Dirk M. Strider
@timaeusTraversed
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Once again I am blessed with the inability to be hungover. How's everyone's Sunday morning going?
Fuck it. They'll be glad I'm going outside. Photo incoming later when I figure out where my clubbing shit went.
Would people believe me if I said that last one wasn't actually about any version of Jake? Probably not, but the very detailed agreement we have about avoiding physical contact means I don't need to be believed to be right. Also our Jake doesn't smoke, so
Every time I think I'm over him he picks up a new habit that draws me right back in.
Oh, actually that cyborg talk got me thinking. I might have a solution for my yearning that doesn't require me to fundamentally change the construction of my physical body.
The fuck does this mean. Dirk what the hell are you planning-
You ever have the yearning to do something but you're just not the right species to indulge in it?
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Nothing is a commitment until I transfer my consciousness, all I gotta do is die and my body resets. They worry way too much.
iF AnYtHiNg bE FuCkInG ImMoRtAl dIvOrCeS A MoThErFuCkEr fRoM HuMaNiTy wAy mOrE N MeTaL. sPlItTiN HaIrS BrOtHa
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Getting your stomach pumped is a lot less dramatic than people make it out to be
Wonder if a higher stomach pH would help or hinder the mucosal lining..
Some people... the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.
Do you always talk about yourself like this?
Speaking of, I should bring back the club fit. So many fucking straps though.. Can I be assed to deal with those?
The arrival of another brain ghost splinter reminds me of the time Jake got drunk and Hoped up a sluttified version of me. I mean it was hot but I can't fit in shorts that tiny, buddy. Did steal the mesh shirt though, just had to update the style.
I'm alive. It's been nearly a week but I'm alive.
#FunFact Whales molt because if they shed skin like a normal mammal they'd be fighting off infections 24/7 (and other reasons). But whales molting is the main fun fact here. Enjoy some cursed knowledge, I'm going to bed.
What a wonderful way to end the evening. Elbow deep in a stomach full of wires.
me next ribbit i w0uld like s0me0ne ribbit elb0w deep int0 my wiring #suggestive
My evil pervert fantasy? The photo Rox posted 3 days ago, but with more blood.
Janus and Rox are plotting something and I don't think it's a new smoothie recipe..
Next time I look up I'm just going to see cotton candy pink and bubblegum blue coating everything. Whatever they're doing, it's going to be messy.
Janus made me a peanut butter protein smoothie. Gladly taking this over the fucking granola bars, maybe Rox can get in his mixing skills and make some good shit.
Sometimes I wonder if I should make a Rube Goldberg machine to do something entirely benign just to scare the others into remembering I AM that guy and they should stop trying to trick me into taking care of myself because I know what they're doing and most importantly I know what I'M doing.
Of course they do. But after the clicker incident I don't appreciate them thinking they can trick me so easily.
They’ve got those fruit leather ones now. If the bar shape is the issue they also make this nutrient mash in little bougie glass jars.
That sounds like fancy baby mush with extra steps. Maybe I can convince them to do smoothies though.
Scrolled so far I reached an hour ago on the dash. I want to get back to work..
Banned from my workshop actually, but I could always do with a new project
As fun as that sounds, I don't think I have the best track record for political diplomacy. I mean I would but.. I'm probably not the best choice.
Good luck. Both to find someone and if you have to eventually choose me.
I am going to punt that man.