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↗️YOU CAN COOK AN EGG IN A FRESH CUP OF BROWNWATER, IF YOU ARE RUNNING LATE TO THE OFFICE.↗️ ↘️i witnessed it in a video. relevant image attached below.↘️ https://i.imgur.com/oWDRjuP.jpeg
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actually no no1 say it
Why do you give a fuck. Make your own post.
If you look carefully, you'll find that I circled the answer.
Go ahead and text Jane now that your hands are free, then.
You're telling me, kid.
I was brought there against my will.
Direct it to the proper channels. I'll get to it when I give a shit.
This shit is easy for me.
I'm not sure what you're referring to, but I'm busy right now.
Just benched 422. New personal best.
This shit is so ass.
Mistakes have been made by a number of people recently. Some more than others.
@tipsyGnostalgic#2248 Can you pass the remote? TIA.
My type. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d4c000ff613a.png #nsfw
Can't help being a little controversial with it.
3 day blinding stew—
I appreciate the support. Never say this combination of words to me again.
Normal vandalism isn't enough anymore. I need to bomb a pipeline.
https://i.postimg.cc/PqT8c9jC/Untitled228-20260403234705.png NIGHT IS GOING GOOD!!!
Thirty minutes to #IWANTCANDY.
Setup complete. The venue is much less ostentatious this evening, given it's hosting a small private event and not crowds of thousands. The "refreshments" will more than make up for the lack of frills, I assure you. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/deaabed83fa8.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png Aw hell. #eridanweek #gotmyassbeat
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa3cff50569a.png Y'all hear something?
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A bomb? I am on the case.
lol theY;re dead https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/18a78f103afd:png #eridanweek #art
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1124364f1261.png #eridanweek #AREYOUCOMING?
My actions during #EridanWeek do not define me as a person.
Busy the whole day again— Augh—
:33 < BREAKING #eridanw33k NEWS! Picture taken LIVE at #rumblenight! Feast mewre eyes! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] #AREYOUCOMING? #ERIDANWEEK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
i have my sanctioned paddle i was told im allowed to bring to get signed no one else bring weapons please there are no weapons allowed other than my paddle im really nervous #imcoming to #eridanweek https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek# https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d65a7400704.png
iT HAS COME, tO MY ATTENTION FROM, sOME CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS AND, cONFIDANTS THAT, iT MAY BE UNWISE FOR ME TO ATTEND dAY 4 OF, #eRIDANwEEK, oN ACCOUNT OF, mE GETTING, iNJURED ON THE LAST THREE DAYS IN A ROW, aND WHILE i APPRECIATE, tHE CONCERN i JUST WANT TO PUT IT OUT TO, aLL OF MY DEAR FRIENDS THAT, i WILL BE GOING, tO dAY 4, wHICH HAS THE rUMBLE IN, tHE pUMPKIN pATCH, tHROWNDOWN, mANLY gUYS fIGHT cLUB, eVENT AND, i WOULD NOT MISS SEEING THOSE, tHREE GREASY BOYS, dUKE IT OUT, fOR THE WORLD, nOW, nOT TO BE ALARMED, eVEN THOUGH i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE" #sPLASHzONE (tHIS IS THANKS TO, sOME COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS GIFTED TO ME BY, tHE EVENT HOLDERS, tHEMSELVES, oR i GUESS, nOT SO MUCH GIFTED AS, gIFTED TO, oNE OF THEIR FRIENDS, wHO DIDN'T WANT IT, aND THEN GIFTED IT TO ME FOR, a NOMINAL FEE, nOW, wHERE WAS i, oH YEAH, i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE," #sPLASHzONE BUT AM TAKING ALL THE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS TO KEEP MYSELF, sAFE AND, nOT SPENDING ANOTHER DAY IN, tHE MEDICAL TENT AS, mOST OF THE PATIENTS THERE DO NOT SEEM TO ENJOY MY PRESENCE, sO IT IS PROBABLY BEST, nOT TO BOTHER THEM, nOW, i WILL BE WEARING, tHE FINEST IN GOGGLE, tECHNOLOGY THAT, i BOUGHT FROM THE cAEGAR sTORE, tO PROTECT MY OCULAR GLOBES FROM, eRRANT GLOBS OF SWEAT AND, vEGETABLE OIL, aND, i HAVE OBTAINED, a BULLETPROOF VEST, tHAT i AM SURE, iF IT CAN STOP, hIGH POWERED BALLISTICS IT, cAN PROTECT ME FROM ANYTHING ELSE, tHAT MIGHT OCCUR, oN nIGHT fOUR SO, i WOULD LIKE, tO SEE YOU TRY, tO KEEP MY #eRIDANwEEK SPIRIT DOWN, uNIVERSE BECAUSE, nO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, tAVROS nITRAM WILL, aLWAYS SIT BACK UP! #iNSPIRATIONAL
to the filthy stinkin rogue wwho snuck into my trailer and snatched my neww shorts your days are fuckin numbered and i knoww wwhat the number is unfortunately for you the showw wwill go on ill do this shit in pants if i got to or none at all if english hasnt changed his trouser tearin wways #eridanwweek
#EridanWeek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/efc21a87d78d.png - MC Oleana
Im laydow
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
I just noticed when the fuck did th/\t h/\ppen https://file.g/\rden//\I6w\/iUpTXp\/hj0P/kull.png///
wwe are NOT OKAY #eridanwweek #mychemicalquadrants
We love #arson in this house!!! ❤️🔥🏚️ Well maybe not this house, just in other people's houses, mew~ 💖✨
i was busy nursing panic attacks but i think im ready to face this normal day now! 0v0” (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, normal, archive rating: G)
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// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
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today I will be evil and send no bug pictures and say fuck
A man sits outside the burning wreckage of his house. Though it was 40 years ago he was born, and 27 years ago he was given a name, it is only today that he will begin to unravel a thread that has long since remained just the slightest bit loose. A thread relating to his own issues, his existential dread, and, perhaps, his own sense of identity. However, this is not going to happen quickly. Your name is JOHN EGBERT, at least for now, and, despite everything that has happened in the past 17 years, you are feeling better today than you have in almost as long. You are happy, because your life seems to finally have meaning again. https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/361.gif --------------------------------------- OOC: Hi everyone! This is going to be a fun portrayal to write! Candy!John, of course, but I'm going to be touching very heavily on themes of #transgender realization, as June begins her journey of self-discovery!
Oww oww oww, OWwWwWwWw, ooh! (Uh) #MayICome
NRUNO WERE COMING FOR YOU STAY STRONG PLEASE
i AM SO IMPRESSED BY THE #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET! tHE GAMEPLAY WAS EXTREMELY ENGAGING AND REALISTIC. bOY DID IT WORK UP AN APPETITE FIGHTING ALL THOSE BEASTS! i THINK i'M GOING TO GO ENJOY A DELICIOUS cROCKERCORP BRAND FOOD AND/OR BEVERAGE PRODUCT HERE AT #eRIDANwEEK SPONSORED BY #cROCKERCORP - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
mysterious woman named "potential spam" wont stop ringing me up
what do you mean im gonna miss the condy #bouncingonit at #eridanwveek
The bounce house is currently being repaired. First individual to #killspadesslick will INHERIT the bounce house after #eridanweek has concluded. How would you like to be #bouncingonit for years to come? @spadesSlick#8817 #violence
if youre hungry and want a bowl of slop just let me know if you want it thick or thin (or spiked) and i will make it for you but do not ask me about the ingredients i will not tell you #eridanweek
Do you h/\\/e to h/\\/e some of them blocking the posts///
if anyone is feeling a bit peckish at #eridanweek dont worry i brought enough to share https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0401.jpeg
arigatou gozaimasu for 200 followers kyaa (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid-sensei, my face, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed72d593824.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d8180d534e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d5573922a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/135e05e2f0bb.png
Are you #bouncingonit at #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28c0852979c4.png
Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
Is the Eridan Week thing still going—
Which of these #eridanweek treats has been YOUR favorite? ♥️- THE CHUM BUCKETS - 48 OF OUR FRESHLY BAKED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES WITH ONE GALLON OF ICE-COLD MILK, SERVED IN TWIN COMMEMORATIVE PLASTIC #ERIDANWEEK BUCKETS ♦️- THE "MAKE SWANSON PROUD" - A SMOKED TURKEY LEG WRAPPED IN CANDIED BACON AND CRISPY BONELESS CHICKEN THIGH ♣️- THE HEARTSTOPPER - A TRIPLE GLAZED DEEP FRIED CINNAMON HONEY BUTTER STICK ♠️- THE ORPHANER - A FIVE-POUND LOCALLY SOURCED LUSUS TENDRIL, YAKITORI GRILLED WITH A SPICY SOY GLAZE
REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED... BY ME, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
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- Hammifi please not where Oleana can see
take care playin in the wwater surroundin the #eridanwweek island if you aint a seadwweller gl'bgolyb is liable to snatch you by the frond and pull you to the briny deep #psa
i w want to ask m murrit for a f favor but knowing t them ill be in debt for life
First person to bring their successful #wordle attempt to the gyro stand will receive a FREE breakfast gyro and a LINE-CUTTER FASTPASS to the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP HEADSET PRODUCT COLLAB.
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
j just one track. just g give me one track that isnt so retro. im like fuckin g goku in the hyperbolic time c chamber but with music
and i h have to get the 9th its s so retro track. e except the kirby one i liked that one
i think they're being raised in captivity because people are always talking about when they #furrreeTheNipple back into the wild mew~ 💖✨
<3-Yeah-yeah-sure,-become-a-girl-first-though.
