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I feel like watching old Repitonian shows— @unclaspedKahuna Do you have any recommendations—
hrn strawwpage appears to just not be dispensin inquiries despite the fact i knoww some wwere sent effectivve immediately wwe are goin wwith a different solution for subsequent eridan asks https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3cb87f6a105b.png https://tally.so/r/b5vve2E
NONE OF YOU CAN FOOL ME.
my rival quiktrip damara is here https://i.p0stimg.cc/px1fdfyt/screensh0t-20260528-083848.png #sevenelevenp0sting
fuck yr right im bein a pussy wtf wld the consequences even feasibly be its chittr the stakes are so fuckin low theyre below grouuund
What would you do if there WAS ten thousand Murrits though—
You’re right— You got more brains than me—
What if it’s a piece of glass or something—
[The pocketed palmhusk is suddenly seized, and hauled out once more. Vriska looks entirely manic, tapping on the screen. There is a smear of 8ronze across her left cheek. She suddenly stops, staring directly at the camera. Directly at........ you? A moment later, and the palmhusk is SLAMMED into the dirt.] ---arachnidsGrip's palmhusk has 8een destroyed!---
STOP PULLING MY HAAAAAAAAIR!!!!!!!! [There's a few meaty smacks as the two of them keep pummeling each other. It's clear that Vriska's palmhusk is pointed to the sky, though.] @adiosToreador #violence
Alrighty—
LET ME SET THE SCENE HERE. I'M SAT IN MY RESPITE BLOCK AT PRESENT, THE ONLY THING I HAVE OPEN ON MY COMPUTER IS CHITTR. IT'S A TEMPERATE MAY DAY IN THE TROLL KINGDOM AND THE RAIN IS COMING DOWN OUTSIDE PRETTY HEAVILY. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I HAVE THE WINDOW OPEN A CRACK TO HEAR IT FALL. THE SYNCOPATED PITTER PATTER ON THE OUTSIDE WINDOW DANCING IN CONCERT WITH THE SOUND OF MY TOUCH STUBS GLIDING ACROSS MY MECHANICAL KEYBOARD. BACK ON ALTERNIA, YOU DID *NOT* WANT YOUR WINDOW OPEN DURING THE RAIN. THAT SHIT WAS PURE ACID, AND THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR HIVE WAS BUILT TO WITHSTAND IT, BUT THE INSIDE SURE WASN'T AND NEITHER WAS YOUR SKIN. FOR SOME TIME, EVEN THOUGH ITS SAFE TO TOUCH THE RAINWATER ON EARTH-C, I REFUSED TO OPEN MY WINDOW. TODAY THAT CHANGED. DO YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS? BECAUSE TODAY IS A DAY OF FIRSTS. UPON REFLECTION, I SUPPOSE THIS IS MY FIRST 'SPONSORED POST'. A BENEFACTOR WHO WILL REMAIN ANONYMOUS GAVE ME A GIFT CARD TO A PIZZA PLACE CALLED GIORDANO'S. THERE WAS ENOUGH ON THIS CARD FOR A MEAL FOR TWO AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR EVERYONE, I *WILL* BE GOING BACK. I HATE EVERYTHING THAT THIS PIZZA TRIP HAS MADE ME BECOME. THE KARKAT THAT YOU KNEW YESTERDAY IS A DEAD MAN. HE'S BEEN LEFT IN THE PAST, MERELY AN ERRANT SPECTER HAUNTING YOUR MEMORY. I'M SORRY. I'M REALLY, TRULY FUCKING SORRY. I REALLY, REALLY LIKE EARTH-C-HICAGO STYLE PIZZA. EXCEPT...I'M NOT SORRY, ACTUALLY. HAD YOU FOR A MOMENT, DIDN'T I? IF THERE IS ONE THING KARKAT VANTAS IS- IT'S UNREPENTANT IN HIS FOOD OPINIONS. DID YOU REALLY THINK FOR A MOMENT THAT I WOULD GROVEL AT YOUR FEET? BESEECH YOUR TEMPLE FOR APOLOGY? THROW MYSELF AT THE MERCY OF THE EXTREMELY FAKE CLOWN GODS ABOVE FOR DARING TO THINK THAT THIS PIZZA *FUCKS SEVERELY*? YOU'RE DEAD FUCKING WRONG. WELCOME TO KARKAT'S PIZZA REVIEWS. THERE IS NO GOD HERE BUT ME. FEEL FREE TO LEAVE YOUR TITHES IN THE TIP JAR AND KISS MY FINALLY BEJEWELED RING YOU ME DAMNED HEATHEN. NORMALLY WHEN I TRY OUT A NEW PIZZA PLACE, I GO FOR THE BASICS. NOT THIS TIME. AS THIS WAS A SPONSORED VISIT, I TOOK INSTRUCTION ON WHAT PIZZA TO GET- ANY VARIETY OF THEIR EARTH-C-HICAGO STYLE PIZZA. I SEE NOW WHY SOME HUMANS CALL THIS SHIT A 'PIZZA PIE' BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THAT THING HAD A *CRUST*. IT WAS LIKE EXCAVATING IN A MINE OF SAUCE AND MOLTEN HOT CHEESE. I'LL ADMIT. I WAS VERY HESITANT GOING INTO THIS. SAUCE? ON TOP OF THE PIZZA? HOW NOVEL! HOW STRANGE! I'D HEARD OF SUCH A CONCOCTION, SUCH A WEIRD FUCKING MEAL BEFORE AND I'D SORT OF WRITTEN IT OFF ENTIRELY. HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY APPEAL TO THE PALATE OF ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING THINKPAN AND THE FULL POSSESSION OF ONE'S NATURAL FLAVOR BUMPS. I WAS A FUCKING FOOL. A FRAUD, EVEN. I'M A MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE MAN NOW. A BETTER MAN. THAT. SHIT. FUCKED. THIS WILL BE MY FIRST 10/10 REVIEW. THIS BASIC ASS, BEAUTIFULLY SIMPLISTIC CHEESE AND SAUCE DEEP DISH FLAVOR DISC WILL BE MY SWAN SONG. YOU CAN PLAY ME OUT NOW. I CAN DIE HAPPY. LET'S REVIEW WHAT'S GOOD. EVERYTHING, YOU FUCKING IDIOT DID YOU NOT LISTEN TO A WORD I JUST SAID? THIS IS UNASSAILABLE! YOU CANNOT HOPE TO ATTAIN THE BENEVOLENT PEAKS THAT THIS FLAVOR DISC PROVIDES, YOU HAPLESS DEGENERATE. YOU SPEND HOURS EVERY DAY GOONING ON CHITTR.ING WHEN THERE'S A VERITABLE CORNUCOPIA OF EXPERIENCES WAITING FOR YOU OUTSIDE YOUR FRONT DOOR IF YOU JUST SEEK TO ATTAIN THEM,. THE CRUST FOUGHT ME. IT WAS A BRIEF STRUGGLE TO BITE INTO BEFORE ITS CRISPY DENSENESS YIELDED TO THE SUPERIOR MIGHT OF MY FANGS, LIKE A LOVER JUST A TOUCH TOO SHY TO GIVE IN RIGHT AWAY. THE SAUCE SETTLED ON TOP, A TEASING OCEAN OF TOMATO AND PESTO. SHE STARED AT ME IN OUR TWIN COLOR, EYES ALLURING AND INSPIRING A GROWL FROM ME. IT WAS FERAL. I'M NOT PROUD OF THE WAY I TOOK HER. THE WAY I CLAMPED MY CLAWS AROUND HER AND TORE INTO HER SUPPLE