innocuous, the pair was pictured together enough to build quite the pattern! :33 < It is not clear if this was anything verging on a possible matespurritship, or if the mistress was seducing Mayor Dersch in order to facilitate quick construction of the ShrodrCorp headquarter. :33 < We have attached some of the rather embarrassing text transcripts betw33n the pair as purroof. #Gossip #Drama #ShrodrCorp #MayoralRace #Infidelity #CheatingScandal #QuadrantValuesCampaign #Affair #BlindItem #SubmittedStory #CorpoDrama
// Canyou watch her while I smoke https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/StevieKOc1_outline.png <-- By TurnTgh on tumblr
Leader, please god, leader. I just need a pack of smokes. I'M DESPER8TE, LEADER!!!! ::::O~ @autoResponder#1302