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my rival quiktrip damara is here https://i.p0stimg.cc/px1fdfyt/screensh0t-20260528-083848.png #sevenelevenp0sting
STOP PULLING MY HAAAAAAAAIR!!!!!!!! [There's a few meaty smacks as the two of them keep pummeling each other. It's clear that Vriska's palmhusk is pointed to the sky, though.] @adiosToreador #violence
LET ME SET THE SCENE HERE. I'M SAT IN MY RESPITE BLOCK AT PRESENT, THE ONLY THING I HAVE OPEN ON MY COMPUTER IS CHITTR. IT'S A TEMPERATE MAY DAY IN THE TROLL KINGDOM AND THE RAIN IS COMING DOWN OUTSIDE PRETTY HEAVILY. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I HAVE THE WINDOW OPEN A CRACK TO HEAR IT FALL. THE SYNCOPATED PITTER PATTER ON THE OUTSIDE WINDOW DANCING IN CONCERT WITH THE SOUND OF MY TOUCH STUBS GLIDING ACROSS MY MECHANICAL KEYBOARD. BACK ON ALTERNIA, YOU DID *NOT* WANT YOUR WINDOW OPEN DURING THE RAIN. THAT SHIT WAS PURE ACID, AND THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR HIVE WAS BUILT TO WITHSTAND IT, BUT THE INSIDE SURE WASN'T AND NEITHER WAS YOUR SKIN. FOR SOME TIME, EVEN THOUGH ITS SAFE TO TOUCH THE RAINWATER ON EARTH-C, I REFUSED TO OPEN MY WINDOW. TODAY THAT CHANGED. DO YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS? BECAUSE TODAY IS A DAY OF FIRSTS. UPON REFLECTION, I SUPPOSE THIS IS MY FIRST 'SPONSORED POST'. A BENEFACTOR WHO WILL REMAIN ANONYMOUS GAVE ME A GIFT CARD TO A PIZZA PLACE CALLED GIORDANO'S. THERE WAS ENOUGH ON THIS CARD FOR A MEAL FOR TWO AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR EVERYONE, I *WILL* BE GOING BACK. I HATE EVERYTHING THAT THIS PIZZA TRIP HAS MADE ME BECOME. THE KARKAT THAT YOU KNEW YESTERDAY IS A DEAD MAN. HE'S BEEN LEFT IN THE PAST, MERELY AN ERRANT SPECTER HAUNTING YOUR MEMORY. I'M SORRY. I'M REALLY, TRULY FUCKING SORRY. I REALLY, REALLY LIKE EARTH-C-HICAGO STYLE PIZZA. EXCEPT...I'M NOT SORRY, ACTUALLY. HAD YOU FOR A MOMENT, DIDN'T I? IF THERE IS ONE THING KARKAT VANTAS IS- IT'S UNREPENTANT IN HIS FOOD OPINIONS. DID YOU REALLY THINK FOR A MOMENT THAT I WOULD GROVEL AT YOUR FEET? BESEECH YOUR TEMPLE FOR APOLOGY? THROW MYSELF AT THE MERCY OF THE EXTREMELY FAKE CLOWN GODS ABOVE FOR DARING TO THINK THAT THIS PIZZA *FUCKS SEVERELY*? YOU'RE DEAD FUCKING WRONG. WELCOME TO KARKAT'S PIZZA REVIEWS. THERE IS NO GOD HERE BUT ME. FEEL FREE TO LEAVE YOUR TITHES IN THE TIP JAR AND KISS MY FINALLY BEJEWELED RING YOU ME DAMNED HEATHEN. NORMALLY WHEN I TRY OUT A NEW PIZZA PLACE, I GO FOR THE BASICS. NOT THIS TIME. AS THIS WAS A SPONSORED VISIT, I TOOK INSTRUCTION ON WHAT PIZZA TO GET- ANY VARIETY OF THEIR EARTH-C-HICAGO STYLE PIZZA. I SEE NOW WHY SOME HUMANS CALL THIS SHIT A 'PIZZA PIE' BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THAT THING HAD A *CRUST*. IT WAS LIKE EXCAVATING IN A MINE OF SAUCE AND MOLTEN HOT CHEESE. I'LL ADMIT. I WAS VERY HESITANT GOING INTO THIS. SAUCE? ON TOP OF THE