♣ mediated by @grimAuxiliatrix
pailing seasön yöu knöw what that means... #nsfw
lIl' TeRm oF EnDeArMeNt aIn't nEvEr dId nO ThAaAnG To nObOdY, mIsS Ma'aM. sHiIiIt. I MeAn. UnTiL It dId. BuT ThE PoInT'S AlL ThAt iT DoN'T GoTtA GeT *tO* tHe pOiNt wHeRe iT'S GoTtA Do hArM, iNnIt? I CaN TeLl yOu rEaLlY KeEpInG ThE ReSoLvE RuNnInG DeEp iN Yo pUsHeR, aNd tO ThAt, I SaY YoU Be tHrIvIn', mY MoSt mAtRoNlY Of mAmAcItAs. So i gEt iT. yOu uNdEr a lOtTa sTrEsSoRs. A BrOtHeR HeRe fOr yOu. ShIt lIkE DiGnItY AnD SaNiTy aIn't mUcH BuT ExCuSeS ThE ThInKmEaT ShUnTs uPoN YoU JuSt tO KeEp yOu aLl dOcIlE AnD ShIt. TaLk yO ShIt, GuRl. YoU DeSeRvE It. :o)
i need every single one of you who followed me studied under a microscope
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>([i literally looked like t#is t#ree nig#ts ago tryin 2 get to my basement] #ttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLYGrp0WQAMJ07x.jpg]
D --> Serket you are almost certainly saying this due to some deep seeded jealousy of my natural bacheloresque status you should 100k in to having that 100ked at it is very unbecoming of you
>([i got problems in a way scientists are compelled to study in a lab]
It's called ripping the adhesive wound-sticker off, Karkat. We're making sure that when the time comes (and it WILL come, trust me) Kanaya is confident and ready to strut her stuff. The more she lets things air out, the 8etter the wounds will heal. If she keeps it all suppressed inside, it'll rot her pusher!
What the fuck it tactless a8out CELE8R8TING her li8er8tion????????
D --> You never realise how much you avoid doing during cohabitation until they leave
D --> I no longer have my moirail living with me so I have free reign to use the blender during dusk
▲since it pisses off Lynera Im gonna make the girlfailure basement thing, idk, maybe do it next weekend▼ ▲ill put out a form for it, and pick out like, the 3-4 best▼ #suggestive
Some rel8tionships just can't stand the test of time! Nothing wrong with 8r8king things off when they no longer serve you. Congrats @grimAuxiliatrix for cutting the knot! Human marriage pro8a8ly sucks eggs anyway!!!!!!!!
don’t worry kanaya we’ll fix you right up grab a baja blast hop on marioh kart with me and you’ll feel better
wow you are depressing
welp i tried
>([w#at about a nebulous empty space in ya recuperacoon if u know w#at im sayin (sex #a#a) #nsfw]
Who keeps telling people to become mimes
== i'm not religious... but... mimes know whats going on... ==
i’m classy
(She IS still adorable though.)
i have a new exciting dinner suggestion
Ideally live-chit the entire alterc8tion after you get your meddling fronds involved, 8uuuuuuuut I am equally satisfied just with having made you interact with this horseplay a little more. ::::)
THIS IS WHY I NEVER LEAVE MY COMPUTER. YOU IGNORANT FUCKS TOLD ME TO GO '''TOUCH GRASS''' AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DO! JANE GETS HER SHIT ROCKED BY A GUY WHO'S MEANT TO BE *MY* RESPONSIBILITY NOW!! I'M NEVER LEAVING MY FUCKING RESPITE BLOCK AGAIN!
awww we’re totally vacillating rn
come onnnnnnnnnn kanaya you’re being sooooooo unfair i can’t even reap the rewards of my hard work what kind of example does this set for your darling little ten thousand grubbies
yeah thats fair, did you see your placement on my list? passing on this wversion of you
sURELY NOT!
BEFORE I GET INTO THIS, I WANT TO MAKE A SPECIAL SHOUTOUT TO @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST FOR THE RECOMMENDATION. I DON’T NECESSARILY THINK A “THANKS” IS IN ORDER, BECAUSE THERE’S NOTHING TO THANK AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF ME ABOUT FOR BRINGING ME A FIRSTHAND VIEWING OF A BLANK, BLAND, AFFECTLESS SPRAWL OF THE SUBURBS IN ALL THEIR CONFORMITY AND PHILISTINISM, BUT I DIGRESS. IF NOTHING, YOU CERTAINLY GRABBED ME BY THE FRONDS AND MADE ME HOLD ON TIGHT FOR THE RIDE. LET’S DIVE IN. VIVARIUM IS A 2019 FILM FROM DIRECTOR LORCAN FINNEGAN THAT I ONLY MANAGED TO MUSTER UP THE COURAGE TO WATCH BY MYSELF OUT OF PURE SPITE, BECAUSE SO MANY OF YOU SAID “OH KARKAT, HE’S SO FUCKING WEAKSLIME, HE WON’T BE ABLE TO SIT WITH HIMSELF AND HIS OWN THOUGHTS IN THE WAY THAT A HORROR FILM DEMANDS”. HA! TO THAT I GIVE A BIG, WET, JUICY FUCK YOU, BECAUSE I DID IT. SO THERE. THIS IS A FILM ABOUT A COUPLE, GEMMA AND TOM, WHO ARE IN THE MARKET FOR A HOUSEBLOCK AND WIND UP VISITING THIS CREEPY REALTOR FOR THE DEVELOPMENT KNOWN AS YONDER. MARTIN THE REALTOR HAS SOME *REAL* PROBLEMS. HE SPEAKS IN UNUSUAL CADENCE AND UNCOMFORTABLE DICTION, EVEN FOR MY OWN STANDARDS NOT KNOWING MUCH ABOUT HUMAN SPEECH. HE CONVINCES THEM TO VISIT THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND