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[There is a link to a GrubTube video from the official New New Skaia Community College channel. Most of the videos on it are from some sort of media club, but there are more official looking ones as well. The video shows Tavros wearing a graduation cap, a gown, and a mixed expression. She keeps glancing towards the front of the audience, at a handful of empty seats. She walks to a podium, struggles a bit with the microphone, then delivers a valedictorian speech. Her voice is cracking and her tone wavering, but she has the audience eating out of the palm of her hand. They laugh at nonsense non-sequitors that sound like inside jokes, they cheer when she congratulates them all, they fall silent when she laments that Mr. Abernathy wasn't able to make it. She even gets an applause that's only half-begrudging when she compliments the vegan catering done by some reality show. Some way, somehow, tavros has the aura of someone popular. Liked. Respected. And yet, she keeps glancing towards those chairs. Eventually she bows out, throws up her cap, and makes her way off-stage just in time for the cameras to only barelt catch her mascara starting to run.] wELL, tHERE IT IS, fOUR HUMAN YEARS AND,,, iT'S OVER, i AM A BACHELORETTE OF, bIOLOGY,,, i'VE BEEN ACCEPTED INTO THE, sKAIAN uNIVERSITY OF lIFE FOR THE VETERINARY TRACK SO,,, jUST TIME TO WAIT FOR THAT, aHAHA,,, tHANKS @TIMAEUStESTIFIED FOR SHOWING UP, tHAT WAS A SURPRISE SINCE, wELL i GUESS i SHOULD HAVE SENT YOU AN INVITE, i JUST DIDN'T THINK YOU, aCCEPTED ME AS BASICALLY, tHE 8TH ALPHA KID BUT,,, iT MEANT A LOT THAT, sOMEONE SHOWED, aHA, hA,,, tHIS WAS, a REALLY BIG MOMENT FOR ME, AND,,, i REALLY WANTED TO SHARE IN THAT JOY, wITH MY FRIENDS AND, eXPERIENCE PEOPLE BEING PROUD, oF ME AND COMING OUT, fOR ME, yOU KNOW, mAKING TIME FOR, tAVROS BUT, pEOPLE ARE BUSY, i GET IT, sO IT'S WHATEVER, bUT UMM, i SHOULDN'T BE WHINING, cONGRATS TO ALL MY FELLOW GRADS AND, tHANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, mR. aBERNATHY, i WISH YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THERE, i'M GOING HIVE, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/FC2BD92E027F.JPG
You can't hear it, but I'm clappin' for you as hard as I frickin' can, y'hear?! Congratulations on the graduation! And congratulations on makin' it through the journey there. I might've not been there for it, but golly, I'm tearin' up all the same. You go, girl!!!
I’M NOT KILLING PEOPLE. I’M KILLING BOYS. JENNIFER’S BODY. A CLASSIC TEEN DRAMA THRILLER THAT WAS THE PERFECT WAY TO GET MYSELF NICE AND ACCLIMATED TO THE MURKY, SCUM-COVERED POOL WATER IN THE YMCA OF HORROR. THE TILE IS SLIMY AND IT SMELLS LIKE MILDEW IN HERE, BUT FUCK, I GUESS I’M GOING IN ANYWAY. I CAN’T BELIEVE I MANAGED TO— *DECIDED* TO— WATCH VIVARIUM FIRST, GIVEN THAT THE LEVEL OF “TERROR AND DREAD” IN THIS FILM WAS HARDLY WHAT IT WAS FOR THAT ONE. PERHAPS I DUNKED MY HEAD IN FIRST INTO THAT DREADFUL EXISTENTIAL BLACKNESS INSTEAD OF WALKING DOWN THE STEPS HOLDING THE RAILING AND MAYBE DONNING A SWIM CAP LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. IF ONLY I KNEW THAT JENNIFER’S BODY WOULD MAKE ME FEEL, STRANGELY, A SIMILAR EMPTY ACHE. IT STARTS SIMPLE ENOUGH; JENNIFER AND NEEDY ARE TWO EARTH HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS WHO ARE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. I COULD SEE THEM AS PALE, BUT THAT’S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE. NEEDY IS THIS HUGE DWEEB THAT EVERYONE IS ALWAYS QUESTIONING ABOUT HOW SOMEBODY LIKE JENNIFER— THE PRETTY CHEERLEADER— EVEN ACTUALLY LIKES HER. IT’S CLEAR THAT THE TWO HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME, AND HAVE AN ESTABLISHED BOND. THEY DECIDE ONE NIGHT TO GO OUT TO THIS LOCAL BAR (OR RATHER, JENNIFER CONVINCES NEEDY TO ABANDON HER SHITRINSER OF A MATESPRIT) TO SEE A ROCK BAND THAT’S PASSING THROUGH DEVIL’S KETTLE. THINGS GO WAY