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drinking hell yeah
#jealous
i would let that guy bisect me and he won't even reply to my text
(( hey you. yes you. do you want free art? im looking to draw some body types outside of my own norm for practice. i have trouble motivating myself to sketch for no reason so i'm doing this instead. it'll just be sketches as i do shape practice. i'll need good refs to work from. i can use direct art of your character, or a combination with photo models if you can't draw yourself. dm me with stuff and i'll post sketches as i do them. this isn't a guarantee you'll get art but you might! final note: by body types i mean "human" in this instance. sprites and dragons or whatever aren't what i'm going for this time. i also want realistic body types, as that's what im looking to practice. you can show me nsfw art, but the sketches will be sfw. probably. barbie doll anatomy in the event i dont bother with clothes ))
novw imagine me 8ent owver the 8onnet of your scuttle8uggy, all sudsed up. i'm polishing her, getting her nice and clean. hell imagine me getting all sudsy and wvet. my tank top is vwet too, its getting see-through. you can see my nipples poking through the fa8ric, and my manly gru8scars and my gills. you're laying 8ack in your folding chair on your lawvnring, reading the paper, something a8out a tragedy, nothing too shocking. just enough to keep your attention. for the most part. you're in a flirty little 8ikini of course. tight fitting, leavwing little up to the imagination. you're eyeing me vwhile i vwork. eyeing my tight ass in my short shorts wvhen i 8end ovwer to get the mirrors. you vwhistle. i 8lush. i say i don't havwe time to spare, i havwe places to 8e after this. 8ut i really need the money. #scenario #suggestiwve
i could go for being gored today who else with me
more people liked that chitt than i expected. did i just happen to log on at guro freak hour?
i flunked biology as a kid, but i would do better now. making gore needs a lot more understanding of body parts. #gore
mmghrthtrrrrrh i need to break a planet or be fucking ruined until i cant walk or gore someone or begored orfFFUCK
33> Strid3rs D0 N0t Int3ract I Will Sn3d My Tig3rs And Cats T0 Attsck Y0u <33
33> Th3 Am0unt 0f Strid3rs In My N0tificati0ns Is 0v3rwh3lming . <33
33> Watching My Littl3 P0ny #p3ac3andl0v3 <33
if anyone needs me im going to be playing "snuff puppy shelter". #snuff #suggestive? #gore? #nsfw? #nsfwe? #i-dont-actually-know-if-this-is-a-porn-game #tagging-to-be-safe
33> Thank G0d Y0u'r3 S3lf Awar3 <33
33> I'm S0 Hungry I C0uld 3at Dirk Strid3r And Hal Strid3r <33
i need to be fucking muzzled before i tear out someones throat.
[NOW #HITTR WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW I$ THAT I AM A BEA$T WHI$PERER I A$KED THI$ BEAUTIFUL $PE#IMEN FOR A $ELFIE AND DID IT GIVE ME ONE! #THEMURDERHOOFBEA$TANDI ]
soul licking. new thing. with the soul outside of the body, it has nowhere to vent out the overwhelming pleasure from such a simple act on its sensitive surface. so when the soul is put back into the body, the person cums instantly. ...wonder if multiple consecutive orgasms could be built up that way. #nsfw #nsfwe? #soul #bonus-points-because-my-soul-is-a-sword #blades #knifeplay...?? #gore...??
rrgh god my stupid brain is a fucking mess.
ill reach out to you... later TT. maybe.
like my chits its giving me dopamine and stuff
Got roped into play that My Little Pony card game tomorrow. Obviously I didn’t pick one of the boring earth ponies as my starting deck.
i hate when people say "i wish i had a tail to wag so people know im happy" it doesn't work like that you master the art of secrecy the same way you hold back tears in the break room and honestly it's really insulting to suggest that it's automatic and can't be contrOh fuck not again
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Good morning to everyone except that one white rabbit.