FLESH. ...WHAT? DID YOU THINK THAT WAS #SUGGESTIVE? I'M DESCRIBING BITING INTO A SLICE OF PIZZA YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. THE CHEESE WAS THICK. HAVING BEEN BAKED INTO THE BASED LAYER OF THE PIZZA MEANT THAT SHIT WAS LIKE A LAVA EXPLOSION IN MY MOUTH. THERE WAS SO MUCH OF IT I THOUGHT I MIGHT DIE. IT SCORNED ME AT FIRST, BURNED THE SHIT OUT OF MY CHIN, BUT ENTICED ME WITH HER FLAVOR. SO I PUT IT DOWN AND TOOK A HUGE GLUG OF COKE (WITH ICE) AND THANK YOU TO THE GIORDANO'S STAFF FOR THEIR SWIFT RESPONSE BECAUSE ANY LONGER AND I MIGHT HAVE SCREAMED A LOT AND MADE EVERYONE IN THE RESTAURANT LOOK AT ME FUNNY AND THAT WOULD HAVE MADE ME NOT WANT TO POST THIS AT ALL. THE FLAVOR PROFILE WAS IMMACULATE. EVERY FLAVOR BLENDED INTO EACH OTHER SO PERFECTLY BUT STILL KEPT THEMSELVES CHASTELY DISTINCT, EACH SHOWING ME WHAT THEY HAD GOING FOR THEM INDIVIDUALLY AS WELL AS A COLLECTIVE. THEY WERE LIKE MY THREE GIRLFRIENDS. AND YES THEY SMOKED WEED. TO PUT INTO THE SIMPLEST WORDS POSSIBLE. I AM A CHANGED MAN. I AM A DIFFERENT PERSON THAN WHO WALKED INTO THAT PIZZA PLACE. THAT SHIT WAS ALSO WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH FOR ME TO EAT IN ONE SITTING SO I STILL HAVE A FEW SLICES LEFT THAT I TOOK HOME AND SHOVED IN THE FRIDGE. VRISKA, IF YOU'RE READING THIS KEEP YOUR HANDSY THIEF PAWS OFF OF MY FUCKING PIZZA I MARKED IT WITH MY BLOOD AND PUNCHED IN TRIPLICATE THAT IT'S FUCKING *MINE*, OKAY? I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU HIGH AND DRY I GOT YOU A BBQ MEATLOVERS IT'S IN THE FRIDGE ON THE BOTTOM SHELF, OKAY? I EVEN GOT YOU A 2L OF SPRITE. YOU *LOVE* SPRITE. IS THIS ENOUGH APPEASEMENT FOR YOU TO KEEP YOUR LOUSY, NO GOOD CLAWS OFF OF MY FOOD? YES? GOOD. GLAD WE COULD COME TO AN AGREEMENT. FINAL VERDICT: 10/10. I'VE FOUND A NEW LOVE IN LIFE. A NEW *PURPOSE.* THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD OUT THERE, GUYS. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GO OUT AND SEIZE IT. CARPE DICKEM OR WHATEVER. THANK YOU AND GOONNIGHT. I MEAN GOODNIGHT.
- Well, I've definitely got to update mmy digital Curriculumm Viscerae... I have accrued MULTIPLE bosses since the timme of writing this part... 😆😆😁😁 - https://i.ibb.co/qMdW9KrT/immage.png - https://i.ibb.co/5h8XMJjt/immage.png [ TRANSLATION ]
new and revolutionary hat ideas? looking to change the world. ftw
sort of a societal prison
Okay What The Hell Sure Fine Ill Bite Tell Me More Of Your Entirely Believable Problems
i have officially went through my account and started a proper tag for writing and concepts! by using the tag #rankworks you are able to view the most recent in the collection that chittr will show i couldnt get them all obviously since the start of my account but i did my best! 0u0 ill be tagging them from now on to keep them organized and easy to find (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, it took so long but its worth it, reposting this chit since i announced it very very very early, archive rating: E)
But If It Did That Would Be Certainly Sad Enough To Be Veritable "You" Problem
That Doesnt Sound Believable At All By The Way
Oh Oh Wow
Some rel8tionships just can't stand the test of time! Nothing wrong with 8r8king things off when they no longer serve you. Congrats @grimAuxiliatrix for cutting the knot! Human marriage pro8a8ly sucks eggs anyway!!!!!!!!
You Sound Like Someone Who Doesnt Clean The Slime Trap So Barring The Obvious That Would Already Preclude You From A Lot Of Things And I Dont Care That You Likely Dont Empty The Slime Trap For The Fact That You Probably Just Werent Even Taught To It Has No Personal Significance To Me At All
And No For The Record This Is Not Me Telegraphing Some Open Invitation To A Nebulous Empty Space In My Quarters Or At My Kitchen Table This Is Simply To Forgo All The Unnecessary Questions #YesImDivorced #WhoEvenCares
Okay After A Cursory Scroll Of Your Page I Can Tell You Have A Lot Of Personal Issues But For The Record That Means Literally Nothing To Me
...Is that you... veiled lady?
Nothing gets a fella standing at attention more than a romp in double time! My special guest DEMANDED he be in her primary company but i refuse to be chucked to the wayside. So were saddling up like a regular hotdog. A lady sandwich and shes the cold cut in-between. So excited to be home! Turns out i missed a party though. :(
The whatblowing double what.
XDXD I refuse to believe any of those words are supposed to be used in the manner of which you just did. XDXD
XDXD Bad sentence. XDXD
No, I don't think I will.
I REFUSE to acknowledge such a statement.
Hold up Let them cook.
Delete this.
Yes. That's obviously the issue here.
How droll.
Perhaps if you actually interacted with the Repiton Corporation instead of acting out like a wriggler they'd actually listen to you.
- It's all painfully real, LOL! 😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🥹🤣🤣🤣🤣
!!MY SCOOBERT dOO ARRIVEd!!
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Nobody accuses *me* of being a fake anthropormunicipality fan—
If only you truly would retire.
i might be a homunculus
:o) As you can all see I have been graciously bestowed favor :o) By my wonderful Lord, Caliborn-sama :o) These are the boons you can hope and scrabble to achieve :o) If you dedicate yourself to the craft of being a bad as fuck dude with a badass back hand who says #swagever to the bullshit noise and is cold as hell and MOTHERFUCKING PIOUS.