SOUTH WAY QUICK. THE BAR, DUE TO AN ACCIDENT OF SOME ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT GOING HAYWIRE, GOES UP IN FLAMES. IT’S A COMPLETE AND TOTAL SHITFEST, NATURALLY, EVERYBODY SCREAMING AND CRYING AND BURNING AS YOU WOULD DO IF YOU WERE CAUGHT IN A BURNING BUILDING. CLASSIC. JENNIFER IS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BY THAT VERY GROUP OF MEN WHEN THEY ASK HER IF SHE AND NEEDY WANT TO COME WITH THEM TO THEIR *TOTALLY AWESOME AND NOT CREEPY* ROCKER SCUTTLEBUGGY. NEEDY SAYS NO, BEGS FOR JENNIFER NOT TO FOLLOW, BUT BECAUSE SHE’S IN SHOCK FROM THE SHIT THAT JUST HAPPENED, SHE GOES WITHOUT PROTEST. AND THIS IS HOW JENNIFER ENDS UP BEING CHOSEN AS A “VIRGIN SACRIFICE” FOR A DEMONIC RITUAL ENACTED BY THE MEN FOR THE PURPOSES OF EVERLASTING FAME AND FORTUNE. I’M NOT SUPER FAMILIAR WITH THE HUMAN SIGNIFICANCE OF VIRGINITY, SO I HAD TO LOOK IT UP, AND WHAT A WEIRD PILE OF MISOGYNISTIC GARBAGE, FIRST OF ALL. YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES FOR PERPETUATING SUCH A NOTION THAT HONESTLY FEELS PREDATORY AND FUCKING EVIL. I DIGRESS. BUT GET THIS! THIS IS WHERE SHIT HITS THE BREEZE BLENDER. THE RITUAL GOES INCORRECTLY, BECAUSE JENNIFER ISN’T A VIRGIN OR WHATEVER. BECAUSE OF THAT, THE DEMON THAT THE BAND WAS TRYING TO MAKE A DEAL WITH ATTACHES ITSELF TO HER INSTEAD, RESURRECTING HER AND MAKING A HOME ALONGSIDE HER SOUL. THIS GIVES HER AN INSATIABLE HUNGER FOR BLOOD AND VISCERA, WHICH DRIVES HER TO SEDUCE AND SUBSEQENTLY FEED OFF OF THE LIVING, STARTING WITH THE GROUP WHO PUT HER IN THIS POSITION IN THE FIRST PLACE. IT SEEMS THAT WHILE SHE CAN’T CONTROL HER URGES TO FEED, SHE CAN CONTROL *WHO* SHE FEEDS ON, WHICH IS LUCKY FOR NEEDY, BECAUSE SHE REALLY COULD HAVE BEEN IN SOME HOT WATER WHEN JENNIFER SHOWED UP IN HER HOUSE COVERED IN BLOOD AND BILE HUNGRY AS FUCK AND ATE HER MOM’S ROTISSERIE CLUCKBEAST OUT OF THE THERMAL HULL. SO THE KILLINGS CONTINUE, AND NEEDY IS TRYING TO FIND A REASON FOR ALL OF THIS INSANE HORSESHIT BECAUSE SHE STILL DOESN’T QUITE GET THE CONNECTION BETWEEN THE BEHAVIOR OF HER FRIEND AND THE MISSING BOYS THAT HAVE CROPPED UP TORN TO BITS IN THE DAYS AFTER. SOMEHOW. EVEN WHEN JENNIFER VISITS HER AT HOME AND SHOWS HER FLESH— HER TONGUE, TO BE EXACT— IS IMMUNE TO INJURY. IT ONLY CLICKS SHE VISITS THE SCHOOL LIBRARY AND LEARNS ABOUT HUMAN OCCULT RITUALS AND REALIZES THAT JENNIFER IS POSSESSED. IT CULMINATES, WHEN, ON THE NIGHT OF THE DANCE, NEEDY FINDS HERSELF ABANDONED BY HER CHIP AND REALIZES THAT JENNIFER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR LEADING HIM ASTRAY. NEEDY FINDS HER IN AN ABANDONED POOL HOUSE WITH HER MATESPRIT HALF-ALIVE, AND THEY HAVE A SHOWDOWN, WHICH LEAVES NEEDY ALIVE WITH A FEW SCRATCHES AND CHIP DEAD. NEEDY HUNTS JENNIFER DOWN THAT NIGHT, AND KILLS HER IN HER CHILDHOOD BEDROOM. THIS IS WHAT LANDS NEEDY IN PRISON, WHICH IS WHERE THE STORY STARTED US OFF. THE ACTUAL UNDERLYING NARRATIVE OF JENNIFER’S BODY, IF YOU’RE PAYING ATTENTION (I.E. IF YOU HAVE A PULSE AND ANYTHING BIGGER THAN A FART NIBLET LOLLING ABOUT ON YOUR LOBE STEM) IS REALLY… SAD. THE USE OF SEDUCTION TO ENTRAP THE UNSUSPECTING HAMBEASTS THAT FALL INTO HER CLUTCHES IS A VERY, *VERY* INTENTIONAL PLOT DEVICE. THE WHOLE REASON SHE’S EVEN IN THIS POSITION IS NOT OF HER OWN VOLITION; SHE WAS TRAUMATIZED FROM A BAR FIRE AND THEN ROUNDED UP BY A GROUP OF PREDATORS WHO WANTED TO USE HER *BODY* FOR A RITUAL THAT ENDED UP GOING HAYWIRE. SEE? EVEN DOWN TO THE TITLE. I FEEL LIKE I’M CONNECTING SOME DOTS HERE FOR YOU HOPEFULLY. IT’S ONLY BECAUSE OF THEIR CHOICES THAT SHE’S NOW STRUNG UP WITH A CURSE THAT SHE CAN NEVER QUELL. A POSSESSION THAT SHE CAN’T CONQUER, LEST SOMEBODY FREE HER FROM IT. WHICH LEADS ME TO NEEDY. THE RELATIONSHIP THAT NEEDY AND JENNIFER MAINTAIN IS ALSO OF INTEREST TO ME. I’VE INTENTIONALLY SKIPPED A FEW PIECES OF THE SYNOPSIS TO COME BACK TO THIS EXPLANATION HERE. THERE’S THIS SWEEPING UNDERCURRENT OF INNATE CONNECTION THAT