♠ hated by @unclaspedKahuna
hrn strawwpage appears to just not be dispensin inquiries despite the fact i knoww some wwere sent effectivve immediately wwe are goin wwith a different solution for subsequent eridan asks https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3cb87f6a105b.png https://tally.so/r/b5vve2E
my rival quiktrip damara is here https://i.p0stimg.cc/px1fdfyt/screensh0t-20260528-083848.png #sevenelevenp0sting
I don't e\/en think chittr could h/\ndle multiple of you///
STOP PULLING MY HAAAAAAAAIR!!!!!!!! [There's a few meaty smacks as the two of them keep pummeling each other. It's clear that Vriska's palmhusk is pointed to the sky, though.] @adiosToreador #violence
new and revolutionary hat ideas? looking to change the world. ftw
sort of a societal prison
Okay What The Hell Sure Fine Ill Bite Tell Me More Of Your Entirely Believable Problems
i have officially went through my account and started a proper tag for writing and concepts! by using the tag #rankworks you are able to view the most recent in the collection that chittr will show i couldnt get them all obviously since the start of my account but i did my best! 0u0 ill be tagging them from now on to keep them organized and easy to find (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, it took so long but its worth it, reposting this chit since i announced it very very very early, archive rating: E)
But If It Did That Would Be Certainly Sad Enough To Be Veritable "You" Problem
That Doesnt Sound Believable At All By The Way
Some rel8tionships just can't stand the test of time! Nothing wrong with 8r8king things off when they no longer serve you. Congrats @grimAuxiliatrix for cutting the knot! Human marriage pro8a8ly sucks eggs anyway!!!!!!!!
You Sound Like Someone Who Doesnt Clean The Slime Trap So Barring The Obvious That Would Already Preclude You From A Lot Of Things And I Dont Care That You Likely Dont Empty The Slime Trap For The Fact That You Probably Just Werent Even Taught To It Has No Personal Significance To Me At All
And No For The Record This Is Not Me Telegraphing Some Open Invitation To A Nebulous Empty Space In My Quarters Or At My Kitchen Table This Is Simply To Forgo All The Unnecessary Questions #YesImDivorced #WhoEvenCares
Okay After A Cursory Scroll Of Your Page I Can Tell You Have A Lot Of Personal Issues But For The Record That Means Literally Nothing To Me
...Is that you... veiled lady?
The whatblowing double what.
XDXD I refuse to believe any of those words are supposed to be used in the manner of which you just did. XDXD
XDXD Bad sentence. XDXD
I w/\s st/\rting to think you h/\d went /\nd died on me when you stopped posting for /\ while///
No, I don't think I will.
How droll.
Perhaps if you actually interacted with the Repiton Corporation instead of acting out like a wriggler they'd actually listen to you.
- It's all painfully real, LOL! 😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🥹🤣🤣🤣🤣
!!MY SCOOBERT dOO ARRIVEd!!
Nobody accuses *me* of being a fake anthropormunicipality fan—
If only you truly would retire.
i might be a homunculus
:o) As you can all see I have been graciously bestowed favor :o) By my wonderful Lord, Caliborn-sama :o) These are the boons you can hope and scrabble to achieve :o) If you dedicate yourself to the craft of being a bad as fuck dude with a badass back hand who says #swagever to the bullshit noise and is cold as hell and MOTHERFUCKING PIOUS.
>([its been a while.] https://i.postimg.cc/sXWh8zwz/Untitled1988-20260501181442.png]
Computer make these guys super motivated and productive members of society. #Grindset - MC Oleana
wwho wwants to knoww
Why would you click on /\ t/\gged post /\nd get surprised when it's ex/\ctly /\s t/\gged///
࣪⊹₊˚{ dont go staring at the rift if you dont want the rift to stare back i guess, bestie! }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
~1v1 me irl scrub~
AHEM. I may circulate this post for the afternoon and evening crowds again, so don't be surprised if you see a repost. Here are the details for the next season of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. Our roster will include: - Twelve trolls, rust through violet castes. Two will be permitted to enter as hemoanonymous. - Four carapacians. - Eight human beings. - Two wildcards. Sprites, cherubs, and species otherwise not listed here. The grand prize for winning will be a fast track to sleazy tabloid fame, a small fortune, and *one* favor of your choice granted by myself. TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL will be sponsored by Crockercorp and air exclusively on the Bettybroadcast Worldwide network (BBW). You have until May 1st to get your auditions in, at which point we will announce the final cast! We will begin live broadcasting on May 11. Please *Read* and fill out the attached form to audition. https://forms.gle/4LzUEzdjbB3ijuqD8 #totaldramaisland
@obliqueDetourer https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0046055a3877.gif
#podsweetpod. [Vesica’s HuskHelm receptacle: a dented, coffin-like reclined chair wired directly into the wall through thick bundles of black cables and cooling tubes. The interior padding is stained and uneven from long-term use, molded vaguely to the shape of a body that spends far too much time inside it. There is a silhouette caste in the red lighting of Vesica and #DroneLusus. There is a door in the far distance of the #pod they reside in. Surrounding the receptacle are dozens of towers of empty energy elixirs stacked beside trays of untouched nutrient paste, most still sealed, some half-eaten and dried. Disposable spoons litter the floor. A greasy sheen nearby offers a glimpse into the respiteblock nearby. Unlike this room, it is immaculate.] Hffff.
