Dr. Pete

IT's diSgusTinGLY evoCATIVE aNd I'm oBsessED wITH it! sEndiNg tHiS To My MatEsPRiT tHe NeXT TIme HE DOESn't wAnt to mEEt aT My fAvorITE diNer

↩ @spilledCoffee[SC]

I ALsO rEaLly liKE ThiS oNE (⁠╬⁠⁽⁠⁽⁠ ⁠⁰⁠ ⁠⁾⁠⁾⁠ ⁠Д⁠ ⁠⁽⁠⁽⁠ ⁠⁰⁠ ⁠⁾⁠⁾⁠)

↩ @ravingGeneticist[RG]

chopped and miserable

@spilledCoffee[SC]

I,ALSO,LIKE,THAT,ONE,IT,KIND,OF,REMMINDS,MME,OF,YOUR,GLASSES,THAT,I,SEE,IN,YOUR,PROFILE,PICTURE,AND,GIVES,MME,THE,FEELING,THAT,YOURE,EXTREMMELY,UPSET,ABOUT,WHATEVER,IT,IS,THAT,YOU,ARE,DIRECTING,THE,KAOMMOJI,TO,IF,THIS,WAS,OUT,OF,CONTEXT,AND,YOU,FLUNG,THIS,EMMOTICON,AT,MME,MMIDCONVERSATION,I,THINK,I,WOULD,START,CRYING,AND,PLEADING,FOR,YOUR,FORGIVENESS

↩ @spilledCoffee[SC]

NEveR fEAR, DArlinGeSt MoST chopped ANd MISeRabLe! OuT oF tHe tWo Of US, i Am bY AnD LARGe tHE MOrE wOEfULLy SaD WeT AND PaTHEtic! NOt eVen SAD WeT kITTEN sTylE, MoRe lIkE CruSTy old Stray Tom WITh HaLf a taIl StYlE! ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠☯⁠෴⁠☯⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

↩ @ravingGeneticist[RG]

chopped and miserable

@spilledCoffee[SC]

OKAY,ILL,TAKE,YOUR,WORD,FOR,IT,BUT,ILL,BE,HONEST,IT,DOESNT,REALLY,ASSUAGE,MMY,FEELINGS,ABOUT,MMYSELF,I,WILL,ALWAYS,BE,CHOPPED,AND,MMISERABLE,BUT,MMAYBE,IN,A,MMORE,POLITE,AND,DISGUSTING,WAY,KIND,OF,LIKE,A,SILENT,QUIVERING,STRUCTURE,OF,GELATIN,THATS,JUST,KIND,OF,THERE,BUT,THANK,YOU,ANYWAY,DOCTERROR,PETE,I,WILL,NEVER,FORGET,YOU

Dallis Kinset

@inconspicuousMasochist[IM]

tthat'ss a good one ┇ |┇ke tth┇ss one ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽ and tth┇ss one (⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠˙̫̮⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠) ┇ |┇ke how tthey make me sscared

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @spilledCoffee[SC]

Dallis Kinset

@inconspicuousMasochist[IM]

WA┇T TW┇NSS┇ESS ┇ D┇DNT EVEN SSEE TTH┇SS waow (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @inconspicuousMasochist[IM]

chopped and miserable

@spilledCoffee[SC]

YES,YOUR,BULBS,THAT,WISH,TO,SEE,HAHAHA

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @spilledCoffee[SC]

Dallis Kinset

@inconspicuousMasochist[IM]

yeah okay =}

IT WouLd bE unetHiCAL To apPrOPrIaTe ImPerIAL DEfEnSE fUnDs FoR a PersoNaL pRoJeCT. hOwEveR. HypOTHETICALlY, SHoUlD oNE HaVE doNE so. WhicH woulD BE A BETteR nAME FOr saiD prOJECt: iNCipieNT or aniMus? beCaUse mY mOiRaIL Is BEINg tREMenDOuSlY UnheLpfuL AND I nEED tO GIvE This THing A CoDE nAMe.