LOOK AT THEIR POTENTIAL BLOCK, BUT WHEN THEY TURN THEIR BACKS, HE VANISHES, COLLIDE-AND-SCAMPER STYLE. THE COUPLE TRIES TO GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE, BUT THEY KEEP WINDING UP BACK AT THE SAME HOUSE AND EVENTUALLY DECIDE TO JUST SPEND THE NIGHT. WHEN A HUMAN (?) WIGGLER IN A BOX SHOWS UP WITH THE INSTRUCTIONS “RAISE THE BABY AND BE RELEASED” THEY REALIZE THAT SHIT HITS THE BREEZE BLENDER AND THEY’RE TRAPPED IN SOMETHING FAR MORE INSIDIOUS THAN THEY CAN IMAGINE. THAT’S THE RUNDOWN, I’M NOT GOING TO GO THOUGH THE WHOLE PLOT WITH YOU, YOU KNOW THE DRILL. WHAT I REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS ALL OF THE CYCLICAL DREAD LACED THROUGHOUT, AND THE DEEP, CAVERNOUS PIT THAT VIVARIUM’S INNATE NARRATIVE OF PARASITISM LEFT IN MY BELLOWSAC. SEE: “A NICE WIDE GAPING HOLE FOR THE MOST DREADFUL AND HOLLOW FILM I’VE SEEN IN THE LAST HOWEVER MANY SWEEPS”. I GENUINELY MEANT THAT. THE VERY FIRST SCENE YOU’RE GREETED WITH IS A CLOSE UP SHOT OF AN INFANT TALONSCREECHER, A CUCKOO TO YOU HUMANS, INFILTRATING THE NEST OF A REED WARBLER. THE CUCKOO FORCES ITS WAY INTO THE NEST AND KNOCKS THE WARBLER’S EGGS OUT, THEN ACTS AS THE OFFSPRING OF THE WARBLER, FORCING IT TO ACT AS ITS MOTHER. THE HUMAN WIGGLER THAT GEMMA AND TOM HAVE FORCED UPON THEM HAS A PARASITIC RELATIONSHIP WITH THE HUMANS, JUST LIKE THE CUCKOO DOES WITH THE WARBLER; DEVELOPING AN ABILITY TO MIMIC THE HUMANS SPEECH PATTERNS, AND SCREECHING WHEN IT WANTS SOMETHING. SO, THEY’RE LOOPED INTO BEING TRAPPED IN THEIR OWN “NEST” OF SORTS, RAISING THIS FREAK OF NATURE FROM BIRTH TO “ADULTHOOD”… AND THEN WHAT? THE PROMISE OF FREEDOM THAT (SPOILER) NEVER COMES? THIS IS WHAT GOT ME RIGHT IN THE PUSHER: THE UTTER DESPAIR AND PURPOSELESS LIFE THEY LEAD AFTER THE DISCOVERY THAT THEY’RE EFFECTIVELY TRAPPED AND HAVE THEIR HORNS HANDED TO THEM. THEY EAT TASTELESS FOOD, THEY TAKE CARE OF THE MUTANT FREAK BOY WHEN HE SCREAMS, TOM TAKES UP DIGGING A GIANT HOLE IN THEIR FRONT YARD IN HIS DELUSION THINKING HE’S GOING TO GET SOMEWHERE WITH IT. A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT TO THROW AN ALLEGORY OF “PARENTHOOD IS PARASITISM” OR “SUBURBAN LIFE IS A LIVING HELL” AT IT IMMEDIATELY, WHICH IS (I GUESS) FAIR ENOUGH TO PULL THAT JUDGEMENT. GEMMA AND TOM ARE NOW DESTINED TO SERVE THE PARASITE THEY’VE BEEN DISEASED WITH UNTIL IT NO LONGER NEEDS THEM, IN A HOLDING TANK, GESTATING IT UNTIL IT’S READY TO FLY OUT OF THAT NEST. THE REALTORBABY ISN’T EVEN NECESSARILY THE ENEMY HERE, BECAUSE HE EQUALLY PLAYS THE ROLE IN THIS CYCLE THAT IS NECESSARY FOR HIS OWN SURVIVAL; HE’S TO BE RAISED BY PARENTS THAT AREN’T HIS, THEN TAKE THE PLACE OF “MARTIN” AS A SUCCESSOR, ONLY TO REPEAT THE EXACT SAME STEPS. AND WHAT IS THE GOAL OF ALL OF THAT? I MEAN, ALL OF THE ENTRAPMENT, THE PARALLEL DIMENSIONS OF INSTANCES JUST LIKE GEMMA AND TOM’S HAPPENING ALL OVER IN THESE HORRIBLE POCKET NEIGHBORHOODS THAT SIT ON THE EARTH LIKE A BLISTER. WHAT IS IT? WHAT’S THE MEANING? THINGS ARE JUST THE WAY THINGS ARE. THERE IS NO DEEPER MEANING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES LIFE JUST…IS. THE COMPLETE AND TOTAL POINTLESSNESS, THE MONOTONY, AND THE MYSTERIES THAT STAY UNSOLVED ARE WHAT KEEPS IT FROM LEANING TOO FAR INTO ANYTHING THAT GOES BEYOND NEBULOUS THEORIZING, AND ULTIMATELY IS WHAT KEEPS IT MEANINGFUL IN A WAY. MOVIES THAT HAND IT TO YOU TOO EASILY ARE A LITTLE GRUB-FISTED. THERE ARE SOME INTERESTING LOOSE ENDS THAT NEVER FULLY GET EXPLAINED OR SPELLED OUT, LIKE THE TELEVISION AND BOOK FULL OF NONSENSE. THE MOVIE IS STEEPED IN SYMBOLISM, SO ANYONE WATCHING COULD MAKE SOME SORT OF ARGUMENT FOR PERHAPS A LOSS OF NATURE, BEING SWINDLED INTO THINKING YOU WANT SOMETHING SO DESPERATELY WHEN IN REALITY IT’S A BIT OF A MONKEY’S PAW, ALLEGRIES ON CONSUMER-CAPITALISM. MORE, PROBABLY, EXIST TOO. YOU COULD THROW A MILLION LARGER THEORIES AT IT AND MORE, LIKE SPECULATING ABOUT THE POINT OF THE ALIEN REALTOR SPECIES GOALS AND TRYING TO STRING EVERY DETAIL TOGETHER, ULTIMATELY, IT SIMPLY SERVES TO ILLUSTRATE INCOMPREHENSIBLE DREAD. A LOT OF REVIEWERS ONLINE LIKE TO BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT HOW IT ENDED BADLY; DID YOU ALL HAVE YOUR SPONGES REPLACED WITH YOUR WASTE CHUTES? INCREDIBLE. I ACTUALLY LIKED THAT IT ENDED “BADLY”, THAT IT DIDN’T END WITH THEM ESCAPING. THE INESCAPABILITY IS WHAT MADE IT SO CAPTIVATING, AND I WON’T HAVE ANY OTHER WORTHLESS CROTCHSTAINED BARFPUPPETS TELLING ME OTHERWISE. I THINK I’M GONNA NEED A HAPPIER ONE AFTER THIS THOUGH, BECAUSE I HAD A DAYMARE WHEN I WAS SLEEPING YESTERDAY. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B6DB58F654A9.JPEG