i met my girlfriend on r/cigarettes in 2011 we were making fun of everyone there among the first to do so we moved to chittr and i told her i would suck the battery out her palmhusk she loved a freaky voidrot chick i went to visit her in the sexy part of outglut in 2012 she fucked on this freaky voidrot chick bodyy #nsfw
Everyone wants to be the biggest pervert in the sherbert.
↘️for a moment, i was so completely consumed in my interpersonal drama and instances in #wrothebaiting↘️ ↗️THAT I COMPLETELY FORGOT THE THING I AM LIVING FOR CONTINUES TO PERSIST ON THE WEBSITE, A BREATHING TESTAMENT TO NEVER SUBMIT TO YOUR LESSERS↗️ ↘️or bow to the inferior chidings of some↘️ ↘️some↘️ ↗️HALFGROWN CHUD*.↗️ ↘️*contrarian, helpless, useless, dipshit.↘️ ↗️I HAVE TAKEN THE TIME NECESSARY TO REORIENT MY WORLDVIEW AND HAVE COME BACK WITH A PROPER ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF YOUR NEW OUTFIT, WHICH CANNOT POSSIBLY BE SUMMARIZED IN WORDS WITH ALL OF ITS REFINED GREATNESS.↗️ ↘️nevertheless, i will try.↘️ ↗️THE FLATTERING CUT OF YOUR TOO-SMALL SHIRT HAS REVEALED JUST ENOUGH REAL ESTATE TO ENTICE PROSPECTIVE BUYERS INTO CHECKING OUT THE MARKET, WITHOUT FULLY ECLIPSING AN AUDIENCE OF UNDERHANDEDLINGS.↗️ ↘️you have managed to walk a thin, fine line between showing too much and leaving it all to the imagination.↘️ ↗️AN ACT OF PROFESSIONALISM SO PROFOUND THAT IT IS SHAKING MY TYPESTUMPS AS I WRITE THESE WORDS.↗️ ↘️my pusher poured into your every crevice of understanding.↘️ ↗️MY EMOTIONAL RESPONSE TO THIS PICTURE UNLEASHED WITH EVERY NUDGE OF MY WORN-DOWN KEYS.↗️ ↘️corporate has had to replace three typeboards since you began posting selfies.↘️ ↗️I AM SIMPLY WEARING THROUGH THEM, WITH THE VERBOSITY YOU ELICIT FROM MY TREMBLING, WAVERING FORM.↗️ ↘️they are literally filing complaints but i am ignoring the pink slips stapled to my posturestrunk.↘️ ↗️TO CONTINUE LOOKING AT YOU.↗️ ↘️speaking of.↘️ ↗️YOUR WALKPROTECTOR BREECHES HAVE NEVER BEFORE SHOWN OFF THE FINE ANATOMY OF YOUR SHAPELY WALKSTEMS.↗️ ↘️calves obscured by miserable cloth, i know every intern gathered around the hydration cooler is speculating on the approximate width of your shins and muscular calves.↘️ ↗️I AM GANDERBULBING IT.↗️ ↘️twenty inches.↘️ ↗️WHEN FLEXED, OF COURSE.↗️ ↘️before it tapers into a lithe↘️ ↗️BUT STURDY↗️ ↘️strutpod connective joint.↘️ ↗️THE PRISTINE APPEARANCE OF YOUR ROYAL SLIPPER IS SO ENTICING THAT IT IS MAKING ME PREEMPTIVELY SQUIRM IN MY UNCOMFORTABLY SLICK STEPPERS.↗️ ↘️artificial of pleather and not near as godly and radiant as your own walkapparatuses, i am feeling so restricted within my worksquare.↘️ ↗️WITHIN MY EVERYTHING.↗️ ↘️my exoskeleton is suffocating me.↘️ ↗️YOUR NEW WINGS↗️ ↘️did not even know we could grow those, but hey, that is why you are in your ultimate molt and i am not even in my second skinning↘️ ↗️LITERALLY SO EMBARASSING FOR ME↗️ ↘️inspire a desperation for freedom i did not even know i had.↘️ ↗️BUT WILL NEVERTHELESS CONTINUE TO REPRESS FOR A GREAT MANY SERIES OF SWEEPS.↗️ ↘️i bask in awe at the status of your glitterdust trail.↘️ ↗️I TREMBLE IN THE MIGHT OF YOUR PERFECT, BEHOLDEN STATE.↗️ ↘️there is literally little more i can wish for, aside from ascending to a status of elite employment at your behest, my prongs curled tightly at the scalloped coattail of your godly garb↘️ ↗️MY MIND OPEN TO RECEIVE YOUR EVERY INSTRUCTION.↗️ ↘️my back prepared to receive the lashing of your purrbeast of nines, or some other blunt, intrusive object of interest↘️ ↗️IF I WERE TO FAIL TO REPORT BACK ON HOW SEVERELY EPIC AND LITERALLY AMAZING YOU ARE.↗️ ↘️hhough.↘️ ↗️YOU TRULY ARE A SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️in every regard.↘️
thus is the prince of hope enthroned crowwned not by gold but by the wwar song a fifty thousand wwrath-wweary angels wwhere he treads the darkness retreats before his light beautiful and terrible as the dawwn https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5107e9ca5e88.png #fitcheck @gratuitousAnnuity @handMaid
everyone is praising and scorning me! My pan is flipping inside out! #nsfw
#caliborngaming #cultofthedamned fanart https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/79a278945072.png
Dear god. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d4308246c45.PNG