PIZZA? HOW NOVEL! HOW STRANGE! I'D HEARD OF SUCH A CONCOCTION, SUCH A WEIRD FUCKING MEAL BEFORE AND I'D SORT OF WRITTEN IT OFF ENTIRELY. HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY APPEAL TO THE PALATE OF ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING THINKPAN AND THE FULL POSSESSION OF ONE'S NATURAL FLAVOR BUMPS. I WAS A FUCKING FOOL. A FRAUD, EVEN. I'M A MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE MAN NOW. A BETTER MAN. THAT. SHIT. FUCKED. THIS WILL BE MY FIRST 10/10 REVIEW. THIS BASIC ASS, BEAUTIFULLY SIMPLISTIC CHEESE AND SAUCE DEEP DISH FLAVOR DISC WILL BE MY SWAN SONG. YOU CAN PLAY ME OUT NOW. I CAN DIE HAPPY. LET'S REVIEW WHAT'S GOOD. EVERYTHING, YOU FUCKING IDIOT DID YOU NOT LISTEN TO A WORD I JUST SAID? THIS IS UNASSAILABLE! YOU CANNOT HOPE TO ATTAIN THE BENEVOLENT PEAKS THAT THIS FLAVOR DISC PROVIDES, YOU HAPLESS DEGENERATE. YOU SPEND HOURS EVERY DAY GOONING ON CHITTR.ING WHEN THERE'S A VERITABLE CORNUCOPIA OF EXPERIENCES WAITING FOR YOU OUTSIDE YOUR FRONT DOOR IF YOU JUST SEEK TO ATTAIN THEM,. THE CRUST FOUGHT ME. IT WAS A BRIEF STRUGGLE TO BITE INTO BEFORE ITS CRISPY DENSENESS YIELDED TO THE SUPERIOR MIGHT OF MY FANGS, LIKE A LOVER JUST A TOUCH TOO SHY TO GIVE IN RIGHT AWAY. THE SAUCE SETTLED ON TOP, A TEASING OCEAN OF TOMATO AND PESTO. SHE STARED AT ME IN OUR TWIN COLOR, EYES ALLURING AND INSPIRING A GROWL FROM ME. IT WAS FERAL. I'M NOT PROUD OF THE WAY I TOOK HER. THE WAY I CLAMPED MY CLAWS AROUND HER AND TORE INTO HER SUPPLE FLESH. ...WHAT? DID YOU THINK THAT WAS #SUGGESTIVE? I'M DESCRIBING BITING INTO A SLICE OF PIZZA YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. THE CHEESE WAS THICK. HAVING BEEN BAKED INTO THE BASED LAYER OF THE PIZZA MEANT THAT SHIT WAS LIKE A LAVA EXPLOSION IN MY MOUTH. THERE WAS SO MUCH OF IT I THOUGHT I MIGHT DIE. IT SCORNED ME AT FIRST, BURNED THE SHIT OUT OF MY CHIN, BUT ENTICED ME WITH HER FLAVOR. SO I PUT IT DOWN AND TOOK A HUGE GLUG OF COKE (WITH ICE) AND THANK YOU TO THE GIORDANO'S STAFF FOR THEIR SWIFT RESPONSE BECAUSE ANY LONGER AND I MIGHT HAVE SCREAMED A LOT AND MADE EVERYONE IN THE RESTAURANT LOOK AT ME FUNNY AND THAT WOULD HAVE MADE ME NOT WANT TO POST THIS AT ALL. THE FLAVOR PROFILE WAS IMMACULATE. EVERY FLAVOR BLENDED INTO EACH OTHER SO PERFECTLY BUT STILL KEPT THEMSELVES CHASTELY DISTINCT, EACH SHOWING ME WHAT THEY HAD GOING FOR THEM INDIVIDUALLY AS WELL AS A COLLECTIVE. THEY WERE LIKE MY THREE GIRLFRIENDS. AND YES THEY SMOKED WEED. TO PUT INTO THE SIMPLEST WORDS POSSIBLE. I AM A CHANGED MAN. I AM A DIFFERENT PERSON THAN WHO WALKED INTO THAT PIZZA PLACE. THAT SHIT WAS ALSO WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH FOR ME TO EAT IN ONE SITTING SO I STILL HAVE A FEW SLICES LEFT THAT I TOOK HOME AND SHOVED IN THE FRIDGE. VRISKA, IF YOU'RE READING THIS KEEP YOUR HANDSY THIEF PAWS OFF OF MY FUCKING PIZZA I MARKED IT WITH MY BLOOD AND