People say I’m a self-insert Mary Sue slut, 8ut the truth is, I have 50 8illion quads, and they all love me, and you’re just mad that I’m having WAY more fucking fun than you EVER will. You know, what’s your damage? May8e you should try having 50 8illion quads too, 8ecause then you might not 8e such a salty jealous 8itch. I'm just sayin. #THISISREAL
worst part about being steel means no vampires want me
>+. THEY WILL BE TAKING MY BLOOD. BUT BESIDES THAT .+<
yAY! i'M GLAD YOU GOT OVER YOUR FEAR OF, sURPRISE PARTIES, sTEYSI TOLD ME ALL ABOUT THAT WHEN i OBJECTED, oN THOSE GROUNDS, nOW COME HERE AND GIVE ME, a BIG HUG, aND ALSO PUT ON YOUR RECREATIONAL DUNCE CAP,
kan the mothergrubs more or less a creature right i figure youd be the authority on this
𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒓'𝒔 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒍 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒓𝒆𝒋𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒎. 𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚: "💖 It's like my caste didn't even matter? Like? Does anyone even care? Kind of in literal actual hell here. Still don't know what I did wrong.💖" 𝙃𝙃𝙏 𝙑𝙚𝙧𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙩: With the additional context of USER DEATH, complaints were found to be made without merit, warrant, or grounds for further appeal.
s0 i hear it's a holiday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/55240471173c.png
wE NEED THEM FOR THE PARTY kANAYA, tHIS IS HOW WE GET YOU OUT,
qu1ck smash or pass go #nsfw #nsfwe john: maybe jade: maybe dave: maybe rose: maybe jane: yeah jake: absolutely d1rk: yeah roxy: yeah arad1a: maybe damara: no comment karkat: no kankr1: uhhhh *noncomm1ttal hand gesture* maybe... gag 1s k1nda requ1red though... ruf1oh: };) any other ruf1ohs around th1s s1te hmu... tavros: uh. no offense to my boy(g1rl?) but 1 gotta say no on th1s one... just l1ke, on pr1nc1ple... sollux: maybe just for the ps11on1cs m1tuna: depends on the tuna nepeta: depends on the nep meul1n: h*ll yeah kanaya: don't th1nk 1 could manage to pull even 1f 1 tr1ed lol porr1m: yeah terez1: maybe latula: yeah vr1ska: ❌❌NO❌❌ aranea: maybe equ1us: yeah horuss: no comment gamzee: yeah kurloz: YES er1dan: maybe cronus: yeah fefer1: don't know 1f 1 could pa1l the younger vers1on of my empress. just feels we1rd. meenah: uh. ok 1t's l1ke compl1cated... l1ke 1 would 1f she wanted? but l1ke... a1n't really what 1'm all about w1th her spec1f1cally... 1dk, def1n1tely a paler shade on that quad tbqh lol... uh meenah don't read th1s part lmao
kANAYA YOU HAVE TO THROW, tHE BEST mATRON'S dAY PARTY, tHIS CAVERN SYSTEM HAS EVER SEEN,
kANAYA,
The refreshments are prepared, the Handmaid is readied. My suit is freshly dry cleaned. All that remains is to wait.
8low it up!!!!!!!@
tHANKS!
HANG ON WAIT I'M SORRY I DID'T PROOFREAD THAT LAST PART OF THE CHITT BEFORE I SENT IT. NO. WAIT.
KANAYA. KANAYA, LISTEN TO ME. I AM TELLING THIS TO YOU BECAUSE I *GET* YOU. IF I KNEW THAT MY SURVIVAL COUNTED ON WHETHER OR NOT MY SUPREME MOIRAILLEGIANCE SKILLS COULD GET ME OUT OF A LIFE-OR-DEATH-BY-SLOW-TURGID-SUFFOCATION-TYPE SITUATION? I WOULD BE NERVOUS, TOO. BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO REMEMBER WHAT THE FIRE DEPARTMENT *MEANS.* MEN. BIG MEN. BIG, RIPPLING MEN, WITH THEIR SWEAT-DRENCHED PECS AND THEIR CHIN-STRAP BEARDS AND THEIR ALMIGHTY FUCKITUDINALLY REPELLANT *MANNISHNESS.* THERE WILL BE *MEN* IN YOUR CAVERN, KANAYA. THE CAVERN THAT *YOU* ARE IN. NEAR *YOU.* SAPPHO LESBOS *HERSELF* WOULD BE SAD. AND THE ONES THAT *AREN'T* AS MANNISH? THE ONES YOU MIGHT CATCH A RIPPLING, SWEAT-DRENCHED WINK FROM? THAT MIGHT BE ALL IT TAKES. TO MAKE YOU A *HIVEWRECKER.* AND YOU'RE BETTER TO THAT. YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOUR STUPID HUMAN WIFE. SO GET IN THERE. AND PALE YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS.
im hiring an austin powers impersonator for my birthday this year
I HATE TO AGREE WITH VRISKA. *ON PRINCIPLE.* EVEN ON PAIN OF DEATH BY BEING QUARTERED AND DRAWN BY CARNIVOROUS HOOFBEASTS. AND THEN HUCKED INTO A FLAMING SPIKE PIT. FILLED WITH SYPHILIS. BUT FOR ONCE, I THINK SHE'S RIGHT. THIS IS LITERALLY YOUR WHOLE THING. I THINK YOU CAN DIFFUSE A MOTHER GRUB'S MOODY FAUX PAS ABOUT SLAMMING HER FAT, FUCKING ABDOMEN WHERE IT WOULDN'T FIT. I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO CAN SUTURE THE WOUND IN THAT EGO AS DEFTLY AS YOU. JUST BECAUSE IT'S AWKWARD DOESN'T MEAN IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. JUST SUCK IT UP. GO OVER THERE AND RELATE WITH HER. TELL HER ABOUT A TIME YOU FUMBLED SOMETHING IN FRONT OF ROSE. MAKE IT FUNNY. FUCK.
