
Dr. Pete
@ravingGeneticist
My moirail said i should Post here. Hi!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMETIMES WHEN IT GETS REALLY MUTHAHAFUCKING EARLY, AND I'VE STAYED UP TOO DAMN DEEP INTO THE DAY, I START GETTING ALL UP IN MY FEELS AND SHIT. START FEELING THE GUILT AND REMORSE AND PAIN CLAWING AT MY MUTHAHAFUCKING NECK LIKE A BANSHEE DIGGING BARBED-WIRE INTO MY JUGGALO JUGULAR. BREAK OUT IN A MUTHAHAFUCKING COLDSWEAT REMEMBERING WHAHAT THEY DID TO ME. THEN I REMEMBER THAHAT I GOT A PHAHAT MUTHAHAFUCKING SHLONG SLUNG BETWEEN MY LEGS AND I FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT. :o) LIKE DUDE FUCKING I'M PACKING GODDAMN LMFAOOOOOOO. xoD #nsfw
Who needs geni⟡alia when you have Novel⟡y Shades Collec⟡ion Check ou⟡ ⟡hese bad boys h⟡⟡ps://cdn.imgches⟡.com/files/dd9f3d99d36e.jpg ==⟢
WhICh IS to SAy. I'D RaThER FuCk SOMEone WiTH a SmAll BuLgE ThAt KNOws HOw To WORK ThAn SoMeoNE wiTh a MASSIve BulGE whO OnlY KnowS InsErT COIn In SloT #nsfw
#nsfc #casperdontreadthis Some Of You Don't Love Nook As Much As You Love Bulge, And Yet The Bulge Needs To Unsheathe Somehow. Real " Throat Goats " Understand. #nsfw
ALso LadIeS. GeNTlemAn. And EVerYOnE In BETWEen. HaVinG a MassIVE cOck DoesN'T NeCESSarILY A GooD LovER MakE. IF ThEy DoN'T KnOW WhAt They'Re DoInG beyOND "BeATin UP ThAT PussAy" then WHAT'S the FuckING pOiNT. #nsfw
soME oF YoU Be TalKING abouT HAVinG BUlgES tHAT WouLD tAkE HaLf YoUR VOlUmE oF BlOOD juST To KEEp ERecT. To be AbsoLUTEly CLEar, 50% blOOd LoSs iS A Life ThreATENING EMEgeNCY. ALL oF ThAT bLOOd IS In YouR BoDy BuT it's STArviNG YOUr BraIN of OXyGen, no WonDER yoU all POSt ThE waY you Do. #nsfw
i'M A wAR CRimINAL By THE wAy. I Know WhaT I'm TALKinG ABOUT.