quads nevver did no good for no one least of all me i reckon gettin your quads filled is directly related to mental decline in trolls our age maybe the wwrigglers can keep up wwith this crap but catch me slakin my thirst on footwwine from any vvixen i happen upon in the streets keeps me feelin free
here’s a thing that happened to one of my pals. i wvas there. basically, wve vwere vwalking dowvn the sidevwalk, talking about something meaningless. i think it had to do vwith a mowvie. then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people wvith “dowvn wvith cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. i wvas punched and kicked a bit too, but i managed to avwoid brutalization by going for their faces. after figuring out wvhat’s happening, i started attacking them back, getting them off of him. he wvas quite injured but i called 911 and he made a full recowvery at the hospital. i wvas fine, wvith only a cut on my arm that they patched up. #vwiolence #cisphobia
Good evening. Another one of those nights, hm? 'Pass the wine', as they say! Haha! I am trying to 'socialize' as suggested by my PR department.
It will be time for cards I've had close to the chest to be shown soon. For all to be revealed as my gambit takes form. I do so hope residents of Repiton are looking forward to it.
Today's meal to try and pair with wine is: Steamed hams, at the recommendation of a write-in from Sideline magazine. Verdict: Ugh.
Today's dine and wine pair (new term I made up for these posts) is: Riesling white wine and a 'Gambas al Ajillo'. The wine, as always, is disgusting but the meal was very nice- even if I had to substitute some of the aquatic ingredients for an imitation meat.
That awful clown has been in my notifications again.
Looking for Twelve Star Men to interview for next month's issue of Sideline. Serious inquiries only.
At a recommendation from my HR department, I've gone ahead and acquired an alcoholic beverage called scotch. Now, I'm going to tag this with #substances just to make sure but I do not intend to imbibe until I'm incapacitated. That would be unrefined. My first thoughts are this is *significantly* better than wine. Whereas wine tastes like being assaulted by fruit and fizzy water from all angles until you're buried alive, scotch has a much bolder taste. This one at the very least is briny, I feel it in my chest. It has a pleasant burn. Yes, I believe this will be my beverage of choice from now on.
I'm truly convinced that some people are just made of hatred, because it doesn't matter how benign my posts are, some people will just press hate as though its their job. Hell, maybe it is. Is there a grift on botted hates?
God, I wish you could mute threads. Having to watch an ignorant fool hopelessly flirt with people of actual taste and intelligence is truly worsening my day.
Fishing is unilaterally forbidden on Repiton considering the state of the water, but I've always fancied the idea of it. Patience and peace- it sounds like it would be up my alley. If it wasn't guaranteed to get me killed, I may even consider bending the laws a bit.
With how many of you are desperate to see other user's unmentionables you'd think you weren't connected to the internet. Why do you need to beg on chittr, I'm sure you can find what you're looking for elsewhere. #nsfw
In a few days, I will be starting a new game with several of my acquaintances. It should be fruitful for all of us, but most importantly for the future of Repiton. I've been told there will be a chance I lose connection to this account, and Chittr as a whole. Should this come to pass- know that I will return. But I will do my best to continue to keep you all appraised of everything that shall be going on. I've planned for this day for sweeps, making moves behind drawn curtains. There is very little that could get in my way now.
Happy birthday to my official HR department lead, @gutsyGumshoe I am very proud to be working with you, and hope that our endeavors going forward will be fruitful and mutually beneficial. Sideline will always be an ally to Crockercorp.
Today is a very good day. I haven't felt quite so optimistic in some time. Two days until me and my peers begin the game. Stay tuned.