At what point do you stop simply allowing her to have a tantrum and take control of the situ8tion yourself? You can't just 8e trapped in there with her, c'mon.
lets boil him
id come dowwn and conjure some grease but youd havve to let me into the cavverns first decisions decisions
bE INTO WHAT? sICKFIC?
like or pity this post if you wvanna be my friend its #fuckyourfriendsfriday btvw #nsfvw
so... vwhy is he batman nowv?
I'M TRYING VERY HARD. TO FOCUS AND LEARN HERE. CAN YOU DESCRIBE SOME MORE WAYS OF #HARASSING AND #FETISHIZING YOU. SO THAT I CAN BE SURE TO AVOID THEM. #NSFW
Just when you thought that the timeline could not sink to new lows, something of *that* nature crosses the feed. 8ut it is alright. Fret not, my dears, for this sordid little num8er will not 8e ruining my shift this fine evening! I shall not 8e swayed 8y a mere piece of fiction written 8y a troll who has never seen a proper cullward. My dignity remains intact, despite this attempt upon it. As any good nursemaid would tell you, patient incontinence is the least of our worries when working with those who are sla8ridden. Often times, it is of much more concern to ensure that the troll in question does not develop sla8sores, or worse, develop an infection of their 8reathsacks due to inactivity, as can happen in cases such as was descri8ed on this truly sleazy post. Hair and horn care are often left to the wayside in lesser 8eforan wards than that which I oper8 within, and I can assure you that all patients have their toileting needs taken care of with all grace and dignity held at the forefront of everyone's minds. What I find to 8e most uncomforta8le here is the dual fetishiz8tion of the profession of nurse as well as the nature of a sla88ound cullee as a means to explore erotic power dynamics. In truth, there is quite a 8it of harassment that we medicullers experience at the hands of our patients! This is often overlooked due to the discrepancy of our 8lood colors, 8ut many cullees see cool 8looded professionals as a means to deflect the Imperial Mand8 of Culling from their situ8tion, a sort of seeking of special privilege 8eyond what others might experience or expect. As someone who has experienced this sort of harassment 8efore, I decry this piece of fiction as little more than smutty imaginings of a non-8eforan troll trying to capitalize on the weakness of a gr8 author in her st8 of illness. For shame!!!!!!!! #lighttriadempathy #8eforusculling #fetishization #tw:powerdynamics
hEY, wHAT'S UP?
With that anchored in the water. Good night.
(oKAY UMM, sICKFIC FOR MY FRIEND aRADIA, @ARCHIVEaDDICT, uMM, tO ANYONE READING MAYBE JUST,,, lOOK AT THE TAGS FIRST, tHIS ONE KIND OF GOT AWAY FROM ME, iT IS DEFINITELY VERY,,, nOT SAFE FOR ANY WORKING ENVIRONMENT AND, mAYBE NOT SAFE IF YOU HAVE RECENTLY, hAD SOME WATER?) yOU'RE IN A bEFORAN CULLHIVE. yOU'VE BEEN DEEMED UNABLE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, oN ACCOUNT OF BEING WHEELCHAIR BOUND, bUT THE SYSTEM HASN'T YET FOUND YOU A SUITABLE CULLER. iT'S A PRETTY GOOD GIG. tHE ONLY PROBLEM IS THE hEAD nURSE: lAMPLADY sWANSONG. sHE'S,,, dOTING. sMOTHERING. wHEN YOU FIRST GOT HERE YOU HAD TO CONVINCE HER TO LET YOU DRESS YOURSELF. tHEN TO BRUSH YOUR OWN TEETH, tO PREPARE YOUR OWN MEALS, eVEN TO BATHE YOURSELF. yOU FELT BAD TELLING HER NO, sHE SEEMED SO GENUINELY CRESTFALLEN THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT HER HELP, bUT YOU HAD *SOME* DIGNITY TO RETAIN. jUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A WHEELCHAIR DOESN'T MAKE YOU A WIGGLER, aFTER ALL. eXCEPT. yOU CAUGHT A BUG. yOU'VE BEEN HACKING AND COUGHING AND SNEEZING FOR NIGHTS NOW, aND YOU'VE BEEN QUARANTINED TO KEEP FROM INFECTING THE OTHER RESIDENTS. yOUR ONLY CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD HAS BEEN sWANSONG. sHE'S BEEN GIDDY TO FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO SHOWER YOU WITH AFFECTION, aND YOU CAN'T EVEN ARGUE WITH HOW WEAK YOU FEEL. iT'S A STRUGGLE TO EVEN GET OUT OF LOUNGEPLANK. yOU HAVE A BUTTON YOU CAN PRESS TO CALL HER, iF YOU NEED SOME WATER, oR TO ASK HER TO PUT SOMETHING ON YOUR tv (FOR SOME REASON THE REMOTE ALWAYS ENDS UP OUT OF REACH), oR TO HELP WITH YOUR ABLUTIONS. uSUALLY SHE COMES WITHIN A MINUTE BUT,,, tONIGHT IT SEEMS SHE'S BEEN IGNORING YOU. yOU SNAPPED AT HER LAST NIGHT, dURING DINNER. yOU'VE NEEDED HER HELP EVEN TO EAT, sURE, bUT IT MADE YOUR EARS BURN TO HEAR HER COOING AND HUMMING AND