8=l < Let's talk about how incredible Zahha% are instead 8=l < I take pride in being the dominant Horuss 8=l < We are so STRONG and talented 8=l < Majestic like hoofbeasts
[BEGIN MESSAGE] it iz. but if y0u are dezperate and 0ne 0f tth0ze weird imm0rta|z. i tthink y0u c0u|d. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ehhh. dizagree. [END MESSAGE]
iF AnYtHiNg bE FuCkInG ImMoRtAl dIvOrCeS A MoThErFuCkEr fRoM HuMaNiTy wAy mOrE N MeTaL. sPlItTiN HaIrS BrOtHa
Maybe when my matesprit c0mes back
#amporajob #nsfwv #nsfvwe
Y0u guys are selling me 0n getting branded #nsfwe
8=l < I have branded people with my hands
dOn't sEe lIkE HoW BeCoMiNg a cYbOrG WoUlD HaVe fUcKeD AnY Of tHaT Up bUt aLsO I AiN'T GoT ThE BeSt iMpUlSe cOnTrOl eItHeR Ya kNoW. dOn't fUcKiN LiStEn tO Me (O:
Ive always w0ndered what it w0uld be like t0 be branded #nsfwe
im afraid to ask too in case i actually get an answer
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/056/652/squidwardcover.jpg this is how i see the cronus' interacting on dash.
[Scanning...] ▒ ▒ ▒▒ ▒ ▒ thiz one want to know. iz #cannibalizm inherently evil? [Targets ???]
[Scanning...] ▒ ▒ ▒▒ ▒ ▒ ...oh. [Targets ???]
I am telling you Being handled like a sack of potatoes does wonders for your composure.
A new 2uit call2 for a new introduction. I'm 2ILKBEA2T. For the la2t two perigree2 I've been fighting the day-dwelling criminal2 of Metroglut. La2t perigree my fir2t 2uit got de2troyed, 2o I'm back with a brand new look and 2ome new tool2. I'll mo2tly be 2haring 2ome highlight2 and thought2 here. If I go po2ting too much people might 2tart getting big idea2 about peeking behind the curtain. http2://cdn.imgche2t.com/file2/125b5e1a3f4a.png
do u ever get so stressed it makes you dizzy.
I’d post something for t-dick Tuesday right now but I’m not nearly awake enough to blast another nude on the feed.
im one of those super cool gay dudes whos sometimes not gay but you can never tell when thats gonna happen cuz the triggers are so arbitrary but its kind of irrelevant 90% of the time anyway cuz hes ace and doesnt go out of his way to get down this chitt brought to you by i just saw a long haired butch skater girl so beautiful i stopped breathing for a second hey girl if ur bi hit my line
8=l < Apologies for my absence this morning 8=l < I got a little tied up befoal work 8=l < I do not typically post this sort of content but I find it artful 8=l < Eirene is away and she wanted to enshire I thought of her for the rest of today 8=l < The rope I made is being put to good use, rest asshired
Some of you will see an idiot with zero compatibility to you and be like yes please because he has a massive penis. I’m watching you, I’m studying you like a mouse in a maze.
this is @imJuni∞r and if y∞u d∞nt agree y∞u are wr∞ng ✋✨ https://cdn.imgchest.c∞m/files/07ae0849f27e.jpeg
8=l < There is a nonzero number of people who have kissed the decapitated head of their friends on this site 8=l < Thinking about old memories again 8=l < If you don't know the weight of a head in your hands 8=l < Consnicker it a blessing
I respect the commitment at the bare minimum.
only been here 1 day but i can tell we r drastically in need of roxy renaissance
its soo hard being a future dad of triplets but ill obvs be a dilf
Sleepy....
sure next time ill make sure 2 do that
im sorry i tripped u it was on purpose u looked cute and i got cute aggression
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wwho wwant me :) fuckin evveryone right? lmfao
1f 1 knew, 1'd un1nstall 1t. Unfortunately, 1'm just so gosh darn l1fel1ke.