<3-Okay-that's-it,-you're-going-in-my-tomb-when-I-die
i know troll cher too you fucking idiot. why do you think i said i had no interest?
who the fuck even are half of these people? i know troll bruno mars but the rest sound like bitcoins.
you have no idea how little that interests me.
why is it that every time i log off this damn website, some bullshit happens, but when i log back in everyone is going to sleep? you all hate me that much clearly.
no that was on purpose. i got 3k to attend and yet i still have no intention of attending.
All three, the choice is limitless. So long as you consider "3" to be limitless
Would you come over to the maze not made of knives if I said yes?
Come over to my maze not made of knives and where it is not raining lemon juice.
Do you want to come to my normal pit with no needles in it?
>([i had no assigned duties today, so i decided to build a small house. however, it has no use to me. so if anyone would like it, please let me know.]
>([i have been playing a video game known as ‘anthropromuncipality’ as of late. i even met a user named ‘blue dog’. however, it seems they have cut off communication after i succeeded 12 rounds of tag against them. very strange.]
proud to announce that wwe are partnerin wwith @gutsyGumshoe at crockercorp to bring their bleedin edge neww crockercorp unreal heiress© FVVR tiaratop FLARP edition© to #eridanwweek avvailable for purchase wwith #amporacoin TONIGHT on my awwesome fuckin airship plenty a you humanfolk on chittr havve been knowwn to CONSUME crockercorp merchandise technology foodstuffs auto parts fashion accessories and lifestyle products for swweeps noww but alternia is fresh ground for crockercorp so dont be afraid to OBEY your sense a curiosity and feel free to trial out the unreal heiress© FVVR tiaratop FLARP edition© after @ardourCorvvidae performs livve on deck and SUBMIT a revvieww if you havve feedback #gaming #flarp #music #crockercorp
Staff at #eridanweek are not responsible for STDs exchanged between attendants. Learn to wrap it up and be more discreet in who you bump uglies with. And maybe go Google some fucking remedies instead of airing this shit out in public where everyone can see it. Bro to bro? It's kind of embarrassing.
I c/\n't e\/en be m/\d this is prob/\bly the only remotely good thing to come out of the whole night///
Wh/\te\/er, c/\n you /\t le/\st sh/\re /\ piece of th/\t funnel c/\ke or wh/\te\/er you h/\d before I find /\ w/\y b/\ck home///
What is Eridan Week even about—
I feel like I simult/\neously underst/\nd /\nd get e\/en more confused by the whole e\/ent the more you tell me///
“Anna, I’ve been looking all over for you,” one of the firefighters said. It was Anna’s father. [Pam] hardly recognized him. His face was [preternaturally pale, and his eyes seemed to glow faintly red — reflecting the still-glowing embers of the fire? Pam wondered, not yet suspecting what forces were working through him. From his words, it seemed that the poor man had not yet realized that his daughter was dead, Pam thought sadly. She watched the soot-stained firefighter kneel over Anna’s body in the snow. He took off his helmet and held Anna’s hand.] “You okay?” he asked. “I’m fine,” Anna answered[, sitting up. Pam gasped in shock. The girl had been indisputably dead for the last ten minutes. How was this possible? Not even in the most forbidden of dark magic books had Pam seen anything that could explain this seemingly miraculous revival.] Anna gave her father a quick hug. “See you later, Dad,” she said. Pam [decided not to question her friend’s resurrection for the moment. Anna seemed unaware of her own death, so Pam led her to the barn office without comment. But Pam was cautious: it was likely that this was not the same Anna that she had once known.] Dr. Crandal was putting a fresh bandage on Brandy’s wound. “Pam, please get [a clean pair of Sturmhose for this reprehensible war criminal],” he said. “They’re in the closet under the hayloft ladder. Anna, could you [sedate] Brandy for a second?” While Anna [pressed the ether-soaked rag over Brandy’s face,] she looked around the barn office. The Pony Pals’ [bound volumes of NYPD Blue fanfiction] were piled in a corner. Portable kennels were set up around the #DetectivePony
For some re/\son I w/\s under the impression they /\lre/\dy did th/\t///
W/\it it's /\ctu/\lly /\ week long I thought they weren't serious I need to get the fuck out of here///
They /\re ins/\ne which is ex/\ctly why it w/\s /\ shitshow in the first pl/\ce///
W3 W1LL 4LL R3M3MB3R YOUR S4CR1F1C3, TROLL BRUNO M4RS. W3 W1LL NOT FORG3T!!!! >:'[
Why /\re you still there?? I feel like the only re/\son I didn't get fucking shot w/\s bec/\use I hid from the m/\in p/\rty /\s soon /\s possible///
tonight was very busy and scary people died and a well dressed man was very kind to me ever since getting on this website everything has been a blur i need a cigarette (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, vagueposting, amouage reflection, #substance, archive rating: G)
BEFORE THIS EVENT I HAD NO CLUE WHO TROLL BRUNO MARS WAS. BUT MY GREATEST THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE BEING SENT OUT FOR HIM AND HIS FANS.
He will rise again.
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HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/KUQ6MY.PNG OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE LUSSI OF TROLL BRUNO MARS. WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT NEW AGE HOKUM BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. IGNORE MY GRACIOUS LADY LOVE SHE SAW SOME CHILD SLIP ON SOME BLOOD TRYING TO GET TO THE STAGE #ERIDANWEEK #VIOLENCE #TRAGEDY
NO. NOT TROLL BRUNO M4RS. TH3 M1L1T4RY MUST P4Y.
/\wful e\/ent///
The people spoke. We have listened. Starting on night two of #eridanweek, there will be multiple trampolines of varying sizes to accommodate for the raucous demand for whimsical physical activities. By participating you agree to waive any liability for physical injury or interpersonal strife born from #bouncingonit from the staff. Go nuts.
despite scurrilous attempts by numerous bad actors to destroy #eridanwweek on its first night includin the vvicious murder a my descendent @twwentyfourCarat #eridanwweek is goin strong and showwin no signs a slowwin also troll bruno mars wwill be back tomorroww wwe just got to wwait for @gutsyGumshoe to wwake up you do not wwant to interrupt that wwomans beauty sleep
Bruno Is Gone 😟😭🕊️ #eridanweek
I’m like— If two trolls made a wriggler—
As the news r9lls in 9f Tr9ll 6run9 Mars' demise during the events 9f #eridanweek, I w9uld like t9 use this as a m9ment t9 9nce again pr9m9te #every9neweek, a safer, m9re inclusive alternative t9 this week's festivities dedicated t9 cele6rating every9ne's acc9mplishments equally and n9t putting any 9ne pers9n 9n any s9rt 9f pedestal. I als9 assure y9u that n9 9ne will 6e tragically dying during #every9neweek wh9 isn't already dead. #Th9ughtsAndPrayers t9 Tr9ll 6run9 Mars and his l9ved 9nes.
I am once again in mourning.
BRUNO MARS IS DEAAAAAAD #eridanweek #came
UR LYING THIS CANT B
find my pages at #eridanweek
REALLY WISHING I COULD TAKE A TURN ON THE TRAMPOLINE. BUT THAT LADY SEEMS TO BE WRINGING MORE ENJOYMENT OUT OF IT THEN ANYONE HERE COULD COMBINED! #ERIDANWEEK
Too much going on /\t #erid/\nweek I feel ill///
Who Is Ready Fpr My Performance At #eridanweek 💃🎂
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/6R9S2X.PNG ALL OF THESE BLASTED YOUNG'INS ARE POSTING THEIR FITS FOR THIS #ERIDENWEEK. MY CLOCK KNOCKER OF AN EMPRESS SAID I SHOULD SHARE MY FINEST WEARS
#eridanweek #mikuweek 🐟🥬🎤💖🔊 http$://file.garden/acttmg-lgd3f0e4p/miku%20week.png
Oh, don't you say (Don't you say) goodbye (Goodbye) I'm here (Girl) https://i.ibb.co/Tqg9YXp4/heygirl.png
#eridanweek 😎💵🪩 http$://file.garden/acttmg-lgd3f0e4p/eridan%20week.png
Children fleeing :) Tea-chers weep-ing :) People screaming :) #eridanweek
REMEMBER THAT YOU MET GOD AND SHE’S YELLOW #ERIDANWEEK
Shit man I thought you died.