It’s great—
Lik£. WOW. OMFG. UM. WOW.!!! OMG!!!!
↘️i am gonna lie, this is fire.↘️
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@unclaspedKahuna Is this true— #substance https://i—postimg—cc/tTB5qpFZ/58e941eb5c8cfc11f61dcf57e8b9e832—png
wwho wwants to knoww
#HoleJumpscare #OrMaybe #AppropriatelyTaggedHoleJumpscare
࣪⊹₊˚{ dont go staring at the rift if you dont want the rift to stare back i guess, bestie! }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
#deaddovedonteat moment
Scrolled down, immediately forgot what I read in this post, fell victim to the same hole.
AHEM. I may circulate this post for the afternoon and evening crowds again, so don't be surprised if you see a repost. Here are the details for the next season of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. Our roster will include: - Twelve trolls, rust through violet castes. Two will be permitted to enter as hemoanonymous. - Four carapacians. - Eight human beings. - Two wildcards. Sprites, cherubs, and species otherwise not listed here. The grand prize for winning will be a fast track to sleazy tabloid fame, a small fortune, and *one* favor of your choice granted by myself. TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL will be sponsored by Crockercorp and air exclusively on the Bettybroadcast Worldwide network (BBW). You have until May 1st to get your auditions in, at which point we will announce the final cast! We will begin live broadcasting on May 11. Please *Read* and fill out the attached form to audition. https://forms.gle/4LzUEzdjbB3ijuqD8 #totaldramaisland
Where did you even get this.
#horchata.
@obliqueDetourer https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0046055a3877.gif
#podsweetpod. [Vesica’s HuskHelm receptacle: a dented, coffin-like reclined chair wired directly into the wall through thick bundles of black cables and cooling tubes. The interior padding is stained and uneven from long-term use, molded vaguely to the shape of a body that spends far too much time inside it. There is a silhouette caste in the red lighting of Vesica and #DroneLusus. There is a door in the far distance of the #pod they reside in. Surrounding the receptacle are dozens of towers of empty energy elixirs stacked beside trays of untouched nutrient paste, most still sealed, some half-eaten and dried. Disposable spoons litter the floor. A greasy sheen nearby offers a glimpse into the respiteblock nearby. Unlike this room, it is immaculate.] Hffff.
i met my girlfriend on r/cigarettes in 2011 we were making fun of everyone there among the first to do so we moved to chittr and i told her i would suck the battery out her palmhusk she loved a freaky voidrot chick i went to visit her in the sexy part of outglut in 2012 she fucked on this freaky voidrot chick bodyy #nsfw
Everyone wants to be the biggest pervert in the sherbert.
I hate it when you lock granderbulbs with a random troll on the street, and enter into a non-optional #Fiduspawn battle to the death. I'm beating off a clown right now, but his fiduspawn all have high HP and defenses, so it's come down to a battle of attrition. This is going to take forever. #Mondays - MC Oleana
↘️for a moment, i was so completely consumed in my interpersonal drama and instances in #wrothebaiting↘️ ↗️THAT I COMPLETELY FORGOT THE THING I AM LIVING FOR CONTINUES TO PERSIST ON THE WEBSITE, A BREATHING TESTAMENT TO NEVER SUBMIT TO YOUR LESSERS↗️ ↘️or bow to the inferior chidings of some↘️ ↘️some↘️ ↗️HALFGROWN CHUD*.↗️ ↘️*contrarian, helpless, useless, dipshit.↘️ ↗️I HAVE TAKEN THE TIME NECESSARY TO REORIENT MY WORLDVIEW AND HAVE COME BACK WITH A PROPER ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF YOUR NEW OUTFIT, WHICH CANNOT POSSIBLY BE SUMMARIZED IN WORDS WITH ALL OF ITS REFINED GREATNESS.↗️ ↘️nevertheless, i will try.↘️ ↗️THE FLATTERING CUT OF YOUR TOO-SMALL SHIRT HAS REVEALED JUST ENOUGH REAL ESTATE TO ENTICE PROSPECTIVE BUYERS INTO CHECKING OUT THE MARKET, WITHOUT FULLY ECLIPSING AN AUDIENCE OF UNDERHANDEDLINGS.↗️ ↘️you have managed to walk a thin, fine line between showing too much and leaving it all to the imagination.↘️ ↗️AN ACT OF PROFESSIONALISM SO PROFOUND THAT IT IS SHAKING MY TYPESTUMPS AS I WRITE THESE WORDS.↗️ ↘️my pusher poured into your every crevice of understanding.↘️ ↗️MY EMOTIONAL RESPONSE TO THIS PICTURE UNLEASHED WITH EVERY NUDGE OF MY WORN-DOWN KEYS.↗️ ↘️corporate has had to replace three typeboards since you began posting selfies.↘️ ↗️I AM SIMPLY WEARING THROUGH THEM, WITH THE VERBOSITY YOU ELICIT FROM MY TREMBLING, WAVERING FORM.↗️ ↘️they are literally filing complaints but i am ignoring the pink slips stapled to my posturestrunk.↘️ ↗️TO CONTINUE LOOKING AT YOU.↗️ ↘️speaking of.↘️ ↗️YOUR WALKPROTECTOR BREECHES HAVE NEVER BEFORE SHOWN OFF THE FINE ANATOMY OF YOUR SHAPELY WALKSTEMS.↗️ ↘️calves obscured by miserable cloth, i know every intern gathered around the hydration cooler is speculating on the approximate width of your shins and muscular calves.↘️ ↗️I AM GANDERBULBING IT.↗️ ↘️twenty inches.↘️ ↗️WHEN FLEXED, OF COURSE.↗️ ↘️before it tapers into a lithe↘️ ↗️BUT STURDY↗️ ↘️strutpod connective joint.↘️ ↗️THE PRISTINE APPEARANCE OF YOUR ROYAL SLIPPER IS SO ENTICING THAT IT IS MAKING ME PREEMPTIVELY SQUIRM IN MY UNCOMFORTABLY SLICK STEPPERS.↗️ ↘️artificial of pleather and not near as godly and radiant as your own walkapparatuses, i am feeling so restricted within my worksquare.↘️ ↗️WITHIN MY EVERYTHING.↗️ ↘️my exoskeleton is suffocating me.↘️ ↗️YOUR NEW WINGS↗️ ↘️did not even know we could grow those, but hey, that is why you are in your ultimate molt and i am not even in my second skinning↘️ ↗️LITERALLY SO EMBARASSING FOR ME↗️ ↘️inspire a desperation for freedom i did not even know i had.↘️ ↗️BUT WILL NEVERTHELESS CONTINUE TO REPRESS FOR A GREAT MANY SERIES OF SWEEPS.↗️ ↘️i bask in awe at the status of your glitterdust trail.↘️ ↗️I TREMBLE IN THE MIGHT OF YOUR PERFECT, BEHOLDEN STATE.↗️ ↘️there is literally little more i can wish for, aside from ascending to a status of elite employment at your behest, my prongs curled tightly at the scalloped coattail of your godly garb↘️ ↗️MY MIND OPEN TO RECEIVE YOUR EVERY INSTRUCTION.↗️ ↘️my back prepared to receive the lashing of your purrbeast of nines, or some other blunt, intrusive object of interest↘️ ↗️IF I WERE TO FAIL TO REPORT BACK ON HOW SEVERELY EPIC AND LITERALLY AMAZING YOU ARE.↗️ ↘️hhough.↘️ ↗️YOU TRULY ARE A SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️in every regard.↘️
thus is the prince of hope enthroned crowwned not by gold but by the wwar song a fifty thousand wwrath-wweary angels wwhere he treads the darkness retreats before his light beautiful and terrible as the dawwn https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5107e9ca5e88.png #fitcheck @gratuitousAnnuity @handMaid
everyone is praising and scorning me! My pan is flipping inside out! #nsfw
#caliborngaming #cultofthedamned fanart https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/79a278945072.png
Dear god. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d4308246c45.PNG