MAKING TRAIN NOISES AS SHE BROUGHT THE SPOON FROM YOUR SOUP TO YOUR MOUTH. yOU JERKED YOUR HEAD AWAY, mAKING HER SPILL IT ONTO YOUR SHEETS, bUT YOU DIDN'T CARE. yOU YELLED AT HER BEST YOU COULD WITH YOUR HOARSE VOICE, tELLING HER NOT TO TREAT YOU LIKE A WIGGLER, tHAT YOU WEREN'T CULLED YET, tHAT YOU DESERVED RESPECT. sHE REMAINED SILENT. wHEN YOU WERE FINISHED SHE NODDED, qUIETLY FED YOU THE REST OF YOUR SOUP, tHEN LEFT YOU ALONE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. yOU FELT GOOD ABOUT WHAT YOU'D ACCOMPLISHED, bUT THAT WAS YESTERDAY, aND NOW IT'S NOW. yOU HAVE AN HOUR OR SO TO BREAKFAST, aND,,, yOU HAVEN'T, wELL, *GONE* SINCE YESTERDAY. tHERE'S AN UNCOMFORTABLE PRESSURE BUILDING, eNOUGH TO MAKE YOU SQUIRM AND PRESS YOUR THIGHS TOGETHER TO TRY TO ASSUAGE IT, bUT NOTHING HELPS. tRY AS YOU MIGHT YOU CAN BARELY SIT UP, lET ALONE MAKE IT TO YOUR CHAIR TO WHEEL YOURSELF TO THE BATHROOM. iN FACT, yOU DON'T EVEN SEE YOUR CHAIR. yOU HIT THE BUTTON, oVER AND OVER, iT KEEPS LIGHTING UP AND DINGING, bUT SHE NEVER COMES. yOUR MOUTH IS DRY. eVERY SLIGHT MOVEMENT, eVERY BREATH, iT ALL SETS OFF YOUR NERVE ENDINGS, rEMINDS YOU OF WHAT YOU'RE FEELING DOWN BELOW. yOUR BULGE IS RESTLESS, iT KNOWS YOU HAVE TO GO, bUT IT KNOWS YOU CAN'T HERE, nOT ALL OVER YOURSELF, nOT IN BED. tIME MARCHES ON. yOU CAN FEEL YOUR PUSHERBEAT IN YOUR BLADDER. yOU'VE GIVEN UP TRYING TO CALL ON nURSE sWANSONG. yOU JUST WAIT. yOU'RE ALREADY BABBLING HALFWAY THROUGH THE DOOR OPENING. yOU'RE APOLOGIZING, tRYING NOT TO CRY, bEGGING HER TO HELP YOU TO THE BATHROOM SO SHE CAN GO. sHE LAUGHS LIGHTLY, hER VOICE DEEP LIKE TINTED GLASS. sHE SLOWLY MAKES HER WAY TOWARDS YOUR BED, sWAYING HER HIPS, tRAY OF BREAKFAST IN HAND. sHE SITS DOWN BESIDE YOU. sHE TELLS YOU IT'S TIME TO EAT. yOU CAN GO ONCE YOU'VE FINISHED. yOU TRY TO EXPLAIN YOU CAN'T WAIT, bUT SHE TUT TUTS AND CUTS YOU OFF. sHE SHOWERS YOU WITH CONDESCENDING PRAISE AS SHE CUTS YOUR WAFFLES INTO SMALL PIECES FOR YOU. yOU'RE READY TO DO ANYTHING JUST TO MAKE HER TAKE YOU TO THE BATHROOM. yOU'RE NOT PREPARED FOR THE WAY SHE LEANS FAR, fAR OVER YOU, hER CHEST HANGING OVER YOUR FACE, aS SHE FEEDS YOU. yOU CAN'T EVEN TRY TO ARGUE AS SHE PATS YOUR CHEEK AND SAYS YOU'RE DOING SO GOOD AND SHE'S MAKING THE TRAIN NOISES AGAIN. yOU TRY TO SAY SOMETHING, bUT SHE CUTS YOU OFF. iF YOU'RE GOING TO REFER TO HER, yOU HAVE TO BE POLITE. sHE INSTRUCTS YOU ON HOW TO REFER TO HER BY TITLE. yES nURSE. nO nURSE. yES MA'AM, nO MA'AM. yOUR FACE FLUSHES AND YOU WRIGGLE AROUND AS THE PRESSURE ONLY GROWS AND GROWS. yOU EAT YOUR BREAKFAST AND DRINK YOUR ORANGE JUICE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE CULLEE. sHE TELLS YOU AS MUCH. yOU CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER. yOU TELL HER AS MUCH. sHE LAUGHS AGAIN. sHE RUNS HER HAND DOWN YOUR ARM, tHEN CLASPS YOURS, tANGLING YOUR FINGERS. sHE SAYS YOU MAY GO IF YOU DO SOMETHING FOR HER. iF YOU CAN SAY JUST FOUR LITTLE WORDS. sHE WHISPERS THEM IN YOUR EAR AND YOU NEARLY PASS OUT. yOU CAN'T. yOU'RE BEGGING HER. yOU USE THE TITLES, yOU'RE TEARING UP FROM SHAME, yOU'RE TRYING TO GET UP YOURSELF BUT SHE CAN HOLD YOU DOWN WITH JUST A HAND ON YOUR CHEST. sHE SLOWLY SLIDES IT DOWN YOUR BODY. yOU GASP WHEN SHE STOPS JUST UNDER YOUR STOMACH, tHEN WHINE WHEN SHE GENTLY PUSHES DOWN. yOU WON'T DO IT. yOU HAVE YOUR DIGNITY. yOU'RE AN ADULT. sHE PRESSES HER PALM DOWN, jUST A LITTLE HARDER, aS HER FINGERS BRUSH AGAINST YOUR CROTCH. aLL YOUR UNCONSCIOUS BODILY FUNCTIONS BELOW THE WAIST WORK JUST FINE, aS MUCH AS YOUR CONSCIOUS ONES DON'T. yOU CRY OUT FOR SOMEBODY, aNYBODY. sHE RUBS HER THUMB SOOTHINGLY ACROSS THE BACK OF YOUR PALM, tHEN LEANS DOWN TO KISS YOUR FOREHEAD. sHE SAYS PLEASE. yOU CAN'T. yOU CAN'T. yOU CAN'T. tHERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. tHAT SHOCK IT ALL IT TAKES. tHE DAM BREAKS. aLL YOUR SELF-CONTROL SHATTERS AS YOU EMPTY YOUR BLADDER ALL OVER YOURSELF, aLL OVER THE BED, lIKE THE WIGGLER YOU ARE. sHE COOS SO SWEETLY AS YOU WHINE, sHE SWEETLY TELLS THE INTERLOPER TO LEAVE, sHE PULLS HER HAND AWAY FROM YOUR GROIN TO GENTLY SHOOSHPAP YOU. sHE WAS RIGHT. sHE WAS ALWAYS RIGHT. jUST LOOK AT YOU. yOU NEED HER TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. yOU NEED HER. yOU NEED YOUR,,, yOU LOOK UP AT HER WITH TEARY EYES, tHE PRESSURE FINALLY GONE, rELIEF AND SHAME AND ADORATION AND FEAR ALL MIXING INTO SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE. aND ONLY NOW CAN YOU SAY WHAT SHE ASKED. "i LOVE YOU mOMMY." (TAGS: rEADER/lAMPLADY sWANSONG, #OMORASHI, #bATHROOMpLAY, sICKFIC, #NSFW, #NSFWE, bEFORAN CULLING, tOXIC CULLING DYNAMICS, tOXIC PALE DYNAMICS, aBLEISM, #ABUSE, mEDICAL ABUSE, nURSE OUTFIT, cULLHIVE SETTING, mOMMY KINK, tHANKS HUMANS FOR THAT ONE, hERE COMES THE TRAIN, nO BETA READER WE PEE OURSELVES LIKE WE'RE BEING bEFORAN STYLE CULLED, i'M NEW TO THIS PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT ELSE i SHOULD TAG, #RANKBAIT, gET WELL SOON!, aRCHIVE rATING: m)
