Murrit Turkin
@unclaspedKahuna
He/She/They television representative of the shit head slayer clan || interest machine exhibitionista || dispenser of the noble virus
Knitting around someone to tie them down. #suggestive
>([yea# lemme just sit still an maintain t#is boner for five #ours #nsfw]
i wonder what its like having to deal with seeing other yous constantly does it feel like all of them are out of character??? or maybe YOU are the one outta character??? is it annoying to see a you who is the fumbling fumbler?? or is it MORE annoying to see one succeed way more than you?? none of these could be me cause i killed all the other mes on here but it gets ya thinking #justkidding #unless
>([t#is universe aint big enoug# for two murrits]
>([if i was in smas# bros id be a dlc c#aracter but if you was in smas# youd be an ec#o fig#ter]
｢(;￣ー￣) croc-chan would be a mii fighter costume... megane-san would be meta dlc.｣
>([everyones always saying to me murrit dont pursue t#e elixir of immortality itll render you #ollow inside as you realize t#e futility of ur singular existence] >([rip to t#em but im different lol]
what if you can no longer appreciate when u see dat butt...
In my younger years, I often wondered what cabal of heiresses pockmarked the long line of Alternian un-succession prior to the fall of the empire. Now, thanks to Chittr, I have the misfortune of witnessing entire flocks of the future fallen firsthand. I see not every young fuchsia rises to meet the demands of their mantle. Don't get me wrong. I'm sure it must have seemed an impossible task. ... But come ON!! Some of you do not even seem to be trying! It becomes a matter of how dignified your attempts look to the public in the final throes and rattles! Have a little pride in yourselves! So for their benefit alone, I am organizing what I consider the baseline characteristics requisite to the survival of a young Alternian heiress, in case no one ever told you. It feels like a big fat durr, but who knows! Perhaps you ALL belong to the invisible generations relegated to the Easy-Fork Coven. I'm sorry your genetic predecessor didn't give a hoot how you turned out. Even you prong-fodder ought to SEEM respectable. Coming soon.
>([t#ese #oes aint know w#ats comin for em]
Is it bad that a thought of just six words got me blushing? #vagueposting
>([large double c#eeseburger and fries combo]
>([i am now a genie make ya wis# and ill fuck it up for you in a t#ematically relevant way]
Oh random dude on the web might you kindly grant me the wish of a winning scratch off?
Hm. Childish, but I am between tasks so I'll humor you. I wish for my plans to come to fruition.
>([yea# u win one billion loops but since ur not repitonian u cant use t#em s#its]
>([everyt#in u ever wanted comes to be but u find it strangely #ollow an unsatisfyin and u realize all da time u spent planning and preppin took away any c#ance u #ad 2 prepare for #appiness also u fall down t#e stairs and break ur foot real bad]
>([#ttps://64.media.tumblr.com/cc525caa6bbd9c1ac3457286a5d1ae31/2fd2fdf0b31e8ea7-c6/s640x960/eb880f13f84ea8dfa9ef788af5caea071e558f26.jpg]
Are you alright?—
20k kult and ill post a nude
>([lemme leak t#at s#it rq] #ttps://media.gettyimages.com/id/BD7307-012/p#oto/slice-of-toast-inside-stripped-down-toaster-close-up.jpg?s=170667a&w=gi&k=20&c=ytFeMtfaYk#UYt#a#xmc7niIiJ#lSUxYeXwmxvoNN5E=]
does anyone wonder what old farmers were thinking back before it was known what total solar eclipses were, like, were they freaking out
>([da real question is if u work t#ru t#e eclipse do u get one or two days pay]
>([im #itting t#e tl wit# my transgenderification beam it also gives u super strengt# an eye lasers]
WHAT IF IM ALREADY TRANSGENDER THOUGH?
>([anyone want a bite of t#e forever weed brownie]
Nobody wants your dubious desserts, Turkin.
>([w#at t#e #ell is even dubious bout it im literally lettin u kno a#ead of time its da forever weed brownie an im offerin it wit clarity an grace]
Dubious because it comes from you. Even if you're being up front about something so asinine, I don't trust you wouldn't bake a terrible hair into every bite.
>([u actin like i got da free time 2 fuck wit u twenty four sev]
>([an observation] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/b1b2044585fb.png]
Who is th/\t///
>([jus some bitc#es i be seein a lotta iterations of on t#e tl]
An observation of delusion?
>([we can get c#attin in a gooooood lemme take a look @ ur profile rq yea# #it me back in abt eig#teen 2 twenty two mont#s]
>([w#en i see dat butt] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/38b094f01eac.png]
is is that weird al???
why is he so scary :(
How /\re there th/\t m/\ny re/\ctions wh/\t the hell///
Hit chitt—