PUNCHED IN TRIPLICATE THAT IT'S FUCKING *MINE*, OKAY? I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU HIGH AND DRY I GOT YOU A BBQ MEATLOVERS IT'S IN THE FRIDGE ON THE BOTTOM SHELF, OKAY? I EVEN GOT YOU A 2L OF SPRITE. YOU *LOVE* SPRITE. IS THIS ENOUGH APPEASEMENT FOR YOU TO KEEP YOUR LOUSY, NO GOOD CLAWS OFF OF MY FOOD? YES? GOOD. GLAD WE COULD COME TO AN AGREEMENT. FINAL VERDICT: 10/10. I'VE FOUND A NEW LOVE IN LIFE. A NEW *PURPOSE.* THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD OUT THERE, GUYS. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GO OUT AND SEIZE IT. CARPE DICKEM OR WHATEVER. THANK YOU AND GOONNIGHT. I MEAN GOODNIGHT.
new and revolutionary hat ideas? looking to change the world. ftw
sort of a societal prison
Okay What The Hell Sure Fine Ill Bite Tell Me More Of Your Entirely Believable Problems
i have officially went through my account and started a proper tag for writing and concepts! by using the tag #rankworks you are able to view the most recent in the collection that chittr will show i couldnt get them all obviously since the start of my account but i did my best! 0u0 ill be tagging them from now on to keep them organized and easy to find (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, it took so long but its worth it, reposting this chit since i announced it very very very early, archive rating: E)
But If It Did That Would Be Certainly Sad Enough To Be Veritable "You" Problem
Some rel8tionships just can't stand the test of time! Nothing wrong with 8r8king things off when they no longer serve you. Congrats @grimAuxiliatrix for cutting the knot! Human marriage pro8a8ly sucks eggs anyway!!!!!!!!
You Sound Like Someone Who Doesnt Clean The Slime Trap So Barring The Obvious That Would Already Preclude You From A Lot Of Things And I Dont Care That You Likely Dont Empty The Slime Trap For The Fact That You Probably Just Werent Even Taught To It Has No Personal Significance To Me At All
And No For The Record This Is Not Me Telegraphing Some Open Invitation To A Nebulous Empty Space In My Quarters Or At My Kitchen Table This Is Simply To Forgo All The Unnecessary Questions #YesImDivorced #WhoEvenCares
The whatblowing double what.
Perhaps if you actually interacted with the Repiton Corporation instead of acting out like a wriggler they'd actually listen to you.
- It's all painfully real, LOL! 😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🥹🤣🤣🤣🤣
!!MY SCOOBERT dOO ARRIVEd!!
Nobody accuses *me* of being a fake anthropormunicipality fan—
i might be a homunculus
:o) As you can all see I have been graciously bestowed favor :o) By my wonderful Lord, Caliborn-sama :o) These are the boons you can hope and scrabble to achieve :o) If you dedicate yourself to the craft of being a bad as fuck dude with a badass back hand who says #swagever to the bullshit noise and is cold as hell and MOTHERFUCKING PIOUS.