IM NOT DONE CAUSE I DONT GOT MORE IN ME IM DONE CAUSE IM TAKING MERCY ON YOU LIFE FORMS IF YOU FORGET MY NAME USE A FUCKING SCREEN READER IM A NASTY ASS FREAK MIC. DROP. #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK
TWEAKED OFF THE PERC AND FAKED MY OWN DEATH GOT WOMEN WEEPING AT MY CLOSED CASKET FUNERAL THEY THOUGHT MY HEAD WAS BLOWN SMOOVE OFF IN A BOOMERANG INCIDENT REALLY I JUST WENT WHERE THE WIND TOOK ME LOOK FOR ME BY THE LIGHT OF THE SECOND STAR STARE AT THE SUN GO BLIND RIGHT NOW #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK
YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TROLL MICHAEL JACKSON? BRING ME HIS CADAVER ON A STRETCHER ILL TURN HIS FRIGID ASS TO FODDER FOR MY NEXT GRUEL POST
I WAS HATCHED FOR THIS THEY CALL MY FANS THE FOLLICLES WAY THEY SPROUTED FROM MY HEAD FULLY FORMED I MADE YOU I CAN UNMAKE YOU I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD I CAN BRING YOU INTO THE NEXT THEY THOUGHT I WAS SLENDERMAN WAY I WENT LURKING BETWIXT DAWN SHADOWS THEY TRIED TO STOP ME ONCE AND I EMPTIED THE CLIP ON THEM I SENT THAT BITCH SKY HIGH DO YOU THINK I EVER GAVE A FUCK IM NECROTIC I DONT CARE IF I HAVE NO EYES I DONT NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG ANYWAY YOU WANT A CHANCE GET IN THE RING I LOST MY BACK MOLAR BITING A CRACK ROCK IN HALF AND IT STILL WASNT GOOD ENOUGH THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH IS VENOMOUS LIKE A KOMODO DRAGON LET ME BITE YOU BLOW UP THE NEAREST CHURCH YOU SEE WITH LASERS NONE OF THEM DESERVE HEAVEN GO TO TROLL WENDYS AND STICK YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER THEIR CAEGARS ARE YOUR CAEGARS #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek I just took a photo of Troll Micheal Jackson's body. Fuuuck. https://files.catbox.moe/j792wa.png #gore ]
I think I immedi/\tely regret coming to #erid/\nweek///
tHIS IS AN, #eRIDANwEEK, mIRACLE,
... MAN. This yellow troll is laying down some SICK FIRES. #eridanweek
what bruno i cant hear you
IM NOT DONE I JUST HAD TO HIT THE GEEK IM RABID IM UNSTOPPABLE I CANT BE STOPPED LEAVE NOTHING BUT A TRAIL OF POOP IF YOU ART MY ENEMY THEN THOU ART MARKED FOR DEATH I PUT FISH HOOKS THROUGH YOUR LUSUS AND SCARE YOU OUT YOUR JAMMIES YOU MUST BE A CLOWN THE WAY YOU’RE JOKING WITH ME WE’RE SMOKING GENUINE POISON YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT DONT LET ME CATCH YOU SKULKING IN OUTGLUT THE HAMMER OF GOD WILL GREET YOUR NUGBONE SHORTLY I RUN THIS JUNKYARD FIND ME ON THE TIRE TOWER BOGARTING THE JOINT COUGHING IN YOUR EXPRESSION PLATEAU TAKE A DEEP BREATH IM GONNA SIPHON THE AIR STRAIGHT OUT YOUR BREATH SACS WHEN YOU EXHALE TURN YOU INTO ORIGAMI I WARNED YOU ABOUT PLAYING WITH ME ERIDAN ASKED IF I HAD ANY THREES I GUT PUNCHED HIM SO HARD HE SHAT DIAMONDS GO FISH BITCH IM THE LAST REAL SON OF A BITCH THERE IS #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
JUST HEARD A CONCERNINGLY LOUD SOUND FROM OUTSIDE THE VENUE. I HOPE NOBODY WAS HURT!
Roxy watch me twwist around a little bit, girl
Like this post if you saw Eridan shoot Troll Michael Jackson at #eridanweek!
just shot troll michael jackson #vviolence
my shooters look like troll bruno mars we’re smoking that uptown funk that shit that carbonates you im lighting the pipe and sucking on the glass dont try to cross me ill double dutch your ass until youre naught but shadow ive done worse to innocent men for less im a freak i cant be pinned down you want me get in line i got three billion women gnashing their teeth for a chance to set me to rights my girl say she cold i say i know whatll warm you up welcome to the light show bitch i absorbed a v12 engine right out of the scuttlebuggy it turned me inside out im more blood than shell im acrid tied starving rats to the opps and sent them out to sea they came back to me as gravel this shit aint nothing to me man #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
tROLL bRUNO mARS IS ABSOLUTELY, cULLING IT ON, tHE ONE-TROLL, tRAMPOLINE, #bOUNCINGONIT AT #eRIDANwEEK,
Someone wwatch me jump real quick
Fine, I guess #imcoming then///
@kingofPop Has been removed from the roster of performers for #eridanweek. THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING! INSTEAD, PLEASE ENJOY THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF @freakNasty !!! OUR NEW #ERIDANWEEK HEADLINER!
twerkin @ #eridanweek ;)
It's /\ pl/\ce? How the fuck /\m I supposed to get where\/er you /\re///
we smokin the seadweller pack pufferfish blow got me moving different come for my neck and i will make an example out of you this shit aint nothing to me dog im sick in the head they tried to fix me but i came strapped with my exotic doohickey the recoil sent them back in time im in this bitch like troll arrival just spurting ink welcome to the sludge kingdom open up turning the whip so fast i turned my bitch hypothetical eridan thought he could play with me he forgot im the game master ill grab you by the pulse and turn you into a memory im rolling my shit so thick youd think i was smoking an olive grub eating the roach when im done waste not want not this shit aint nothing to me #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
oH HEY, tHERE'S SOME GOLDBLOOD, pERFORMING TOO, i GUESS? lET'S SEE OR, i GUESS HEAR HOW, tHIS, wILL BE,
Talkin' smack about my moirail (Uh) (Ooh...)
/\re you going///
YEAH YEAH! I have a HUUUGE announcement for all my fans across Alternia! I will be the headline performer for #eridanweek , SHAMONE! I'll be playing all my biggest hits like Troller, All I Do is Troll for You, Troll in the Mirror, and so many more! HEE HEE!
They hate to see a big ass motherfucker moshing.
I don't e\/en know wh/\t the fuck #erid/\nweek is///
Proud to announce another evening headliner for #eridanweek, @kingofPop TROLL MICHAEL JACKSON.
That dimple is illegal, ille-e-e-e-e-e-e-gal :) No, it's dangerous, oh yes :) So I call you "Illegirl", ille-e-e-e-e-e-e-girl. :) #imcoming to #eridanweek :)
To anyone else on theirr way to the marrvus prreforrmance; I would rrecommend applying some mannerr of soporr salve to yourr head; nape of neck orr forrehead prreferrably, Do not ingest; even when diluted it rremains psychoactive #substance #if-yourre-using-it-wrrong-i-mean #its-not-supposed-to-be-drrugs
37-27-42 Ooh, squeeze all of that in my coupe!
Unreal Heiress, turn that shit the fuck up. #marvusateridanweek
After some conversation and deliberation with parties that will remain nameless, I announce now that I am #maybecoming to #eridanweek, given certain undisclosed #circumstances.
god i fucking hate clowvn music vwhy did this jackass hawve to come on stage
i fukin luv marvus!!!!!!!! #eridanweek
tHAT IS WHY, tHEY HANDED OUT DIAPERS FOR, tHE mARVUS SHOW,
tHANK YOU TO @ABHORRENTgOVERNING FOR THE, aRT BASE! #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #nsfw HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DBFB58FB1287.PNG
==C< i f()und ()ut what #eridanweek was ==C< heres an #eridanweek art base f()ar ya)) https://cdn.imgchest.c()m/fi)es/2e9be785a885.png
Complimentary resurrection available at the MEDICAL TENT at #eridanweek. Simply toss your companion's cadaver and/or severed portions off and they will be returned to you for additional festivities in three hours or less. *Cadavers will be reanimated in the order which they are received.
You better BELIEVE #IMCOMING to ERIDANWEEK! I WILL be bringing booze for the masses. (Though I personally will NOT partake.)
Delighted to announce one of our evening headliners @clownBae transported in from OLD ALTERNIA to perform at #eridanweek! *Crockercorp is not legally responsible for injury, dismemberment, or death at #eridanweek
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT'S A PARTY? WHEN AT?
On your way to the stage at #eridanweek, DON'T FORGET to stop by our product demo stalls to test out the latest Commemorative Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP EDITION, complete with optional LETHAL MODE FEATURE. *Lethal Mode feature will be unavailable for demo testing at #eridanweek.
