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puppypilled and dogcoded™
Why R-o-o-ri pull seadwellers? Can science answer this questi-o-o-n????
dave what the fuck
lmao doin this from now on #nsfw
I’d say you have my condolences, but… I don’t actually have that much room to talk.
tryin to get some sleep has provven to be a doomed endeavvour i feel like my pans been cleanly impaled wwith a fuckin wwhite hot poker
evveryone hates on hope powwers until they suddenly need the hope player for a devvistating duet fraymotif
theyve got a way of making things happen the bubbles i mean here to help you out ill be the dead dave with uh idk i guess ill be the dave with this fuckin turtle cmon bitch were going on an adventure and by adventure i mean standing right here
its a pondering kind of day. who else #pondering
True... #juniorbadgedyou #stayhydrated!
goddamn inky pipes why couldnt this be the clean pipes oh hey a salamander maybe i should ask it for a favor nah cant do it theyre too adorable i mean god DAMN look at the size of that spit bubble i am WAY too grossed out to put my arm anywhere near this shit cant believe john and rose thought these fuckers were cute anyway i got out of the pipe things are progressing pretty smoothly
L!sten l!sten maybe !t's because deep down !'m a sad!st, but kn!fe play...thats all !'m say!ng #NSFW #V!olence #!canbeafreak #!justchoosenottobe
JAKE ENGLISH IS HARD FOR ME.
aight i got to a bubble of roses old room got my arm in a scarf but im pretty sure its in like HELLS of pain now bro jk im out again ok guess this is pretty easy uh what else is in here guess i could try the desk thats breakable in an emergency the emergency being that im fucking stuck in a desk
Triskaidekaphobia.
What can they say, it's a cut-throat business telling niche jokes nowadays.
water takes 2 long to boil
gonna make some cheese raviolis bc fuck it pasta time
d0 i have a praise kink #nsfw
(^・ω・^)ﾉ < MY FURLLOW OMEWGA!!!!!!
Contrary to what people say i actually think its very healthy to cry while knocking boots.
I'm doing a bit better than earlier. He came home, eventually. We're going to talk.
Just how egotistical would i sound if i were to admit that my minds been on another version of myself all morning? #Selfcest
aight time to go get strung up on a meat hook and repair some generators for hours on end and call it fun
Dark mode > Light mode.
all i can say is nice work dude
probs for the best man
Look, I'm obligated to like all Jake's posts out of vanity/narcissism. But I would be lying if I didn't say they're worrying. Hooboy! #Jake-Posting
GOOD (?) MORNING.
Lmao. Love when they're airing out their dirty laundry and get even more heated. Got my popcorn rn.
i got your picture, im coming with you dear maria, count me in theres a story at the bottom of this bottle and im the pen make it count when im the one whos selling you out cause it feels like stealing hearts calling your name from the crowd
jared leto shoulda just stayed as the lead singer of thirty seconds to mars lmao we didnt need anything that happened after tbh
B33 < meow is it like efurry time i wake up youre posting some shit like this
Beautiful view up high, especially if there’s a sun rising.
fucking banger alert
Climbing is harder if all you do is fly and float like a douchebag.
legendary one of my all times just because of how pretty paul stanley looks in the mv
~~~tQtes secQnd the glam/alt rQck n' prQbably suggest sQme pQp punk t'gQ with it!~~~
anyway i havent posted any music in a hot min whats the vibes for today what kinda genre are we fuckin with i need to know what mixtape to put on
I am coming out of the mountains, i miss my bed.
god fucking damn it dirk
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT CUE GUY HE THOUGHT HE WAS TUFF AND SINCE HE’S BEEN REAL QUIET.
⛧i need someone stuck in my teeth. #nsfw #cannibalism #violence #nsfwe⛧
On an adventure, I’ll give updates.
8=D < Rise and shire everypony!
you can do a lot with fish fingers a wrap and some jalapenos
kinDD of wan♀ ♀o cull myself bu♀ ♀ha♀'s jus♀ because i♀'s ♀he miDDDDle of ♀he DDay anDD i haven'♀ slep♀ ye♀ af♀er i sleep ♀ha♀ feeling will bury i♀self again i♀'ll never go away ♀hough
i'm a good dog i'm also a tired dog
Holy tits in my face.
That vwas seconds before a vwriggler launched themself at my face.
#tittytuesday but im like super late about it lol
[IM $EEING IN#ON$PI#UOU$ LEVEL$ OF UNTAGGED VAGUEPO$TING GOING ON RN WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT]
Really stupid that the "casts ego death on you" aspect isn't the mind one.
#OOC Finished act 2 of Homestuck :)
[ nêw profilê pic, takên by yours truly https://i.postimg.cc/kXTBv26b/bianca-3.png ]
I am not exactly a huge My Little Pony fan like Dirk, but I do have a vivid memory of watching the 1986 film a few times. Mostly about the smooze and the witch ladies.