i don't know why y'all getting on me about giving my son beer, he's 15. #substances
So fucking sad! Feel sympathetic for me!
Was gonna smoke in the alleyway I usually smoke in, 8ut there are people FUCKING in it! Fuck! Where do I smoke now? I'm not gonna stand there and go "lol, my 8ulge is 8igger". I want to fucking SMOKEEEEEEEE. #su8stance #nsfw
MY FELT. HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN MY GOOD BOWLER? NOT THE ONE I'M WEARING RIGHT NOW, THE ONE THAT I'M GOING TO BE WEARING IN TWENTY MINUTES.
Ah—of course. I had quite forgotten—it is merely my coolant, the substance that keeps one’s system from overheating. Haha… a crisis neatly averted.
do you want a hit
i hate it when lusii are like “wtf don’t blow your vape smoke all over my grub” like bitch first of all it’s not smoke it’s some other shit plus scienstiffs don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet mf hoe
I must als9 menti9n that the New 6ef9rian Li6rary is free t9 visit, s9 l9ng as y9u have a means 9f entering my 6u66le. Said 6u66le has many c9nnecti9ns, due t9 the expansiveness 9f the li6rary and its kn9wledge, s9 y9u sh9uld have n9 tr9u6le finding a pathway thr9ugh, 6ut 9f c9urse, it's getting int9 the 6u66les that may serve t9 6e an issue. If y9u are una6le t9 navigate 9n y9ur 9wn, str9ng dreamers can perhaps assist y9u in c9ming here. -- #Dream6u66les #Advice #6lah6lah6lah
HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/3250D8413C7F.PNG #D4SHW4TCH1NG #D4SHSM3LL1NG #D4SHT4ST1NG
Good morning. I trust your rest was more peaceful than my own. In any case, I wish you a pleasant day—and shall endeavor to follow suit.
I take great joy in being a lesbian. A robot lesbian.
laying down percussion thatd give your baby a concussion just by proximity
brb changin the meanin of the phrase "sleepin vwith the fishes"
NO 1 L1K3 WH3N TH3Y F1GHT 1T SM3LLS L1K3 DOUBL3 CH3RRY >:]
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✿ can u say chud
you knoww you wwant to annihilate that disgustin shrubbery dowwn to the roots once and for all kan givve in to your impulses and destroy destroy until there is nothin left
everyone is praising and scorning me! My pan is flipping inside out! #nsfw
please eat dirt f0r #megid0may
the sufferer wwas just seen in outglut
SLUDGE > TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR. THOUGH
Young wigglers make for excellent paper weig)(ts and )(orrible laundry maids! But I don't mind taking longer to pin up t)(e s)(eets to dry w)(en t)(ey look so enamored by t)(e billowing fabric 3X)
dubiously acquired orphans for sale theyre fully growwn shutins wwhose dirt scrapin lusus nevver pushed out of the nest like they ought rightly do
@grimAuxiliatrix I am en route to the brooding caverns. Do I need. I don't know. A poncho. Is it going to be sticky. Or slime-ish. Should I change out of my suit. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d494e2a4b84f.jpg
Dni: Hemophobic, Marvus Selfshippers, Anti-Empire, 'Cull all high bloods', Empress Kinnies, East Alternian pop stans, Under 6 sweeps, Think slurs can't be reclaimed, Are super into culling, Antilowblood, People who make having their quadrants filled their entire personality, Dont know basic concepts around activism (im not here to teach you) Rustbloods: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒 Bronzebloods: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒 Goldenbloods: Ask to follow Olivebloods: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒 Jadebloods: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒 Tealbloods: Open Bluebloods: Ask to follow Indigobloods: Open Purplebloods: DNI Violetbloods: DNI Fuchsiablood: 𝒹𝓂 𝓂𝑒
xx_*throwz_fings_around_wit_my_mind*_xx
3833 < So... > 3833 < Grub eat a lettuce. > 3833 < With hate and growling. >
Anything going on this end of wipe that doesn't suck?
i see, i hope she made a wise choice and please do be careful.
