Murrit Turkin
@unclaspedKahuna
He/She/They television representative of the shit head slayer clan || interest machine exhibitionista || dispenser of the noble virus
>([if ya talk 2 an alt timeline version of ya #omie w#o aint downloaded t#e pronoun update yet s#ould u let em figure t#at out on t#ey own or #it em wit# a lil mix up from da future]
>([i grab u and punc# u in t#e face t#en i t#row u into t#e air and i jump after you and kick u in t#e tummy t#en i put you in a special #old and slam u against a tree and t#en i c#arge up a rasengan and #it u wit# it in t#e face w#ere is my brot#er sasuke]
Sorry i just got punched in the tummy and jumped on and worked over i cant recall.
>([droppin a log in a porta potty is one a da most violent an evil experiences available to trollkind t#at dont involve p#ysical injury]
>([woke up in sneakers i aint remember puttin on cuz i was ballin even in my sleep]
>([#ittin da cupe none of yall do anyt#in too stupid w#ile im snoozin] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/14b8fbf74bcc.png]
>([ten t#ousand jades an one me cuz my steeze aint replicable]
What would you do if there WAS ten thousand Murrits though—
I don't e\/en think chittr could h/\ndle multiple of you///
>([dats like 2 different tv #eaded ppl ive seen bummin around t#e tl must be a sign a t#e times]
>([let mine arrows fly towards t#y cranium]
you've ruined a perfectly adequate skull... houu could you do this to nne?
>([look all im sayin is if ur gonna blast #nsfw straig#t on2 t#e main feed u mig#t as well make it interestin like dont just post #ole i wanna see sum crazy ass fantasy abt #ig# fantasy dragon blood sex magic or somet#in cmoooooon]
>>| no. we .are doing vague #nsfw.
>([i #eard t#eyre gonna start fining omegas w#o dont take #eat suppressants if u work in manufacturing sm# w#at #as t#is world come 2]
XDXD Bad sentence. XDXD
XDXD I refuse to believe any of those words are supposed to be used in the manner of which you just did. XDXD
>([expand ur mind jec open up ur c#akras and a w#ole new world will reveal itself]
XDXD I think this is a world I explicitly want zero part of, actually. For my own scraps of sanity left inside my thinkpan. XDXD
>([t#ey want me dead but i aint gon let em #ave t#e satisfaction]
I w/\s st/\rting to think you h/\d went /\nd died on me when you stopped posting for /\ while///
>([#ey everybody get longer wit# me]
XDXD Murrit what the fuck does this even mean. How am I supposed to 'get longer'? XDXD
One of your puerile 'memes' again, Turkin? Spare us.
>([if you got t#is many problems wit# gettin longer wit me up front u aint ever gonna go t#e distance]
XDXD I don't think I want to 'get longer' anyhow so. That's fine with me, actually. XDXD
>([im suc# a big fan of t#e midnig#t crew u guys] #ttps://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dreamworks-penguins/images/f/f7/Penguins_of_madagascar.png]
>([r u concerned abt a potential privacy issue wit# me postin ur personal selfies and w#atnot]
>([#ope i dream of bad bitc#es an money w#en i go 2 sleep]
>([wis# t#is #ole would get filled some time soon #nsfw] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/766c0da60277.png]
Perhaps if you actually interacted with the Repiton Corporation instead of acting out like a wriggler they'd actually listen to you.
>([are you sayin corporate fills ur #oles if u ask nicely]
>([flowkenuinely my globes ac#e and itc# a lil #nsfw #myglobes #ac#e #anditc#]
>([#atin on t#is post is crazy im already t#e struggler fr w#y u gotta make it worse]
>([w#en im #appy i say: bitc#es love t#e way i float] >([w#en im sad i say: t#is time im really boutta do it]
>([just tried some jade from a t#ey/t#em dealer got t#at one #undo percent genuine greenium got me retiring at 15 sweeps]
If only you truly would retire.
>([i send my c#it and seize it] >([i clenc# my bulge and beat it] >([i lig#t my blunt and smoke it >([i am t#e beast i wors#ip] #nsfw]
>([#as#tag my abyss]