♠ hated by @cutthroatHeiress
i wvoke up this morning wvith a bad hangovwer and my penis vwas missing again this happens all the time its detachable this comes in handy a lot of the time i can leawve it home wvhen i think its going to get me in trouble or i can rent it out wvhen i dont need it but novw and then i go to a party get drunk and the next the morning, i cant for the life of me remember wvhat i did wvith it first i looked around my apartment and i couldnt find it so i called up the place wvhere the party vwas they hadnt seen it either i asked them to check the medicine cabinet cause for some reason i leawve it there sometimes but not this time so i told them if it pops up to let me knowv i called a fevw people wvho vwere at the party but they wvere no help either i vwas starting to get desperate i really dont like being vwithout my penis for too long it makes me feel like less of a man and i really hate to hawving to sit dowvn ewvery time i take a leak after a fewv hours of searching the house and calling ewveryone i could think of i wvas starting to get wvery depressed so i vwent to the kiewv and ate breakfast then as i wvalked dovwn second awvenue tovward st. marks place wvhere all those people sell used books and other junk on the street i sawv my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster owven some guy wvas selling it i had to buy it off him he wvanted 22 bucks but i talked him dovwn to 17 i took it home, vwashed it off and put it back on i wvas happy again, complete people sometimes tell me i should get it permanently attached but i dont knowv ewven though sometimes its a pain in the ass i like havwing a detachable penis #lyricsposting #nsfvw
she out my glut until i nuclear bomb 20 times #suggestiwve
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Id still eat them!
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i drive a chevrolet movie theater
INTERIOR. CROCODILE. ALLIGATOR!
ʚ( Kiss F♡r The Timeline Again~ Mmmmwah. Keep It If Y♡u Wish <3 )ɞ
third date blovwie, huh? i can get behind that, i guess. #nsfvw
An Abundance Of Interest Doesn't Exempt You From Being Desperate For Attention, Unfortunately.
>B] i smash her til she fold up den i pass 2 her 2 da homies >B] >BP you gon never catch me cuffin keep my circle lowk only >BP >B] AYY AYY AYY AYY >B]
i think youre misunderstanding my meaning toots. pretty cute really, i lovwe a gal vwho has her ditzy moments ;)
>+. I MEAN I'D PARTICIPATE IN TODAY'S TREND BUT YEAH I'D FUCK ALMOST ANYONE .+< #nsfw
jealous i aint cruising into your dms yet toots?
this sexting stuff is easy. #nsfwv #vwagueposting
Don't even know you but unless you're doing this with a bungy cord short enough to keep you from getting hurt, a trampoline or safety bag below, or the window is on the first floor, then no.
printing this out and putting it on the fridge
[ A photo is attached. A selfie. Gamzee is reclining in a luxurious, gold-clawed tub, made of the finest marble. His smile is still on his face, much more placid now. His eyes, though bulging and one completely covered in purple, are calm. His hair is wet and weighed down, dripping a vaguely purple water as he looks into the camera. His torso is naked, glossy with water and stains of dried blood, bite marks and bruises. Behind him is a very blurry, metallic object swinging down for his skull. ] #gore #nsfw #nsfwe #violence
hot hot hot hothtojtotjtotitptjrotjrotjtptjtojo. HOT.
honk.
i suck on her scum till she ticks. SHE MIMES ON MY RATINGS TILL THEY GO OVER. way over.
and they said unto me, THAT THE SPIT SALTS OF THE HERETICS AND THE FALSE IDOLS, the basalt and sandstone pillars that the mighty false crown rests on, WILL COME CRASHING DOWN. that the sea will dry up in the wake of our mirth, WE'LL DRINK IT DRY AND FEAST ON THEIR FINS, that the flames of the green sun will mother fucking overtake the dark sky in a final drop of the curtain. THE TRUE HEIRS WILL RISE UP AND THE FALSE CROWN WILL BE CRUSHED. the children of the messiahs will rule. IT IS SAID THAT ONE OF THESE CHILDREN WILL RISE TO REAR THE DOUBLE TWINS OF THE ANGELS OF DOUBLE DEATH. and take the snakes sleepin at the pit of the lion in the deep dark of the world. AMEN.
OR. CONSIDER. YOU COULD JUST HOP A TIMELINE AND GET VENGEANCE YOURSELF. YKNOW. LIKE SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A COWARD. —EMBER💥
aLmOsT wIsH iT cOuLdA bEeN mE. mAn. :o( iGhT, wElL. yOu Go GiRl. GeT hIs AsS. i'Ll KiSs YoU iF yOu WiN. :o)
#eyestrain I understand everything. https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/DoingResearch.png
A great meeting with my constituents. Thank you both, @controversialMilk & @naughtyTechnician, for sharing your opinions! https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/obamna.png
▲found some old propane cans gonna go blow them up in a scuttlebuggy park▼
🐾how do yoU kNow if there’s aN elePhaNt UNder yoUr 'cUPe? yoUr head hits the ceiliNg! Pfft, ehehe! hehe,
❥b@@♀y cr@cker lma@
onnward i go. despite the circumstannces. its proof you cann do annythinng. you are stronng
I find myself immune to 8ug 8ased illness. humans gotta keep up
Chchow c★n e★t bugs if she w★nts to e★t bugs. I ★m unsure of the rest.
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means you dont wanna keep knockin on t)(at door, and move on to anyfin else.
The violent tenden¢ie$$$ are really $$$peakin to me today more than u$$$ual I apologize in advan¢e for the potential ¢arnage~
note to zzzelf: the funky zzzmelling grape-lemon colored zzzmoothie izzz NOT A ZZZMOOTHIE httpzzz://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/Untitled2101_20260506181430.png
fuck that post callin me out 38/
o)(, ten kray kull. )(e)(e)(e)(. t)(ey only call it infamy cause t)(e fame )(its w)(en im /IN/
OH NO FUCKING SHOT THE CROCKER BRATS ARE ON HERE —EMBER💥
creators im ready its time take me and everyone reading this we're all ready
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ sŌōŌōŌmE7ImEs... I FeEl lIkE I CaN FeEl 7HiNgS... A7 7He eDgE ŌōŌōŌf mY PaN... lIkE ClAwS... rEaChInG HuNgRiLy...
Give me a sec to blow my load. #suggestive
guys can't find the clitoris 'cause they're secretly hopin' a dick will be there instead. #nsfw
really thought i was over all that. ah well, more to work on.
[ >BEHOLDETH, THE AGE YE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR HATH COMETH. THE WIZARD REVEALETH ITSELF... ISOLATED FROM THE BACKED GROUND IN AN "A-POSE" MOST TOTALLY CLASSIC, LOLE HTTPS://F2.TOYHOU.SE/FILE/F2-TOYHOU-SE/IMAGES/119484708_JP7VYOHPEIXZP1Q.PNG_ ]
world is beautiful ive never been mad about anything once