In my younger years, I often wondered what cabal of heiresses pockmarked the long line of Alternian un-succession prior to the fall of the empire. Now, thanks to Chittr, I have the misfortune of witnessing entire flocks of the future fallen firsthand. I see not every young fuchsia rises to meet the demands of their mantle. Don't get me wrong. I'm sure it must have seemed an impossible task. ... But come ON!! Some of you do not even seem to be trying! It becomes a matter of how dignified your attempts look to the public in the final throes and rattles! Have a little pride in yourselves! So for their benefit alone, I am organizing what I consider the baseline characteristics requisite to the survival of a young Alternian heiress, in case no one ever told you. It feels like a big fat durr, but who knows! Perhaps you ALL belong to the invisible generations relegated to the Easy-Fork Coven. I'm sorry your genetic predecessor didn't give a hoot how you turned out. Even you prong-fodder ought to SEEM respectable. Coming soon.
[It's embarrassing is what it is]<There are so many here who don't even seem to care>[I can't believe they're all real][Especially these so-called "heirs"][No, I have to conclude the majority of these are ill-advised flarpers]
IT REALLY DOES WEIGH HEAVY ON MY BLOOD PUSHER THAT TRADITION IS FOISTED TO THE WAYSIDE SO READILY IN THE FACE OF SHIT LIKE 'FEAR'.
WELL, THIS OUGHTA BE SOMTHIN’.
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Correct. You're not sure. Nor are you particularly qualified on the subject! :B
hi jane, i’m going to be making arroz con leche if you’d like. :)
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Oh. ... Ok. Thank you.
Perused your account. Why the accent?
I’M SOUTHERN AN’ USE A FANCY TEXT-TA-SPEECH THAT PICKS UP ON THAT. NOT MUCH ELSE TA’ SAY, REALLY.