>([its been a while.] https://i.postimg.cc/sXWh8zwz/Untitled1988-20260501181442.png]
Computer make these guys super motivated and productive members of society. #Grindset - MC Oleana
wwho wwants to knoww
#deaddovedonteat moment
AHEM. I may circulate this post for the afternoon and evening crowds again, so don't be surprised if you see a repost. Here are the details for the next season of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. Our roster will include: - Twelve trolls, rust through violet castes. Two will be permitted to enter as hemoanonymous. - Four carapacians. - Eight human beings. - Two wildcards. Sprites, cherubs, and species otherwise not listed here. The grand prize for winning will be a fast track to sleazy tabloid fame, a small fortune, and *one* favor of your choice granted by myself. TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL will be sponsored by Crockercorp and air exclusively on the Bettybroadcast Worldwide network (BBW). You have until May 1st to get your auditions in, at which point we will announce the final cast! We will begin live broadcasting on May 11. Please *Read* and fill out the attached form to audition. https://forms.gle/4LzUEzdjbB3ijuqD8 #totaldramaisland
@obliqueDetourer https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0046055a3877.gif
#podsweetpod. [Vesica’s HuskHelm receptacle: a dented, coffin-like reclined chair wired directly into the wall through thick bundles of black cables and cooling tubes. The interior padding is stained and uneven from long-term use, molded vaguely to the shape of a body that spends far too much time inside it. There is a silhouette caste in the red lighting of Vesica and #DroneLusus. There is a door in the far distance of the #pod they reside in. Surrounding the receptacle are dozens of towers of empty energy elixirs stacked beside trays of untouched nutrient paste, most still sealed, some half-eaten and dried. Disposable spoons litter the floor. A greasy sheen nearby offers a glimpse into the respiteblock nearby. Unlike this room, it is immaculate.] Hffff.
i met my girlfriend on r/cigarettes in 2011 we were making fun of everyone there among the first to do so we moved to chittr and i told her i would suck the battery out her palmhusk she loved a freaky voidrot chick i went to visit her in the sexy part of outglut in 2012 she fucked on this freaky voidrot chick bodyy #nsfw
Everyone wants to be the biggest pervert in the sherbert.
↘️for a moment, i was so completely consumed in my interpersonal drama and instances in #wrothebaiting↘️ ↗️THAT I COMPLETELY FORGOT THE THING I AM LIVING FOR CONTINUES TO PERSIST ON THE WEBSITE, A BREATHING TESTAMENT TO NEVER SUBMIT TO YOUR LESSERS↗️ ↘️or bow to the inferior chidings of some↘️ ↘️some↘️ ↗️HALFGROWN CHUD*.↗️ ↘️*contrarian, helpless, useless, dipshit.↘️ ↗️I HAVE TAKEN THE TIME NECESSARY TO REORIENT MY WORLDVIEW AND HAVE COME BACK WITH A PROPER ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF YOUR NEW OUTFIT, WHICH CANNOT POSSIBLY BE SUMMARIZED IN WORDS WITH ALL OF ITS REFINED GREATNESS.↗️ ↘️nevertheless, i will try.↘️ ↗️THE FLATTERING CUT OF YOUR TOO-SMALL SHIRT HAS REVEALED JUST ENOUGH REAL ESTATE TO ENTICE PROSPECTIVE BUYERS INTO CHECKING OUT THE MARKET, WITHOUT FULLY ECLIPSING AN AUDIENCE OF UNDERHANDEDLINGS.↗️ ↘️you have managed to walk a thin, fine line between showing too much and leaving it all to the imagination.↘️ ↗️AN ACT OF PROFESSIONALISM SO PROFOUND THAT IT IS SHAKING MY TYPESTUMPS AS I WRITE THESE WORDS.↗️ ↘️my pusher poured into your every crevice of understanding.↘️ ↗️MY EMOTIONAL RESPONSE TO THIS PICTURE UNLEASHED WITH EVERY NUDGE OF MY WORN-DOWN KEYS.↗️ ↘️corporate has had to replace three typeboards since you began posting selfies.↘️ ↗️I AM SIMPLY WEARING THROUGH THEM, WITH THE VERBOSITY YOU ELICIT FROM MY TREMBLING, WAVERING FORM.↗️ ↘️they are literally filing complaints but i am ignoring the pink slips stapled to my posturestrunk.↘️ ↗️TO CONTINUE LOOKING AT YOU.