↘️i have been admonished for removing my walkpod coverings during my (patent pending) 9-5-9 shift, a concerted effort by my worksquare neighbor to remove me as competition for top finanscare advisor.↘️ ↗️"WROTHE, YOU CANNOT SIT WITH YOUR STEPPRONGS OUT."↗️ ↘️"wrothe, this sort of disciplinary action is going to earn you a diminishing pay, you aren't even worthy of a cheque to cut your name on."↘️ ↗️"WROTHE, WE HAVE DISCUSSED THIS BEFORE."↗️ ↘️it is always something.↘️ ↗️WHEN YOU ARE AHEAD, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A SET OF CHATTERING BITERS TO PULL YOU BACK DOWN.↗️ ↘️but the moral of the story is that i will rise above the rest, and i will not be subdued by some particularly poor-bred fellow indigoffice worker.↘️ ↗️I HAVE INVESTED AN UNTOLD AMOUNT OF TIME AND ALSO CAEGAR INTO PERFECTING MY PROFRESHIONAL STEEZE.↗️ ↘️kindly do not step to me.↘️
quads nevver did no good for no one least of all me i reckon gettin your quads filled is directly related to mental decline in trolls our age maybe the wwrigglers can keep up wwith this crap but catch me slakin my thirst on footwwine from any vvixen i happen upon in the streets keeps me feelin free
im s0 sad can two boys come over and kiss in front of me for a little that would probably help i think clothes can stay on also it should be flush and chaste or at least one of them should want things to be flush and chaste maybe you could look over at me and say “but shes watching” or something to pretend thats the reason you cant go any farther i just need this right now (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, ESB, emotional support boys, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Another shoot this morning. I'm reticent to attach the release of the images to profanity, but per my social media manager, they "helmed the mothership straight into the cuntagon." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png
here’s a thing that happened to one of my pals. i wvas there. basically, wve vwere vwalking dowvn the sidevwalk, talking about something meaningless. i think it had to do vwith a mowvie. then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people wvith “dowvn wvith cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. i wvas punched and kicked a bit too, but i managed to avwoid brutalization by going for their faces. after figuring out wvhat’s happening, i started attacking them back, getting them off of him. he wvas quite injured but i called 911 and he made a full recowvery at the hospital. i wvas fine, wvith only a cut on my arm that they patched up. #vwiolence #cisphobia
OBJECTION! not me im 5'2 and dont need to lie about my height to impress people online unlike the "6'7" losers out there
can someone tell me why everyone looks at me funny when i suggest cherub erofics! is there something about their biology i dont know 0n0” (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, cherubplay, alien anatomy, fic questions, sfw anatomy questions, skullfucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Good evening. Another one of those nights, hm? 'Pass the wine', as they say! Haha! I am trying to 'socialize' as suggested by my PR department.
It will be time for cards I've had close to the chest to be shown soon. For all to be revealed as my gambit takes form. I do so hope residents of Repiton are looking forward to it.
Today's meal to try and pair with wine is: Steamed hams, at the recommendation of a write-in from Sideline magazine. Verdict: Ugh.
Today's dine and wine pair (new term I made up for these posts) is: Riesling white wine and a 'Gambas al Ajillo'. The wine, as always, is disgusting but the meal was very nice- even if I had to substitute some of the aquatic ingredients for an imitation meat.
That awful clown has been in my notifications again.
Looking for Twelve Star Men to interview for next month's issue of Sideline. Serious inquiries only.
At a recommendation from my HR department, I've gone ahead and acquired an alcoholic beverage called scotch. Now, I'm going to tag this with #substances just to make sure but I do not intend to imbibe until I'm incapacitated. That would be unrefined. My first thoughts are this is *significantly* better than wine. Whereas wine tastes like being assaulted by fruit and fizzy water from all angles until you're buried alive, scotch has a much bolder taste. This one at the very least is briny, I feel it in my chest. It has a pleasant burn. Yes, I believe this will be my beverage of choice from now on.
I'm truly convinced that some people are just made of hatred, because it doesn't matter how benign my posts are, some people will just press hate as though its their job. Hell, maybe it is. Is there a grift on botted hates?
God, I wish you could mute threads. Having to watch an ignorant fool hopelessly flirt with people of actual taste and intelligence is truly worsening my day.
Fishing is unilaterally forbidden on Repiton considering the state of the water, but I've always fancied the idea of it. Patience and peace- it sounds like it would be up my alley. If it wasn't guaranteed to get me killed, I may even consider bending the laws a bit.
With how many of you are desperate to see other user's unmentionables you'd think you weren't connected to the internet. Why do you need to beg on chittr, I'm sure you can find what you're looking for elsewhere. #nsfw
In a few days, I will be starting a new game with several of my acquaintances. It should be fruitful for all of us, but most importantly for the future of Repiton. I've been told there will be a chance I lose connection to this account, and Chittr as a whole. Should this come to pass- know that I will return. But I will do my best to continue to keep you all appraised of everything that shall be going on. I've planned for this day for sweeps, making moves behind drawn curtains. There is very little that could get in my way now.
Happy birthday to my official HR department lead, @gutsyGumshoe I am very proud to be working with you, and hope that our endeavors going forward will be fruitful and mutually beneficial. Sideline will always be an ally to Crockercorp.
Today is a very good day. I haven't felt quite so optimistic in some time. Two days until me and my peers begin the game. Stay tuned.
sometimes i go lookin fore otter fus)(ias on )(ere figurin t)(ere mite b one wit any experience das amusin or any political takes to c)(at aboat. alwaves disappointed 3B-/
Wait— when is it coming— I don’t think I’m ready—
There’s a war?—
It’s been too boring lately— I need to go out and have fun—
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I think I would’ve told her to not feel guilty for not doing anything ]
nEVER STOP MESSAGING HER GOOD NIGHT AND, gOOD MORNING, eVEN WHEN SHE STOPS REPLYING,
"= learn how to plug in a helmstroll before you try it the first time. don't lose some shit. to electrical explosions. and also, uh, ditch the empire if you can, also, avoid the meat grinder. ="
You probably shouldn't go to that convention lol.