I don't think there's /\nything else to expect from you///
Like you weren't going to dr/\g my /\ss with you reg/\rdless///
Don't get into poker///
- Goregle MDCLLr asymmptomms for head, a traumma please seearch themm, Thank you, fromm mme, Mintyl,
Gl/\d to know you were still m/\king shitty posts while my internet w/\s out///
I don't e\/en know where to begin with the week I'\/e h/\d between mines /\nd my internet connection getting blown up, sorry if the \//\nishing concerned /\nyone///
my ancestor sucks bad. ovwerrated asshole
mY FAVORITE vOCALOID IS tETO, }:)
As if there was any other possible result. Despite popular belief on certain artistic venues of the internet. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6e62e37b097.png #nsfw #myalphatest
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
did anyone else think i looked really good in those post wwhippin photos
Normal vandalism isn't enough anymore. I need to bomb a pipeline.
I fell down a large hole which I'm not entirely sure how I'll get out of, but I did find what I now know is diamonds- *very* interesting. It seems I can craft tools from this. Very, very nice. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b40c2d3947a4.PNG
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] #AREYOUCOMING? #ERIDANWEEK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png Aw hell. #eridanweek #gotmyassbeat
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa3cff50569a.png Y'all hear something?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e0df1b8768ed.png
lol theY;re dead https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/18a78f103afd:png #eridanweek #art
to the filthy stinkin rogue wwho snuck into my trailer and snatched my neww shorts your days are fuckin numbered and i knoww wwhat the number is unfortunately for you the showw wwill go on ill do this shit in pants if i got to or none at all if english hasnt changed his trouser tearin wways #eridanwweek
Morning ΣvΣryonΣ ¡¡ I hopΣ all of you havΣ a nicΣ day =:D
Im laydow
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
I just noticed when the fuck did th/\t h/\ppen https://file.g/\rden//\I6w\/iUpTXp\/hj0P/kull.png///
#nowplaying Ray Charles - Hit The Road Jack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC0_r_qdxPY
i AM SO IMPRESSED BY THE #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET! tHE GAMEPLAY WAS EXTREMELY ENGAGING AND REALISTIC. bOY DID IT WORK UP AN APPETITE FIGHTING ALL THOSE BEASTS! i THINK i'M GOING TO GO ENJOY A DELICIOUS cROCKERCORP BRAND FOOD AND/OR BEVERAGE PRODUCT HERE AT #eRIDANwEEK SPONSORED BY #cROCKERCORP - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
mysterious woman named "potential spam" wont stop ringing me up
Do you h/\\/e to h/\\/e some of them blocking the posts///
murrit turkin posts nothing but slop and drivel on her account. he also owes me $150.
I am not attending #eridanweek due to threats and also attempts on my life, but I truly hope that everyone enjoys all of the wonderful events and fun organized by @gutsyGumshoe
Some people are SO obsessed with those who have more than them. Pathetic, pathetic, PATHETIC! I'M GOING HOME!
I'm never leaving my hive ever again.
Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
Which of these #eridanweek treats has been YOUR favorite? ♥️- THE CHUM BUCKETS - 48 OF OUR FRESHLY BAKED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES WITH ONE GALLON OF ICE-COLD MILK, SERVED IN TWIN COMMEMORATIVE PLASTIC #ERIDANWEEK BUCKETS ♦️- THE "MAKE SWANSON PROUD" - A SMOKED TURKEY LEG WRAPPED IN CANDIED BACON AND CRISPY BONELESS CHICKEN THIGH ♣️- THE HEARTSTOPPER - A TRIPLE GLAZED DEEP FRIED CINNAMON HONEY BUTTER STICK ♠️- THE ORPHANER - A FIVE-POUND LOCALLY SOURCED LUSUS TENDRIL, YAKITORI GRILLED WITH A SPICY SOY GLAZE
REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED... BY ME, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
That 'game' wasn't even fun.
I believe we need to make a return to physical sports rather than the 'VR experiences' we've become used to. There is a place for those sorts of games, of course, but nothing truly beats playing golf with Twelve Star Men or settling affairs with a rousing game of rugby.
i know troll cher too you fucking idiot. why do you think i said i had no interest?
who the fuck even are half of these people? i know troll bruno mars but the rest sound like bitcoins.
you have no idea how little that interests me.
why is it that every time i log off this damn website, some bullshit happens, but when i log back in everyone is going to sleep? you all hate me that much clearly.
no that was on purpose. i got 3k to attend and yet i still have no intention of attending.
I've got refreshments.
Would you come over to the maze not made of knives if I said yes?
Come over to my maze not made of knives and where it is not raining lemon juice.
Do you want to come to my normal pit with no needles in it?
Staff at #eridanweek are not responsible for STDs exchanged between attendants. Learn to wrap it up and be more discreet in who you bump uglies with. And maybe go Google some fucking remedies instead of airing this shit out in public where everyone can see it. Bro to bro? It's kind of embarrassing.
