Jade Harley
@gardenGnostic
not a troll i just have friends on the platform
My wit is so girthy. I feel it throbbing in my skull and I get headaches. I need to release my wit, snark, and sass or I'll get blue brain and die.
rose what.... ;/
Be careful. It might get messy.
no :( i refuse
don't psychoanalyze me i'm as simple as i appear on the surface :)
woof!!
?what would it take to get me crowned the soft butch king of lesbian chittR
somepuppy get the yuri fairy over here to crown this KING
do i count??
there is a specific yuri fairy 8ut I think you can also count yeas
ok ill be a standin :)
AFTER A BRIEF DEBATE THE YURI COUNCIL HEREBY DECLAREZ YOU THE ZOFT BUTCH KING OF LEZBIAN CHITTR
.i want to be knighted and crowned in homosexual ceremony by none other than Troll @barackObama .i have nominations from the yaoi twink king @cryhoundColortura and the lesbian counsel oF nyritA @bummelBoogie ,gaydE harleY @gardenGnostic#0133 ,and yurinstigatoR ,lauluM pifziP @hemoptysisCyanide .gimmE
ok :)
am I selfish for wanting hugs?? genuine question :/
Jade, I have never ONCE met a single version of you that was horrible on purpose, every last one was an absolute sweetheart. You are not bad, you probably just need therapy and that hug you so clearly need and deserve.
well yeah but its not on purpose im just bad and wrong :( meat me is bad and mindless and gross and candy me is selfish and rude and abusive and im gonna turn into one of them so im bad it makes sense :/
You do know you don't have to become *either* of those right
Jade, thats. Okay look. Im not going to pretend I know anymore about timelines, fate or probability than any other bozo out there. But. I know for a fact that you can be better than either of those versions of you, because of one reason. If my father can stand to be tolerable enough to allow *me* to exist, than you definitely can. You dont have to be bad. The fact that youre scared to be bad is a great step in the right direction to Not being bad. You can be good, I truly believe you can. Not to get all "teeth-rotting-fluff" sappy on you or anything.
my universe decays into nothingness if i dont :/
i appreciate it but i was directly told if i dont my universe gets erased
And I ask you, to ask whoever said that, how do they know for certain. In what reality does you being a good person spontaneously implode an entire timeline? Personally I'd say it'd make far more sense that caliborn having four kids would erase an entire timeline, yet here we are.
oh my aradia came from the future to tell everyone that were a weird edge case due to our proximity to canonicity and she told me that im the funky x factor that could cause the apocalypse because im me :/
That's bullshit
i agree but i cant really do much about it :/
if you give me pets, pats, and scritches ill be happy and love you forever :D
If I had a tail, I'm sure it would wag for you too. :)
do you want one!! :0 we should make you a fursona!! :D
I've never really considered making anything like that. It's not really my scene, but I could play ball if you think you have some ideas for me.
i mean it doesnt need to be serious maybe just for fun :)
I've always been fond of cats. I think that's what would suit me best. Some sort of black cat, very bewitching.
ooooh yeah!! a pretty black cat whos a scholar always carrying a book and a sword :)
I like the way you think. She can use her sword to destroy her enemies, of which there are many, and to protect the special women near to her. In conjunction with her spellbook. This is enriching, is this what being a furry is like? I'm enjoying it.
yeah and you get to come up with an outfit for her if you want her to wear clothes as well as a backstory and a fur pattern and what genus shes based on and fun costumes and everything!! :D
This is going to be too much fun. I'll send you a direct message, we can brain storm this creature together.
im so so excited!!
anyways can i get head scritches
ok!! can i also get scritches?? :0
yes! we can give each other head scritches!
yay!!