Only th1ng 1'll say about he1ght 1s 1t's n1ce when a guy 1s e1ther taller than me, or short enough 1 can just manhandled h1m as 1 w1sh.
like the results were like talking my supposed “ rare, magnetic dominance that brings even other alphas 2 their knees.” like yeh okay i’ll bring them 2 their knees sure as long as i can put a collar around their throat 2
It needs t0 hurt a little bit t0 be g00d #nsfw
hot
cutting him open would be kinda romantic #nsfwe #gore #violence
I just remembered I still need an ambassador for Earth C on Alternia and Beforus...
time 4 the guys trip w @numberoneRainbowdashfan lol ill update while were out
The only difference between my breakfast and Dirk's is I put his in a cup. More people should try smoothie bowls.
one of my friends that i will not mention by name has been getting into mlp tcg and i am here along for the ride
i still have yet to figure that out since the one that lives in my timeline is still like 100000% awkward around me. i dont blame him of course but he seems more comfortable when we're in a group with the whole gaggle of striders within the timeline.
mmm fair fair. ill stop bustin yalls balls about it though i just wanted a lil sliver of thought and i know its hard to get outta you guys because of aforementioned complicated thoughts and feelings.
yeah ok fair enough, that shit did happen on my end, but it aint like i had a choice in that in the end. had i had the chance to actually like. be there... i would have.
A no fun kind of guy? No dee, I'm a mentally fucked in the head kind of guy, get it right.
might help to still type em out and get that complicated shit worked out. hm. hell. do that actually. type at me. you dont have to hit the reply button or whatever and do that thing where you write the message out then destroy it for therapy reasons or whatever the hell my sister said.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Listen, don't boo me for keeping oandoras box sealed real nice and tight, you are not ready for what's in the box.
Well shit, don't be afraid to add some bullet points.
Finally, someone who gets it.
>> okay fine i don't need a bitch, i have my puppets. #suggestive
THAT IS AN EXAMPLE ON WHY A GROUP OF DIRKS IS CALLED A LOATHING.
i will thx dirk
Praying for you.
Smoothies would fuck.
hooooooly shit
https://files.catbox.moe/q1ibme.gif
i suppose i did forget to grab that nonbinary badge oops @imJunior could ya help a guy out please
FUCKING DUMBASS MAKES ME LAUGH.
Oh gods hes going to kill me at this rate.
uuhmm... uh... w. witty caption hwre. sorry imm not all in my head rigght now. @tipsyGlamour
My handle has a reference to my brother in it, turning as in a turntable of course, I know it's not the most witty, but hey family is all I got really.
my handle is bc i am full o f trauqilinty nd im cosntantly missing th e past
teasin a guy til he loses his cool n shoves his cock down ur throat is a totally valid way 2 flirt, nvr let any1 tell u otherwise #nsfw
pls remmebr i luv u guys <3333
finally living up to dirks dream of being an anime protagonist
Quick, someone leave the site, I missed my window for a 69 joke.
If not a chew toy why chew toy textured?
for dinner its carbonara and the pasta was made from scratch i made it myself
repostin a #tiethemuptuesday classic aint he the cutest?? <3
holyshit
My claws sinking into your chest, teeth sunk into your throat and piercing your windpipe, savoring the way your body struggles underneath mine. My jaws crush harder until youre reduced to a twitching body beneath me. Maybe youre still alive. I dont care. Bones breaking beneath my hands as i rip you open from sternum to stomach, getting into the soft insides of your body. I save your bones for last. The marrow is always the sweetest. I eat your heart first. I like the way the muscle gives way when i bite into it. The warmth the blood splashing into my maw. After that, i just tear into you however i please. Maybe ill go for your arms. Into the nice meaty part. Shredding you into nothing but a pile of blood and viscera. Maybe ill go for the legs. Tear them off your body and go for the thighs. I find the thighs are particularly delicious, depending on the person. Maybe ill just leave you as is. A mess. Nothing but a body in the middle of the woods. Regardless, by the end, im snapping into bones and getting what i can out of them. Afterwards, your skull is mine. Ill feed it to my beetles. They deserve the treat after working so hard on the animals i provide them... Regardless. You will be dead by the end of it. Mauled by something that isnt human anymore. I am not what you think i am. You are not in charge.
⦓ I am sound﴾?﴿ of mind damaged of heart and hungry of body. Lunchtime... ⦔
Get ready liver daddy got yelled at in proximity voice chat today. #substance
Really now, well I could think of a few other words to describe it, but eh I'm not feeling up to it, besides its a compliment just take it and move on.
its just hot and im also a little jealous haha.
Honestly, I can see it.
wow.
Damn.
moirails r just queerplatonic partners and vice versa
[|87 :: You know what..fa;r play, you make a g00d po;nt.