↗️ ↘️speaking of.↘️ ↗️YOUR WALKPROTECTOR BREECHES HAVE NEVER BEFORE SHOWN OFF THE FINE ANATOMY OF YOUR SHAPELY WALKSTEMS.↗️ ↘️calves obscured by miserable cloth, i know every intern gathered around the hydration cooler is speculating on the approximate width of your shins and muscular calves.↘️ ↗️I AM GANDERBULBING IT.↗️ ↘️twenty inches.↘️ ↗️WHEN FLEXED, OF COURSE.↗️ ↘️before it tapers into a lithe↘️ ↗️BUT STURDY↗️ ↘️strutpod connective joint.↘️ ↗️THE PRISTINE APPEARANCE OF YOUR ROYAL SLIPPER IS SO ENTICING THAT IT IS MAKING ME PREEMPTIVELY SQUIRM IN MY UNCOMFORTABLY SLICK STEPPERS.↗️ ↘️artificial of pleather and not near as godly and radiant as your own walkapparatuses, i am feeling so restricted within my worksquare.↘️ ↗️WITHIN MY EVERYTHING.↗️ ↘️my exoskeleton is suffocating me.↘️ ↗️YOUR NEW WINGS↗️ ↘️did not even know we could grow those, but hey, that is why you are in your ultimate molt and i am not even in my second skinning↘️ ↗️LITERALLY SO EMBARASSING FOR ME↗️ ↘️inspire a desperation for freedom i did not even know i had.↘️ ↗️BUT WILL NEVERTHELESS CONTINUE TO REPRESS FOR A GREAT MANY SERIES OF SWEEPS.↗️ ↘️i bask in awe at the status of your glitterdust trail.↘️ ↗️I TREMBLE IN THE MIGHT OF YOUR PERFECT, BEHOLDEN STATE.↗️ ↘️there is literally little more i can wish for, aside from ascending to a status of elite employment at your behest, my prongs curled tightly at the scalloped coattail of your godly garb↘️ ↗️MY MIND OPEN TO RECEIVE YOUR EVERY INSTRUCTION.↗️ ↘️my back prepared to receive the lashing of your purrbeast of nines, or some other blunt, intrusive object of interest↘️ ↗️IF I WERE TO FAIL TO REPORT BACK ON HOW SEVERELY EPIC AND LITERALLY AMAZING YOU ARE.↗️ ↘️hhough.↘️ ↗️YOU TRULY ARE A SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️in every regard.↘️
thus is the prince of hope enthroned crowwned not by gold but by the wwar song a fifty thousand wwrath-wweary angels wwhere he treads the darkness retreats before his light beautiful and terrible as the dawwn https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5107e9ca5e88.png #fitcheck @gratuitousAnnuity @handMaid
everyone is praising and scorning me! My pan is flipping inside out! #nsfw
#caliborngaming #cultofthedamned fanart https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/79a278945072.png
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here’s a thing that happened to one of my pals. i wvas there. basically, wve vwere vwalking dowvn the sidevwalk, talking about something meaningless. i think it had to do vwith a mowvie. then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people wvith “dowvn wvith cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. i wvas punched and kicked a bit too, but i managed to avwoid brutalization by going for their faces. after figuring out wvhat’s happening, i started attacking them back, getting them off of him. he wvas quite injured but i called 911 and he made a full recowvery at the hospital. i wvas fine, wvith only a cut on my arm that they patched up. #vwiolence #cisphobia
I'd tell them to avoid getting stuck on fleet ship later in life or a weirdly hot alien will get aboard, crash the ship, and make his head explode.
♯letthegriefconsumeyou
yayyy!!!!! okay i'll report back to you!! ==> jade: chew those darn bones
mY FAVORITE vOCALOID IS tETO, }:)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
i'm scared for my life what are you talking about??????
who the hell is the phantom???
gOdDaMn sIsTeR Do yOu nEeD A NeW ChAiR To sWeAt oN. bEcAuSe hEy.
did anyone else think i looked really good in those post wwhippin photos
No they aren't. Be honest.
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] #AREYOUCOMING? #ERIDANWEEK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1124364f1261.png #eridanweek #AREYOUCOMING?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png Aw hell. #eridanweek #gotmyassbeat
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa3cff50569a.png Y'all hear something?
