>([i am now a genie make ya wis# and ill fuck it up for you in a t#ematically relevant way]
Oh random dude on the web might you kindly grant me the wish of a winning scratch off?
Hm. Childish, but I am between tasks so I'll humor you. I wish for my plans to come to fruition.
>([yea# u win one billion loops but since ur not repitonian u cant use t#em s#its]
>([everyt#in u ever wanted comes to be but u find it strangely #ollow an unsatisfyin and u realize all da time u spent planning and preppin took away any c#ance u #ad 2 prepare for #appiness also u fall down t#e stairs and break ur foot real bad]
Just about as charming as I anticipated. What a waste of my time.
Dont listen to this fuddyduddy mxster or mxssus turkin i think your goofing off was really pretty funny. Ten million comedians out of a job and youre cracking jokes for free and theyre pretty fricken top notch.
Oh, keep your opinions to yourself, Mr. English. As if I need you appearing from the ominous fog to comes irritates me.
*Come *Irritate. No idea what happened there.
I know what happened there bro you fat fingered it.
HOW DARE YOU?!