8=l < No one ever a%s me to be mean to them 8=l < I c001d be really mean
Go on.
8=l < If this is your way of a%ing me then you're going about it poorly 8=l < I know you're not stupid and yet you can't even elicit a simple "please" 8=l < Neighhaps I gave you too much credit as you swayed me with the horse pi% 8=l < That's fine 8=l < I like stupid smart boys 8=l < Prance for me, idiot
Every time I've seen you try to be mean so far, it gives off the vibe of the loner book nerd regurgitating a Tumblr quote they think will be devastating but has no effect because the target both has no context and the insult was made by a 13 year old trying to be smart on the internet. That is to say, your insults are weak and your 'gotcha's feel more like you reaching the end of a logical string only you care about.
8=l < Who are you, random Dirk 8=l < I am not often mean, and that is a choice 8=l < It is not that I am incapable 8=l < It is that I have run so many people off away from me with that behoovior that I simply choose not to engage in it 8=l < You think yourself some sort of superior over me because, what? 8=l < You're not afraid to be an ass? 8=l < That says more about you than it does about me
You're the one who asked why no one wants you to be mean to them. I'm simply providing an answer. Funny, thinking you're saying something about my morality when you're asking people to solicit you for a little cruelty. Careful, your horse is getting a little high there. As for actual advice, sometimes those requests come in the form of an invitation for a back-and-forth. Try working on your observation skills, and you might spot them.
Cute try.