♯letthegriefconsumeyou
:33 < mew should purrobably not even bother with karkitty ://
- Goregle MDCLLr asymmptomms for head, a traumma please seearch themm, Thank you, fromm mme, Mintyl,
the normies and the haters have never mattered we are still dining on success that being said its probably a swift return to thin gruel meals tomorrow what goes up must come down
everyone who hates my sludge posting is about to get their socks blown the fuck off in glee tolight the moirail brought back treasure enough to make a real feast gruelless dinner i dont even know if youre ready
in case you havwen’t noticed, im vweird. i’m a vweirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont wvant to fit in. havwe you ewver seen me wvithout this stupid cig? thats vweird.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
yayyy!!!!! okay i'll report back to you!! ==> jade: chew those darn bones
That was not meant to be made public.
Went To The Bar Tonight. Good Times. Only A 15-minute Walk. But The Walk Home Took 45 Minutes, The Difference Was Staggering. #dadjoke
I took a break. What is this bullshit about "ancestors?"
my ancestor sucks bad. ovwerrated asshole
gramps made me drink hot dog water after great grandpappy schultz vanished with the doll
I'm literally trying my best.
when you get paid biwipely in whoville wipe one: roast beast wipe two: last can of who hash
mY FAVORITE vOCALOID IS tETO, }:)
Daddy long dick just cruised past L.A. #DirkReport
The most effective lure is rarely an open invitation, but rather forbiddance. The intention to prevent harm through forced avoidance brings a new level of intrigue, a desire to prove oneself capable, and of course the inherent resistance towards being told what to do. Merely allow yourself to become forbidden, and you will be approached regardless. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
↗️I LITERALLY HAVE ZERO CULTURAL CONTEXT FOR THE IMPORTANCE OF THESE TERMS, BUT I HAVE NEVERTHELESS DEVOTED COUNTLESS MINUTES OF LOST PRODUCTIVITY TO TAKING THIS.↗️ ↘️there is no option for threatening suicide on any of these questions, but i have done my best.↘️ ↗️#NSFW.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e659820882dc.jpg
As if there was any other possible result. Despite popular belief on certain artistic venues of the internet. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6e62e37b097.png #nsfw #myalphatest
<3-<3-The-humans-have-a-reincarnating-cultural-figure-named-"Homer"-sometimes-he's-greek,-sometimes-he's-american.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/750693a28436.png #nsfw
- Can anyone tell mme what this mmight translate into mmore concretely in the workplace? 😆 And why is it #NSFW? So mmany of the questions were about #Work? 🤣🤣 https://i.ibb.co/nqj4yTQ3/immage.png
wHAT DOES THIS MEAN? #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/2F5410363595.PNG
What the hell is this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/13b0bfa679ac.png https://aboquiz.org/quiz/ #nsfw #myalphaquiz
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/0YQQFNRK/SCREENSHOT-2026-04-08-AT-6-26-34-PM.PNG IS ANYBODY SURPRISED. HTTPS://ABOQUIZ.ORG/QUIZ/ #NSFW
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
i'm scared for my life what are you talking about??????
who the hell is the phantom???
did anyone else think i looked really good in those post wwhippin photos
i literally died on the fuckin cross wwhat more do i gotta do to entertain you people
↗️AN EASY FIFTY CAEGAR. @etheromaniacEgghead ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a22a22f15fed.png
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No they aren't. Be honest.
3 day blinding stew—
I appreciate the support. Never say this combination of words to me again.
I fell down a large hole which I'm not entirely sure how I'll get out of, but I did find what I now know is diamonds- *very* interesting. It seems I can craft tools from this. Very, very nice. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b40c2d3947a4.PNG
Thirty minutes to #IWANTCANDY.
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] #AREYOUCOMING? #ERIDANWEEK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1124364f1261.png #eridanweek #AREYOUCOMING?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png Aw hell. #eridanweek #gotmyassbeat
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa3cff50569a.png Y'all hear something?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e0df1b8768ed.png
lol theY;re dead https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/18a78f103afd:png #eridanweek #art
Busy the whole day again— Augh—
to the filthy stinkin rogue wwho snuck into my trailer and snatched my neww shorts your days are fuckin numbered and i knoww wwhat the number is unfortunately for you the showw wwill go on ill do this shit in pants if i got to or none at all if english hasnt changed his trouser tearin wways #eridanwweek
Im laydow
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
s still r recovering.
today I will be evil and send no bug pictures and say fuck
NRUNO WERE COMING FOR YOU STAY STRONG PLEASE
i AM SO IMPRESSED BY THE #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET! tHE GAMEPLAY WAS EXTREMELY ENGAGING AND REALISTIC. bOY DID IT WORK UP AN APPETITE FIGHTING ALL THOSE BEASTS! i THINK i'M GOING TO GO ENJOY A DELICIOUS cROCKERCORP BRAND FOOD AND/OR BEVERAGE PRODUCT HERE AT #eRIDANwEEK SPONSORED BY #cROCKERCORP - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
what do you mean im gonna miss the condy #bouncingonit at #eridanwveek
The bounce house is currently being repaired. First individual to #killspadesslick will INHERIT the bounce house after #eridanweek has concluded. How would you like to be #bouncingonit for years to come? @spadesSlick#8817 #violence
thats normal dont worry
if youre hungry and want a bowl of slop just let me know if you want it thick or thin (or spiked) and i will make it for you but do not ask me about the ingredients i will not tell you #eridanweek
if anyone is feeling a bit peckish at #eridanweek dont worry i brought enough to share https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0401.jpeg
arigatou gozaimasu for 200 followers kyaa (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid-sensei, my face, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed72d593824.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d8180d534e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d5573922a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/135e05e2f0bb.png
I am not attending #eridanweek due to threats and also attempts on my life, but I truly hope that everyone enjoys all of the wonderful events and fun organized by @gutsyGumshoe
Are you #bouncingonit at #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28c0852979c4.png
Some people are SO obsessed with those who have more than them. Pathetic, pathetic, PATHETIC! I'M GOING HOME!
I'm never leaving my hive ever again.
Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
Of course it'd be her. This charade is exactly the kind offfeftgyerfbhierfjijklpl;ddddd
You just simply cannot be serious.
h heading out d don’t worry if you c can’t reach me.
- Hammifi please not where Oleana can see
i w want to ask m murrit for a f favor but knowing t them ill be in debt for life
That 'game' wasn't even fun.
j just one track. just g give me one track that isnt so retro. im like fuckin g goku in the hyperbolic time c chamber but with music
<3-Yeah-yeah-sure,-become-a-girl-first-though.
<3-Okay-that's-it,-you're-going-in-my-tomb-when-I-die
All three, the choice is limitless. So long as you consider "3" to be limitless
>([i had no assigned duties today, so i decided to build a small house. however, it has no use to me. so if anyone would like it, please let me know.]
