Dinner Alone Isnt That A Novel Concept #JustDivorced
iF YoU'Re iN ThE MoOd fOr a lIl' BiT Of mOtHeR FuCkInG DiStRaCtInG To mAkE YoU FoRgEt tHe sEnTiMeNtAl nAsTiEs oF DiSsOlUtIoN AnD ShIt, ThErE'S AlWaYs a sUrE-TrIcK ThAt wOrKs fOr a bRoThEr. HaVe a bItE AnD PuT On a mOtHeR FuCkInG YoUtUbE ShOrT. :o)
Ah Yes I Understand Now The Soothing Balm Of One Single YouTube Short Will Fix Everything For Me Thank You
mY MoThEr fUcKiNg pLeAsUrE, k-bAbY. sHiT GoN' gEt yOu rIgHt. GlAd tO KnOw tHiS'Ll sEt yOu oN ThE PaTh tO AcCePtAnCe aNd sHiT. :o)
In Order To Preserve The Last Reserves Of My Dignity And Sanity For The Evening Ive Decided To Ignore The Fact That You For Some Reason Decided To Call Me "K-Baby"
lIl' TeRm oF EnDeArMeNt aIn't nEvEr dId nO ThAaAnG To nObOdY, mIsS Ma'aM. sHiIiIt. I MeAn. UnTiL It dId. BuT ThE PoInT'S AlL ThAt iT DoN'T GoTtA GeT *tO* tHe pOiNt wHeRe iT'S GoTtA Do hArM, iNnIt? I CaN TeLl yOu rEaLlY KeEpInG ThE ReSoLvE RuNnInG DeEp iN Yo pUsHeR, aNd tO ThAt, I SaY YoU Be tHrIvIn', mY MoSt mAtRoNlY Of mAmAcItAs. So i gEt iT. yOu uNdEr a lOtTa sTrEsSoRs. A BrOtHeR HeRe fOr yOu. ShIt lIkE DiGnItY AnD SaNiTy aIn't mUcH BuT ExCuSeS ThE ThInKmEaT ShUnTs uPoN YoU JuSt tO KeEp yOu aLl dOcIlE AnD ShIt. TaLk yO ShIt, GuRl. YoU DeSeRvE It. :o)
You Know As Much As I Do Appreciate It In A Sense Its Hard For Me To Truly See A World Where Youre Actually Willing To Be There For Me Given Everything Thats Happened Of Course
cAn't iMaGiNe a wOrLd wHeRe iT It'd bE EaSy fOr yOu tO NoT CaSt aLl mAnNeR Of oBjEcTiOnS To mE TrYnA SpIt rEaSsUrAnCe aT YoU. yOu rIgHt fOr dOuBtInG Me. FrAnKlY, mY GiRl, I CoUlD NoT TrUtHfUlLy sAy i cOuLd *Be* ThErE FoR YoU. oN AcCoUnT Of mE BeInG WhAt iT MeAnS To mOtHeR FuCkInG Be mE AnD SuCh. :o) BuT I CaN OnLy lEt yOu iN On tHe iDeA ThAt i'm nOt tRyNa' FaLl iNtO FaMiLiAr hAbItS. sO EvEn iF I PrOlLy cAn't *Be* ThErE FoR YoU. i cAn tRy aNd "Be" ThErE FoR YoU. jOkEr's hOnOr. BuLlShIt uP AnD AsIdE, yOu kEeP YoSeLf sTeAdY. tAlK 'bOuT It. AnD DoN'T LeT YoSeLf gEt tOo cAuGhT Up iN ThEm mOtHeR FuCkInG FeElInGs. ShIt's bOuNd tO Be dIfFeReNt. YoU GoTtA AdApT To tHe dIfFeReNcEs. TiL' yOu cAn tUrN DiFfErEnT InTo sImIlAr. :o)