I c/\n't e\/en be m/\d this is prob/\bly the only remotely good thing to come out of the whole night///
Wh/\te\/er, c/\n you /\t le/\st sh/\re /\ piece of th/\t funnel c/\ke or wh/\te\/er you h/\d before I find /\ w/\y b/\ck home///
I feel like I simult/\neously underst/\nd /\nd get e\/en more confused by the whole e\/ent the more you tell me///
“Anna, I’ve been looking all over for you,” one of the firefighters said. It was Anna’s father. [Pam] hardly recognized him. His face was [preternaturally pale, and his eyes seemed to glow faintly red — reflecting the still-glowing embers of the fire? Pam wondered, not yet suspecting what forces were working through him. From his words, it seemed that the poor man had not yet realized that his daughter was dead, Pam thought sadly. She watched the soot-stained firefighter kneel over Anna’s body in the snow. He took off his helmet and held Anna’s hand.] “You okay?” he asked. “I’m fine,” Anna answered[, sitting up. Pam gasped in shock. The girl had been indisputably dead for the last ten minutes. How was this possible? Not even in the most forbidden of dark magic books had Pam seen anything that could explain this seemingly miraculous revival.] Anna gave her father a quick hug. “See you later, Dad,” she said. Pam [decided not to question her friend’s resurrection for the moment. Anna seemed unaware of her own death, so Pam led her to the barn office without comment. But Pam was cautious: it was likely that this was not the same Anna that she had once known.] Dr. Crandal was putting a fresh bandage on Brandy’s wound. “Pam, please get [a clean pair of Sturmhose for this reprehensible war criminal],” he said. “They’re in the closet under the hayloft ladder. Anna, could you [sedate] Brandy for a second?” While Anna [pressed the ether-soaked rag over Brandy’s face,] she looked around the barn office. The Pony Pals’ [bound volumes of NYPD Blue fanfiction] were piled in a corner. Portable kennels were set up around the #DetectivePony
W/\it it's /\ctu/\lly /\ week long I thought they weren't serious I need to get the fuck out of here///
They /\re ins/\ne which is ex/\ctly why it w/\s /\ shitshow in the first pl/\ce///
Why /\re you still there?? I feel like the only re/\son I didn't get fucking shot w/\s bec/\use I hid from the m/\in p/\rty /\s soon /\s possible///
/\wful e\/ent///
As the news r9lls in 9f Tr9ll 6run9 Mars' demise during the events 9f #eridanweek, I w9uld like t9 use this as a m9ment t9 9nce again pr9m9te #every9neweek, a safer, m9re inclusive alternative t9 this week's festivities dedicated t9 cele6rating every9ne's acc9mplishments equally and n9t putting any 9ne pers9n 9n any s9rt 9f pedestal. I als9 assure y9u that n9 9ne will 6e tragically dying during #every9neweek wh9 isn't already dead. #Th9ughtsAndPrayers t9 Tr9ll 6run9 Mars and his l9ved 9nes.
Too much going on /\t #erid/\nweek I feel ill///
TWEAKED OFF THE PERC AND FAKED MY OWN DEATH GOT WOMEN WEEPING AT MY CLOSED CASKET FUNERAL THEY THOUGHT MY HEAD WAS BLOWN SMOOVE OFF IN A BOOMERANG INCIDENT REALLY I JUST WENT WHERE THE WIND TOOK ME LOOK FOR ME BY THE LIGHT OF THE SECOND STAR STARE AT THE SUN GO BLIND RIGHT NOW #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK
I think I immedi/\tely regret coming to #erid/\nweek///
Fine, I guess #imcoming then///
It's /\ pl/\ce? How the fuck /\m I supposed to get where\/er you /\re///
/\re you going///
I don't e\/en know wh/\t the fuck #erid/\nweek is///
I HEARD THEY'RE HANDING XUT TRXLL SALMXNELLA AND SUPER DIARRHEA AT #ERIDANWEEK LIKE PARTY FAVXRS. SKIP THIS XNE. #FELLOFF - MC Oleana
DX IT ALXNE IN THE DARK TX HIDE YXUR SHAME LIKE A NXRMAL TRXLL. - MC Oleana
to the many inquirin minds screamin into the vvoid wwith wwitherin hope that someone anyone wwill explain wwhat #eridanwweek is obvviously its some kinda fuckin party
Restless crowds of local civilians are already gathering at the #eridanweek musical venue to enjoy an evening of smash performances from our choice lineup of musical artists. Are YOU coming to #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1a64c14e44a.webp
Aww, yeah (Uh) Wwhat's up, baby, I'mm here to mmeet Eridan!
Thinking about what could those silly trolls be doing.
C/\lder's hi\/e///
Unfortun/\tely///
I w/\s wondering why my following feed w/\s signific/\ntly less \/iolet tod/\y///
Who are you even trying to impress? The carapacians you got arrested? I doubt they want to see you anymore.