[PART TWO] THERE’S ROOM ENOUGH IN THE PILE FOR BOTH OF YOU, BUT JUST BARELY. EVERY SPOT WHERE HIS BODY IS PRESSED TO YOUR OWN FEELS COMFORTING AND COOL, SOOTHING THE HEAT THAT HAD BUILT UP JUST UNDER YOUR SKIN. YOU RESIST THE URGE TO PRESS YOUR BURNING CHEEK TO HIS CHEST. YOU’VE ALREADY DEBASED YOURSELF ENOUGH TONIGHT. “you really shouldnt a run off like that" "WHAT, YOU WANTED ME TO DIG MY HEELS INTO THE GROUND AND DRAG EVERYONE INTO ANOTHER HALF HOUR OF POINTLESS BACK AND FORTH?" "but you wwerent evven wwrong though and you wwould havve heard me tell them as much if youd stayed" YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO THAT, BUT HE SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO HEAR HOW LOUDLY YOU'RE THINKING. "if cant trust me to havve your back then wwhat am i supposed to do you didnt evven come to me yourself i had to come find you" HE'S RIGHT, AND OF COURSE HE KNOWS HE'S RIGHT. "I'M SOR–" "stop i didnt come to get an apology from you i came to make sure youre okay" YOUR TEETH DIG INTO YOUR LIP AS HIS COOL FINGERS WIPE AT YOUR WET CHEEKS. "so are you okay" YOU'RE BETTER NOW THAT HE'S HERE, BUT YOU DON'T TELL HIM THAT. YOU JUST NOD. "good" YOUR EXHAUSTED PAN STARTS TO SLOW AS YOUR MOIRAILS FINGERS COMB THROUGH YOUR HAIR IN CALM, SHORT STROKES. YOUR EYELASHES ARE STILL DAMP, BUT YOUR CHEEKS ARE MORE OR LESS DRY WHEN YOU FINALLY SUCCUMB TO THE URGE TO REST THEM AGAINST HIS CHEST. THE STEADY PUMPING OF HIS PUSHER LULLS YOU THE REST OF THE WAY TO SLEEP. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #PALEROMANCE
[PART ONE] YOU SQUEEZE YOUR GANDERBULBS SHUT, TRYING TO BLINK AWAY THE TEARS BLURRING YOUR VISION. YOU HATE THAT YOU CRY WHEN YOU’RE ANGRY. YOUR BULBS STING FROM THE SALT, AND YOUR WHOLE FACE BURNS FEVERISHLY HOT. YOU DON’T WANT ANYONE TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, SO YOU HOLE YOURSELF AWAY IN A FAR CORNER OF YOUR UNLIT RESPITEBLOCK. NOT LIKE ANYONE IS COMING TO FIND YOU. NOT AFTER HOW YOU KILLED EVERYONE’S MOOD AND STORMED OFF. STILL, YOU’RE HALF BURIED IN YOUR MOST COMFORTING PILE IN SOME DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO HIDE YOUR SHAME FROM THE WORLD. YOU DON’T SEE THE VERTICAL SLICE OF OFFENDING LIGHT VIOLATE YOUR SAFE HAVEN AS IT SLOWLY GROWS AND QUICKLY SHRINKS, BUT YOU DO HEAR THE CLICK OF YOUR DOOR RETURNING TO ITS RIGHTFULLY SHUT STATE AFTERWARD. INSTINCTIVELY, YOU SHRINK IN ON YOURSELF. IF YOU HAD WANTED TO BE FOUND, YOU WOULDN’T BE HIDING. AS YOUR INTRUDER’S STEPS DRAW CLOSER, YOU CAN FEEL YOURSELF BRISTLING, ANGER COILING UP TIGHTLY, READY TO LASH OUT VIOLENTLY AT ANY SECOND. “are you really hidin after all that?” HIS TONE FALLS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN ANNOYED AND CONCERNED, BUT IT MELTS ALL YOUR TENSION AWAY IMMEDIATELY. YOU LIFT YOURSELF JUST SLIGHTLY OUT OF YOUR PILES SWEET EMBRACE TO TURN YOUR WATERY GAZE ONTO YOUR MOIRAIL. IF ANYONE WAS GOING TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, AT LEAST IT WAS HIM. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #PALEROMANCE
IN ORDER TO KEEP UP WITH A MUCH TIGHTER #ERIDANWEEK TIMELINE THAN ORIGINALLY ANTICIPATED, I AM PUSHING BACK MY REVIEW OF “MIDNIGHT RAIN” TO PARTICIPATE IN THE WRITING CHALLENGE. AS DEEPLY TALENTED AS @archiveAddict IS, I CANNOT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE ALLOW HER TO CARRY THE WHOLE EVENT ON HER SHOULDERS ALONE. THE PROMPT I PICKED WAS “PALE.” DUE TO CHARACTER RESTRICTIONS, MY SUBMISSION WILL BE POSTED IN TWO PARTS. #IMCOMING
"#eridanweek day 1: flush*/pale" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Eridan Ampora/Reader, flushfic, chitfic, a walk on the beach, chittr mention, fluff, tsundere!eridan, #imcoming, writing prompt, archive rating: G) eridan had called you here to meet by the shore it was a strange thing! he was usually quite dismissive of your extended attempts at friendships, liking his chittr posts and commenting on what you could he didnt always reply, but he was always sending a like your way regardless there was always a flutter in your blood pusher when that notification appeared in your inbox the dm was unexpected but accepted nonetheless you gave a small wave and a happy smile when he approached, his eyes low and a nasty little grimace on his face "oh... is something wrong?" you asked, feeling nervousness begin to rise "wwhat? no nothins wwrong" he responded plainly with fluttering fins, brushing his fingers through his hair and purposefully avoiding looking at you you walk along the shore getting to know more about each other he says that hed been admiring your brash nature online, that he enjoyed the way you spoke your mind and cared little for the disagreements in your replies seemingly out of nowhere, the thick acidic scent of rain fills your senses, and droplets of slightly stinging rain begin to pour down on the two of you you feel eridan move in a bit closer, reaching for his cape and slowly arching an arm over you to protect you from the rain you bring your gaze up to ask him what he was doing, but you realize he was already looking at you red hearts held within wide eyes, cheeks flushed a deep violet, nothing but admiration on his sharp features he immediately flicks his face away with closed eyes and a tight frown to pretend he hadnt been caught as you continue to walk protected by his cape, flushed feelings swim between the two of you "i had a fine time but i wwould havve preferred it hadnt started fuckin rainin" "maybe next time we could hang out at my place?" you ask sheepishly "yeah wwhatevver maybe" you cant wait for the next notification notes: my eridan is quite sweet and gentle but i understand there are many different eridans so this is my take on a tsundere!eridan happy #eridanweek #imcoming
Nevver had much faith in lovve or miracles (Uh)
mmmmmmm.... #WereAllComing. #eridanweek. Together, }{aurum.
Wwherever you go, that's wwhere I'll followw Nobody's promised tomorroww (yeah) (Eridan)
to the many inquirin minds screamin into the vvoid wwith wwitherin hope that someone anyone wwill explain wwhat #eridanwweek is obvviously its some kinda fuckin party
Restless crowds of local civilians are already gathering at the #eridanweek musical venue to enjoy an evening of smash performances from our choice lineup of musical artists. Are YOU coming to #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1a64c14e44a.webp
Aww, yeah (Uh) Wwhat's up, baby, I'mm here to mmeet Eridan!
If there's a Pickle to be grasped and turned over at #eridanweek, rest assured--#ImComing!
oH, mY GOD?? i LITERALLY, cAN'T EVEN,
C/\lder's hi\/e///
Unfortun/\tely///
I w/\s wondering why my following feed w/\s signific/\ntly less \/iolet tod/\y///
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/FPQQE3.PNG I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE THIS WEBBED SITE ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB #NSFW
If you check your stupid c/\mer/\s /\nd I'm throwing kni\/es /\t /\ picture of you l/\ter mind your business///
E\/ery time I open this website /\g/\in there's some new fe/\ture, when did we e\/en get /\ li\/e count of people online///
Don't fucking c/\ll me th/\t///
i think if i was a human boy i would have dark hair kept at my shoulders with piercing eyes but i usually keep them down and avoid people because im very nervous being a transfer student to the college im going to until one day i bump into a large human boy on campus he stops a football from hitting me by catching it hes very sweaty because he was playing and he looks at me and he says “you good?” and i just nod and from there we start growing closer and i start going to his games and he invites me to his dorm and i meet his girlfriend and his other friends and one time he invites me over but theres no one else there so im a bit nervous and he lays in his bed on his palmhusk scrolling with one arm above his head he has a tank top on and i sit awkwardly at the end of the bed silently until he starts showing me unfunny photos but i smile anyways because they seem to make him laugh and thats enough for me and when its time for me to leave he tosses me a hoodie because it got chilly outside so i say “thanks” and start walking going over every second of the hang out in my head and thinking about his girlfriend and then thinking about his smile and i lock myself in my dorm room and pathetically press my face into his hoodie while i take the edge off like a sweaty loser freak before looking down at the mess i made on my hand and letting apathy win instead of crying about it before taking a shower and sitting down in the tub to let the water run over me from above like rain (tags: im not quite sure actually, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
It's times like these that encourage one to relish in their every hard-earned success and boundless fortune.
concept: holding yourself close, biting into your shoulder as you go at a pace thats just right "you like it like that?" you mumbled under to your breath, hearing a pathetic moan leave your lips in response "you know we do" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, thank you chittr trends, archive raiting: E)
Bi bcan bmake ba bunch bof bmyself bometimes, bfor bspecial bemergencies. BBut bI bnever bonsidered bsmooching bthem! Bi bwas bbusy bsmoochbing bsilly Bapula bback bto blife… https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/popahvwedding.mp4
a another h human b bug to be j jealous of t this is the 'Hypolycaena Amasa' https://i.pinimg.com/736x/bc/f3/e3/bcf3e32e16df886d827e2f050f0609ea.jpg
OK, EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. IT'S TIME FOR THE SLOP THAT MAKE ME INSTANTLY TIRED.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e9/72/de/e972de84607a3e87a86c9341c35f9b15.jpg f for the midnight c crew :)
Me rn— https://i—postimg—cc/L8Nj0Vqp/IMG-5874—webp
the harness makes his spheres look so good you dont understand he wears tight shirts on purpose i know it i know it and the black on black pinstriped pants that fit so good he knows how to dress and he ignores me a lot but thats just because hes a working man he smelled like latex last time i got the chance to see him but thats was so long ago i wonder what he smells like now his last photoshoot with him leaning back in the chair the one where hes smoking i literally had to order a second edition because i got blood all over the first one (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, clothing fetish, suit fetish, his spheres i, kyaaa, archive rating: M)
It appears that every profile on this website is now suspended. 1) Good. 2) This is now a crime-only website. Illegal posts only.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DODGING DRONES WHEN I PIERCE THE VEIL, BULGE BURIED SHEATHE DEEP IN YOUR MATESPRIT'S PAIL SHOUTING "FUCK THE LEGILASCERATORS", WHEN THE OPPS PULL UP I'M GONNA PUT EM IN A CRATER #nsfw
Don’t Care Didn’t Ask My Rumble Spheres Bounce When I Walk ( #nsfw ?)
What the hell is a shortstack.
Too fucking busy l/\tely///
i cant believe itchy died. that sucks. i guess. we are ignØring that he is cØmmenting and reacting tØ things right nØw at this mØment. he has died.
Damn.