>([i have been playing a video game known as ‘anthropromuncipality’ as of late. i even met a user named ‘blue dog’. however, it seems they have cut off communication after i succeeded 12 rounds of tag against them. very strange.]
Staff at #eridanweek are not responsible for STDs exchanged between attendants. Learn to wrap it up and be more discreet in who you bump uglies with. And maybe go Google some fucking remedies instead of airing this shit out in public where everyone can see it. Bro to bro? It's kind of embarrassing.
What is Eridan Week even about—
tonight was very busy and scary people died and a well dressed man was very kind to me ever since getting on this website everything has been a blur i need a cigarette (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, vagueposting, amouage reflection, #substance, archive rating: G)
He will rise again.
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The people spoke. We have listened. Starting on night two of #eridanweek, there will be multiple trampolines of varying sizes to accommodate for the raucous demand for whimsical physical activities. By participating you agree to waive any liability for physical injury or interpersonal strife born from #bouncingonit from the staff. Go nuts.
despite scurrilous attempts by numerous bad actors to destroy #eridanwweek on its first night includin the vvicious murder a my descendent @twwentyfourCarat #eridanwweek is goin strong and showwin no signs a slowwin also troll bruno mars wwill be back tomorroww wwe just got to wwait for @gutsyGumshoe to wwake up you do not wwant to interrupt that wwomans beauty sleep
Bruno Is Gone 😟😭🕊️ #eridanweek
I’m like— If two trolls made a wriggler—
#eridanweek #mikuweek 🐟🥬🎤💖🔊 http$://file.garden/acttmg-lgd3f0e4p/miku%20week.png
Who Is Ready Fpr My Performance At #eridanweek 💃🎂
TWEAKED OFF THE PERC AND FAKED MY OWN DEATH GOT WOMEN WEEPING AT MY CLOSED CASKET FUNERAL THEY THOUGHT MY HEAD WAS BLOWN SMOOVE OFF IN A BOOMERANG INCIDENT REALLY I JUST WENT WHERE THE WIND TOOK ME LOOK FOR ME BY THE LIGHT OF THE SECOND STAR STARE AT THE SUN GO BLIND RIGHT NOW #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK
just shot troll michael jackson #vviolence
tROLL bRUNO mARS IS ABSOLUTELY, cULLING IT ON, tHE ONE-TROLL, tRAMPOLINE, #bOUNCINGONIT AT #eRIDANwEEK,
@kingofPop Has been removed from the roster of performers for #eridanweek. THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING! INSTEAD, PLEASE ENJOY THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF @freakNasty !!! OUR NEW #ERIDANWEEK HEADLINER!
IS THIS THING ON FOLYKL FLOW BEGINS NOW
YEAH YEAH! I have a HUUUGE announcement for all my fans across Alternia! I will be the headline performer for #eridanweek , SHAMONE! I'll be playing all my biggest hits like Troller, All I Do is Troll for You, Troll in the Mirror, and so many more! HEE HEE!
They hate to see a big ass motherfucker moshing.
That dimple is illegal, ille-e-e-e-e-e-e-gal :) No, it's dangerous, oh yes :) So I call you "Illegirl", ille-e-e-e-e-e-e-girl. :) #imcoming to #eridanweek :)
After some conversation and deliberation with parties that will remain nameless, I announce now that I am #maybecoming to #eridanweek, given certain undisclosed #circumstances.
You better BELIEVE #IMCOMING to ERIDANWEEK! I WILL be bringing booze for the masses. (Though I personally will NOT partake.)
Delighted to announce one of our evening headliners @clownBae transported in from OLD ALTERNIA to perform at #eridanweek! *Crockercorp is not legally responsible for injury, dismemberment, or death at #eridanweek
Wwherever you go, that's wwhere I'll followw Nobody's promised tomorroww (yeah) (Eridan)
to the many inquirin minds screamin into the vvoid wwith wwitherin hope that someone anyone wwill explain wwhat #eridanwweek is obvviously its some kinda fuckin party
Restless crowds of local civilians are already gathering at the #eridanweek musical venue to enjoy an evening of smash performances from our choice lineup of musical artists. Are YOU coming to #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1a64c14e44a.webp
Aww, yeah (Uh) Wwhat's up, baby, I'mm here to mmeet Eridan!
I do not believe I will be in attendance at Eridan Week due to prior commitments, but I wish the event all the success it deserves. I am sure a representative from my team will be in attendance.
Thinking about what could those silly trolls be doing.
i think if i was a human boy i would have dark hair kept at my shoulders with piercing eyes but i usually keep them down and avoid people because im very nervous being a transfer student to the college im going to until one day i bump into a large human boy on campus he stops a football from hitting me by catching it hes very sweaty because he was playing and he looks at me and he says “you good?” and i just nod and from there we start growing closer and i start going to his games and he invites me to his dorm and i meet his girlfriend and his other friends and one time he invites me over but theres no one else there so im a bit nervous and he lays in his bed on his palmhusk scrolling with one arm above his head he has a tank top on and i sit awkwardly at the end of the bed silently until he starts showing me unfunny photos but i smile anyways because they seem to make him laugh and thats enough for me and when its time for me to leave he tosses me a hoodie because it got chilly outside so i say “thanks” and start walking going over every second of the hang out in my head and thinking about his girlfriend and then thinking about his smile and i lock myself in my dorm room and pathetically press my face into his hoodie while i take the edge off like a sweaty loser freak before looking down at the mess i made on my hand and letting apathy win instead of crying about it before taking a shower and sitting down in the tub to let the water run over me from above like rain (tags: im not quite sure actually, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
concept: holding yourself close, biting into your shoulder as you go at a pace thats just right "you like it like that?" you mumbled under to your breath, hearing a pathetic moan leave your lips in response "you know we do" (tags: Reader/Reader, #rankworks, #selfcest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, thank you chittr trends, archive raiting: E)
Bi bcan bmake ba bunch bof bmyself bometimes, bfor bspecial bemergencies. BBut bI bnever bonsidered bsmooching bthem! Bi bwas bbusy bsmoochbing bsilly Bapula bback bto blife… https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/popahvwedding.mp4
a another h human b bug to be j jealous of t this is the 'Hypolycaena Amasa' https://i.pinimg.com/736x/bc/f3/e3/bcf3e32e16df886d827e2f050f0609ea.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e9/72/de/e972de84607a3e87a86c9341c35f9b15.jpg f for the midnight c crew :)
Why are there people vagueposting about each other— Did I miss something—
the harness makes his spheres look so good you dont understand he wears tight shirts on purpose i know it i know it and the black on black pinstriped pants that fit so good he knows how to dress and he ignores me a lot but thats just because hes a working man he smelled like latex last time i got the chance to see him but thats was so long ago i wonder what he smells like now his last photoshoot with him leaning back in the chair the one where hes smoking i literally had to order a second edition because i got blood all over the first one (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, clothing fetish, suit fetish, his spheres i, kyaaa, archive rating: M)
Now listening on Spotify: True Confession by Mal Hallett and his Orchestra. A curious arrangement, is it not? Lush strings, lingering harmonies, a tempo that carries more than just rhythm. There is intention here, subtle yet deliberate. I find the cadence… agreeable. Perhaps you will, too. Perhaps you will hear in it something you did not expect, or something you recognized immediately. Music, after all, is a language of its own. One that requires no questions, and yet offers answers if one is inclined to listen. Consider this a gentle suggestion for your auditory palette. I trust it will serve as suitable accompaniment to your various endeavors. https://youtu.be/0MptoCt_YFg?si=BaAUj152UviJF-eq
So if he's dead, does that mean there's an opening.
two times the trolls and half the balls is crazy
✿ 𖧧h𖥧s res❦na𖧧es w𖥧𖧧h me f❦r reas❦ns 𖥧 fa𖥧l 𖧧❦ grasp ✿
i really need like a kankri shaped holster so vwhen someone tries to oppress me or shit on my identity or tell me im vwrong i can wvhip it out and hawve him argue for me, i may be a cunning linguist ( ;) ) but hes vway better at this stuff than i am.