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/FPQQE3.PNG I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE THIS WEBBED SITE ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB #NSFW
If you check your stupid c/\mer/\s /\nd I'm throwing kni\/es /\t /\ picture of you l/\ter mind your business///
E\/ery time I open this website /\g/\in there's some new fe/\ture, when did we e\/en get /\ li\/e count of people online///
Don't fucking c/\ll me th/\t///
Bi bcan bmake ba bunch bof bmyself bometimes, bfor bspecial bemergencies. BBut bI bnever bonsidered bsmooching bthem! Bi bwas bbusy bsmoochbing bsilly Bapula bback bto blife… https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/popahvwedding.mp4
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e9/72/de/e972de84607a3e87a86c9341c35f9b15.jpg f for the midnight c crew :)
Too fucking busy l/\tely///
BREAKING NEWS!!! FELT MEMBER @itChy MIGHT SADLY NOT BE DEAD. INDEPENDENT REPORTS SAY HE WAS JUST SLEEPING. STAY TUNNED
??? You keep inventing new words. Stop it.
What the hell is a 'cheeky Nandos'
Another successful visit on behalf of the Bake-A-Wish foundation. Although I can't help but question the clouded judgment of some of these unfortunates. You're only going to get, what? Four or five more years out of your reanimated grandmother? Meanwhile, the alternative offering of the FULL Betty Crocker suite of household products will still be in your household fifteen years from now. Oh well. No accounting for taste.
Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
(๑∩▃∩๑) >> SiSter, if you See a bitch in the alley with a bad bob that iS not me. Go the other way. httpS://file.garden/ZyakuQItADlYXy_T/badbob.png
beverybody bwatch bits bery bimportant. Blease bay ball battention to bopahv. https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/GIF%20image.gif Bokay bats ball bthank byou bkisses co:
#nowpl/\ying - Exile on M/\inline by Cheml/\b https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/66b8\/hSBJFYpg/\t6OCxGh4?si=614b435ff5d64e0c///
I left for like 2 hours to de/\l with the wound from e/\rlier, /\re people still fucking oiling themsel\/es???///
Why h/\\/e multiple people followed me directly /\fter being told to fuck off /\t this point///
Holy shit I woke up /\nd e\/eryone I know suddenly h/\s /\n /\ccount///
I'm so hungry I think I miss th/\t s'more from the other d/\y///
Th/\nk you, genuine lifes/\\/er///
See you at the top.
Dear Princess Celestia, Somepony just came back to the cave talking about how the shadows on the wall only reflect a superficial reality and then tried to explain to me what the outdoors looks like? Needless to say I stomped them to death with my hooves.
All my problems seem so small from up here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/076cef03c418.png
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oKAY SO i, wRIGGLED AROUND, tO TRY TO GET OFF eRIDAN, aND INTO, tHE NEXT SEAT, bUT i FELL OVER PRETTY BAD, aND LANDED, oN jAKE, wITH MY HORN, aND HE STOPPED SNORING, aND, i AM REALLY HOPING i DID NOT, cONCUSS HIM RIGHT BEFORE, #eRIDANwEEK,
tHE SONG ENDED, aND IT IS, dEAD SILENT, nOW,
wwe are in some kinda untethered middlespace wwith nothin but vvoid all around us evver think a that wwise guy
iT WASN'T SILENT,
dO YOU THINK, tHEY CAN TELL THAT, i HAVE UNTREATED, ibs?
#JustDeath4TheUber
DIRK
im going 2 kill them #KillingThem
#🚶♂️
#ICanGoLouder
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I missed most of the party. Which meant it was good. #teatime
Wh/\t /\bout you w/\tching me sit down /\nd write for /\ few minutes is post/\ble I'm genuinely curious///
Why /\re you just lying /\bout me now///
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Remember, we're always wonderful at the #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse. Sure beats raising cattle! Yeah!
GOLD!
that's the same fucking thing. mad and angry are synonyms you fucking wet wipe.
in light a the merciless poundin i suffered not evven twwelvve hours ago at the admittedly strong probin and slippery fronds a @golgothasTerror and @timaeusTestified_0414 ill make it clear that wwe aint enemies noww after this our camaraderie remains steadfast especially givven that @golgothasTerror saww fit to extend an olivve branch a sorts and shop up this banner in commemoration for #eridanwweek #imcoming #soarethey https://files.catbox.moe/ldwwdej.jpg
this doesn't even mean anything??
your chits make no fucking sense and it's irritating me.
i bought something special for 10k kult! i hope it fits 0v0"
I'm contemplating providing sponsorship funding and a venue for #eridanweek IF said subject of festivity can drum up the necessary attention. @caligulasAquarium
ok so like callie explained this vacillation 2 me once but i STILL kinda dont get it..... is it rly that weird? bc i feel like jane and i do it all the time :oo
Many ducks in a row, ready to be smacked into orbit with a golf club. I will get the respect I deserve.
I'm afraid the numbers simply don't go that high.
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Feeling lonely in life? Perhaps feeling... Sad? Join the harbingers today! ;)
got my ass beat i am not rechittin that shit but #eridanwweek is still on the horizon let it be knowwn that wwhile im #oiledup #imcoming nonetheless
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #011 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/011.jpg
Tonight's rumble in da patch is gonna remind y'all what yaoi really is. #OiledUp
#OilingUp.