8=l < Content warning for flame [VIDEO SENT, SPOILERED] Another glasses camera perspe%ve. You can see his arms coated in flame, inside of what appears to be a burning kiln. He's unharmed entirely, and his arms are bare. There's something molten in his hands, and he's shaping it. Given how thick his fingers are, and how strong Zahha% are touted to be, there's shocking awe to be had in how delicately he forms the material. It's hard to tell what he's making at first. Is it a branch? A sharp t001 and his fingertips bend tiny points into the rods until they form some elegant natural shape. It isn't until the deer's head comes from out of frame that you realize he was molding a tiny antler, attaching the molten material to what is now revealed to be glass. It may only be obvious to others of his b100dline or those who are familiar with Zahha%, but the amount of gentle care put into this hobby is e%cessively profound. [END DESCRIPTION]
Sleepy...... good mnornign...
8=) < I am very fond of this song 8=) < The way the sounds are used together with the music 8=) < The lyri% are profound 8=) < And the voice is very similar to mine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ORbK75WTcY
action; statement input; statement: i see input; statement: that is more underst&ab|e, then.
8=) < I gained a new worshipper 8=) < It's always a delight when someone honors my domane 8=) < The love of mortals makes my power stronger 8=) < I will take care of him and bless him in my trade
Oh my!
in need of a face full of my brothers bush #incest #nsfw
Nice.
Im normal now at least.
Well, that's just an inevitability of sooner or later.
they were sloppy alright ;3 #suggestive
Shit, that is a pretty solid cheat code, maybe there's hope for my sorry ass yet.
I k^ow you 9uys also like this ri9ht?
Im sorry i said i wanted to torture you til you cried. I figured that was fairly common slang for "i think youre cute" :( #torture #nsfwe
I need you guys to know he's fucking giggling and kicking his feet like a teenager.
HHHHUUUUUSHHHHHFHHDHDJSJFHDHHFHDF YOURE SO MEAN!
Post workout!
Tell me about it.
ikr? hes so handsome ;3
Damn, some dirke have it more rough then I do, God speed to them.
sometimes u just gotta disappears into the void
whenevr he starts howlin i know its time 2 put that mouth o his 2 better use ;3 @goliathsTerror
Also if I must come clean and straight forward, I've always preferred dirty talking over doing actual freak nasty stuff, there's something a bit more gratifying about verbalizing what I want to do to some people, bonus points if it makes them flustered. #nsfw
if I was a pony I think I'd 8e pinkie pie
YOU THINK SO ?? ?? ૮ ˶′ﻌ ‵˶ ა
Hah.
I see we are doing self based comedy let me try, damn you are so pretty you got my head falling off of my shoulders. #gore #reference #violence
Anyway, that's enough regular posting like a normal functioning human being, have to cater towards chittr algorithm, ahem. #Yearning #nsfw #suggestive #whateverelseyoufreaksuse
never answer questions its the strider way
i sound like him oh gods
Eh, as much as I would love to get into my feeling towards Roxy with another me, I think I'll pass and just Crack open a cold one. #substance
topics too mundane talk about your masochistic tendencies instead #nsfww
sleep tight baby-b
any1 else remembr learnin about the killer clowns epidemic of 2016? #horror ?
i love telling kids about drinking pond water. they always get REALLY hype for the brain eating amoeba. :)
Long term goal: collect as many orange colored dudes to form a gang of bros who k1ss bros.
Maybe I should work on another brobot, just to have something to wrestle with I guess. #Semi-suggestive
Don't worry, 1'm a lurker too. 1t's just somet1mes 1 feel l1ke be1ng annoy1ng 1n publ1c l1ke an 1nfluencer
hottest gurl ever jus called me 'mister' n istg i almost melted on the spot
sometimes i get hit with a wave spam from a fish that lives on my notifs just wooooosh there he is
dude winning is so tediously easy need to get my shit rocked keep me humble
Not going to givwe awvay my flirtation secrets. But these days I usually forego the theatrics and just ask someone if they wvanna hook up. #suggestive
Mmmm i will think about it. ;)
........ a very tempting offer strider........
I fear this one is working on me.