THE TWO OF THEM HAVE HISTORICALLY SHARED. THE WATCHER IS PRIVY TO SOME FLASHBACKS ABOUT THEIR LIFE WHEN THEY WERE WIGGLERS, AND INCLINATIONS TO THEIR FRIENDSHIP UP TO NOW. THERE’S NO DENYING THAT THEY’RE BONDED LIKE I SAID BEFORE, BUT HOW DEEP DOES IT REALLY GO? THE STORY DOESN’T SPELL IT OUT, BUT WE CAN HYPOTHESIZE. THE FIRST SCENE I’LL GIVE MENTION TO IS WHEN NEEDY AND CHIP ARE DOING A HUMAN MATING RITUAL, AND JENNIFER IS ABOUT TO TEAR COLIN, THAT SAD EMO KID, APART TO EAT HIM. WE GET A DISTURBING BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN CHIP AND NEEDY DOING WHATEVER THEY’RE DOING (AND GOD, DOES IT LOOK DRY) AND JENNIFER TEARING COLIN LIMB FROM LIMB. WHILE THIS HAPPENS, NEEDY HALLUCINATES BLOOD DRIPPING FROM THE CEILING AND SHE FLIPS HER EVERLOVING SHIT. THAT EVENING, WHEN NEEDY IS SAFE AND SOUND IN BED, JENNIFER SNEAKS IN AND PROCEEDS TO SEDUCE HER. AND DON’T GET ME WRONG, I THINK THIS PART WAS LIKELY A BIT OF A GRAB FOR THE AUDIENCE WHO WANT TO DROOL AT TWO HOT HUMAN GIRLS SWAPPING SPIT, BUT I ALSO THINK THAT JENNIFER WAS TRYING TO SHOW NEEDY HER ABILITIES IN AN ATTEMPT AT… CAMARADERIE? WARNING SIGNAL? IT WASN’T WITH THE INTENT TO EAT HER LIKE ALL THE OTHERS, THAT’S FOR SURE. AND IT’S AT THIS POINT THAT WE LEARN WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO JENNIFER THE NIGHT OF THE FIRE, WHICH TINGES THIS WHOLE SCENE BLUE FOR ME. JENNIFER IS *SAD*. SHE HERSELF WAS KILLED, RIPPED APART, FLAYED OPEN, AND SO IT FUCKING SERVES THEM ALL RIGHT THAT THE DEMON THAT OVERTOOK HER IS HELPING HER ENACT REVENGE. AND THIS, FURTHERMORE, IS WHY SHE REPEATEDLY SPARES NEEDY, TIME AFTER TIME. JENNIFER DOESN’T EVEN WANT TO HURT ANYONE, BUT *ESPECIALLY* NOT THE ONE PERSON IN HER LIFE THAT SEEMS TO TRULY LOVE AND UNDERSTAND HER DEEPER THAN SUPERFICIALLY. THEY HAVE SOME SORT OF PITY CONNECTION THAT CAN’T EVEN BE SEVERED BY A DEMONIC PRESENCE. DAMN, WISH I HAD SOMEBODY LIKE THAT. WHO TYPED THAT LAST SENTENCE. MOVING ON. THE FINAL SCENE WITH JENNIFER PRESENT IS THE OTHER IMPORTANT PIECE OF THE PUZZLE. NEEDY HUNTS HER DOWN AFTER SHE KILLS CHIP, AND THE TWO HAVE A BRAWL IN JENNIFER’S BEDROOM. IT ENDS WHEN NEEDY DISARMS HER BY BREAKING HER “BFF” NECKLACE, AND IT IS THIS ACTION THAT HELPS NEEDY TAKE THAT FINAL SWING AND STAB HER IN THE HEART. THE TWO OF THEM HAVE THIS, DARE I SAY, TENDER MOMENT AS JENNIFER TAKES HER LAST BREATHS. AS SHE EXHALES FOR THE LAST TIME, HER PALLOR RETURNS TO WHAT IT ONCE WAS, AS IF THE DEMON WERE FINALLY PROPERLY EXORCISED. IT’S A MERCY KILLING AS MUCH AS IT IS AN AVENGEMENT. YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE. AND STILL, THAT FEELING LINGERS. JENNIFER WAS A GIRL THAT ULTIMATELY, DESERVED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THAT HAPPENED TO HER. AND SHE FUCKING DIED FOR IT ANYWAY. THEN, NEEDY, HER BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD, CONTINUES HER LEGACY AND REVENGE SPREE, IF ONLY TO RESPECT THE MEMORY OF HER DEAREST FRIEND. NEEDY IS PULLED INTO THE WAVES TOO. THE RIPPLE EFFECT IS BIGGER THAN JUST JENNIFER. IF THAT’S NOT THE MOST UNFORTUNATE THING YOU’VE EVER WATCHED OR HEARD, YOU NEED YOUR GANDERBULBS AND AURALDUCTS CHECKED. YES, IT’S CAMPY AND A BIT KETCHUP-BLOODY. YES, IT USES LANGUAGE THAT 6 YEAR OLD ME WOULD HAVE USED AND THEN SUBSEQUENTLY BEAT PAST KARKAT UP FOR LATER. IT’S OBVIOUSLY OF ITS TIME, AND THERE’S NOTHING THAT WILL CHANGE THAT. HOWEVER. NON OF THAT NEGATES THE FACT THAT THIS IS A NARRATIVE ABOUT ONE’S CHOICES AND HOW THEY CAN DESTROY ANOTHER’S LIFE. AND MORE SPECIFICALLY, HOW MEN’S DELIBERATE DECISIONS CAN AFFECT WOMEN. IT’S HUGELY ALLEGORICAL FOR THE WAY MANY SOCIETIES OPERATE NOW, WHETHER IT’S MISOGYNY OR CASTEISM OR WHATEVER OTHER PIECE OF SOCIOLOGICAL CONCEPT YOU WANT TO PUT THE LENS ON IT WITH. I THINK THIS FILM GETS A DISTORTED AND UNEARNED PERSPECTIVE PLACED ON IT BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST AREN’T PAYING ATTENTION. FOUR STARS. KILL MORE BOYS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/7AFCA7A64B23.JPEG #BLOOD #SUGGESTIVE MAYBE
