
you ever have a perfectly reasonable conversation with a fujoshi of the darkest circle of hell and get distracted by your own reflection in a comment im not saying im hot no i am

my man we are literally the sexiest motherfuckers to grace any timeline like objectively

damn i dont know who this man is but scientists have confirmed hes speaking straight facts idk i believe in science its weird if you dont

@timaeusTraversed dirk dont be a bitch bro-daddy is having a narcissistic cross with himself

Please never call yourself that again.

no promises

What did you just call me?

the bible used a couple names for you beezlebub, satan, the dark one, lucifer

Much better. Let's not reduce my interest in men kissing each other to something so rudimentary.