Who up yearning for no particular reason—
#nowpl/\ying - Helmet in the Bush by Korn https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/25kc8tMREdG\/XhChIiCZTR?si=du5xRT8kSO/\1tdyKWf6Kxw///
@ultim/\teKn/\\/e This is /\ctu/\lly delicious th/\nk you https://file.g/\rden//\I6w\/iUpTXp\/hj0P/gift.png///
I don't re/\lly know how to feel /\bout the f/\ct th/\t you drew yourself /\ttempting to feed it to me but th/\nks reg/\rdless??///
>([@gigantisDebilitation https://i.postimg.cc/xTTmrTpX/IMG-2129.gif]
#nowpl/\ying - Sin by Nine Inch N/\ils https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/603q8qCfQ\/X7uR\/nDpRpqb?si=864cc9f48cde4160///
↘️oh my god. barkbeastcoin was a rugpull.↘️ ↗️I LOST EVERYTHING.↗️
This website m/\kes me feel like I miss so much for not checking it const/\ntly///
Does anyone know an elevator mechanic. Asking for a friend.
Okay This Is Getting Too Pitch For Me And I Am Married Goodbye
Don't talk to me.
Yes In Fact I Have Consummately Dedicated Myself To Learning Every Extraneous Factor Of Your Life One Could Glean From Your Chittr Feed
I Thought You Had A Pitchmate
You'll rue this day, Turkin.
My apes. Gone.
Genuinely good upd/\te///
#nowpl/\ying - M/\jor D/\nger by Uncle Outr/\ge https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/5c04YtpSB\/KY2zTpydry7k?si=Cky9HicHT1CgL8-XMDtbB/\///
It is always important to branch out when a new social media site presents itself. Greetings all, I am Calder Kerian- columnist, publicist, truth-speaker and twelve star man. Serious business inquiries are welcome in my DMs- and if you are one of my inner circle of acquaintances I would ask that you conduct yourself in a professional manner when speaking to me on this platform.
We /\lre/\dy h/\d one of those /\nd it went b/\dly///
bar not grub playpen!
Now accepting patients. #thedoctorisin
Stop getting off on putting me in situ/\tions /\nd you won't h/\\/e to ne/\rly kill me e\/ery wice h/\\/e you e\/er considered th/\t///
C/\n you /\t le/\st fucking w/\rn me next time before I end up losing /\ leg to this shit///
Ugh https://file.g/\rden//\I6w\/iUpTXp\/hj0P/work.jpg///
#nowpl/\ying - Stitches by Orgy https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/5Y76U25W2U/\ZF9/\wfrF/\oJ?si=\/FH92ubqTgKFBY3Bd/\5mCg///
I m/\de /\ se\/ere l/\pse in judgement thinking the timeline could h/\ndle /\ b/\nd being n/\med Orgy///
#nowpl/\ying - \/ulc/\n by Sn/\ke Ri\/er Conspir/\cy https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/5PQ\/NPGIj6MbGlP\//\mMHs\/?si=7g8h0yqnS/\W9f\/1JB_-W/\/\///
Congrats to the winners of the first-ever Auction in Da Pumpkin Patch. We'll be hosting more of these in the future, so better keep your asses glued to those seats. Rummage around between the cushions for some spare change to put towards the next one, Lord knows you'll need it. Proceeds will be donated to Consorts Without Grillz once the amount is finalized.
Goodnight to all those with a thick enough hide to weather the opinions of strangers. The rest of you do what you will.
Thursday's for working the triceps. As is every other day, but Thursday is when you give 'em a little extra attention so that they can continue to steal the attention of everyone with even an iota of appreciation for a chiseled form.
Good work on the auction last night. The items on offer may have lost all financial value, but the price the audience put on their sentiment is going to make sure that the citizens of Consort Kingdom won't be left wanting much longer. See y'all at tonight's airing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82b529475aca.png
Imagine me, overusing Oxford commas, like a tool. Is it even possible, that something more disdainworthy, could even exist?
You people just made the next 15-22 business days insufferable for me.
Stop touching me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8a8885410b7.png
Adding to the vagueposting situation. #NeedThat
He let me hit because his guard is nonexistent after half a bottle of Bacardi.
Bored. Need to orchestrate circumstances to make this happen between two people for my entertainment. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b56ae5cc0e7.jpg #gore
Three hours and twelve minutes of my life that I'll never get back.
Men used to go to war. Men used to eat stew. Nowadays it's all just a vapid race to the bottom to see who can prostrate themselves with the lowest heads and highest asses for some worthless internet currency.