LET ME SET THE SCENE HERE. I'M SAT IN MY RESPITE BLOCK AT PRESENT, THE ONLY THING I HAVE OPEN ON MY COMPUTER IS CHITTR. IT'S A TEMPERATE MAY DAY IN THE TROLL KINGDOM AND THE RAIN IS COMING DOWN OUTSIDE PRETTY HEAVILY. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I HAVE THE WINDOW OPEN A CRACK TO HEAR IT FALL. THE SYNCOPATED PITTER PATTER ON THE OUTSIDE WINDOW DANCING IN CONCERT WITH THE SOUND OF MY TOUCH STUBS GLIDING ACROSS MY MECHANICAL KEYBOARD. BACK ON ALTERNIA, YOU DID *NOT* WANT YOUR WINDOW OPEN DURING THE RAIN. THAT SHIT WAS PURE ACID, AND THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR HIVE WAS BUILT TO WITHSTAND IT, BUT THE INSIDE SURE WASN'T AND NEITHER WAS YOUR SKIN. FOR SOME TIME, EVEN THOUGH ITS SAFE TO TOUCH THE RAINWATER ON EARTH-C, I REFUSED TO OPEN MY WINDOW. TODAY THAT CHANGED. DO YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS? BECAUSE TODAY IS A DAY OF FIRSTS. UPON REFLECTION, I SUPPOSE THIS IS MY FIRST 'SPONSORED POST'. A BENEFACTOR WHO WILL REMAIN ANONYMOUS GAVE ME A GIFT CARD TO A PIZZA PLACE CALLED GIORDANO'S. THERE WAS ENOUGH ON THIS CARD FOR A MEAL FOR TWO AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR EVERYONE, I *WILL* BE GOING BACK. I HATE EVERYTHING THAT THIS PIZZA TRIP HAS MADE ME BECOME. THE KARKAT THAT YOU KNEW YESTERDAY IS A DEAD MAN. HE'S BEEN LEFT IN THE PAST, MERELY AN ERRANT SPECTER HAUNTING YOUR MEMORY. I'M SORRY. I'M REALLY, TRULY FUCKING SORRY. I REALLY, REALLY LIKE EARTH-C-HICAGO STYLE PIZZA. EXCEPT...I'M NOT SORRY, ACTUALLY. HAD YOU FOR A MOMENT, DIDN'T I? IF THERE IS ONE THING KARKAT VANTAS IS- IT'S UNREPENTANT IN HIS FOOD OPINIONS. DID YOU REALLY THINK FOR A MOMENT THAT I WOULD GROVEL AT YOUR FEET? BESEECH YOUR TEMPLE FOR APOLOGY? THROW MYSELF AT THE MERCY OF THE EXTREMELY FAKE CLOWN GODS ABOVE FOR DARING TO THINK THAT THIS PIZZA *FUCKS SEVERELY*? YOU'RE DEAD FUCKING WRONG. WELCOME TO KARKAT'S PIZZA REVIEWS. THERE IS NO GOD HERE BUT ME. FEEL FREE TO LEAVE YOUR TITHES IN THE TIP JAR AND KISS MY FINALLY BEJEWELED RING YOU ME DAMNED HEATHEN. NORMALLY WHEN I TRY OUT A NEW PIZZA PLACE, I GO FOR THE BASICS. NOT THIS TIME. AS THIS WAS A SPONSORED VISIT, I TOOK INSTRUCTION ON WHAT PIZZA TO GET- ANY VARIETY OF THEIR EARTH-C-HICAGO STYLE PIZZA. I SEE NOW WHY SOME HUMANS CALL THIS SHIT A 'PIZZA PIE' BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THAT THING HAD A *CRUST*. IT WAS LIKE EXCAVATING IN A MINE OF SAUCE AND MOLTEN HOT CHEESE. I'LL ADMIT. I WAS VERY HESITANT GOING INTO THIS. SAUCE? ON TOP OF THE PIZZA? HOW NOVEL! HOW STRANGE! I'D HEARD OF SUCH A CONCOCTION, SUCH A WEIRD FUCKING MEAL BEFORE AND I'D SORT OF WRITTEN IT OFF ENTIRELY. HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY APPEAL TO THE PALATE OF ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING THINKPAN AND THE FULL POSSESSION OF ONE'S NATURAL FLAVOR BUMPS. I WAS A FUCKING FOOL. A FRAUD, EVEN. I'M A MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE MAN NOW. A BETTER MAN. THAT. SHIT. FUCKED. THIS WILL BE MY FIRST 10/10 REVIEW. THIS BASIC ASS, BEAUTIFULLY SIMPLISTIC CHEESE AND SAUCE DEEP DISH FLAVOR DISC WILL BE MY SWAN SONG. YOU CAN PLAY ME OUT NOW. I CAN DIE HAPPY. LET'S REVIEW WHAT'S GOOD. EVERYTHING, YOU FUCKING IDIOT DID YOU NOT LISTEN TO A WORD I JUST SAID? THIS IS UNASSAILABLE! YOU CANNOT HOPE TO ATTAIN THE BENEVOLENT PEAKS THAT THIS FLAVOR DISC PROVIDES, YOU HAPLESS DEGENERATE. YOU SPEND HOURS EVERY DAY GOONING ON CHITTR.ING WHEN THERE'S A VERITABLE CORNUCOPIA OF EXPERIENCES WAITING FOR YOU OUTSIDE YOUR FRONT DOOR IF YOU JUST SEEK TO ATTAIN THEM,. THE CRUST FOUGHT ME. IT WAS A BRIEF STRUGGLE TO BITE INTO BEFORE ITS CRISPY DENSENESS YIELDED TO THE SUPERIOR MIGHT OF MY FANGS, LIKE A LOVER JUST A TOUCH TOO SHY TO GIVE IN RIGHT AWAY. THE SAUCE SETTLED ON TOP, A TEASING OCEAN OF TOMATO AND PESTO. SHE STARED AT ME IN OUR TWIN COLOR, EYES ALLURING AND INSPIRING