That would be Nunnya Biznys.
REPLYING TO THIS NOW THAT I'M BACK AT MY HIVE AND SIX DIEBUPROFENS TO THE GRAVE. ASHEN TRIANGLE DESERVES AN HONORABLE MENTION. I AM EXERCISING THE JUDICIOUS RESTRAINT — WHICH THIS SITE FRANKLY DOES NOT DESERVE — TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I HAVE A BIAS, BECAUSE ASHEN TRIANGLE WAS MY *FIRST* TROLL WEEZER SONG. THAT SAID, WHAT A METEORIC IMPACT IT MADE. IT HAS IT ALL. THE CLASSIC SOUND. THE UNCOMFORTABLE LYRICS. THE MOST MASCULINE FORM OF LONGING OF THE PATHETIC TAXONOMIES — OF PINING FOR SOMEONE WHO WILL CATEGORICALLY NEVER SHOW INTEREST WITH YOU, AND BITCHING AND MOANING ABOUT IT ON STAGE WITH A BUZZHARP. I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG. IT'S PAINFULLY TOO-HONEST TROLL RIVERS CUOMO AT HIS FINEST. IF YOU LOADED "ASHEN TRIANGLE" AND "ACROSS THE VOID" INTO A GUN AND FIRED IT AT ANYONE WITH EVEN A FLEETING CONCEPT OF SOCIAL PROPRIETY, YOU WOULD SEND THEM STRAIGHT TO HELL. TEN MIDDLE FINGERS OUT OF TEN. I LOVE ASHEN TRIANGLE.
📍 Brooding Caverns, Alternia
i think i might b sapiosexual..
1TS C4LL3D L1V1NG 1N TH3 P4NST3M R3NT FR33 M1SS GR1M4UX1L14TR1X
thats the effect i typically have on women morbid fascination and disgust but remember block equals i win lololololol
!!!I dON'T KNOW WHAT A CUNTAGON OR MOTHERSHIP IS BUT YOU SENT THE dRONES INTO THE NOOKBURBS SO MURdEROUS MESSIAH!!!
IN HINDSIGHT, I TOOK THE COWARD'S WAY OUT OF THE TIERMAKER TREND, BUT I WOULD STILL FIND IT VERY DIFFICULT TO USE THE PROVIDED FORMAT TO RANK THE CREATOR PANTHEON, SO I AM USING THIS FORMAT INSTEAD. https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/13/image_2026-04-13_115114010.png
#nsfw #violence that is. a lot of blood. what the fuck happened here???
idk why youd think that im serious as a scienstiff participating in society is so mainstream
ok ok ok just for you well i dont wanna put you straight into boiling water so itd be beginner stuff basically just imagine if you did my day to day living in the junkyard climbing out from under the tarp when the sun sets mountain dew 2 liter and mysterious takeout breakfast playin katana zero on the cracked screen grubtendo switch sticking it in my moirails mouth whenever it runs out of battery that sort of thing
wwait fuck no thats bullshit leavve my fuckin score alone i genuinely answwered
it's also just another way of calling someone 'mid'.
you know like, middling. centric. neutral.
Mysteries afoot. I'm looking where I can. A contact has been established to assist, that may bear fruit. In the meantime, I must find ways to conduct my business and maintain a proper lifestyle. Cue balls and mystery doctors/professors keep itching at my curiosity. And you all are either being sluts or slutshaming. Sometimes both at the same time. Such is life on Chittr. #nsfw
lololololol claaaaassic normie thing to say
its the most powerful story of our generation https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0742.jpeg
Didn't know candy preferences would 8e SO fucking incendiary. Good grief.
<-|--|~~ what doeS creative omega mean.
https://i.postimg.cc/3r0vMNbV/Opera-Snapshot-2026-04-08-221005-aboquiz-org.png #knew it #biggestfish #beenthere #profisshional #topanswerbestanswer
fEeLiNg mOtHeR FuCkInG #mIrThFuL ToDaY My gEnTlEbItChEs. HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/846Eb03738b1.JpEg
OHHH NO, I'M SUDDENLY FEELING ALL KINDS OF LOOSE-LIPPED! IF SOMEONE DOESN'T CONVINCE ME, PERHAPS WITHIN THE NEXT MESSAGE, I MIGHT BE FORCED TO TELL EVERYONE ON THE PUBLIC FORUM EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COFFEE MACHINE THAT ONE TIME AND HOW EXACTLY IT GOT FILLED WITH A BUNCH OF MYSTERIOUS FUCHSIA FLUID, THUS RUINING IT FOR EVERYONE FOREVER.
SWEATPANTS ARE NOT THAT BAD, YOU'RE BEING SO GOD DAMN DRAMATIC ABOUT THIS. DON'T PRETEND LIKE I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU PALLING AROUND THE METEOR IN YOUR SUNDAY WORST IN SOME MORE HARROWING HOURS OF OUR JOURNEY HERE. I COULD BRING UP RECEIPTS THAT WOULD RUIN YOU, MARYAM!
Twinks on the tl today. Shakily hits 8lunt. #su8stance
LAST NIGHT'S EXECUTION WAS A BEAUTIFUL DISPLAY OF TRUE CONTEMPT. IT WAS A VISION OF THE SOCIETY TO COME: WHERE STATE VIOLENCE IS USED NOT FOR THE SAKE OF A RIGID CASTE SYSTEM BUT ONLY WHEN IT'S REALLY FUNNY. #ERIDANWEEK
HTTPS://THUMBS.DREAMSTIME.COM/B/MUSCULAR-BULL-BASEBALL-PLAYER-MASCOT-POWERFUL-ILLUSTRATION-WEARING-STRIPED-JERSEY-HOLDING-BAT-BLACK-WHITE-STYLE-392250923.JPG #tOUGHgUY
I COULDN'T POSSIBLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BUT I AM GOING TO RESPECTFULLY DENY ALL ALLEGATIONS.
see!!! what did i tell you guys?
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Didn’t you know? I am the patron saint of safety.