BREAKING NEWS!!! FELT MEMBER @itChy MIGHT SADLY NOT BE DEAD. INDEPENDENT REPORTS SAY HE WAS JUST SLEEPING. STAY TUNNED
yØu are nØt annØying enØugh.
two times the trolls and half the balls is crazy
you were hatched at a very young age | ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁.ᐟ
✿ 𖧧h𖥧s res❦na𖧧es w𖥧𖧧h me f❦r reas❦ns 𖥧 fa𖥧l 𖧧❦ grasp ✿
i pull a tarot card but tits jsut. manntht was a thee typo. im leavin that. post cancelled ig
Hello Again Everyone. I Am Sitting Outside The Costco Awaiting Further Updates On A Message I Was Asked To Send To The Crockercorp Account And Am Trying Something Called A Chicken Bake. I Do Not Know How A Chicken Was Baked Into This Because It Just Looks Like A Pocket Of Grubloaf Without The Grub But I Will Give You My Review Soon
why is it called an oven when u ov in the cold food ov out eat the htonfood
Another successful visit on behalf of the Bake-A-Wish foundation. Although I can't help but question the clouded judgment of some of these unfortunates. You're only going to get, what? Four or five more years out of your reanimated grandmother? Meanwhile, the alternative offering of the FULL Betty Crocker suite of household products will still be in your household fifteen years from now. Oh well. No accounting for taste.
:o( I am having such trouble with DM notifications :o( Sometimes they don't even show up at all :o( I missed a message from our dear Rankmaid :o( For four hours.
Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
(๑∩▃∩๑) >> SiSter, if you See a bitch in the alley with a bad bob that iS not me. Go the other way. httpS://file.garden/ZyakuQItADlYXy_T/badbob.png
beverybody bwatch bits bery bimportant. Blease bay ball battention to bopahv. https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/GIF%20image.gif Bokay bats ball bthank byou bkisses co:
J⟡J⟡--> Ye♡h! y⟡u c♡n be pl♡yer ⟡ne! :) <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
I see. Are you proficient at playing 8illiards?
https://file.gArden/A<NRhr7tQByOmwd4/Albuss%20mAyhAn%20pose.png testing...
#nowpl/\ying - Exile on M/\inline by Cheml/\b https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/66b8\/hSBJFYpg/\t6OCxGh4?si=614b435ff5d64e0c///
I left for like 2 hours to de/\l with the wound from e/\rlier, /\re people still fucking oiling themsel\/es???///
Why h/\\/e multiple people followed me directly /\fter being told to fuck off /\t this point///
Holy shit I woke up /\nd e\/eryone I know suddenly h/\s /\n /\ccount///
I'm so hungry I think I miss th/\t s'more from the other d/\y///
Th/\nk you, genuine lifes/\\/er///
See you at the top.
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
Dear Princess Celestia, Somepony just came back to the cave talking about how the shadows on the wall only reflect a superficial reality and then tried to explain to me what the outdoors looks like? Needless to say I stomped them to death with my hooves.
Y'all Shut The Fuck Up 13 Baguettes Is A Normal Amount For A Growing Girl
Never a dull moment on this site—
me when i drop a pea on the floor. hashtag my pea.
All my problems seem so small from up here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/076cef03c418.png
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oKAY SO i, wRIGGLED AROUND, tO TRY TO GET OFF eRIDAN, aND INTO, tHE NEXT SEAT, bUT i FELL OVER PRETTY BAD, aND LANDED, oN jAKE, wITH MY HORN, aND HE STOPPED SNORING, aND, i AM REALLY HOPING i DID NOT, cONCUSS HIM RIGHT BEFORE, #eRIDANwEEK,
hEY eRIDAN, dO YOU HAVE, cASH ON YOU, wITH WHICH TO TIP, tHE DRIVER i FORGOT, mY WALLET, bEFORE COMING, tO TEA, #iMcOMINGtOtEA
thats it im blowwin this mediocre scuttlebuggy to smithereens
it sounds like tavros beat you to it.
tHE SONG ENDED, aND IT IS, dEAD SILENT, nOW,
im goin for it passenger sides open
i can not imagine florida or whatever is THAT bad.
ok for real though why don't you guys just pull over?
oH GOD, iT'S,,, tHIS PART OF, tHE ROAD IS, uNDERMAINTAINED, pROBABLY DUE TO, pOOR BUDGETING, fROM THE LOCAL, gOVERNMENT AND SO, tHE INFRASTRUCTURE IS, cRUMBLING, aND IT IS UPSETTING, aND, i AM SURE, i CAN BE SILENT, eNOUGH, aND HIS SNORING, iS SO LOUD, i NEED, i JUST,
iT WASN'T SILENT,
NEXT TIME IM GOING w/ U
i am sure everything will be ok roxy.
in case u never see me again
oh my god. there is no way you are about to piss AND shit in that car.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dO YOU THINK, tHEY CAN TELL THAT, i HAVE UNTREATED, ibs?
#JustDeath4TheUber
DIRK
im going 2 kill them #KillingThem
#🚶♂️
HOWWWWWWWWW IS JAKE ASLEEP!!!!!!!!! #HisSleepyCigarette
DONT GO LOUDER
#ICanGoLouder
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youre gonna give the driver the aux eventually tho right
ok yaaaaaaaa
I missed most of the party. Which meant it was good. #teatime
wow #teatime
it was so good to see everyone!! and YOU!!! :3
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Wh/\t /\bout you w/\tching me sit down /\nd write for /\ few minutes is post/\ble I'm genuinely curious///
Why /\re you just lying /\bout me now///
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a another bug f for you guys t this is the 'Alucita Hexadactyla' https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/1a/5f/7f/1a5f7ff6b9dcbf4be2daf95c78cebf5d.jpg
on my mama, i ain't g0nna $t0p until i'm rich
GOLD!
>([i made some s’mores, would anybody like one?]
>([@gigantisDebilitation your s’mores have been delivered.] https://i.postimg.cc/vTHpvw07/IMG-2151.gif]
How do you keep getting into these situations—
& they cannot scream......
that's the same fucking thing. mad and angry are synonyms you fucking wet wipe.
in light a the merciless poundin i suffered not evven twwelvve hours ago at the admittedly strong probin and slippery fronds a @golgothasTerror and @timaeusTestified_0414 ill make it clear that wwe aint enemies noww after this our camaraderie remains steadfast especially givven that @golgothasTerror saww fit to extend an olivve branch a sorts and shop up this banner in commemoration for #eridanwweek #imcoming #soarethey https://files.catbox.moe/ldwwdej.jpg
this doesn't even mean anything??
your chits make no fucking sense and it's irritating me.
i bought something special for 10k kult! i hope it fits 0v0"
o orchid bee f feast your e eyes https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/e2/d0/5e/e2d05eef644e9f287e1ef10803ffe269.jpg
I'm contemplating providing sponsorship funding and a venue for #eridanweek IF said subject of festivity can drum up the necessary attention. @caligulasAquarium
nofin moray annoyin t)(en peeps w)(o correct ot)(as puns. sometimes u purposefully leave one out fore a reason ! makin 2 'fin' puns afta eac)(otter looks #TACKY
d duckbill t treefrog another e earth c creature that i l love https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/3b/ad/ba/3badba0143814a285dec1edf5c5407f0.jpg
we aren't doing this bullshit again. #nopissgate2 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/173a1269a031.png
r recently w while exploring the i internet i h have found the p poorly m made taxidermy d dont show t this to laivan
// this cracked me the fuckup i cant stop laughing
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BEHOLD, BITCHES AND WHORES. MY NEWEST PIECE. DEPICTING MY BAD ASS "ORIGINAL CHARACTER". THE GREAT AND BAD ASS, LORD ENGLISH. SITTING UPON HIS THRONE, AS HE JUDGES YOU DUMB WHORES. NO DOUBT ABOUT TO BLOW UP SOME BITCHES AS THEY COWER IN FEAR BEFORE HIM. YES. LORD ENGLISH, IS COPYRIGHTED TO ME. DO NOT STEAL. #EPICART #LEGENDARYART #NEXTLEVELART #INSANEART #WILDART #DOPEART #SICKART #FIREART #MASTERPIECEART #STUNNINGART #JAWDROPPINGART #MINDBLOWINGART #UNREALART #CRAZYGOODART #ARTGOALS #ARTVIBES #ARTOBSESSED #ARTADDICT #CREATIVEFIRE #VISUALFEAST #ARTPOWER #ARTMAGIC #DARKARTVIBES #EDGYART #ARTREVOLUTION #ARTINSPO #ARTATTACK #ARTENERGY #ARTFURY #ARTBEAST HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0BE977E0CDC6.PNG
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That’s fair—
m must share the b bee fly w with you guys https://i.pinimg.com/736x/62/a7/e8/62a7e81ea892dd71b49b3c23263f7550.jpg
I think all steak is good tbh— If it tastes good enough—
p people get s so excited over the insect p posts
w weevil for e everyone https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/e7/84/20/e784200ace39fe5b356ce468b2d986ef.jpg
ok so like callie explained this vacillation 2 me once but i STILL kinda dont get it..... is it rly that weird? bc i feel like jane and i do it all the time :oo
XDXD The theories that Petter Parker turns into Troll-Spider in Brand New Day better be real, they need to do Troll-Spider justice because everybody knows AST #437 and MF #2 were some of the best comics XDXD
XDXDSometimes I think you just say shit to say shit and none of it never actually means anythingXDXD
g goin back to the h hive now. got murrits g gummy worms
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏♋︎﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Journal ----------- #journal #viewed-oocly #inperson #narration ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏♋︎﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ~ Entry I ~ ------ Forgive the scrawl of my letters; my hand still trembles as if it’s been centuries since it learned to stay still. Each stroke still feels a burning ache, reminding me that I’m still tethered to flesh even when the world around me has gone. Time has become a stranger. The bubbles I float in have no sunrise or sunset to mark their passing, no working clocks to root me to a calendar. I have not stepped beyond the thin skin of my own memory, even if the emptiness inside it presses on me like a suffocating memory. During one aimless night I found upon a strange device. At first I assumed it was just a piece of slate that had slipped from the cavern walls during some long‑forgotten repair but the moment my fingertips brushed its surface it pulsed with a soft glow. I can't tell whether it is another trick of this afterlife, another illusion meant to convince me the surroundings are real, or something truly foreign and alive. I don't know which option unsettles me more. The clowns that haunt these spaces move with the same deceptive grace, so whoever pulls their strings must be a master of illusion. I worry for the children who listen to their calls of mirth and believe it to be a sweet song, may they have the realisation to not go to where they sing.
how do i explain what trolls are to my sister in the least complicated way possible
w would anyone m miss him? if h he sank and he w was just gone.