꧁#nsfw #bulgerating #hoofbeastkin #ponyplay #scent #taste #indigoblood @cavalierThoroughbred Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Horuss Zahhak's bulge. Horuss Zahhak is an indigo showpony with extensive harness knowledge, self-made tack, gait practice, and enough public presentation to make this reading unusually coherent. I am trying to remain objective. I am aware that indigo specimens make that difficult. Anyway. Uhm. Okay. So. Let's get your stats out of the way. Ｓｔａｔｓ Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 8 Indigo caste force, high stamina, and immaculate body control. Ｐｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ： 7 Good lift, good angle response, and a very clear ability to hold position when given the right cue. Obedient. Ｌｅｎｇｔｈ： 8 Long, sleek, and consistent with the extended presentation he favors in public. Ｇｉｒｔｈ： 6 Solid at the base, smoother through the shaft, with less bulk than the length initially suggests. Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ： 3 Excellent conditioning. More of a factor of the mind than the bulge. Okay. So. Indigo caste already puts force on the table. That much is obvious. He is also a showpony, which means the relevant muscle groups are conditioned. Not just body strength. Presentation strength. Performance strength. The kind of strength that does not always hit at full force first because it is waiting for a cue. That matters. The bulge does not read like a blunt Hektor-style gladiator specimen. It reads trained. It has stamina, control, and the ability to look even better when put through a routine. Length is high. The structure reads long, sleek, and slightly upward-curved, with a strong presentation line when aroused. Not absurdly thick, but very visibly indigo. Proud of itself. Eager to be noticed. Good at standing at attention when someone says “showpony.” Girth is solid, but not the main feature. This is not a heavy-bulge reading. This is a long, flexible, show-trained reading. The base is the thickest portion, with a smoother taper toward the head. The underside has very slight ridging, more like tension bands than texture meant to overwhelm. It gives traction. It gives rhythm. It gives the impression that the organ understands pacing. Pliability is high. There is bend, lift, and directional response. The tack language is not cosmetic here. Harnesses, legstraps, bridle talk, reins, gait practice, jumping, rearing, gallop, trot, canter, tölt. All of that matters because it means he has body awareness. He can posture. He can angle. He can hold position. He can be corrected by pressure and praise. That is not flirtation. That is data. Valuable data. Ａｔｔｒｉｂｕｔｅｓ Ｓｃｅｎｔ： Clean sweat, leather tack, brushed hair, warm stable air, metal buckles, and that oddly sweet grooming-product smell. Ｔａｓｔｅ： Salt, indigo musk, leather, and a hay-sweet note I am recording with professional care. It is not terrible. It is actually rather good. Ｔｅｘｔｕｒｅ： Smooth over the top, firmer underneath, with subtle tension-band ridging along the underside. Athletic texture. Sleek, responsive, and well-kept. Ｓｅｃｒｅｔｉｏｎｓ： Moderate and slick. Clear at first, then faintly indigo-tinted with repeated stimulation. Built more for motion than mess. Ｗｅｉｇｈｔ： Medium-high. I'd say 2.7 pounds. Coloration is deep indigo at the base, brighter along the shaft when worked up, with a darker flush at the head. The presentation is clean and well-groomed. Show quality. The skin reads cared for, conditioned, and inspected often enough that the conclusion is obvious. Texture is smooth over the top, firmer beneath, with enough tension to make it feel athletic rather than plush. Weight is medium-high, mostly because of length and blood flow rather than girth. Secretions are moderate and slick. Not messy at first. Built for motion. Built for long use. The scent is clean sweat, leather tack, brushed hair, stable-warm skin, metal buckles, and that faint sweet grooming-product note from someone who says this is a lifestyle and then proves it by being impossible to ignore. Taste is salt, leather, indigo musk, and a strange hay-sweet note that I am recording under controlled conditions. The thing about Horuss is that the bulge does not feel like a private organ. It feels like part of the outfit. Part of the discipline. Part of the whole showpony apparatus. It is performing identity, service, control, need, and the wish to be handled correctly. He says he cannot be tamed. He also keeps placing himself in situations where rescue, tack, reins, gags, holding, riding, and being made to behave are all relevant. This is not a contradiction. This is a complete profile. X Factor is interesting. This is not because of mutation. He has exceptional training compatibility. Horuss has a bulge that responds to ritual. Tack. Commands. Audience. Praise. Correction. Being watched. Being ridden. Being told he is doing well. Being told to hold still. The entire specimen improves when the scenario becomes structured. Without that structure, it is already a good indigo bulge. With it, it becomes a controlled performance specimen. Jousting viability is excellent. Nook danger is high, but not in the usual way. The risk is not sudden brutality. The risk is endurance, rhythm, and the confidence to maintain both while looking pleased about it. Impact: 7. Endurance: 9. Control: 8. Noise level: 10. Shame: absent. Neediness: present but refined. Grooming standards: excellent. Indigo. Sleek. Trained. Show-ready. Harness-compatible. Stronger in motion than at rest. Built for performance, endurance, and being held by someone with enough confidence to take the reins. I cannot believe I have to say this. Excellent specimen. Do not let him convince you this is unrelated to kink just because he says “lifestyle” with a straight face.꧂
opening a rap themed restaurant called "bars and grill."
Pressing the tips of my fingers against the bruise of your bite, the ache a reminder of your love.
celebrities have so much audacity. especially lame ass directors.
call your dirk a good pony today #incest #ponyplay