♣ mediated by @timaeusTraversed
(^・ω・^)ノ < MY FURLLOW OMEWGA!!!!!!
honestly i don't really know or care what's going on, i just don't like dirk strider and i'm taking this opportunity to be vocal and annoying about it! :B

yeah man its like clockwork couple of weeks go by a jake and dirk go haywire and spread their dirty laundry out on the feed like i cant believe its not butter on toast couple weeks of other random bullshit then another dumpster fire of a public display of animosity rinse rave repeat
Fork found in kitchen. Fish found in ocean. Yet another dirk strider found behaving exactly as expected. It gets even more shocking after the 50th time. Trust me bro.
I'll admit, it is a bit /curious/ to see the reoccurring theme of Jake-related drama over the last week or two. Am I the drama? No, no, that's nonsense!

there is literally nothin in this world that could be so damn important that you gotta stay up 50 hours at your desk i stg dude you might be a genius but that m in your name might start standing for moron if you dont rest and reset