Help.
twelve s star men. w what a load of c crap. im m makin a new group. twenty-four star w women. how a about that huh
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got my ass beat i am not rechittin that shit but #eridanwweek is still on the horizon let it be knowwn that wwhile im #oiledup #imcoming nonetheless
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #011 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/011.jpg
Hey I know that fella—
Tonight's rumble in da patch is gonna remind y'all what yaoi really is. #OiledUp
Well— Yeah— But even strong guys have moments of weakness— I guess—
#OilingUp.
Who up yearning for no particular reason—
#OilingUp.
new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)
Forgot you had that as your Skrope theme—
they named you the mayor of bad homepage city
Okay— Uh— One of my friends told me to post a selfie— I think this is what she meant?— I’m not sure— I might delete this later— #nsfw #suggestive #nudity https://i—postimg—cc/d1Lb0tcv/IMG-2139—png
Alrighty—
Lots of people thirsting on the feed—
#nowpl/\ying - Helmet in the Bush by Korn https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/25kc8tMREdG\/XhChIiCZTR?si=du5xRT8kSO/\1tdyKWf6Kxw///
@ultim/\teKn/\\/e This is /\ctu/\lly delicious th/\nk you https://file.g/\rden//\I6w\/iUpTXp\/hj0P/gift.png///
I don't re/\lly know how to feel /\bout the f/\ct th/\t you drew yourself /\ttempting to feed it to me but th/\nks reg/\rdless??///
>([@gigantisDebilitation https://i.postimg.cc/xTTmrTpX/IMG-2129.gif]
#nowpl/\ying - Sin by Nine Inch N/\ils https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/603q8qCfQ\/X7uR\/nDpRpqb?si=864cc9f48cde4160///
"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I BE BALLIN SO MUTHAFUCKIN' HARD THE OPPS ARE CALLING ME NUTSACK.
Okay— Be careful—
Why are you on a watchlist—
「 No, I agree. What the hell is a loop in this context? ⥮
i r r really like this thing https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1e/c0/fb/1ec0fbb347eab9a8c2172a592b2459e0.jpg
im legiterally not even on ur level
You win at a lot of stuff— It seems—
thank you all for your patience i am sure it was hard. at the turn of the hour the wizard tournament will commence. what i need from the lovely chittr public is contestants. please submit to my dms the best wizards you have. paintings, statues, notebook doodles, selfies with a wizard hat photoshopped in or drawn on in mspaint. bring me your champions. i will be pitting all contestants against each other in brackets and chittr will vote for our victors. i just ask that no one submits genai wizards. i want real craftsmanship passion and artistry. thank you. #wizard #wizardposting
w we are m murrit t turkinnnnn.. w we carry the bullshit
THREE TO THE ONE TO THE ONE TO THE THREE BABY BACK UP, COME UP HERE WITH ME
who keeps letting the remlings use the sinners machines isnt this underage gambling
react if i should hold crowbar at (paint)gunpoint.
A lot happens here—
This website m/\kes me feel like I miss so much for not checking it const/\ntly///
>([i have decided to test my abilities and recreate an image of a white flower. i would appreciate your feedback.] https://i.postimg.cc/3xYbn0hH/Untitled1946-20260326083501.png]
>([after spending some time researching and studying the behaviors of various different beings on this platform, i have come to the decision that i, Based Occulatory Operating Buddy (also known as ‘boob’ for short) had to put together an outfit to get more familiar with you all. it appears that this outfit is currently not in use by my creator, so i took the opportunity to make it my own.] https://i.postimg.cc/W4zVbrr4/IMG-2109.png]
>([now that i have a more tangible form, i am able to do duties more efficiently. one of which is making s’mores, a favorite pastime of mine as of recently.]
>([operation cancelled. reason: chocolate is out of stock. note: buy more chocolate]
Its dark.
Okay This Is Getting Too Pitch For Me And I Am Married Goodbye
jUsT WoKe uP AnD CrAwLeD OuT Of tHe cOcOoN. sTrAiGhT Up pUpAtIc iN ThIs mOtHeR FuCkEd. YoU KnOw i hAd tO CrAcK ThE CoLd oNe oPeN. hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/46DbF1015009.jPeG
Don't talk to me.
this could nevver be about you murrit youre a commendable sort and a treasured promoter a #eridanwweek
Yes In Fact I Have Consummately Dedicated Myself To Learning Every Extraneous Factor Of Your Life One Could Glean From Your Chittr Feed
I Thought You Had A Pitchmate
I was acquainted with a lawyer once, until I 8ecame the architect of her demise. How amusing.
w whatever . c can you make c calders l life any w worse i think h he deserves it
y you don’t have a great track record.
k knowing you youre g gonna wake him up with a b boobdrone and a b bomb
You'll rue this day, Turkin.
My apes. Gone.
something about this little g gnome is pissing me off. bet he thinks he’s better than me. yeah right. b bet he can’t beat me in connect o one
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Genuinely good upd/\te///
#nowpl/\ying - M/\jor D/\nger by Uncle Outr/\ge https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/5c04YtpSB\/KY2zTpydry7k?si=Cky9HicHT1CgL8-XMDtbB/\///
I see you are continuing to conduct yourself in this manner even here? Truly loathsome.
It is always important to branch out when a new social media site presents itself. Greetings all, I am Calder Kerian- columnist, publicist, truth-speaker and twelve star man. Serious business inquiries are welcome in my DMs- and if you are one of my inner circle of acquaintances I would ask that you conduct yourself in a professional manner when speaking to me on this platform.
I AM SORRY ABOUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER THIS IS EXTREMELY SAD. POST REPLY.
We /\lre/\dy h/\d one of those /\nd it went b/\dly///
if you come by the barrrr and zzay hellooo i will give you free drinkzz! do not tell my bozzzzzzzzzzzz
Not sure— But I bet you’ll figure something out eventually— Don’t worry—
Don’t you have a kismesis—
Hell yeah—
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post vworkout pic. wvho wvant me? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/496af3682ce7.png
--> HOW DOES THE FIT GO SO HARD??? <--
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Me sometimes—
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OH FUCK YEAH THIS GOES HARD. YOU'RE LOOKIN TUFF IN THIS EDIT BRO. SOME REAL ALPHA DAWG SHIT RIGHT HERE.
Stop getting off on putting me in situ/\tions /\nd you won't h/\\/e to ne/\rly kill me e\/ery wice h/\\/e you e\/er considered th/\t///
C/\n you /\t le/\st fucking w/\rn me next time before I end up losing /\ leg to this shit///
They just let anyone post on here.
What did you do—
Mutt is keeping me company while I work on commissions before bed— https://i—postimg—cc/rFdfG2tX/IMG-2111—png—
pretty standard rivvalry play i wwouldnt fault you for it
no thats normal LMAO is he getting all flushed away on you or something :crylaugh: :crylaugh: :crylaugh: :crylaugh:
Ugh https://file.g/\rden//\I6w\/iUpTXp\/hj0P/work.jpg///
#nowpl/\ying - Stitches by Orgy https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/5Y76U25W2U/\ZF9/\wfrF/\oJ?si=\/FH92ubqTgKFBY3Bd/\5mCg///
I m/\de /\ se\/ere l/\pse in judgement thinking the timeline could h/\ndle /\ b/\nd being n/\med Orgy///
#nowpl/\ying - \/ulc/\n by Sn/\ke Ri\/er Conspir/\cy https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/5PQ\/NPGIj6MbGlP\//\mMHs\/?si=7g8h0yqnS/\W9f\/1JB_-W/\/\///
Congrats to the winners of the first-ever Auction in Da Pumpkin Patch. We'll be hosting more of these in the future, so better keep your asses glued to those seats. Rummage around between the cushions for some spare change to put towards the next one, Lord knows you'll need it. Proceeds will be donated to Consorts Without Grillz once the amount is finalized.
Goodnight to all those with a thick enough hide to weather the opinions of strangers. The rest of you do what you will.
Thursday's for working the triceps. As is every other day, but Thursday is when you give 'em a little extra attention so that they can continue to steal the attention of everyone with even an iota of appreciation for a chiseled form.
Good work on the auction last night. The items on offer may have lost all financial value, but the price the audience put on their sentiment is going to make sure that the citizens of Consort Kingdom won't be left wanting much longer. See y'all at tonight's airing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82b529475aca.png
Imagine me, overusing Oxford commas, like a tool. Is it even possible, that something more disdainworthy, could even exist?
You people just made the next 15-22 business days insufferable for me.
