Murrit Turkin
@unclaspedKahuna
He/She/They television representative of the shit head slayer clan || interest machine exhibitionista || dispenser of the noble virus
>([i am t#at one murrit in ten t#ousand]
>([i was fastin but t#en i tripped and a slice of apple fell in2 my mout# an also some mtn dew spilled in t#ere an as i was gettin up my #and slipped off da counter an dragged a slice a pizza down w/ me so like lowkey i t#ink t#e all mot#er fed me]
i believe this all very true and accurate (|:)
>([launc#in a new website called www.breasts.tit w#o wants in #nsfw]
၄⋆၃ going to have to start xalling you murtit dot dot dot
>([i got s#ooters all ova da world i got ya lusus on speed dial i can summon da p#aroa# if need be]
>([i could eat at least twelve burgers maybe more in one sitting]
>([w#ats fun abt my gender is no matter w#at gender u r if u t#ink im a bad bitc# (and u s#ould im BAD bad) t#en u gay]
၄⋆၃ you get me if youre into me youre gay asf idx if youre a man a woman a very well known third option or a sxuttlebuggy youre gay
>([does any1 else t#ink its fucked up t#at]
>([s#outouts 2 @veritysGleam one a my biggest #sc#ooners on dis site]
࣪⊹₊˚{ OMGGGG! thats literallyyyy meeee! \}*∀*{/ \}*∀*{/ \}*∀*{/ \}*∀*{/ heyyyy! hiiii! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
>([u will never catc# me arguin wit# sum1 wit# d cups w#atever u say bouncy castle #nsfw]
>([does anybody else ever wonder w#y tf trolls got titties w#en we r an insectoid species #nsfw]
၄⋆၃ shrug im quite unsure as well i mean we dont even have nipples theyre just there what are the point of breasts (other than being a wonderful axxessory to my outfits) question mark
additioNaГ chitiN aRmoR duh u Need to pRotect the vitaГ oRgaNs Read a BooK
>([just got bit by a vampire but t#ey keeled over dead bc ive been drinkin not#in but straig#t lusus jo#ns garlic parm pizza dippin sauce for da last sweep an a #alf jus knowin it would come in #andy for a nig#t like 2nite]
its always a loop-flip if this is a joke or somethin youve actually been doing cant never know so gotta stay on my toes hehe
>([gotta make sure t#ings aint gettin too stale round t#ese parts i live my life like dis to give all troll beins #ope for da future]
If I w/\s /\ \//\mpire I wouldn't h/\\/e died from th/\t. Emb/\rr/\ssing on their p/\rt///
>([yall talkin bout s#ippin like u got t#e sea legs to #andle deez nasty waves]
>([lig#t was gay as fuck i wouldnt #ave let a bad bitc# like misa misa go like dat tb#]
>([doctors all ova da world r prescribin a lil s#ot a dat special stuff]
>([i can beat anyone in a fig#t if i just lock in and go berserker mode]
>([daddy long dick is lost in da woods rn baby send a searc# party #nsfw]
XDXD Murrit. This sucks. XDXD
>([im out #ere lost afraid cold booty out oiled up no s#oes no water no not#in and ur #atin]
XDXD All of these words that you're saying. That I just read. They suck so bad. This sucks. XDXD
>([you out #ere critiquing my verbiage w#ile im tryin 2 save my own skin from bein rapidly consumed by t#e local fauna an possibly flora]
XDXD Don't tell me you want to even entertain the idea of any kind of plantlife wanting to eat your ass right now. Immediately stop. XDXD
/\re you still in the woods///
>([met some poor bastard named "twinks likely" t#e ot#er nig#t like at w#at point do u jus drop off da map]
>([im exactly one inc# taller t#an my #aters]
>([my size in relation to my #aters is precisely w#atever makes em #ate me more]
>([couple of dudes straig#t up tossin a football back an fort# in da spaceport rn]
>([i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/08ae9d46e31d.png]
Fascinating! What exactly happened here ⋆˚࿔
that happened to mmmmy buddy mmmmallek once. poor sod wwwwasn't the sammmme after that
How the fuck did you e\/en m/\n/\ge to do th/\t it's genuinely impressi\/e///