♠ hated by @gardenGnostic
That's the saddest shit I've ever read.
Ohhhhhhhh wow. Okay. Are you really that desper8te for positive attention? I know it's hard 8eing part 8ark8east, 8ut this is really REALLY sad........
also jades get extra kisses during the whole thing :D
jealous or shocked?~ ;)
its also really fucking funny and i have it out for every jade who ever lived
nobody thinks you dont showering is like a cumulative thing doing it doesnt actually do away with the need to do it more we are mammals mammals sweat and your doggy addition only makes whats grodie grodier so until youre like borderline lifestyle collared and washed by another it falls to you to wash
shower yo smelly ass you do NOT smell like some mf flowers @gardenGamma more like @gardenGrandma rancid ass got me pinching my nose fr
Be careful. It might get messy.
Just wait for the first person to fall asleep. They'll have plenty to spare.
I'll leave you as an exception to this game if you help me with the first Non-Jade guest who dozes off.
I intend for one of those things to occur, I assure you.
all yesterday. learned better th0ugh. i can recommend y0u a game if you'd like tw0 skip to the end 0f the learning process th0ugh and give up on it.
logging on to see harry here! what a pleasant and maybe unexpected surprise?
id.hope not hhaaha.
if youre evwer thinking about changing the number on your kinsey scale though... you knovw vwhere to find me chica
exactly vwhat im saying, thanks pup ;)
dO YOU WANT TO JOIN? i AM GETTING THE JADES THAT rOXY ALREADY, #JADEBUSTING, bUT DIDN'T WANT TO KEEP,
B:(( < i think that happens to efurrynyan but im sorry jade you dont deserve it B// < sometimes people just B// < cant think of what to say next or furget or are busy B33 < and it sucks but you cant let it affect your self image jade i know how you f33l
Everyone is. You aren't a cosmic exception. Just try, sometime. Prioritize yourself. It will turn out just fine.
If it ends with you happy? Anything would be worth it.
I've talked to Roxies where the amount of people on Earth C with my (our?) dna in them is a reasonable method of identifying timelines
jade heats? OH YEAH HAHA I DEFINITELY MEANT MY OWN DOGGY DICK AND NOT ANYTHING ELSE'S HAHAHA
essentially, yes. my presence in dead jade within the version of earth-c confined in my body allows me to directly access the you on the opposing version of earth-c, enabling a more extreme level of intervention than what's possible through scripting alone in these circumstances.
the event having already happened aside, it is within the bounds of "essentiality." the doomed timeline generated by attempting to prevent it would not survive for long.
such are the results of successful [Home]keeping.
Then you need 8etter associ8tes.
Wish granted. Side effect: You can't hear her say it due to distance. The monkey's paw curls.
your baby is worthless if it isnt a dj
:33< steal it
ITS ENDEARIN but if you can’t appreciate it ill go back to referrin to you as a dastardly no good dog eared wwalleyed space wwitch wwith a astute penchant for spittin in the eyes of felloww science enthusiasts wwho happen to be princely and douchey to the extreme
it's nꙮt my fault. it's the science. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
>>| @normalpuppet .i think, .it will satisfy you. https://hive.beeb.trl/havoc/barkbeast.png
then 7ou won’t get it
W)(at’s t)(e cruelest t)(ing you’ve ever genuinely t)(oug)(t about someone?
wwhat the hell i cant evven givve you the tamest bit a teasin wwithout bein made out as the schoolyard bully
roll ovver for belly rubs fido
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and shes a BITCH!!!
shes tough! she can handle it!
ughhh oh my god. stop being a weenie! theres plenty of hot creators! what about aradia? she seems like a freak! or roxy, or rose and kanaya (two for one deal!!! come on!!!!!) even fucking vriska! you wouldnt mind hurting or upsetting vriska, just a little, right???
well if it went unnoticed, then just tell her now! obviously!!
not anymore!!! my wonderful beautiful empress takes all that away for me <3333
lol no