I understand the ethical concerns of powering ChitGPT on troll blood. However, most of the lowbloods fed to the machines are performing the menial jobs we plan to replace, anyway. Ultimately, the cost balances out. #CostSaving #SmartInvestment #FinancialAdvice - MC Oleana
confession #8- Think my dad got contracted by Crockercorp for some construction one time, so I'll share a story that my deadbeat sperm donor told me. The crew one time spilt an entire tank of cake batter that was to be placed in the facility, and like 3 guys died. I only remember this because mi padre used the trauma as an excuse to get drunk and sing "Oh my Darling Clementine" at 2am.
Not in public I don't///
Nice picture///
A barkbeast being treated with dignity, moments before being sent to the laser eXplosion chamber. #Insprational #Heartwarming #AnimalCruelty #Free #CrueltyFree https://files.catboX.moe/X8jksa.jpg - MC Oleana
blocked. i'm not arguing with some little shit with a superiority complex.
fuck outta my comments. spewing fucking drivel when you know damn well i could body you.
mouthy piece of shit. i'd whoop your ass.
i didn't do shit turkin fuck you. you're probably the one who took it.
hardly a scurrilous accusation if you have a history.
M/\ybe you should keep /\ better eye on your money///
#nowpl/\ying - Summer Of H/\te by Cheml/\b https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/5f0/\rpPZzfhuBPTGP\/x\/mr?si=KicBNFO3SGSCXmr4f5M3Qw///
Fine, consider it done then///
/\m I going to h/\\/e to get rid of this guy?///
Don't I know it bromide.
Wh/\t do you me/\n it did it itself? Do you /\ctu/\lly expect me to belie\/e your drone bec/\me sentient /\nd m/\de /\ chittr profile?///
@uncl/\spedK/\hun/\ Why the fuck did you gi\/e the boobdrone /\n /\ccount?///
Prob/\bly /\ shot in the d/\rk to e\/en /\sk, but does /\nyone on this website h/\\/e /\ny skulltit/\n t/\pes? It'd be /\ re/\l life s/\\/er if I could /\dd some more to the collection///
/\nnoying th/\t no m/\tter how used to h/\ndling r/\dio/\cti\/e shit I get it still burns my fingers///
#nowpl/\ying - Beg for Me by Korn https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/6bwuLPr45ws\/bTjB0PGI65?si=Iz0ho9/\cQUWuzJ_pBIyw-Q///
the wwords a the lowwbloods are on their lips but those of the seadwwellers are on their collapsin and expandin bladder based aquatic vvascular system -troll cato #philosophy #inspiring #stoicism
[https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/jerma.png] [amaz1ng. 1ncred1ble a1 deepfake techn0l0gy m0rphs every culled rev0lut10nary leader 1nt0 0ne tr0ll.]
If you c/\ll my h/\nds little /\g/\in I'll cut it off inste/\d /\sshole///
But fine, I guess I'll come help you since you c/\n't fucking st/\y out of situ/\tions for fi\/e minutes///
How /\bout I rip the tube off of the cylinder for you?///
I'm not stupid you know///
Murrit wh/\t did you do to th/\t m&m tube///
Wh/\t the fuck do you me/\n "the worms /\re b/\ck"?///
We're not weird at the Harbingers of the Alpocalypse, Laivan Ferroo.
Why did I lo/\d the feed to /\ w/\ll of qu/\d blurring discourse///
Wh/\t the fuck is th/\t https://file.g/\rden//\I6w\/iUpTXp\/hj0P/who///
Wh/\te\/er, if you s/\y so///
Why do you need to ser\/e cunt in the woods there's nobody there///
Why the fuck /\re you we/\ring th/\t to the woods///
M/\ybe if you didn't send me things th/\t suck /\t /\ny opportunity gi\/en I wouldn't h/\te them///
I re/\lly, re/\lly don't///
|< i will r€post without any kind of sham€. https://i.imgur.com/crgphzg.png
Wh/\t /\re you e\/en t/\lking /\bout///
you dont live with me. no.
chest to chest as all men should be. #nsfw
I'm going b/\ck to bed but if I w/\ke up /\nd he's inexplic/\bly trying to m/\im me I'm going to lose my fucking mind /\nd it's your f/\ult///
C/\n you kindly fuck off from my replies so I c/\n /\t le/\st skip out on the psychologic/\l torment this time?///
Shitliz/\rd's scr/\tching /\t the c/\nyon w/\lls in the middle of the night /\g/\in, not excited for the ine\/it/\ble mining trip in the morning///
Wh/\t /\re you going to do? Send /\ drone o\/er to piss him off /\nd get my /\ss kicked?///
Don't fucking screenshot me to your followers /\sshole///
#nowpl/\ying - H/\ng/\r 18 by Meg/\deth https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/0KA/\slGdPc5I6WxmKe3whe?si=cokUkgFhQJeH5s5YtUy3Hg///
im putting 2gether an anti-anime taskforce
you know, i am really glad that troll doctor eggman was away when i posted my ass. i don't think he should see that.
fuck you guys.
reacting w/ all quadrant buttons to solluxs posts to see what happens (nothing)
what?! you'ww get in twoubwe!!