Murrit Turkin
@unclaspedKahuna
He/She/They television representative of the shit head slayer clan || interest machine exhibitionista || dispenser of the noble virus
WEDDING BANDS. Refreshing and narrowing down the prospective selection of wedding bands onto which I'll stack the eventual engagement ring, and thought I may share my journey with you all as I peruse! For YEARS I have been unable to strike candidates from this collection for love nor money, and have paid no small sum to withhold these exact pieces from mass production. :| Simply been waiting on the right fellow to finally decide to make his appearance! But who bellyaches over a divot in their wallet! Not me! I have dough aplenty to replenish the Future-Mr.-Crocker Wedding Fund!!! Anyhow. Somewhat torn between the traditional yellow gold and the white-gold platinum of the base metal. They could be red-plated, obviously, but once we've finished plating a PLATINUM RING in red tungsten carbide, why don't we mosey on out to the garage and begin slapping bumper stickers from Spencer's Gifts onto the rump end of all my cars? ... I am also open to interviewing designers who may potentially design a custom piece for the band, given they're available immediately and complete the prerequisite legal portion of the agreement wherein they withhold the design as mine alone in perpetuity. So the rings. I try not to faff with the encrustment of diminutive jewels on a piece of jewelry. Flash your rock or don't bother. However, it has been suggested to me that said crumbs contribute to the overall harmony of the design, so whatever. There are a selection of pieces from Troll Roman Malakov, Troll Cartier, and Troll Harry Winston. Which on Alternia I would imagine might have suggested a GUARANTEE of maximum cruelty to bloodstain the tapestry of the piece's storied production. But on Earth-C means the cultural niche of the company is plain old derivative. You know what they say. Those who can't DO... copy. At least on Earth-C. My current through process is such- that of the all-white diamond sets in selection, each could potentially be rendered in red diamond just as easily. Within the sets containing a secondary color diamond, presume the final stone will be red. And keep in mind the metal of each piece may be yellow gold just as easily as the white platinum. I'm not much for the pear cuts this evening in particular. They seem diminutive, like cuts scraping for efficient distribution of a larger raw stone in a budget. And of the rectangular cuts, the Radiance cut (note the numerous facets) may attempt to hide some minor impurities. It's the Emerald cut that feels the most timeless in this scenario. Wide, welcoming facets that invite you to peer within, like a hall of mirrors. Even those of you unfamiliar may be able to detect which ring I mean. #Wedding #WeddingPlanning #Eventually #FutureHubby #BigPlans
>([a sweet ring for a sweet lady] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/f7975b185078.png]
Anyways now that the "holy shit hetalia in 2k26 has passed Ciao I'm Italy Veneciano, and it's wonderful to meet you all on this beautiful earth! And not earth! Alternia? Etc.☆
I’m not buying it. I will NEVER wear that thing or anything like it AGAIN! It was stupid and a last minute decision I didn’t have a choice in because of Antonio and his stupid looking face.
>([big dawg i dont know antonio from any rando on da street alls i know is i got a grandma costume #ere and somebodys gon get it]
Antonio was my boss.. others know him as la Spain. And I’m not taking it so you can give it to my brother.
- depravity!!! - i am surrounded by depravity!!! - you all need some hobbies!!! - that !!! dont !!! involve being alone for extended periods of time in a bedroom!!!!! #suggestive
>([maybe u alone but i got freaks nine nig#ts out t#e wice]
- okay! just for you! i will extend the qualifications to also spending extended periods of time !!! not alone !!! in a bedroom! - variety is good for the soul! - the sort of variety that involves seeing moonlight and touching lawnrings!!! #suggestive
>([i #avent seen da moonlig#t in so long ive forgotten its gentle touc# against my skin]
- augh!!!!! - you people cant be helped im convinced of it - youre a lost cause!!!
၄⋆၃ my darling matesprit :) isnt she just lovely question mark she look taller in this image than she is but i assure you that i am taller than her by 2 inxhes haha short :)
>([your matesprits #orns r fuzzy and concave bro]
၄⋆၃ yep indeed they are however they are her ears
✿ 𖥧𖧧 keeps f❦ll❦w𖥧ng me ✿
what am I looking at here my friend
✿ 𖧧ha𖧧 𖥧s n❦𖧧 f❦r me. 𖥧 w𖥧ll n❦𖧧 hum❦r 𖧧h𖥧s ✿
>([da lig#t a divine providence s#ines down upon ye callin u 2 rig#teous an glorious purpose]
>([i was fastin but t#en i tripped and a slice of apple fell in2 my mout# an also some mtn dew spilled in t#ere an as i was gettin up my #and slipped off da counter an dragged a slice a pizza down w/ me so like lowkey i t#ink t#e all mot#er fed me]
i believe this all very true and accurate (|:)
>([launc#in a new website called www.breasts.tit w#o wants in #nsfw]
၄⋆၃ going to have to start xalling you murtit dot dot dot
>([i could eat at least twelve burgers maybe more in one sitting]
>([w#ats fun abt my gender is no matter w#at gender u r if u t#ink im a bad bitc# (and u s#ould im BAD bad) t#en u gay]
၄⋆၃ you get me if youre into me youre gay asf idx if youre a man a woman a very well known third option or a sxuttlebuggy youre gay
၄⋆၃ when my pants are sagging but its not on purpose but instead bexause ive got a flat ass and lost a lot of weight from forgetting to eat dot dot dot #thisusersgotaflatass
>([drag ya pants up to t#e nip line yaint gon #ave any problems t#em]
၄⋆၃ great advixe will be using and implementing into my night to night life