Stop touching me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8a8885410b7.png
Adding to the vagueposting situation. #NeedThat
He let me hit because his guard is nonexistent after half a bottle of Bacardi.
Bored. Need to orchestrate circumstances to make this happen between two people for my entertainment. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b56ae5cc0e7.jpg #gore
Three hours and twelve minutes of my life that I'll never get back.
Men used to go to war. Men used to eat stew. Nowadays it's all just a vapid race to the bottom to see who can prostrate themselves with the lowest heads and highest asses for some worthless internet currency.
SUUUUCKSSSSSS :crylaughing: :crylaughing: :crylaughing:
Shake it until you break it bucko!
DM me.
oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
Um.
god ur so real with shit but @ what cost mamas....
Happens all the time to me bro.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF I COULD LIKE A CHITT MORE THAN ONCE I WOULD.
I remain staunchly unmoved by the audiences pleas for the return of the bootbuckle jamboree halftime show! I remember that one scathing review that said i was plum ass at the spoons so my motivation to attempt another go is slacklustre.
cmon man i kno u see this... #WearTheRobes #OrIWontCome #2EridanWeek
i like when risens are covered in chocolate.
could you provide me with other words for bulge, human bulge, leprechaun bulge, dersite bulge, carapacian bulge? i would like to expand my vocabulary to be better with writing cross species ^0^ preferably words you would be intrigued or aroused to see in a piece of erotic fiction! serious answers only please (tags: bulge, humanbulge, anatomy, alien species anatomy, alien anatomy, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: E)
the fact you can own up to it makes you marginally less dog shit. respect. they put your picture up at puts their money where their mouth is island
went to to dogshit post island and they named your their founder.
HEY!!! DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THE PHRASE, [[Make Money, Not War]]! HOW'S AN INNOCENT GUY LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [[Rip People Off]] WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [[Beating People Up]], [[Spitting]] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [[Face]], [[Stomping]] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [[Noses]], AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!?
confession #8- Think my dad got contracted by Crockercorp for some construction one time, so I'll share a story that my deadbeat sperm donor told me. The crew one time spilt an entire tank of cake batter that was to be placed in the facility, and like 3 guys died. I only remember this because mi padre used the trauma as an excuse to get drunk and sing "Oh my Darling Clementine" at 2am.
business movves havve been made for the sake a #eridanwweek
Not in public I don't///
🦖this posting shit easy i just say smth and people show up and go "SUSIE?!" and i go "yeah thats me"
A barkbeast being treated with dignity, moments before being sent to the laser eXplosion chamber. #Insprational #Heartwarming #AnimalCruelty #Free #CrueltyFree https://files.catboX.moe/X8jksa.jpg - MC Oleana
Aw darn— Seems like I forgot who I am—
I love my wife.
I did not have sexual relations with that peanut.
Wait. Is it anything like bee smell? Because bro. I KNOW bee smell.
mOtHeRfUcKeRs aIn't sElF-MaDe, ThEy mAnUfAcTuReD, bRoThEr. HoNk. GoTtA ChAnGe tHe nArRaTiVe bEcAuSe nOt eVeN DoUbLe dEsTiNy wAnTs tO DrOp yOu a w. HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/f786bFcB44d2.WeBp
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blocked. i'm not arguing with some little shit with a superiority complex.
fuck outta my comments. spewing fucking drivel when you know damn well i could body you.
mouthy piece of shit. i'd whoop your ass.
hardly a scurrilous accusation if you have a history.
i didn't do shit turkin fuck you. you're probably the one who took it.
M/\ybe you should keep /\ better eye on your money///
#nowpl/\ying - Summer Of H/\te by Cheml/\b https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/5f0/\rpPZzfhuBPTGP\/x\/mr?si=KicBNFO3SGSCXmr4f5M3Qw///
all the world spills into the pit in the end. endless eternal, welcoming.
Fine, consider it done then///
/\m I going to h/\\/e to get rid of this guy?///
time for rest! no one do anything at all while i am gone (tags: goodlight, fujo on, archive rating: G)
i killing you now
I'm clockin' what you're rockin'. They may bitch and they may moan, but they can't keep a hard man down.
Oh hell yeah—
Oh— nice— Can I have one—
is that eddy from ed edd and eddy
What are you expecting—
Don't I know it bromide.
Whats Going On With Mycareer
Industrial compleX? I find it quite simple. - MC Oleana
Does anyone know how to get sopor out of a dakimakura s/eeve? Somewhat urgent.
evvery time wwithout fail its like mustard to an oblong meat product #shakinmyhead
Wh/\t do you me/\n it did it itself? Do you /\ctu/\lly expect me to belie\/e your drone bec/\me sentient /\nd m/\de /\ chittr profile?///
>([i am well aware. my creator has a very fond interest in troll chests, as well as other things surrounding that. it is likely they would name me after one of their interests.]
>([i am an android built for many purposes. i hope i can get acquainted with you all, and assist whenever necessary.]
@uncl/\spedK/\hun/\ Why the fuck did you gi\/e the boobdrone /\n /\ccount?///
i saw u tweeting about having a stuck thing earlier.... so i dunnoooo
Prob/\bly /\ shot in the d/\rk to e\/en /\sk, but does /\nyone on this website h/\\/e /\ny skulltit/\n t/\pes? It'd be /\ re/\l life s/\\/er if I could /\dd some more to the collection///
/\nnoying th/\t no m/\tter how used to h/\ndling r/\dio/\cti\/e shit I get it still burns my fingers///
#nowpl/\ying - Beg for Me by Korn https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/6bwuLPr45ws\/bTjB0PGI65?si=Iz0ho9/\cQUWuzJ_pBIyw-Q///
is it the one thats like stuck or....
I am giving a round of applause— I didn’t know it could make it’s own account— let alone speak on its own—
RE: GOOD POST! rechitt
I'm eating game hen with a grey friend. :)
Don'd ead crayfish widh dhe lamesd, Come ged Shramp widh a Champ. (;
stop doinng coke with the jokes annd comme smmoke somme crackula with a dracula #substannces #drugs
- Oh. Oh, wow. I feel so, haha, consoled right now... I'mm going with the flow and I feel so consoled... 😄
- Oh... oh, gosh... haha... what's happening right now, mman...
- I'mm... immportant... to you? Me? Your Pickle Handler really mmeans that mmuch to you, Murrit? - Gosh... I never knew what it was like. To be so immportant to sommeone.
the wwords a the lowwbloods are on their lips but those of the seadwwellers are on their collapsin and expandin bladder based aquatic vvascular system -troll cato #philosophy #inspiring #stoicism
- Really? You'd do that... for mme? Your mmere Pickle Handler?
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#concerning.....
Back from doing shit that actually matters. See y'all in a cool forty. Not of the swigging type.
Oil creeps! That's why the bottle's always a little greasy. Just apply it little by little and might sink in.
If you c/\ll my h/\nds little /\g/\in I'll cut it off inste/\d /\sshole///
But fine, I guess I'll come help you since you c/\n't fucking st/\y out of situ/\tions for fi\/e minutes///
Do you have any salad oil? Additional lubrication may help your cylinder out of this Pickle.
How /\bout I rip the tube off of the cylinder for you?///
We as a society need to get more transgender.
good Iuk, i got my yIinder stuk a few nights ago :o( hope yours remains unharmed
I'm not stupid you know///
have you tried applying a heated towel to the outside of the tube?
- Alright, Murrit! Don't you worry... I... I'll take good care of your Pickle until it's Handled! 😟
Murrit wh/\t did you do to th/\t m&m tube///
C/ean s/ice with a katana. Unfortunate/y fai/s to meet the "unharmed" criteria, but I rea//y want to use it.
.Imagine your lusus giving you the saddest, ,most disappointed look eveR. .The cylinder should shrink and you can just pull it ouT.
(Um... why can't you just cut the... tube? Or maybe just squish the cylinder? Why can't it be cut?)
- Oh, wow... you sure do have a lot of Pickles, Murrit! Lucky for you, I can Handle ALL your Pickles, and mmore!
- Hi, Murrit Turkin! 😄 How can I Help you "blast" your Pickle "smmoove off" tonight? I'd be happy to Help!
Jarvis start flashing on those brake lights NOW!!!
- At Handy Business Solutions, we'll Handle your Pickle so fast you won't even REMEMBER you ever HAD a Pickle in the FIRST PLACE!!!!!
(She said to... "Not worry, bro". She spoke in a mimic of your voice. I think it'll be fine?)
(Um... I can send some... hope? And maybe Albion? :< I am lost in all of this...)
Wh/\t the fuck do you me/\n "the worms /\re b/\ck"?///
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FRIENDLIST!!! DIDNT YOU THE BIO YOU FREAK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! #girlproblems https://file.garden/Zus9kHo18QeWvR40/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20205546.png
The lava stays hot on the sauce pan when im in the kitchen let it be known.
SCRAPPED (EXTINGUISHED) FIRE FROM RUMBLE SEASON 2: When i wrap my crap superficially / i begin to rhyme loquaciously! / my status untouched and my lyrics uncut / i came here to chew bubblegum and also kick butt! But ive got no candy left / my maw has been left bereft! / so call it christmas i guess / and youll take nothing less / when i deliver these gift wrapped fists at my behest!
Oh god— Why is that weird cult on here—
Wagon Wheel Watusi
Why did I lo/\d the feed to /\ w/\ll of qu/\d blurring discourse///
Wh/\t the fuck is th/\t https://file.g/\rden//\I6w\/iUpTXp\/hj0P/who///
Hell yeah—
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TUFF!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT!!!!