A GROWL FROM ME. IT WAS FERAL. I'M NOT PROUD OF THE WAY I TOOK HER. THE WAY I CLAMPED MY CLAWS AROUND HER AND TORE INTO HER SUPPLE FLESH. ...WHAT? DID YOU THINK THAT WAS #SUGGESTIVE? I'M DESCRIBING BITING INTO A SLICE OF PIZZA YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. THE CHEESE WAS THICK. HAVING BEEN BAKED INTO THE BASED LAYER OF THE PIZZA MEANT THAT SHIT WAS LIKE A LAVA EXPLOSION IN MY MOUTH. THERE WAS SO MUCH OF IT I THOUGHT I MIGHT DIE. IT SCORNED ME AT FIRST, BURNED THE SHIT OUT OF MY CHIN, BUT ENTICED ME WITH HER FLAVOR. SO I PUT IT DOWN AND TOOK A HUGE GLUG OF COKE (WITH ICE) AND THANK YOU TO THE GIORDANO'S STAFF FOR THEIR SWIFT RESPONSE BECAUSE ANY LONGER AND I MIGHT HAVE SCREAMED A LOT AND MADE EVERYONE IN THE RESTAURANT LOOK AT ME FUNNY AND THAT WOULD HAVE MADE ME NOT WANT TO POST THIS AT ALL. THE FLAVOR PROFILE WAS IMMACULATE. EVERY FLAVOR BLENDED INTO EACH OTHER SO PERFECTLY BUT STILL KEPT THEMSELVES CHASTELY DISTINCT, EACH SHOWING ME WHAT THEY HAD GOING FOR THEM INDIVIDUALLY AS WELL AS A COLLECTIVE. THEY WERE LIKE MY THREE GIRLFRIENDS. AND YES THEY SMOKED WEED. TO PUT INTO THE SIMPLEST WORDS POSSIBLE. I AM A CHANGED MAN. I AM A DIFFERENT PERSON THAN WHO WALKED INTO THAT PIZZA PLACE. THAT SHIT WAS ALSO WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH FOR ME TO EAT IN ONE SITTING SO I STILL HAVE A FEW SLICES LEFT THAT I TOOK HOME AND SHOVED IN THE FRIDGE. VRISKA, IF YOU'RE READING THIS KEEP YOUR HANDSY THIEF PAWS OFF OF MY FUCKING PIZZA I MARKED IT WITH MY BLOOD AND PUNCHED IN TRIPLICATE THAT IT'S FUCKING *MINE*, OKAY? I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU HIGH AND DRY I GOT YOU A BBQ MEATLOVERS IT'S IN THE FRIDGE ON THE BOTTOM SHELF, OKAY? I EVEN GOT YOU A 2L OF SPRITE. YOU *LOVE* SPRITE. IS THIS ENOUGH APPEASEMENT FOR YOU TO KEEP YOUR LOUSY, NO GOOD CLAWS OFF OF MY FOOD? YES? GOOD. GLAD WE COULD COME TO AN AGREEMENT. FINAL VERDICT: 10/10. I'VE FOUND A NEW LOVE IN LIFE. A NEW *PURPOSE.* THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD OUT THERE, GUYS. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GO OUT AND SEIZE IT. CARPE DICKEM OR WHATEVER. THANK YOU AND GOONNIGHT. I MEAN GOODNIGHT.
D —> I am highly concerned for your safety
@araneaSerket , darling? Why are yo+u mediating tho+se respo+nses?
+HERE IS +OO MVCH WIND OV+SIDE.
fOR YOU,,, i'D SAY A BARKBEAST, a SMALLER ONE BUT, i THINK SOMETHING WITH THAT ENERGY WOULD BE A GOOD FIT AND, yOU CAN DRESS DOGS UP,
vISIT ME AT mR. aBERNATHY'S SHELTER SOMETIME, eVEN JUST TO TOUR OR VOLUNTEER, mAYBE YOUR PERFECT MATCH WILL FALL, rIGHT INTO YOUR LAP, sURROUNDED BY ALL THOSE RESCUES, eHE,
:33 < got a good workout this morning. the city life isn't really for me, but sometimes it has the benefit of giving me moving targets to hunt down. today was the red line bus. it took 18 minutes and forty seven seconds!
reminder that everything i state is n0t an black r0m remark s0me 0f y0u i genuinely want t0 kill
>([i literally looked like t#is t#ree nig#ts ago tryin 2 get to my basement] #ttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLYGrp0WQAMJ07x.jpg]
>([well w#en i was a kid i tried to play wit# all t#e ot#er kids but t#ey #ated my steeze so t#ey blew a #ole in t#e wall and t#rew me out of it and said go on get out of #ere you stupid dumb animal and t#en t#ey gave me two peanut butter sandwic#es and sent me out in2 t#e cold sad world an i #ad 2 squeeze rocks 2 get water 2 survive and i slept in a sad cold wet #ole in t#e ground]
AAnd then they haave the gaall to pretend to be better thaan others
I aam not pointing fingers, but some trolls simply haave no claass #vaagueposting
D-->-- Listening to -- https://open.spotify.com/track/0LAcM6I7ijW4VVW0aytl1t?si=F-EPHRF8Ta2UIzAquYgsuw
Some rel8tionships just can't stand the test of time! Nothing wrong with 8r8king things off when they no longer serve you. Congrats @grimAuxiliatrix for cutting the knot! Human marriage pro8a8ly sucks eggs anyway!!!!!!!!