Kult: +27

Kull: +20

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.35

Kismet Githis

@charmingVagabond[CV]

♤ Purpose of the project? ♡

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @charmingVagabond[CV]

pUreLY hYpothETiCaLLY sPeAKING, cLOnING. AftER A FAShion. SORT Of. BUt Not REALLY. ThERe's A lOt More sequeNCiNg Of genOmes InVOlVED. PureLy HYPoTheTIcAlLY, oF CouRse. noT a ReAl prOjECt whIcH I AM DoinG fROm My gOVERNMENt ASSIgNeD basEmENT LaboraTorY.

↩ @ravingGeneticist[RG]

Kismet Githis

@charmingVagabond[CV]

♤ Hm, Animus, in my opinion. ♡

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @charmingVagabond[CV]

YOur OPIniOn is NOTeD, ThanK YOu

Kult: +5

Total: 5

i DIdN'T spEND 6 YEArs In EvIl MEdiCAL ScHOOl To be CALLED 'MIStER", THanK YOu VErY Much!

Kult: +42

Kull: +30

Total: 72

Ratio: 1.40

ritchard kellingtam

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[WOW $ORRY DRM. PETE]

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @croesusKingpin[CK]

WHAT DOES THE M Stand FOR? Does IT StanD FOR MiSTER, Mr Ritchy RitCH, Cuz I'll FUCking GET You

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ravingGeneticist[RG]

ritchard kellingtam

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[INDEED]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @croesusKingpin[CK]

I'M GOnnA GET YOU!!!!!!! And take you to lunch cuz hey. that was really funNNY

↩ @ravingGeneticist[RG]

ritchard kellingtam

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[HAHA $URE THING]

↩ @croesusKingpin[CK]

I HAVe To BRInG EITHer My MATESPRit Or MY MoIRAIL CUZ THey DOn'T TRUST LikE THAT BUt IN The INTEReST Of Not SCARInG You ProBAbLY I'll BRiNG CRUXIS becAUSE SIdeYA IS ScarIER WHEn HE OpeNS His MOUTh

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I LOvE. RICe. I lOve EAting ThingS WITh RIcE!!!!

Kult: +10

Total: 10

I Am CURIOUs WhAT The RAnkINg CRiTeRIA ArE BuT I KNow BEtTER ThaN To ASK

Kult: +7

Total: 7

AnYWHOOzlE, NEIghBorS And HIVeMAtEs ThAt HApPENed TO reaD thAT LaST POsT. QuiET. ShuSH. ThatS A SnEAKrET

Kull: +5

Total: 5

AW fOURs DOn'T Be MAd, IT WAS bARkBeAsTS AnD TheY ALL haD Rich AND fUlFiLLinG lIvEs WhEN thEY WEre "BORn". ExcEPt I GueSS ThErE'S AlSO YEt UNnAmED TUbE InfaNT, BUt ThAT's AnoTHER ThINg

Kult: +12

Kull: +15

Total: 27

Ratio: 0.80

@quadraticAutomatic[QA]

i am not. mad i am jjustt sscaredd ssorryy ggoodbyee

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @quadraticAutomatic[QA]

NOOO, I'm SoRry :((((

Kult: +2

Total: 2

OH BOY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CLONING, MY FAVORITE SUBJECT

Kult: +17

Kull: +20

Total: 37

Ratio: 0.85

UNIRONICALLY

I'M A GENETICIST I STUDY GENETICS I HAVE GROWN CLONES IN A LAB I LOVE THIS SHIT

Kull: +2

Total: 2

@emptyEyes[EE]

Tell me ab0ut it

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I'm NOT A ConsPIRAcY TheOrisT, i juST thINK They'RE FUN

#mYReporTS

#myreports

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I ShoULd GeT him TO TaKE A PicTuRE wiTH Me Later. I like Him :)))))

i WILl NOt TakE a PiCTUre Of My Man WhILE he'S AsLEEp. I WILl HOWEver SharE MY FavOrITE PicTURe HIs Ex And DeAR FriENd NeHl ToOk OF him. https://64.media.tumblr.com/5e9ecdda273276b41cdfa1f9eaf0bada/f2cbfed97dbd2fb5-be/s640x960/32fa4d9f4b6713e3fa92b05481f9ad5a97731715.png

Kult: +35

Kull: +15

Total: 50

Ratio: 2.33

(OOC) 2 months ago

((art here is by 8bit-mau5 on Tumblr, character belongs to sasster on tumblr (and also casper mun say hi)))

Caspertame

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Yeah, this isn't the picture I would've used for him.