Also Yes I Did Buy The Stupid Airfryer It Is Literally Just A Regular Airfryer With Sunglasses That Cost Me 40 Human Dollars. Do Not Ask Me Why I Paid For That I Don’t Have A Good Answer For You
Another successful visit on behalf of the Bake-A-Wish foundation. Although I can't help but question the clouded judgment of some of these unfortunates. You're only going to get, what? Four or five more years out of your reanimated grandmother? Meanwhile, the alternative offering of the FULL Betty Crocker suite of household products will still be in your household fifteen years from now. Oh well. No accounting for taste.
:o( I am having such trouble with DM notifications :o( Sometimes they don't even show up at all :o( I missed a message from our dear Rankmaid :o( For four hours.
Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
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(๑∩▃∩๑) >> SiSter, if you See a bitch in the alley with a bad bob that iS not me. Go the other way. httpS://file.garden/ZyakuQItADlYXy_T/badbob.png
J⟡J⟡--> ⚓︎his is g⟡nn♡ be ⚓︎he bes⚓︎ g♡me ⟡f F-MEG♡ ⚓︎hen! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
J⟡J⟡--> ⟡k♡y! invi⚓︎e sen⚓︎! m♡y ⚓︎he bes⚓︎ ⚓︎r⟡ll win! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
J⟡J⟡--> ⚓︎here's ♡ w♡r ⚓︎h♡⚓︎'s g⟡ing ⚓︎⟡ h♡ppen <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
beverybody bwatch bits bery bimportant. Blease bay ball battention to bopahv. https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/GIF%20image.gif Bokay bats ball bthank byou bkisses co:
J⟡J⟡--> I ⚓︎hink ♡ll he♡r⚓︎s ♡re be♡u⚓︎iful! D⟡ y⟡u like g♡mes! m♡ybe we c♡n pl♡y F-MEG♡ ⟡n my nin⚓︎r⟡lld⟡ 69! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
See you at the top.
Oh okay— #nsfw https://i—postimg—cc/SN8RnjZG/IMG-5846—jpg
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
Dear Princess Celestia, Somepony just came back to the cave talking about how the shadows on the wall only reflect a superficial reality and then tried to explain to me what the outdoors looks like? Needless to say I stomped them to death with my hooves.
Y'all Shut The Fuck Up 13 Baguettes Is A Normal Amount For A Growing Girl
Never a dull moment on this site—
me when i drop a pea on the floor. hashtag my pea.
All my problems seem so small from up here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/076cef03c418.png
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oKAY SO i, wRIGGLED AROUND, tO TRY TO GET OFF eRIDAN, aND INTO, tHE NEXT SEAT, bUT i FELL OVER PRETTY BAD, aND LANDED, oN jAKE, wITH MY HORN, aND HE STOPPED SNORING, aND, i AM REALLY HOPING i DID NOT, cONCUSS HIM RIGHT BEFORE, #eRIDANwEEK,
tHE SONG ENDED, aND IT IS, dEAD SILENT, nOW,
im goin for it passenger sides open
wwe are in some kinda untethered middlespace wwith nothin but vvoid all around us evver think a that wwise guy
oH GOD, iT'S,,, tHIS PART OF, tHE ROAD IS, uNDERMAINTAINED, pROBABLY DUE TO, pOOR BUDGETING, fROM THE LOCAL, gOVERNMENT AND SO, tHE INFRASTRUCTURE IS, cRUMBLING, aND IT IS UPSETTING, aND, i AM SURE, i CAN BE SILENT, eNOUGH, aND HIS SNORING, iS SO LOUD, i NEED, i JUST,
iT WASN'T SILENT,
NEXT TIME IM GOING w/ U
goodbye john..... i always thought u were so..... so...............................
oH GOD tROLL cHER, i AM SO, sORRY,
in case u never see me again
oh my god. there is no way you are about to piss AND shit in that car.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dO YOU THINK, tHEY CAN TELL THAT, i HAVE UNTREATED, ibs?
#JustDeath4TheUber
DIRK
im going 2 kill them #KillingThem
#🚶♂️
#ICanGoLouder
[ NOW PLAYING: https://open.spotify.com/track/5mc6EyF1OIEOhAkD0Gg9Lc?si=404604ce6e2142e8 ]
it was so good to see everyone!! and YOU!!! :3
[ NOW PLAYING: https://open.spotify.com/track/781V2Y5LPtcpgONEOadadE?si=ce9c0f148cbf4ff4 ]
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a another bug f for you guys t this is the 'Alucita Hexadactyla' https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/1a/5f/7f/1a5f7ff6b9dcbf4be2daf95c78cebf5d.jpg
GOLD!
How do you keep getting into these situations—
& they cannot scream......
in light a the merciless poundin i suffered not evven twwelvve hours ago at the admittedly strong probin and slippery fronds a @golgothasTerror and @timaeusTestified_0414 ill make it clear that wwe aint enemies noww after this our camaraderie remains steadfast especially givven that @golgothasTerror saww fit to extend an olivve branch a sorts and shop up this banner in commemoration for #eridanwweek #imcoming #soarethey https://files.catbox.moe/ldwwdej.jpg
i bought something special for 10k kult! i hope it fits 0v0"
o orchid bee f feast your e eyes https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/e2/d0/5e/e2d05eef644e9f287e1ef10803ffe269.jpg
I'm contemplating providing sponsorship funding and a venue for #eridanweek IF said subject of festivity can drum up the necessary attention. @caligulasAquarium
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That’s fair—
m must share the b bee fly w with you guys https://i.pinimg.com/736x/62/a7/e8/62a7e81ea892dd71b49b3c23263f7550.jpg
I think all steak is good tbh— If it tastes good enough—
w weevil for e everyone https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/e7/84/20/e784200ace39fe5b356ce468b2d986ef.jpg
my sister did not like my interpretative dance that explains what trolls are
XDXDSometimes I think you just say shit to say shit and none of it never actually means anythingXDXD
g goin back to the h hive now. got murrits g gummy worms
i its l loud. ergh.
i think i im going f for a w walk.
twelve s star men. w what a load of c crap. im m makin a new group. twenty-four star w women. how a about that huh
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got my ass beat i am not rechittin that shit but #eridanwweek is still on the horizon let it be knowwn that wwhile im #oiledup #imcoming nonetheless
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #011 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/011.jpg
Hey I know that fella—
A small peek of the action before the show fires up! 🔫🔫;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57a70ec34dcb.png
Tonight's rumble in da patch is gonna remind y'all what yaoi really is. #OiledUp
Well— Yeah— But even strong guys have moments of weakness— I guess—
#OilingUp.