Im hungry. •-• (Threat)
Sorry i lied, im not normal i actually want to eat your heart and you eat mine.
the lot a you dont evven knoww wwhat a twwink is anymore
time to kidnap a dude because he hasnt left his place in a week.
yeah
mornin.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Love the piercings dude #Ishouldgetsomeformynewbunnyearstbh #Iloveagoodsnakebitetoo #addsalot
800 Caegars an hour, take it or leave it.
//OOC May i spread some positivity and joy? Because i fucking love so many of your characters,or your iterations of canon ones,and allat stuff y'know You are amazing,keep it up Especially those who are behind Prym,Xefros,Joey Claire (the one that is currently most active),Roewzi,Karama,Faseni,Lexi,Nyrita,Mspar,Ikonos,Harassment Consort,Troll Leon Kennedy,Calliope,that one Lord English who has beef with my skeleton dude,the entire Chittr staff team and many others That's right,you,behind the screen,you are fucking awesome and you are appreciated I am shaking your hand,throwing straight yams,kneeling and wishing all of you to stay healthy,live long and continue bringing happiness https://file.garden/ajBWLq7l9SBZHJVh/spongebob-hearts.gif
Nose pimple vanquished.
do u ever have a reoccurin nitemare that makes u go "i guess im not dealin w that as well as i thot i was" have 1 where i wake up in my old home alone leik the last several years nevr hapend
Another Piercing Would Fix Me, I Think. The Question Is Which One, And From Who.
i convince myself i dont have an accent and then im in a convenience store in another part of the country and some six year old tells their dad i sound like a wild west lumpy space princess thinking i aint hear it
ofc i will the best stick for a prince
invites u 2 my animal crossing island so i can hit u with my net and say that i caught u
(OH, THANK YOU. (:B)
good mornin spell https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4dff9e614c1.jpg
. . . im startin 2 realize my dirk might hav done the same thing 2 me gawddamn it
clearly i gotta step up my dirk torturin game after som recent developments good thing shibari tuesday is right around the corner #nsfw
Watching couples beef through chittr posts rekindles my hope for the next generation.
It's like watching two bottoms argue about who performed prep work better for the night. Eventually one of them has to step up. When that happens, it's kind of beautiful. #nsfw
#davetruths john is my boyfriend and he is nice
I don't want him to shut up and take it, I want him to GIVE IT TO ME RAW. But the dude is so FUCKING complacent in his bullshit existence that all he does is act as if actually spilling his feelings would burn him.
D --> I am quite fond of the relationship between Applejack and Rarity D --> However D --> I am of the silent minority that is not too terribly upset about the final state of affairs between the Mane Si% as of the finale of their generation
Fuck it all.
:33< genmewinely happy to hear it
headin 2 the beach ;) #seasidesaturday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c0cf6513c567.png
The #horse is an unparalleled beast.
why do seagulls fly over the sea? cuz DUHHH, if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels. :p
I'm swearing off English's entirely, bring me a hot #incestuous relationship right the fuck now.
Sometimes someone will say something where the only thing i can really conjure up as a suitable response is solely the word "dork" but i gotta keep it classy so i settle for saying absolutely nothing instead.
Trying to choke each other out while you're fucking them is always such a rush of just trying to beat the other down into submission, I recommend it to anyone willing to get rough with their partners, consensually of course. #nsfw #violence
puppypilled and dogcoded™
Why R-o-o-ri pull seadwellers? Can science answer this questi-o-o-n????
dave what the fuck
lmao doin this from now on #nsfw
I’d say you have my condolences, but… I don’t actually have that much room to talk.
theyve got a way of making things happen the bubbles i mean here to help you out ill be the dead dave with uh idk i guess ill be the dave with this fuckin turtle cmon bitch were going on an adventure and by adventure i mean standing right here
its a pondering kind of day. who else #pondering
True... #juniorbadgedyou #stayhydrated!
goddamn inky pipes why couldnt this be the clean pipes oh hey a salamander maybe i should ask it for a favor nah cant do it theyre too adorable i mean god DAMN look at the size of that spit bubble i am WAY too grossed out to put my arm anywhere near this shit cant believe john and rose thought these fuckers were cute anyway i got out of the pipe things are progressing pretty smoothly
JAKE ENGLISH IS HARD FOR ME.
aight i got to a bubble of roses old room got my arm in a scarf but im pretty sure its in like HELLS of pain now bro jk im out again ok guess this is pretty easy uh what else is in here guess i could try the desk thats breakable in an emergency the emergency being that im fucking stuck in a desk
Triskaidekaphobia.