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lol theY;re dead https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/18a78f103afd:png #eridanweek #art
to the filthy stinkin rogue wwho snuck into my trailer and snatched my neww shorts your days are fuckin numbered and i knoww wwhat the number is unfortunately for you the showw wwill go on ill do this shit in pants if i got to or none at all if english hasnt changed his trouser tearin wways #eridanwweek
Im laydow
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
i AM SO IMPRESSED BY THE #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET! tHE GAMEPLAY WAS EXTREMELY ENGAGING AND REALISTIC. bOY DID IT WORK UP AN APPETITE FIGHTING ALL THOSE BEASTS! i THINK i'M GOING TO GO ENJOY A DELICIOUS cROCKERCORP BRAND FOOD AND/OR BEVERAGE PRODUCT HERE AT #eRIDANwEEK SPONSORED BY #cROCKERCORP - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
- Hammifi please not where Oleana can see
10 Thousand Whippings For Anyone Who Sees This
Staff at #eridanweek are not responsible for STDs exchanged between attendants. Learn to wrap it up and be more discreet in who you bump uglies with. And maybe go Google some fucking remedies instead of airing this shit out in public where everyone can see it. Bro to bro? It's kind of embarrassing.
TWEAKED OFF THE PERC AND FAKED MY OWN DEATH GOT WOMEN WEEPING AT MY CLOSED CASKET FUNERAL THEY THOUGHT MY HEAD WAS BLOWN SMOOVE OFF IN A BOOMERANG INCIDENT REALLY I JUST WENT WHERE THE WIND TOOK ME LOOK FOR ME BY THE LIGHT OF THE SECOND STAR STARE AT THE SUN GO BLIND RIGHT NOW #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK
to the many inquirin minds screamin into the vvoid wwith wwitherin hope that someone anyone wwill explain wwhat #eridanwweek is obvviously its some kinda fuckin party
Restless crowds of local civilians are already gathering at the #eridanweek musical venue to enjoy an evening of smash performances from our choice lineup of musical artists. Are YOU coming to #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1a64c14e44a.webp
Aww, yeah (Uh) Wwhat's up, baby, I'mm here to mmeet Eridan!
Who are you even trying to impress? The carapacians you got arrested? I doubt they want to see you anymore.
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https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e9/72/de/e972de84607a3e87a86c9341c35f9b15.jpg f for the midnight c crew :)
Another successful visit on behalf of the Bake-A-Wish foundation. Although I can't help but question the clouded judgment of some of these unfortunates. You're only going to get, what? Four or five more years out of your reanimated grandmother? Meanwhile, the alternative offering of the FULL Betty Crocker suite of household products will still be in your household fifteen years from now. Oh well. No accounting for taste.
Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
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See you at the top.
Dear Princess Celestia, Somepony just came back to the cave talking about how the shadows on the wall only reflect a superficial reality and then tried to explain to me what the outdoors looks like? Needless to say I stomped them to death with my hooves.
All my problems seem so small from up here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/076cef03c418.png
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oKAY SO i, wRIGGLED AROUND, tO TRY TO GET OFF eRIDAN, aND INTO, tHE NEXT SEAT, bUT i FELL OVER PRETTY BAD, aND LANDED, oN jAKE, wITH MY HORN, aND HE STOPPED SNORING, aND, i AM REALLY HOPING i DID NOT, cONCUSS HIM RIGHT BEFORE, #eRIDANwEEK,
wwe are in some kinda untethered middlespace wwith nothin but vvoid all around us evver think a that wwise guy
dO YOU THINK, tHEY CAN TELL THAT, i HAVE UNTREATED, ibs?
#JustDeath4TheUber
DIRK
im going 2 kill them #KillingThem
#🚶♂️
#ICanGoLouder
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GOLD!
in light a the merciless poundin i suffered not evven twwelvve hours ago at the admittedly strong probin and slippery fronds a @golgothasTerror and @timaeusTestified_0414 ill make it clear that wwe aint enemies noww after this our camaraderie remains steadfast especially givven that @golgothasTerror saww fit to extend an olivve branch a sorts and shop up this banner in commemoration for #eridanwweek #imcoming #soarethey https://files.catbox.moe/ldwwdej.jpg
i bought something special for 10k kult! i hope it fits 0v0"
I'm contemplating providing sponsorship funding and a venue for #eridanweek IF said subject of festivity can drum up the necessary attention. @caligulasAquarium
I'm afraid the numbers simply don't go that high.
