If you want a try and true method to a man's heart, buy him a lot of cigarettes, that might up your chances by 3.7 percent. #substance
I've been told I am, what about it? Besides I'm not much of a romantic, I'd rather cut straight to the chase.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ no i'm cute, the cute was because you found me cute. you're alright. well see the thing is i'm not a old man and also dave's friend (one of them probably) so this disqualifies us doing anything. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Well shit, there goes my libido down the drain. #suggestive
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ good! that's where it belongs. to be honest i don't think i'm friends with many dave's i try to be nice to them but they bully me ... or try too. only dirks get my charm and wit. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Oh boy, how lucky.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ you literally said you like talking to me. you aren't free from sin. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Yeah I know I said what I said, but it's only cause I found you amusing and I was in a good mood, now I'm starting to get a bit of a migraine.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ all that from one chit smh. maybe we'll cross paths in another rodeo ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Not from you, from John.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ complimenting me again ૮꒰˶ฅ́˘ฅ̀˶꒱ა heheheh. to be fair i have no real skin in the letting john hit game. i just like committing to the bit, bothering every strider i can ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