What can they say, it's a cut-throat business telling niche jokes nowadays.
water takes 2 long to boil
gonna make some cheese raviolis bc fuck it pasta time
d0 i have a praise kink #nsfw
(^・ω・^)ﾉ < MY FURLLOW OMEWGA!!!!!!
Contrary to what people say i actually think its very healthy to cry while knocking boots.
I'm doing a bit better than earlier. He came home, eventually. We're going to talk.
Just how egotistical would i sound if i were to admit that my minds been on another version of myself all morning? #Selfcest
aight time to go get strung up on a meat hook and repair some generators for hours on end and call it fun
all i can say is nice work dude
probs for the best man
Look, I'm obligated to like all Jake's posts out of vanity/narcissism. But I would be lying if I didn't say they're worrying. Hooboy! #Jake-Posting
GOOD (?) MORNING.
Lmao. Love when they're airing out their dirty laundry and get even more heated. Got my popcorn rn.
i got your picture, im coming with you dear maria, count me in theres a story at the bottom of this bottle and im the pen make it count when im the one whos selling you out cause it feels like stealing hearts calling your name from the crowd
jared leto shoulda just stayed as the lead singer of thirty seconds to mars lmao we didnt need anything that happened after tbh
B33 < meow is it like efurry time i wake up youre posting some shit like this
fucking banger alert
legendary one of my all times just because of how pretty paul stanley looks in the mv
~~~tQtes secQnd the glam/alt rQck n' prQbably suggest sQme pQp punk t'gQ with it!~~~
anyway i havent posted any music in a hot min whats the vibes for today what kinda genre are we fuckin with i need to know what mixtape to put on
I am coming out of the mountains, i miss my bed.
god fucking damn it dirk
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT CUE GUY HE THOUGHT HE WAS TUFF AND SINCE HE’S BEEN REAL QUIET.
⛧i need someone stuck in my teeth. #nsfw #cannibalism #violence #nsfwe⛧
8=D < Rise and shire everypony!
you can do a lot with fish fingers a wrap and some jalapenos
kinDD of wan♀ ♀o cull myself bu♀ ♀ha♀'s jus♀ because i♀'s ♀he miDDDDle of ♀he DDay anDD i haven'♀ slep♀ ye♀ af♀er i sleep ♀ha♀ feeling will bury i♀self again i♀'ll never go away ♀hough
i'm a good dog i'm also a tired dog
smoke break. #cool
That vwas seconds before a vwriggler launched themself at my face.
#tittytuesday but im like super late about it lol
[IM $EEING IN#ON$PI#UOU$ LEVEL$ OF UNTAGGED VAGUEPO$TING GOING ON RN WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT]
Really stupid that the "casts ego death on you" aspect isn't the mind one.
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I am not exactly a huge My Little Pony fan like Dirk, but I do have a vivid memory of watching the 1986 film a few times. Mostly about the smooze and the witch ladies.