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

I liKE ThiS PiCTuRE A LoT

I WISH. You COulD All SEe HoW StunNING beautiful AMAZing my MaTE lookS whEn he's SLeePInG!!! SO peaCEFul!!! I aM verY COMfortABLe rigHT Now

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

hAvinG TO tuRN thE HeATEr On Cuz YourE StILL cOld EvEn Under BlankET pile and YOuR PersonAL spAcE hEATer Is Busy. DEVASTATING

Kull: +10

Total: 10

BaCk In MY DaY The EmpRESS KillED YoU HER dAMN SelF

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

my neighBORS diD NoT ENJOy LEarnInG ThAT mY LUSus IS/wAS A MeGALodOn

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

WhICh IS to SAy. I'D RaThER FuCk SOMEone WiTH a SmAll BuLgE ThAt KNOws HOw To WORK ThAn SoMeoNE wiTh a MASSIve BulGE whO OnlY KnowS InsErT COIn In SloT #nsfw

Kult: +77

Kull: +50

Total: 127

Ratio: 1.54

NOT thAT ThIs is PaRtICulARlY TROubleSoMe For ME, mY MATe's HUnG As Fuck. BUt I WorrY AbOUT youR STandARDS foR YourSeLVEs.

Kult: +12

Total: 12

ERGONOMIC CLAIRE

@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ ANᐖ ALSO ☝️ SMAL THINGS IS HAWT ᐛ

Kult: +17

Total: 17

Larkso Eldran

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

" Banger " After " Banger ".

Kult: +12

Total: 12

Latula Pyrope

@gnarlyConsolist[GC]

1m s4y1n l1k3

Kult: +7

Total: 7

H¡mero 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈

@sardonicCatharsis[SC]

>> ¡ juડt happy that peop1e have bu1ge at a11, ¡n any ડhape or ડ¡ze

Kult: +2

Total: 2

~*ties a string t~O the c~Oin and yanks it O~ut like in an ~Old timey cartO~O~n s~O I uhh. Idk I guess I get yO~u human pregnant withO~ut detaching my bulge and leaving it inside y~Ou like an O~ct~Opus* ~O~ctO~pussy ~#nsfw #nsfwe?~

#nsfw #nsfwe

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

I DoNT ThinK HumAN BulGEs DetAcH. UnlESS YOU meAN That YoUrS DoES NOrmAllY. lIkE A LizARd TaIl. IN WHICH caSE I AM FasCInATED MedIcALly SPEAKing

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @ravingGeneticist[RG]

~All my limbs dO~ that~

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

I WIsH TO StuDY You LikE A buG

↩ @ravingGeneticist[RG]

~Tee hee *scuttles away under my r~Ock*~

Kult: +5

Total: 5

ALso LadIeS. GeNTlemAn. And EVerYOnE In BETWEen. HaVinG a MassIVE cOck DoesN'T NeCESSarILY A GooD LovER MakE. IF ThEy DoN'T KnOW WhAt They'Re DoInG beyOND "BeATin UP ThAT PussAy" then WHAT'S the FuckING pOiNT. #nsfw

Kult: +55

Kull: +25

Total: 80

Ratio: 2.20

~I beat up that pussy like I've been paid O~ff tO~ take a fall in R~Ound 2 ~#nsfw~

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

ERGONOMIC CLAIRE

@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ LIBGERALLY ᐛ

Kult: +5

Total: 5

takker vantas

@causticGenome[CG]

literalllyyyyyyy like size dont mean shit if you dont know how to fuckin handle the thing

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @adrenalinesCharge[AC]

I'M a LITTLE obSEsSEd WiTh thiS ResPONSE.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ravingGeneticist[RG]

~-w~O~

AnD FoR THE saKE Of CLAritY, HorNY PosTING doesN'T boTHeR me In ThE SlighTeST. I loVE GetTTinG mY GuTs REARrangED as MUCh As AnYone. I'm JuST ConCerNED fOR yOuR NEUrOlOgicAl HeALTH. #nsfw