Dr. Pete
@ravingGeneticist
My moirail said i should Post here. Hi!
imagine a dude whose lusus is The Thing from The Thing
I fEel sTronGLy tHAT IT's EnTirElY pRoBaBLe ThaT thE duDe whose LUsuS is thE ThInG frOm trolL John CaRPenTErs the Thing, Is also enTIrely proBAblY aLSo tHe ThInG fROM TROLl JoHn CarPenter's thE THIng
[MY GRUB JU$T BABBLED BY THE WAY, YOUR$ #OULD NEVER AND I #LEARLY HAVE THE $↑ERIOR GRUB]
mINe Is A masTEr straTegIsT AND IT'S NOT eVen Out oF THe TUbE YET
[BULL$HITTT]
[THAT $HIT I$ NOT A MA$TER $TRATEGI$T]
says You! I've gOt tHiS ThANg RunNIn BRaINwAVE SIMulatIONs (DON't WoRRY ThEY'rE GOOd fOR HIs pReCoGNitivE devELopMeNt)
yknow i dont think i was previously aware of the fact that robots could be all downright cuddly i mean i also dont think i knew that some robots were capable of feeling things with their hands like a person but you learn something new every day got to spend an evening snuggled up with a robot and it was a hella good time
i ThInK THIs LARGelY dEpends oN hOw tHE ROBOt IN qUeStiOn wAS deSignEd, WoUlDN't it? MoRe pEopLe-lIke, aUTonOmOuS ROBOts tYpIcALly WIll hAve AN intriCAte NeTWORk oF wIREs noT UNlIKE our owN nErvouSE sYstEMS FOR thIs purPOse! AT lEASt, as faR AS I'M awAre—WE HavE UNfOrTUNaTElY yet To iNDUCt aN ACtUal RoBoTiCIst inTo Our MIdSt SO I AM WORkiNG Off oF SeCoNdhaNd iNForMATIOn from A yoUNG, BuDdINg roBoTiCIsT STilL in tHe hEARt of HIS EDucAtIoN. THAT sAiD, i'Ve sEeN THE pHySicAl DIffEreNcES betweeN ThE TWO MosT nOtAbLE KiNDS Of "rOBOtS".
so wait he7 a(tuall7 i've been wondering. do (igarettes (ount as #substan(e? i've been assuming not. (hittr, weigh in
I meaN on A chEmicAl lEVEL YEs TheY DEfiNiTeLY cOUnt AS sUbSTANcEs but iF WE're GOing BY tHosE RulES, with hOW normAlIzED CigaRettES ARe, We aRe GOinG to haVe tO sTARt taGGINg COFfEe AND Other CAffEINAteD FOODS aND bevERagES sUch as ChocOLate And tEa AS SUBSTaNcES as wElL. GIVeN as WE aRE AlL AdulTS WEll PASt oUr PuPatIoN anD MoLTinGs, I THInK We CAn safelY SaY. That's stUpiD.
Can We Not Do The Whole " Humans Not Understanding Or Giving A Fuck About The Caste In Service Of Fetishizing Aspects Of Our Species " " Thing " Tonight. #suggestive #nsfc #sigh #butinallcaps
The Average Lifespan Of Trolls Is Dramatically Lowered By Rampant Culling, But Even Then It Is Still Usually A Few Hundred Sweeps. Do Humans Know How Long Trolls Can Live? There Are Trolls Alive Today That Were Alive When The Signless Was Alive. Before That, Even.
THose That liVE amongST tROLLs TYpicaLLy aRE AWARe, it'S a SOUrCE Of STREss foR EvERyoNE InVolVEd! ESpECIaLly With HOw FraGILE HUMAns ARe :-{ I aM WOrRIEd COnStantlY!
|m rlly good At sm|l|ng :) And stAnddd|gn And breeAth|g n :)
HeLlo dARLing! THIs iS a cOmPleteLy Normal sET of SKillS ThAT BeCOmeS qUITE ALArMING wheN LISTED togEthEr!
oh :( tht wAsnst the goAl | ws just l|st|ng t|hngs | do good | do wlel..? | do th||ngs And | l|stdd them :(
WelL! I AM sUrE YOu do otheR ThingS wELl tOO! likE mAKIng OTher PEOPLE SmILE!
actually experts input requested here, what's the dl on gettin jiggy with it when you got the whole pissin lava kidney thing goin on. like it's fine right it's a whole different plumbing tube situation. #nsfw
NoT ReCommEnDEd. i am SoRry FOR YOur temPoRaRy inCONvEniENCe AnD paiN!
direct examination admittedly-inexpert testimony: pain is temporary but the memory of getting jiggy will last forever
@cataTonic @extantLichen @ravingGeneticist sorry docs & co. ik you're all barkin 'not recommended' an i totally hear you but flamingo here makes an excellent point.
yOu STilL NEED To TakE PrecAUTion! MamMALIAn AnaTOMy DoEsn't MUCH Care ThaT THese thinGS ARE, technicALly, TwO SePaRaTe inTernal SYSTeMS, sIncE tHEy coME iN tHe sAmE PaCKAge. ErectiON AND eJaculation, wHIch one WOuLD hoPe TO achIEVe dURiNG intERCoUrSE OF AnY KIND, WILL STIlL caUSe IRrItaTiON and disCoMFort, aND MAY DELAy yoUr rECovErY. ThUMBS dOWN adVice. #nsfW #MEDIcal
blehhhhhhh. ;( if i remember anythin troll hardware kinda comes with the same dumb tubing too don't it
UNForTuNaTEly! If aNytHinG, iT Is WORSE, giVen eVErytHiNg ElSE aTtaCHeD!
thanks doc i hate it 😭
yOuR RecOVERY wILl be sWifT iF YoU FoLlOw yOur pRIMarY caRe pHysICIAn's OrDErS, I ASsure yOu!
gettin jiggy CANCELLED he said no an said to soak in the tub #nsfw #not-nsfw;(
⧃ One thing that does fascinate me about humans is the range of colors their hair can be. Why us trolls seem typically limited to near-black with a single shade exception (discounting dyes, I am aware of those), I will always wonder.
YoU WILL OCcasionaLlY FInD THE Odd GenETic aNOmAlY (1 in 20, I BEliEve iS THe CURrENt STAtiStIc?) wiTh natUralLY LiGhT HaIR FrOM HatChIng! BUt aS I uNdErStand it, It's LiKE HOW DIffEReNT Dog BReeds haVE dIFfEreNT COLORMORPhS dUE TO sELeCtive BrEEDiNG Over SEveRaL CEntURIES.
you either in the big dick gang or the micropenis wang which is it #nsfw
I DOn'T tHiNk thAT'S how EIthER bIoLOgY oR statiSTICS wOrk! WiThOuT The AvERAgE siZeD MEMbER, hoW ElSE wOuld we kNoW whaT qUALIfIEs as a MiCroBuLgE oR A WEapon? #NsFW
huge or little thats how it goes
NO apprecIAtION for NeuTRalIty. FoR THe sAkE OF daTA COLlEctIOn and OrgANiZAtIoN, How ArE We QUalifYing mulTIMemBERs IN THIS EXTrEmelY NARRow dicHotOmy? aRe we inClUDinG tHIck buT nOT LOng memBErS IN the "BIG dIcK gANg" OR Are wE ONlY MEaSurinG lEngtH? what ArE Our pARameTErs, STrIdeR. #NsFW
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