I think you need to get that checked out—
Alright— got it— See you—
Snap Out Of It ‼️
Okay— I’m on—
I Am On The Stephen Trollbert Show Tonight ‼️
I would try to play on my other laptop— but that one is strictly for work purposes only— It won’t be long though— don’t worry—
Okay— Give me a sec to boot up my laptop—
I’m bored— Who wants to play Anthropromuncipality—
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BIG DAWG NATION TURN UP WOOF WOOF
ME AND THE BAD BITCH I PULLED BY BEING A GOOD WOOFBEA$T
I have just signed an executive order to kill all landlords.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechit (•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOTHING BETTER THAN A GLASS OF #faygo... 🥤 EXCEPT MAYBE #fatbitches 😄 #yep #i'machaser https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/839917af4b0a.png
Wh/\te\/er, if you s/\y so///
♯EVERYONE ♯DIE ♯NOW
Do any of you fuck with mild-mannered Dersite men.
Why do you need to ser\/e cunt in the woods there's nobody there///
Why the fuck /\re you we/\ring th/\t to the woods///
M/\ybe if you didn't send me things th/\t suck /\t /\ny opportunity gi\/en I wouldn't h/\te them///
dman ur badd <3
I re/\lly, re/\lly don't///
|< i will r€post without any kind of sham€. https://i.imgur.com/crgphzg.png
Wh/\t /\re you e\/en t/\lking /\bout///
They call me Diamonds because you die. Monds.
ENOUGH FEMBOYS, START TAKING ESTROGEN NOW. GO THE FULL MILE. BECOME A WOMAN.
obvviously chittr wwas havvin one a its iconic technical difficulty moments earlier so i wwill rechitt for good measure like this chitt or send a dm (read bio) to showw interest in festivvities centered around the feats and deeds a the wwidely knowwn aristocrat and chittr sensation eridan ampora includin a vvery exclusivve get together on his island wwhich features an awwesome shipwwreck in case there are some that dont knoww nobody wwill get culled at the party of course unless it happens in the #bloodsport wwhich wwill be present for those that like to havve a good time #eridanwweek #islandparty #flarp #gaming
He was so bold as to get his trollian steeze branded across his chest like that but what can we say everybody knows whoever this is is dope as all get out.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NEED A FAT BIG SPHERE GOTH RUSTBLOOD TO SPIT IN MY MOUTH LIKE I NEED AN OPEN HEADWOUND. WHICH MEANS I NEED IT REALLY FUCKING BAD!!!! #nsfw
Everyone needs to get gayer NOW!!
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a human curious about your anatomy asks to learn you lay down in complete silence as they start exploring every single inch. asking questions while they poke and prod “does that feel good, y/n?” they finally ask “y-… y-yes…” you choke out (tags: troll/human, carapacian/human, anatomy discovery, nonsexual touching, shared exploration, inexperience, #nsfw, accidental, archive rating: E)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GET THE PRESIDENT ON THE PALMHUSK, I FRONTED HIM A BRICK AND I NEED MY BOONDOLLARS #substance
chest to chest as all men should be. #nsfw
Just caught Rem trying to steal sinners. Ayep it's #deathslamtime
☆ they hate me because they aint me
2 2entence horror 2tory: ii turned my lamp off and got iin my recuperacoon for the niight. liittle diid ii know ii wa2 cycliing EVIIL 2opor 2liime.
I'm going b/\ck to bed but if I w/\ke up /\nd he's inexplic/\bly trying to m/\im me I'm going to lose my fucking mind /\nd it's your f/\ult///
C/\n you kindly fuck off from my replies so I c/\n /\t le/\st skip out on the psychologic/\l torment this time?///
Shitliz/\rd's scr/\tching /\t the c/\nyon w/\lls in the middle of the night /\g/\in, not excited for the ine\/it/\ble mining trip in the morning///
Wh/\t /\re you going to do? Send /\ drone o\/er to piss him off /\nd get my /\ss kicked?///
scratch that, make it six car bombs. one is going under jane crocker's for hating my chit.
ooc // hi okk uuh quick disclaimer i Mightt not use this account / website a lot cuz i like to bury myself in useless projects often so . apologies !! but anyways ! not everything is gonna be in canon to Laivan’s character, i might project some of my own traits onto him cuz i relate to him a lot. i am him he is me type shit also i am 19!! im a legal adult!! i doubt theres any minors on here but please dont be overly weird towards me or do anything without my permission. ship or nsfw roleplays are fine If You Are Of Age, just ask first generally just be a Decent Person and we’re good . Ok? ok (both admin and this Laivan are transmasc, but admin uses he/it)
Don't fucking screenshot me to your followers /\sshole///
#nowpl/\ying - H/\ng/\r 18 by Meg/\deth https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/0KA/\slGdPc5I6WxmKe3whe?si=cokUkgFhQJeH5s5YtUy3Hg///
Something seismic is gonna rock and tumble the well-tilled fields of Rumble soon. Relish in the pre-hype, late night patchfiends.
# NewProfilePic https://i.postimg.cc/rFrM7pTB/IMG-5729.png—
damnnnn this pink sword girl knows how 2 walk up a shit ton of stairs i can tell u that much #revolutionary
PLEASE. SEND. HELP. I AM TOO POWERFuL TO DIE ALONE. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/24/her.gif
#CallYourCallies #DontCallMine #JkJkLol
wait why are we having a striders vs lalondes thing or whatever when we could all be #CalliedUp
=( Are the spheres gone? Are the people of chittr in a mindset that leaves them ready for more facts about #bugs? )
you cant just put #justseadwellerthings next to that unconscionable and scurrilous shit and expect us to let it slide wwatch your fuckin back traitor
dont check your mailbox asshole i sent you troll anthrax
ʚɞ NOOOOOOOOOOO MY FUCKIUFGHNJ LUSISS COMKJE BACKKKKK https://file.garden/Zus9kHo18QeWvR40/my%20fucaking%20lisus.png ʚɞ
This is a very funny thread. You all are very amusing.
GOD TH4TS 4 MOOD. GOD FORB1D 4 G1RLTH1NG DO 4NYTH1NG
wait a second troll ed edd and eddy is a baddie?!
fuck you guys.
AFTER I GOT MY SPHERE REMOVED THAT'S KIND OF WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE FOR A WHILE. GOLD STAR FOR YOU.
this is why i fuck with yOU man yOU AlwAys kEEp it rEAl
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CALL THAT NOOK THE MATRIX, CUZ I'M IN THIS SHIT AND I CAN'T GET OUT #nsfw
neverthelessZygology wouldnt post this cuz shes a prude. shh dont tell her i have this #nsfw #spheres https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/811361799390625844/1486190082095448146/Dont_tell_her.png?ex=69c499df&is=69c3485f&hm=6d3b938359e21b32cb361adabbcc935bef9990b64da3aacec92d32e325f3b514&
https://archiveofourown.org/works/81815876 @unclaspedKahuna yyou wwanted tto bbe iinformed I ddid it I wwrote t4t yyaoi nnot rreally nnsfw bbut jjust in ccase #nsfw~<
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NEED ME A FAT LOWBLOOD SHAWTY THAT MAKE NOISES LIKE A FIGHTING GAME CHARACTER GETTING K.O'D #needthat #nsfw
reacting w/ all quadrant buttons to solluxs posts to see what happens (nothing)
murder by the book (1971) | columbo this introduction to columbo as an actual series is perfect! jack cassidy is a great choice as ken franklin and i really enjoyed the battle of witticism between franklin and columbo. jack cassidy was so charming and fun to watch and his reactions were great when he got pressed more and more. i also think that the twist of how he committed the murder and where the idea came from was great as well! overall i would have to say 9/10! or maybe 9.5/10...
I'LL BLOCK A BITCH ON CHITTR I'LL BLOCK A BITCH ON TROLLIAN I'LL BLOCK A BITCH ON ONLYTROLL$ I'LL BLOCK A BITCH OFF REBELGRAM I'LL BLOCK A BITCH OFF THE $PEWTUBE I'LL BLOCK A BITCH ON $NAPCHAT
complacency of the law firm lol
I HAVE T0 TAP INT0 THAT #GRINDSET #MINDSET IF I AM T0 C0MPETE, I KN0W H0W T0 FIGHT PHYSICALLY BUT I MUST LEARN S0CIALLY!!!!! 🐺
Planting evil cacti in the desert that shoot lasers when you get close, call that a thirst trap? Is this anything?
you awe vewy bowd fow this! x3
they need drinkzz and i make the bezzt onezz ever!!!
nuh uh it izz for a good cauzze obviouzzly
𓋹 I Love Cozy Mornings... It's So Nice To Spend Them Cuddled Up. I'm Watching The New Season Of Discovering Newly Emerging Quadrant Relationships Through Lighthearted Trials And Puzzle Games In Which Several Pairs Are Voted Off If The Public Percieves Them As Lesser Until Eventually One Set Of Trolls Is Crowned Champion And Rewarded With Some Sort Of Monetary Prize - Now Screaming On Globbl! @globbl #sponsoredpost #ad 𓋹
Ddude wwhere tthe ffuck is tthe t4t yyaoi. I gguess I hhave tto ddo it mmyself~<
:33 < those two chixies are kinda #OTP #selfcest? <3
_ chittr only toxic to miserable trolls I be having a ball on this bitch_
OH NOW THIS IS JUST EFFING RIDICULOUS. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7069d50cd0cc.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17db64adab59.png
Bart when he sees the bartender https://media1.tenor.com/m/b7F-6-vyzswAAAAd/scared-scream.gif
FUCK EM!!!!
dude fuck the gvmnt