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got my ass beat i am not rechittin that shit but #eridanwweek is still on the horizon let it be knowwn that wwhile im #oiledup #imcoming nonetheless
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #011 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/011.jpg
Tonight's rumble in da patch is gonna remind y'all what yaoi really is. #OiledUp
#OilingUp.
Okay This Is Getting Too Pitch For Me And I Am Married Goodbye
researching arena stickball. anything a new fan should know??
Don't talk to me.
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It is always important to branch out when a new social media site presents itself. Greetings all, I am Calder Kerian- columnist, publicist, truth-speaker and twelve star man. Serious business inquiries are welcome in my DMs- and if you are one of my inner circle of acquaintances I would ask that you conduct yourself in a professional manner when speaking to me on this platform.
Congrats to the winners of the first-ever Auction in Da Pumpkin Patch. We'll be hosting more of these in the future, so better keep your asses glued to those seats. Rummage around between the cushions for some spare change to put towards the next one, Lord knows you'll need it. Proceeds will be donated to Consorts Without Grillz once the amount is finalized.
Goodnight to all those with a thick enough hide to weather the opinions of strangers. The rest of you do what you will.
Thursday's for working the triceps. As is every other day, but Thursday is when you give 'em a little extra attention so that they can continue to steal the attention of everyone with even an iota of appreciation for a chiseled form.
Good work on the auction last night. The items on offer may have lost all financial value, but the price the audience put on their sentiment is going to make sure that the citizens of Consort Kingdom won't be left wanting much longer. See y'all at tonight's airing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82b529475aca.png
Imagine me, overusing Oxford commas, like a tool. Is it even possible, that something more disdainworthy, could even exist?
You people just made the next 15-22 business days insufferable for me.
Stop touching me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8a8885410b7.png
Adding to the vagueposting situation. #NeedThat
He let me hit because his guard is nonexistent after half a bottle of Bacardi.
Bored. Need to orchestrate circumstances to make this happen between two people for my entertainment. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b56ae5cc0e7.jpg #gore
Three hours and twelve minutes of my life that I'll never get back.
Men used to go to war. Men used to eat stew. Nowadays it's all just a vapid race to the bottom to see who can prostrate themselves with the lowest heads and highest asses for some worthless internet currency.
confession #8- Think my dad got contracted by Crockercorp for some construction one time, so I'll share a story that my deadbeat sperm donor told me. The crew one time spilt an entire tank of cake batter that was to be placed in the facility, and like 3 guys died. I only remember this because mi padre used the trauma as an excuse to get drunk and sing "Oh my Darling Clementine" at 2am.
A barkbeast being treated with dignity, moments before being sent to the laser eXplosion chamber. #Insprational #Heartwarming #AnimalCruelty #Free #CrueltyFree https://files.catboX.moe/X8jksa.jpg - MC Oleana
THE SLUGS ARE BACK!
Don't I know it bromide.
the wwords a the lowwbloods are on their lips but those of the seadwwellers are on their collapsin and expandin bladder based aquatic vvascular system -troll cato #philosophy #inspiring #stoicism
[https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/jerma.png] [amaz1ng. 1ncred1ble a1 deepfake techn0l0gy m0rphs every culled rev0lut10nary leader 1nt0 0ne tr0ll.]
(I'm also wondering what this means... are they friendly worms? Do they not like you? What is happening...)
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OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
duuude someone took one of my pages what the fuck
i'm missing fifty dollars which one of you was it?
|< i will r€post without any kind of sham€. https://i.imgur.com/crgphzg.png
Hot Take: Ghostbusters 2 is better than the First Film.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'UNNO IF YOU'RE READY FOR THE HEAT YOU'RE INVITING WITH BIG WORDS LIKE THOSE LIL HOMIE
jesus christ if you guys cant behave im changing my profile picture.
reacting w/ all quadrant buttons to solluxs posts to see what happens (nothing)
time to zzee howwww clozze to the palace i can get ㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ
<3-Thinking-about-getting-into-yogurt.