Forgot you had that as your Skrope theme—
Okay— Uh— One of my friends told me to post a selfie— I think this is what she meant?— I’m not sure— I might delete this later— #nsfw #suggestive #nudity https://i—postimg—cc/d1Lb0tcv/IMG-2139—png
Alrighty—
Lots of people thirsting on the feed—
Okay— Be careful—
Why are you on a watchlist—
- Hey? Hey. Bro. That's TRULY pitiful. #PityingYou
i r r really like this thing https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1e/c0/fb/1ec0fbb347eab9a8c2172a592b2459e0.jpg
You win at a lot of stuff— It seems—
w we are m murrit t turkinnnnn.. w we carry the bullshit
A lot happens here—
Okay This Is Getting Too Pitch For Me And I Am Married Goodbye
Don't talk to me.
m more than h his apes. he d deserves to h have as much as w was taken f from me.
w whatever . c can you make c calders l life any w worse i think h he deserves it
y you don’t have a great track record.
k knowing you youre g gonna wake him up with a b boobdrone and a b bomb
something about this little g gnome is pissing me off. bet he thinks he’s better than me. yeah right. b bet he can’t beat me in connect o one
It is always important to branch out when a new social media site presents itself. Greetings all, I am Calder Kerian- columnist, publicist, truth-speaker and twelve star man. Serious business inquiries are welcome in my DMs- and if you are one of my inner circle of acquaintances I would ask that you conduct yourself in a professional manner when speaking to me on this platform.
Not sure— But I bet you’ll figure something out eventually— Don’t worry—
Don’t you have a kismesis—
Hell yeah—
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Me sometimes—
Mutt is keeping me company while I work on commissions before bed— https://i—postimg—cc/rFdfG2tX/IMG-2111—png—
Congrats to the winners of the first-ever Auction in Da Pumpkin Patch. We'll be hosting more of these in the future, so better keep your asses glued to those seats. Rummage around between the cushions for some spare change to put towards the next one, Lord knows you'll need it. Proceeds will be donated to Consorts Without Grillz once the amount is finalized.
Goodnight to all those with a thick enough hide to weather the opinions of strangers. The rest of you do what you will.
Thursday's for working the triceps. As is every other day, but Thursday is when you give 'em a little extra attention so that they can continue to steal the attention of everyone with even an iota of appreciation for a chiseled form.
Good work on the auction last night. The items on offer may have lost all financial value, but the price the audience put on their sentiment is going to make sure that the citizens of Consort Kingdom won't be left wanting much longer. See y'all at tonight's airing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82b529475aca.png
Imagine me, overusing Oxford commas, like a tool. Is it even possible, that something more disdainworthy, could even exist?
You people just made the next 15-22 business days insufferable for me.
Stop touching me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8a8885410b7.png
Adding to the vagueposting situation. #NeedThat
He let me hit because his guard is nonexistent after half a bottle of Bacardi.
Bored. Need to orchestrate circumstances to make this happen between two people for my entertainment. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b56ae5cc0e7.jpg #gore
Three hours and twelve minutes of my life that I'll never get back.
Men used to go to war. Men used to eat stew. Nowadays it's all just a vapid race to the bottom to see who can prostrate themselves with the lowest heads and highest asses for some worthless internet currency.
confession #8- Think my dad got contracted by Crockercorp for some construction one time, so I'll share a story that my deadbeat sperm donor told me. The crew one time spilt an entire tank of cake batter that was to be placed in the facility, and like 3 guys died. I only remember this because mi padre used the trauma as an excuse to get drunk and sing "Oh my Darling Clementine" at 2am.
A barkbeast being treated with dignity, moments before being sent to the laser eXplosion chamber. #Insprational #Heartwarming #AnimalCruelty #Free #CrueltyFree https://files.catboX.moe/X8jksa.jpg - MC Oleana
Aw darn— Seems like I forgot who I am—
I did not have sexual relations with that peanut.
I will do no zuch thing!
wWw izz it normal for moirailzz to zzhare the zzame recuperacoon? azzking for a friend #moirailzz #palerom wWw
THE SLUGS ARE BACK!
Oh hell yeah—
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Oh— nice— Can I have one—
What are you expecting—
Don't I know it bromide.
- Yeah! That's why I said it's pitiable! 😄😊
- This is pitiable...
I am giving a round of applause— I didn’t know it could make it’s own account— let alone speak on its own—
- Oh. Oh, wow. I feel so, haha, consoled right now... I'mm going with the flow and I feel so consoled... 😄
the wwords a the lowwbloods are on their lips but those of the seadwwellers are on their collapsin and expandin bladder based aquatic vvascular system -troll cato #philosophy #inspiring #stoicism
[https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/jerma.png] [amaz1ng. 1ncred1ble a1 deepfake techn0l0gy m0rphs every culled rev0lut10nary leader 1nt0 0ne tr0ll.]
#concerning.....
- Alright, Murrit! Don't you worry... I... I'll take good care of your Pickle until it's Handled! 😟
(Um... why can't you just cut the... tube? Or maybe just squish the cylinder? Why can't it be cut?)
- At Handy Business Solutions, we'll Handle your Pickle so fast you won't even REMEMBER you ever HAD a Pickle in the FIRST PLACE!!!!!
(I'm also wondering what this means... are they friendly worms? Do they not like you? What is happening...)
n not that e easy
Oh god— Why is that weird cult on here—
Hell yeah—
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I think you need to get that checked out—
Alright— got it— See you—
Okay— I’m on—
I would try to play on my other laptop— but that one is strictly for work purposes only— It won’t be long though— don’t worry—
Okay— Give me a sec to boot up my laptop—
I’m bored— Who wants to play Anthropromuncipality—
just wannnna get dicked downn againn :/ #nnsfw
duuude someone took one of my pages what the fuck
Do any of you fuck with mild-mannered Dersite men.
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What is a Femboy
you dont live with me. no.
2 2entence horror 2tory: ii turned my lamp off and got iin my recuperacoon for the niight. liittle diid ii know ii wa2 cycliing EVIIL 2opor 2liime.
fuck pocket man Im swapping to sinclair #yepIwent0-7 #help
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「 What the actual fuck did half of that mean. ⥮
halp
reacting w/ all quadrant buttons to solluxs posts to see what happens (nothing)
This isn't working.
:33< hold on that didnt furkin work