꧁#nsfw #bulgerating #hoofbeastkin #ponyplay #scent #taste #indigoblood @cavalierThoroughbred Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Horuss Zahhak's bulge. Horuss Zahhak is an indigo showpony with extensive harness knowledge, self-made tack, gait practice, and enough public presentation to make this reading unusually coherent. I am trying to remain objective. I am aware that indigo specimens make that difficult. Anyway. Uhm. Okay. So. Let's get your stats out of the way. Ｓｔａｔｓ Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 8 Indigo caste force, high stamina, and immaculate body control. Ｐｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ： 7 Good lift, good angle response, and a very clear ability to hold position when given the right cue. Obedient. Ｌｅｎｇｔｈ： 8 Long, sleek, and consistent with the extended presentation he favors in public. Ｇｉｒｔｈ： 6 Solid at the base, smoother through the shaft, with less bulk than the length initially suggests. Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ： 3 Excellent conditioning. More of a factor of the mind than the bulge. Okay. So. Indigo caste already puts force on the table. That much is obvious. He is also a showpony, which means the relevant muscle groups are conditioned. Not just body strength. Presentation strength. Performance strength. The kind of strength that does not always hit at full force first because it is waiting for a cue. That matters. The bulge does not read like a blunt Hektor-style gladiator specimen. It reads trained. It has stamina, control, and the ability to look even better when put through a routine. Length is high. The structure reads long, sleek, and slightly upward-curved, with a strong presentation line when aroused. Not absurdly thick, but very visibly indigo. Proud of itself. Eager to be noticed. Good at standing at attention when someone says “showpony.” Girth is solid, but not the main feature. This is not a heavy-bulge reading. This is a long, flexible, show-trained reading. The base is the thickest portion, with a smoother taper toward the head. The underside has very slight ridging, more like tension bands than texture meant to overwhelm. It gives traction. It gives rhythm. It gives the impression that the organ understands pacing. Pliability is high. There is bend, lift, and directional response. The tack language is not cosmetic here. Harnesses, legstraps, bridle talk, reins, gait practice, jumping, rearing, gallop, trot, canter, tölt. All of that matters because it means he has body awareness. He can posture. He can angle. He can hold position. He can be corrected by pressure and praise. That is not flirtation. That is data. Valuable data. Ａｔｔｒｉｂｕｔｅｓ Ｓｃｅｎｔ： Clean sweat, leather tack, brushed hair, warm stable air, metal buckles, and that oddly sweet grooming-product smell. Ｔａｓｔｅ： Salt, indigo musk, leather, and a hay-sweet note I am recording with professional care. It is not terrible. It is actually rather good. Ｔｅｘｔｕｒｅ： Smooth over the top, firmer underneath, with subtle tension-band ridging along the underside. Athletic texture. Sleek, responsive, and well-kept. Ｓｅｃｒｅｔｉｏｎｓ： Moderate and slick. Clear at first, then faintly indigo-tinted with repeated stimulation. Built more for motion than mess. Ｗｅｉｇｈｔ： Medium-high. I'd say 2.7 pounds. Coloration is deep indigo at the base, brighter along the shaft when worked up, with a darker flush at the head. The presentation is clean and well-groomed. Show quality. The skin reads cared for, conditioned, and inspected often enough that the conclusion is obvious. Texture is smooth over the top, firmer beneath, with enough tension to make it feel athletic rather than plush. Weight is medium-high, mostly because of length and blood flow rather than girth. Secretions are moderate and slick. Not messy at first. Built for motion. Built for long use. The scent is clean sweat, leather tack, brushed hair, stable-warm skin, metal buckles, and that faint sweet grooming-product note from someone who says this is a lifestyle and then proves it by being impossible to ignore. Taste is salt, leather, indigo musk, and a strange hay-sweet note that I am recording under controlled conditions. The thing about Horuss is that the bulge does not feel like a private organ. It feels like part of the outfit. Part of the discipline. Part of the whole showpony apparatus. It is performing identity, service, control, need, and the wish to be handled correctly. He says he cannot be tamed. He also keeps placing himself in situations where rescue, tack, reins, gags, holding, riding, and being made to behave are all relevant. This is not a contradiction. This is a complete profile. X Factor is interesting. This is not because of mutation. He has exceptional training compatibility. Horuss has a bulge that responds to ritual. Tack. Commands. Audience. Praise. Correction. Being watched. Being ridden. Being told he is doing well. Being told to hold still. The entire specimen improves when the scenario becomes structured. Without that structure, it is already a good indigo bulge. With it, it becomes a controlled performance specimen. Jousting viability is excellent. Nook danger is high, but not in the usual way. The risk is not sudden brutality. The risk is endurance, rhythm, and the confidence to maintain both while looking pleased about it. Impact: 7. Endurance: 9. Control: 8. Noise level: 10. Shame: absent. Neediness: present but refined. Grooming standards: excellent. Indigo. Sleek. Trained. Show-ready. Harness-compatible. Stronger in motion than at rest. Built for performance, endurance, and being held by someone with enough confidence to take the reins. I cannot believe I have to say this. Excellent specimen. Do not let him convince you this is unrelated to kink just because he says “lifestyle” with a straight face.꧂
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