♦ pitied by @cutthroatHeiress
ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when is it my turn to get [CENSORED BY PR TEAM] !!! #suggestive
One day I will get hairy and fat enough to reach bear status and everyone will be jealous
omg. i'm gonna cry. i', shaking
yeah its fucked trust me im working on it
L161SLAC33RATOR!!! BAN61N6 TH33 FUCK1N6 6AV33L!!! BAN6 BAN6 BAN6 BAN6!!!
novw i wvant to ask a vwery important question to all the cool cats on Chittr. its time for a #poll WVhat is the 8est place to finish vwhen you're doing the horizontal mam8o wvith your honey? ❤️ = Nook ♠️ = Ass ♦️ = Mouth ♣️ = Pail rechit = 8ody (face/8ack/tits etc) comment = other
maybe. he doesn’t want it though.
Anyone else noticing any weird meteors lately?
ugh. i love my fans but some of yall are wayyyy too parasocial. #vaguepost #uncomf
8 days
D --> I do think in general it is sort of rude to pity a selfie someone took of themselves
when ur moirails visitin so ur puttin effort in2 cookin an just prayin the house doesnt burn down
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꒰𓇼 st𖦹p pitying my p𖦹sts im having a crisis 𓇼꒱
-|---► damn... you're just... say1ng b1g words to appear smart... you don't even fully understand what these th1ngs are, do you? haha
-|---► ehehhe... 1ts f1ne doll... no worr1es... 1've been agree1ng w1th you th1s ent1re t1me, just argu1ng w1th th1s chucklehead who's contrad1ct1ng h1mself
SA\/E ME SONG THAT I LISTENED TO WHEN I WAS SIX
Even a warrior as #Strong and #Stoic as me occasionally needs the comfort of beau~tiful women~.
Sure I’ll bite! Lorn Ryder, I currently work at 7-11 and a motorcycle repair shop, and I’ve got hobbies in playing guitar, playing video games, and making miniatures.
#femdom huh? nice. sure, ill play, wvhats a lil papervwork in the name of getting some compliments? cronus ampora, age stopped mattering for me after i had to look up wvhat the numbers vwere called, but im eternally young and beautiful. occupation is ghost/pantheon member, and im pretty musically inclined, guitars definitely my hobby.
⚗ do NOT go a🝭out saying made up words, you never know WHI☾H one ☾ould 🝭e the one to turn you. inside. out.
OK SO IT'S BEEN A HOT MINUTE SINCE I'VE BEEN ON HERE. IVE BEEN DEALING WITH SOME STUFF BUT IM FINALLY BACK. WHO WANTS TO CATCH ME UP ON WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK HAS BEEN HAPPENING?
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i changed my mind again i don't need to go back to therapy i just need more friends
Right. Sorry, ma'am. An oversight like this won't happen again.
so many alternates so many wonderful people. but there's certain alternates of people i know or knew that i feel. bad for talking to. it's a me problem obviously. i need air.
oh yeah.
I ain't anyone's timeline, technically. I mean sure I still can only go where there's a proper fenestrated wall so it still means nothing to ya, but I'm still sendin' ya bad mojo through your phone whenever I see you.
FUCK, SH1T SH1T SH1T, WHY D1D 1 H4V3 TO B3 OFFL1N3
You've made a powerful enemy today, Crocker.
I USED TO RULE OVER AND TERRORIZE THOUSANDS OF MILLIONS, AND NOW I’M BEING MADE FUN OF BY SHITHEADS ON THE INTERNET WHO THINK THEY’RE BETTER THAN THEY ARE. FUCK MY LIFE WITH A QUASAR.
YOU’RE TELLIN’ ME. MET THREE DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF MY SON WHEN I NEVER WANTED TO MEET EVEN ONE.
I Am Going To Get High And Be Gay I Will Converse With You All Later
it used to be a lot easier to believe two different things that conflict the empress made it so simple now i have to work really hard for it!
Trying To Think Of Lyrics For Something... Why Is This So Hard? Having A Panicked Chittring In My Ear And Listening To Someone At The Same Time Is So Irritating..