don’t worry kanaya we’ll fix you right up grab a baja blast hop on marioh kart with me and you’ll feel better
>([w#at about a nebulous empty space in ya recuperacoon if u know w#at im sayin (sex #a#a) #nsfw]
oHH UMM, iF YOU NEED TO TALK i AM ALWAYS HERE, pAL,
sometimes im a little jealous by what the other mes have going on and sometimes i get kind of really worried!!! or concerned at the least but here i am sitting on my butt eating from a pizza chain that existed pre-apocalypse do i have anything going on? no! am i unsatisfied? no not really i am a little bored but thats better than having a demon in my brain at least??
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OH, DID YOU THINK I WAS JUST GOING TO POST REVIEWS FOR PIZZA? YOU FOOL. YOU FUCKING MORON. YOU FUCKING IGNORAMUS. OH MY SWEET SUMMER FUCKHEAD. NO, WE'RE MOVING ON TO BURGERS NOW. THE RIGHT BURGER IS SOMETHING THAT CAN RARELY BE PUT INTO WORDS AND MIGHT ONLY BE ABLE TO BE ACCURATELY DESCRIBED WHEN PUT INTO SONG. BUT I'LL TRY MY BEST. FOR YOU. YOU UNGRATEFUL LEECHES. THE METRICS FOR WHICH I ENJOY A BURGER ARE VERY SIMPLE. I LOOK FOR THREE THINGS, NO MATTER WHAT TYPE OF BURGER IT IS: MOIST, FLAVORFUL MEAT, ENOUGH CHEESE TO PUT AN ESPECIALLY LARGE SHRIEKBEAST INTO THE GROUND AND ADEQUATELY TOASTED BUNS. NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN THE COMMENTS TO SAY: HAHA, BUNS! HAHAHAHAHA, HE SAID MEAT! YES. THIS IS THE PRICE WE PAY WHEN TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING AS WONDERFUL AS THE HUMBLE BURGER. SOMETIMES SHIT IS GOING TO END UP SOUNDING REALLY FUCKING #SUGGESTIVE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN REALLY DO ABOUT IT. SO HERE, THIS IS YOUR MOMENT. YOUR TIME EVEN! MOIST MEAT. TOASTED BUNS. SUPPLE, DELICATE BREAD. OOEY, GOOEY CHEESE. WASN'T THAT FUNNY? AREN'T YOU JUST TICKLED FUCKING PINK AT THE VAGUEST BULLSHIT? I BET YOU ARE, YOU KNUCKLE-DRAGGING MOUTHBREATHER. ANYWAY, TODAY I VISITED A BURGER PLACE KNOWN AS TITO'S. HERE THEY SERVE A VARIETY OF BURGERS, INCLUDING THE FABLED 'SMASH PATTY', AND HERE'S WHERE OUR TASTES MAY DIFFER. THIS MAY BE THE PART WHERE YOU RAISE YOUR PITCHFORKS AND PUT ME TO THE FUCKING TORCH BECAUSE HOT TAKE? I DON'T REALLY LIKE SMASH PATTIES. I THINK THEY HAVE THEIR PLACE. I WOULDN'T TURN MY NOSE UP IF I FOUND ONE ON MY PLATE, LOVINGLY CRAFTED BY ONE OF MY DEAR FRIENDS WHO SAW FIT TO FEED ME. "YOU'RE SAFE NOW, MY CHILD", THEY SAY. "DON'T EVER FUCKING CALL ME THAT AGAIN!" I REPLY. BUT YEAH I WOULDN'T *CHOOSE* A SMASH PATTY SO THAT'S WHY I'M GLAD TITO'S HAS OTHER OPTIONS. WHEN TRYING OUT A NEW BURGER PLACE I ALWAYS DEFAULT TO THEIR MOST BASIC BURGER AVAILABLE. HERE, THIS HAPPENED TO BE THE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER. BULLY FOR FUCKING ME, THAT HAPPENS TO BE MY FAVORITE KIND. THIS DOUBLE CHEESE CAME WITH A SALAD TOPPING AND SOME OF THE HOUSE'S SIGNATURE 'BURGER SAUCE', WHICH LOSES POINTS BECAUSE I HATE IT WHEN SHIT IS NAMED LIKE THAT. WHAT'S IN IT? WHAT DOES IT ENTAIL? IS IT SPICY OR SWEET? ROLL THE FUCKING DICE YOU IGNORANT FUCK! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL ITS IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, ASSAULTING YOU WITH ITS AIRHEADS: WHITE MYSTERY. TO CUT A LONG DIATRIBE SHORT THOUGH THE SAUCE WAS FINE I THINK IT WAS A MUSTARD BASE WITH SOME SPICES. I GIVE THIS BURGER A SOLID 7/10. IT WAS A GOOD BURGER! I ENJOYED IT! TASTY ENOUGH FOR SURE AND I WOULDN'T SAY NO TO GOING TO THE PLACE AGAIN. THE MEAT WAS JUICY, AND HELD ALL THE GREASY SHIT THAT I LOVE. TITO, THE PROPRIETOR HIMSELF, WAS MORE THAN WILLING TO ACCOMMODATE MY REQUEST FOR EXTRA CHEESE AND BOY DID HE DELIVER- THAT SHIT WAS DRIBBLING ONTO MY SHIRT I FELT LIKE A WRIGGLER AT MCDISORDERS WHO'S LUSUS IS TOO BUSY TO ADEQUATELY TAKE CARE OF THEM. FAST, FRIENDLY SERVICE. NOW LET'S GO ONTO WHAT BRINGS IT DOWN IN THE SCORE. THE SALAD ITSELF WAS TASTY BUT *NOT* CRISP. WHEN I BITE INTO A PICKLE, I EXPECT IT TO CRUNCH, I EXPECT IT TO RESIST ME. I EXPECT IT TO BE A BRIEF, FLEETING FIGHT BETWEEN MY TEETH AND THIS OBSTINATE VEGETABLE. UNFORTUNATELY, IT WAS ALL A BIT LIMP. AS BEFORE MENTIONED, I DON'T ENJOY A MYSTERY SAUCE- EVEN IF I ENDED UP LIKING IT, THE HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE OF BEING HESITANT TO TAKE A BITE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS WHITE SHIT IS KIND OF PUT ME OFF A BIT. THE BIGGEST OFFENDER TO MY RATING SYSTEM WAS THE FACT THAT I HAD TO ORDER FRIES *SEPARATELY*. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHERE A BURGER DOESN'T *COME WITH* THE FRIES? WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING THAT IT'S A SEPARATE CHARGE?! THIS SPITS IN THE FACE OF THE ENTIRE BURGER EXPERIENCE! A BURGER WITHOUT HER FRIES IS LIKE A THRESHECUTIONER WITHOUT HIS SICKLE. WHICH IS TO SAY: HE'S A VERY FUCKING PISS POOR EXCUSE FOR A THRESHIE TO BE QUITE HONEST!!! A DRINK AS A DISJOINTED PIECE I WILL ACCEPT. A DESSERT, TOO! HELL, I'LL EVEN ACCEPT SEPARATE ONION RINGS! BUT FRIES? THE FRIES?! IF THIS IS WHERE THE FUTURE OF THE BURGER RESTAURANT IS HEADED THEN I AM NOT FUCKING OPTIMISTIC. AS ITERATED BEFORE, 7/10. JOIN ME NEXT TIME WHERE I REVIEW A HOT DOG OR SOME SHIT WHO KNOWS! I SURE AS HELL WON'T UNTIL I GET TO THE RESTAURANT, SO FUCK OFF WITH YOUR NOSY, PROGNOSTICATIVE BULLSHIT! KARKAT OUT.
gET WELL, mOTHER gRUB,
do i need to come play chef for a bit?
HAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. @grimAuxiliatrix
your natural aegyo it’s so refreshing
no no silly, thats "ahegao"! "aegyo" is just a korean word for acting flirtatious and coquettish
Due to popular demand aka the two other variations of me who told me I could run my mouth I bring to you my walrus taxidermy fun fact happy Thursday so theres this museum in london called the horniman which first of all how are you naming a museum the HORNY MAN i cannot believe i didnt think of that first anyway so its a natural history museum, theyve got all sorts of displays of taxidermy and artifacts etc. one of the displays they have is of this walrus and this walrus is special you wanna know why trust me dude you are simultaneously so ready and entirely NOT ready for this so in the early victorian period, the english were a bunch of dumb fucks who were clueless about a lot of shit including their knowledge of animals that werent native to the area which, walruses are not big surprise there they acquired this dead deflated old husk of a walrus on their hands SOMEHOW and, because they didnt know what a walrus looked like, these dunkasses overstuffed it big time like i am talking monolithic levels of stuffing pushed into this walrus corpse like we are dealing with a walrus the size of planet jupiter houston we have a problem so now we have this gorgeous dry specimen in real life and it sits on display at the fuckin horny man museum and fuck if it isnt glorious i got lucky enough to get a picture of it in real life so here it is folks lookin like a damn christmas ham. feast your eyes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2f2d0a15686.jpg
Must suck to get a front-row seat to someone else's comically disastrous failhookups while you're trying to lock in. My simulated heart simulates bleeding for you.
NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS FINE!!! HAS EVERYONE BUT ME SUDDENLY TAKEN AN ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO CRAZY TOWN?! INSANE ISLAND?! MORON MANSION?! MAYBE THAT'S THE NEXT #ALPHACRUISE!
i will be seeing myself oUt for an Unknown amoUnt of time only dUe to that fact a gal is still in need of some sUstenance. tata!~
[ A photo is attached. A selfie. Gamzee is reclining in a luxurious, gold-clawed tub, made of the finest marble. His smile is still on his face, much more placid now. His eyes, though bulging and one completely covered in purple, are calm. His hair is wet and weighed down, dripping a vaguely purple water as he looks into the camera. His torso is naked, glossy with water and stains of dried blood, bite marks and bruises. Behind him is a very blurry, metallic object swinging down for his skull. ] #gore #nsfw #nsfwe #violence
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* With a break for water planned as well.
Oh, even better. I was right to see the glass as half full then. Thank you.
