Murrit Turkin
@unclaspedKahuna
He/She/They television representative of the shit head slayer clan || interest machine exhibitionista || dispenser of the noble virus
I feel like watching old Repitonian shows— @unclaspedKahuna Do you have any recommendations—
>([getc#a self on dat finely aged media wine we call courage da cowardly barkbeast]
>([i grab u and punc# u in t#e face t#en i t#row u into t#e air and i jump after you and kick u in t#e tummy t#en i put you in a special #old and slam u against a tree and t#en i c#arge up a rasengan and #it u wit# it in t#e face w#ere is my brot#er sasuke]
Ouchie!
NONE OF YOU CAN FOOL ME.
im not partaking in your stupid game
why would i tell you that
its hard 2 vaguepost on chittr bc like fucking eeeevry1 sees eeeeevrything the bitxh yr talking abt 100% is going 2 see yr post so im stuck being an asshole in dms where no ones gonna get their gstring inna knot abt how im obvi talkign abt their annoying ass
>([veil ur posts in six or seven layers a irony an misdirection an nobodyll know ur even vagueposting bc ull b talkin bout sum s#it like da space patrol from galaxy nine and really u mean dat bitc# in accounts payable]
on the one hand thats so fuckin funny on the other hand my bitchly urge is 2 be able 2 hate on this one super specific behavior and it almost feels like dressin it up 2 much starts defeatin the purpose maybe... hmmmmmmmmm....
>([t#en girl u gots 2 just nut up an w#ole #oofbeast @ dat bitc# start sum drama an go wild]
@gallowsCalibrator (Terezi "Bigdick" Pyrope) @timaeusTestified (Dirk) @unclaspedKahuna (>([#entai god]) @ectoBiologist (Jegbert) @carnivorousGuilt (Grimkat) @gigantisDebilitation (Dism/\s) @thrasherAmnesiac (7UN4F15H) @tragedyGentrifier (I warned you about those stairs bro) @taciturnAtrophy (Sauron Yetzar) @grimbarkGarden (Jade) @terpeneChronic (Gamz) @mxMeows (MEOW MIX!) @twistedGin (rolal) @troubledTactics (Bro)
>([alls c#ill jus t#oug#t it was funny like damn didnt know i was bein written by someone w#o aint me]
hEy bRoS I'M Up aNd gOiNg tO Da sToRe wHaTcHu mOtHeRfUcKeRs wAnT
>([ten t#ousand jades an one me cuz my steeze aint replicable]
What would you do if there WAS ten thousand Murrits though—
I don't e\/en think chittr could h/\ndle multiple of you///
I think there’s a sharp object in my hair— Not sure how it got there— But it’s there— And I don’t know how to get it out—
hello people of chittr. my close associate @universallyConquering and i are seeking an investment of approximately 10 billion caegars in order to construct what we are calling the "super gooning hive." it will have 9 floors, each differently dedicated to a different genre of gooning on each one. over 60 blocks designed for gooning. before you ask, no, just giving us the money will not ensure you have access to the super gooning hive, but we will maybe consider it depending on your application. thank you for your consideration. #nsfw
>([do you take cyp#ercas# payments big dawg]
yes but you will have to wire it directly into the account of my associate @universallyConquering because i'M certain they have no money in there to lose if this goes sideways
>([i gotc#u two billion caegar wort# of pisscoin and wrat#coin on da way]
Was gonna do something today but I forgot what I need to be doing—