Dirk M. Strider
@timaeusTraversed
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Once again I am blessed with the inability to be hungover. How's everyone's Sunday morning going?
fine. its wednesday though
Nice try.
Oh shit wait it's monday
// i swear the untapped mediate button is a different shade of gray
(( I think tapped is slightly lighter grey
// yeah but i swear when its not tapped its a different shade of grey than the other 3
(( taking this into an art program
whoops
Great advice.
33> I'm S0 Hungry I C0uld 3at Dirk Strid3r And Hal Strid3r <33
Not sure if you're going #suggestive, #violence, or both. But I can oblige.
33> #vi0l3nc3 . I'm Hungry <33
I've always been told I'm a snack. Like I said, I'd obliged both.
33> G00d M30wning. I C0uldn't Sl33p And I'm Blaming That 0n Th3 Strid3rs. 3v3rything Bad That's Happ3ning T0 M3 Is B3caus3 0f Th3 Strid3rs. <33
Fair, honestly.
33> 3v3n 0n3 0f Th3 Strid3rs Und3rstand... <33
That's because I am, and always have been, a problem.
Does a word describe the elation I feel when I eat a really good salad, I feel like they should change the meaning of the word haberdasher
Why co-opt haberdasher for salad when there are words that actually mean what you want
Such as?
Satiation.
Satiation refers to the completion of a meal, being completely full or satisfied, which is true to an extent, but does not capture the quality of the meal nor it being a salad
Haberdasher is even further away. What, were you looking for something as specific as dreikäsehoch?
Outrageously done with the nutrition shakes they give me. Everytime I had to force it down it's like I'm transported back to eating putrid gore. I wish I could claw out my tongue and tie off my esophagus. Everyone's focus is on my health though, so that's why I'm putting up with it. It's hard to do and I'm overstimulated. #gore #cannibalism #tw-eatingdisorder
What's it about them causing the sensory overload? Might have some tips that haven't been tried yet.
This is an issue stemming from a recent event. Putting anything in my mouth teleports my head back into a space that simulates the mental fuckery of what happened. Even feeling myself salivate is a challenge.
Fuck, man. Wishing you a linear recovery.
8=l < No one ever a%s me to be mean to them 8=l < I c001d be really mean
Every time I've seen you try to be mean so far, it gives off the vibe of the loner book nerd regurgitating a Tumblr quote they think will be devastating but has no effect because the target both has no context and the insult was made by a 13 year old trying to be smart on the internet. That is to say, your insults are weak and your 'gotcha's feel more like you reaching the end of a logical string only you care about.
8=l < Who are you, random Dirk 8=l < I am not often mean, and that is a choice 8=l < It is not that I am incapable 8=l < It is that I have run so many people off away from me with that behoovior that I simply choose not to engage in it 8=l < You think yourself some sort of superior over me because, what? 8=l < You're not afraid to be an ass? 8=l < That says more about you than it does about me
You're the one who asked why no one wants you to be mean to them. I'm simply providing an answer. Funny, thinking you're saying something about my morality when you're asking people to solicit you for a little cruelty. Careful, your horse is getting a little high there. As for actual advice, sometimes those requests come in the form of an invitation for a back-and-forth. Try working on your observation skills, and you might spot them.
You ever have the yearning to do something but you're just not the right species to indulge in it?
hOw tHaT A PrObLeM? yEr mEaT, cAn dO WhAt yOu wAnT AnD A MoThErFuCkEr wAnNa gEt pLuCkEd oN
I don't know, they're worried about my mental state. They stopped trying to explain after my 4th "why" and convinced me by saying I can't feel surface wounds when made of metal. False, I'm me, I could do that shit. Also a cyborg has flesh still. But I let them have it.
sMh fOlKs rEaLlY DoN'T Be kNoWn tHe dIfFeReNcE BeTwEeN CyBoRg n rObOt. LaCk oF CuRiOsItY. mAyBe sTaRt lIkE WiT LiMb rEpLaCeMeNt. PlUnK On tHoSe wIrEs n sEe hOw iT GoEs. A ArM No rEaL CoMmItMeNt (O:
Nothing is a commitment until I transfer my consciousness, all I gotta do is die and my body resets. They worry way too much.
iF AnYtHiNg bE FuCkInG ImMoRtAl dIvOrCeS A MoThErFuCkEr fRoM HuMaNiTy wAy mOrE N MeTaL. sPlItTiN HaIrS BrOtHa
Exactly- you get it
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ehhh. dizagree. [END MESSAGE]
I also disagree but try explaining that to them.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0kay. y0ur b0dy iz n0t |inked direct|y tt0 y0ur humanity. [END MESSAGE]
Yeah, I said that too.