♦ pitied by @ravingGeneticist

see i knew this was gonna be annoyin when someone told me i'd end up havin to end my fifteen year no doctors winning streak.

[$IGH OKAY WHATEVER ILL TAKE IT BUT IT #OME$ AT THE #O$T OF BEING DIRE#TLY LINKED TO THE $OUR#E OF ALL THE PROBLEM$ IN MY LIFE]

They're (no one in particular) saying he (Casper) needs to GET THE FUCK UP AND DO IT (his laundry).

i couldnt say for certain WHERE the other ones came from. but it stands to reason that THEYRE CRAZY. and IM RIGHT.
yes but. i wwilll ask ssoonn ᨑ_ᨑ
oh. um. i kknoww....ssorryy
i do not tthinkk. i am ddoingg tthingss wwrongg i tthinkk. i am in a lab.

[THAT'$ NOT A BAD IDEA, THE THING I$ I #AN'T LEAVE MY HIVE BE#AU$E IT'$ INHERITED AND LUXURIOU$ AND $PA#IOU$, WOULDN'T WANT TO LEAVE IT BEHIND EITHER. I WA$ THINKING HE #OULD #OME TO LIVE WITH ME BUT IT GET'$ KINDA DULL AFTER A WHILE AND THAT'$ WHY I LIKE TO #RA$H AT HI$ HIVE BE#AU$E IT FEEL$ MORE #OZY AND WEL#OMING THAN MINE PLU$ $MELL$ LIKE HIM. OF #OUR$E, I LIKE LIVING IN MY HIVE UNDERWATER AND I'M $URE HE ENJOY$ HI$ HIVE TOO AND A LITTLE MORE $IN#E I PAY A PART OF HI$ RENT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK AROUND THAT E$PE#IFI#ALLY.]

[IT'$ ONLY BEEN A DAY AND I ALREADY MI$$ HUR$U$, $IGH, $OME TROLL$ ON HERE #LEARLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT'$ LIKE TO BE THI$ ATTAT#HED TO YOUR MATE$PRIT, I REALLY WI$H WE #OULD LIVE TOGETHER BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO MAKE HIM LEAVE HI$ HIVE]
um tthankk you but. tthiss cconversationn is. mmakingg me ffeell. a llittlee sscaredd i tthinkk. ssorryy. bye.
um. tthatt is not. the way tthatt tthingss are. so. i ddontt kknoww. tthatt is a llittlee sscaryy. to tthinkk aaboutt.
its ookayy. i llikee. to get my rrewardss.
::)
ssincee ttheree is oonlyy one of me. the ttestss nneedd to be run. mmultiplee ttimess. for pproperr. sscientificc mmethodd. and ssometimess. a ttestt i tthoughtt was ggonee. wwilll pop up aagainn but i jjustt rremindd mmyselff. tthatt the bad ooness. uusuallyy get me bbetterr. rrewardss. so its ookayy. if its uuncomfortablee. for a llittlee wwhilee

That one made my phone too hot and Koteus made me delete it :(