I'd like to make a formal disclaimer that Macro Cullsmos is distancing itself from #MacroMarch and a certain other associated hashtag. Do no use the hashtags in relation to us or our company. Especially the other one. We are no longer affiliated. Don't say the words. Do NXT say them. They have been #Banned. Thank you. #MacroCullsmos - MC Oleana
whenever i c3< react just know thats my own silent way of going "hmm" to whatever bullshit i just saw
who?
The consequences of hurting my feelings are dire.
<)-> on god i will for sure, d4ngerous 4mounts of sod4 will be involved (its 4 speci4l edition session bec4use of one 4lly's h4tchd4y)
<)-> pl4ying fl4rp l4ter im so excited its been genuinely 4ges since the l4st session
Why h/\\/e multiple people followed me directly /\fter being told to fuck off /\t this point///
♯10likes & i ♯skin my ♯neighbor like an ♯animal ♯neighborreveal ♯facereveal ♯forestreveal https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1419830934911586365/1487354489999458484/image.png?ex=69c8d650&is=69c784d0&hm=78b2d8e6a8d81af431c77e0e5324d7ed63644f964f2806d30264e5ab38cb76c6
........ especially that one, actually.
The liquor store is closed. Fuck. Do I go to the bar for this.
wwhat do you mean theres been a flash crash wwhat the fuck am i supposed to do wwith all these ericoin quarter zips
dOn't yOu dArE FuCkIn tElL Me wHaT I Am.
nAmE: mOtHeR FuCkEr
>([w#at are u obsessed wit# me or somet#ing. lowkey got me blus#in out #ere kicking my feet and s#it]
@draconianDignitary | Your flawless sense of style has piqued my curiosity enough to warrant further o8serv8tion. Moreover, I, too, am repulsed 8y those gaudy neon‑green charlatans hiding themselves upon that forsaken moon. Consider this a shared acknowledgment of rivals.
hMM WHAT? wHY?
sorry kanaya. won't happen again! was trying to be supportive.
concept: down on your knees making eye contact with your matesprit as you slowly pull their thigh highs down, their feet resting in your lap (tags: Reader/Matesprit, #rankworks, feet mentioned on my chittr, footplay, stockings, #nsfw, suggestive, body worship, archive rating: M)
sTANDS, oN YOUR FEET?
I don't t)(ink you can. 38(
C4N YOU D3SCR1B3 TH1S TO M3 1N D3T41L FOR CULTUR4L S3NS1T1V1TY PURPOS3S
A barkbeast being treated with dignity, moments before being sent to the laser eXplosion chamber. #Insprational #Heartwarming #AnimalCruelty #Free #CrueltyFree https://files.catboX.moe/X8jksa.jpg - MC Oleana
D --> I am monitoring you
bro my swag stays killing and my pies be full of filling like so full of filling its actually compromising the structural stability of the pie to the point the crust needs chilling
oops sorry. baddie is like a hot person and pookie is a good friend!
i'm goin' to bed soon but my next class will be on the cultural, physical and psychological aspects of dancing in leprechaun culture and biology. please pre-register four attendance. or don't, i'm still gonna do it anyway.
Remember that all proceeds go to Consorts Without Grillz. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3fa1557f473.png
>([guys w#y does it kinda #urt w#en i pail]
we can arrange this.
what about...the midnight crew?
I haven’t been made a member.
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
Does anyone have any sources for acquiring a sizeable amount of blunt objects for no particular reason? You’ll be paid handsomely for the tip.
tHaT'S A KiNd oF WiCkEd bEaUtIfUl dElIgHt tHaT FeW In tHiS WoRlD EvEr gEt tO MoThEr fUcKiN AcCoMpLiSh. Be gRaTeFuL, yO.
whatever happened to freedom of movement? i can follow whoever i like.
One can of Pink Monster and two cigarettes, is that enough?
d --> pleas do not invoke his name i am freaking out
ALRIGHT I GOTTA GO TO A MEETING. you motherfuckers behave now.
L+st? H+peless? Y+ur Ringmama will take y+u in with +pen fr+nds. All y+u strange little critters will be welc+me in my tent.
I'm Literally Just A Little Guy! Any Accusations That I've "committed A War Crime" Or "blown Up A Car" Are Blatant Lies! It's True! Just Ask One Of My Dear Husbands! :)
O+h, hell no+. #dashwatching
If you could procure an exotic item for A lower than average price, what would it be? 🧐💭 #Kazumosmarketresearch
a little of both in an affectionate way! to try to help you loosen up a little.
Good idea.
theyre takin ur moms egg and STRAIGHT FRIGGIN CRACKING it tn
SOMEONE'S GOT TO BE. THANKS FOR ACKNOWLEDGING IT THOUGH.
:33 < rechitt if you fight fur bloodclan! https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yc-awIc-z8g/sddefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCIAFEOAD8quKqQMa8AEB-AH-BIAC4AOKAgwIABABGH8gEygXMA8=&rs=AOn4CLDuvGg6M-437fPzX8uOurBVVKoh6Q
I see there's a new hashtag 6ased ar9und a certain tr9ll that I have t9 6l9ck. The tw9 6iggest d9wnsides t9 a new s9cial media platf9rm are having t9 re6uild my pri9r f9ll9wer6ase and having t9 recurate my filter list. #Vaguechitting #W9ntNameNames
After Some Deep And Profound Thought I Think I'm Gonna Do Acts Of Unspeakable Violence #hotgirlshit #nextempress #violence #murder #nsfw
Thinking About #killinghim !! About #puttinghimdownlikeabarkbeast !! Lawlll #murder #hate #violence #nsfw
~° Oh to be right between two murderously hateful enemies but know they both respect you too much to fight while you're here. #nsfw #ashen #auspisticism #conciliatoryposting ~°
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i assume they matter in as much as they say they matter? like, i think the like and hate buttons are pretty straightforward, upvote/downvote like you say. and then...the diamond is for expressing sympathy? and i dont know when id ever want to "mediate" a post tbqh
- Historically, at least in mmy youth, I've gotten a lot of business fromm clouders... PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASEEEE don't post anything that would hurt the mmarket. #FLARPMark
- Like actually killing himm or
join my gang! were called the funny bones and we tell jokes down in cali <3