I CAN'T EVEN CALL THIS AN ADORABARF-WORTHY REPLY. THE SINCERITY OF THIS IS A VISE GRIP THAT RESTRICTS MY APOPLECTIC THRASHING AND SLAPS ME ACROSS THE EXPRESSION PLATE. I'M JUST GOING TO SHUT MY YAPGASH AND ACCEPT THIS QUIETLY. THANKS, KANAYA. I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THE SAME.
eH, sTUFF HAPPENS, i AM GLAD i GET TO BE, yOUR FRIEND THOUGH,
kanaya this isn't me putting myself down to be clear i think i'm pretty solid. i just mean i think if faced with "kanaya said" vs "jinx said" more people would listen to you. thank you though! gosh that means a lot.
maybe i just value your perspective really high i dunno!
flexing i supp0se
7eah it's a brag probabl7. or an expression of jo7. man i'm so happ7 be(ause i banged so and so, kinda thing
0h i'm the opp0site of against it. cl0wning on serket publicly was well w0rth the buttering up and gentle handholding it t0ok tw0 get her on here and i w0uld do the same t0 any other quad. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bc8c2bf8b174.png
oh no i was repl7ing to 7ou be(ause i was agreeing with what 7ou said and pigg7ba(king off of it
BEFORE I GET INTO THIS, I WANT TO MAKE A SPECIAL SHOUTOUT TO @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST FOR THE RECOMMENDATION. I DON’T NECESSARILY THINK A “THANKS” IS IN ORDER, BECAUSE THERE’S NOTHING TO THANK AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF ME ABOUT FOR BRINGING ME A FIRSTHAND VIEWING OF A BLANK, BLAND, AFFECTLESS SPRAWL OF THE SUBURBS IN ALL THEIR CONFORMITY AND PHILISTINISM, BUT I DIGRESS. IF NOTHING, YOU CERTAINLY GRABBED ME BY THE FRONDS AND MADE ME HOLD ON TIGHT FOR THE RIDE. LET’S DIVE IN. VIVARIUM IS A 2019 FILM FROM DIRECTOR LORCAN FINNEGAN THAT I ONLY MANAGED TO MUSTER UP THE COURAGE TO WATCH BY MYSELF OUT OF PURE SPITE, BECAUSE SO MANY OF YOU SAID “OH KARKAT, HE’S SO FUCKING WEAKSLIME, HE WON’T BE ABLE TO SIT WITH HIMSELF AND HIS OWN THOUGHTS IN THE WAY THAT A HORROR FILM DEMANDS”. HA! TO THAT I GIVE A BIG, WET, JUICY FUCK YOU, BECAUSE I DID IT. SO THERE. THIS IS A FILM ABOUT A COUPLE, GEMMA AND TOM, WHO ARE IN THE MARKET FOR A HOUSEBLOCK AND WIND UP VISITING THIS CREEPY REALTOR FOR THE DEVELOPMENT KNOWN AS YONDER. MARTIN THE REALTOR HAS SOME *REAL* PROBLEMS. HE SPEAKS IN UNUSUAL CADENCE AND UNCOMFORTABLE DICTION, EVEN FOR MY OWN STANDARDS NOT KNOWING MUCH ABOUT HUMAN SPEECH. HE CONVINCES THEM TO VISIT THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND LOOK AT THEIR POTENTIAL BLOCK, BUT WHEN THEY TURN THEIR BACKS, HE VANISHES, COLLIDE-AND-SCAMPER STYLE. THE COUPLE TRIES TO GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE, BUT THEY KEEP WINDING UP BACK AT THE SAME HOUSE AND EVENTUALLY DECIDE TO JUST SPEND THE NIGHT. WHEN A HUMAN (?) WIGGLER IN A BOX SHOWS UP WITH THE INSTRUCTIONS “RAISE THE BABY AND BE RELEASED” THEY REALIZE THAT SHIT HITS THE BREEZE BLENDER AND THEY’RE TRAPPED IN SOMETHING FAR MORE INSIDIOUS THAN THEY CAN IMAGINE. THAT’S THE RUNDOWN, I’M NOT GOING TO GO THOUGH THE WHOLE PLOT WITH YOU, YOU KNOW THE DRILL. WHAT I REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS ALL OF THE CYCLICAL DREAD LACED THROUGHOUT, AND THE DEEP, CAVERNOUS PIT THAT VIVARIUM’S INNATE NARRATIVE OF PARASITISM LEFT IN MY BELLOWSAC. SEE: “A NICE WIDE GAPING HOLE FOR THE MOST DREADFUL AND HOLLOW FILM I’VE SEEN IN THE LAST HOWEVER MANY SWEEPS”. I GENUINELY MEANT THAT. THE VERY FIRST SCENE YOU’RE GREETED WITH IS A CLOSE UP SHOT OF AN INFANT TALONSCREECHER, A CUCKOO TO YOU HUMANS, INFILTRATING THE NEST OF A REED WARBLER. THE CUCKOO FORCES ITS WAY INTO THE NEST AND KNOCKS THE WARBLER’S EGGS OUT, THEN ACTS AS THE OFFSPRING OF THE WARBLER, FORCING IT TO ACT AS ITS MOTHER. THE HUMAN WIGGLER THAT GEMMA AND TOM HAVE FORCED UPON THEM HAS A PARASITIC RELATIONSHIP WITH THE HUMANS, JUST LIKE THE CUCKOO DOES WITH THE WARBLER; DEVELOPING AN ABILITY TO MIMIC THE HUMANS SPEECH PATTERNS, AND SCREECHING WHEN IT WANTS SOMETHING. SO, THEY’RE LOOPED INTO BEING TRAPPED IN THEIR OWN “NEST” OF SORTS, RAISING THIS FREAK OF NATURE FROM BIRTH TO “ADULTHOOD”… AND THEN WHAT? THE PROMISE OF FREEDOM THAT (SPOILER) NEVER COMES? THIS IS WHAT GOT ME RIGHT IN THE PUSHER: THE UTTER DESPAIR AND PURPOSELESS LIFE THEY LEAD AFTER THE DISCOVERY THAT THEY’RE EFFECTIVELY TRAPPED AND HAVE THEIR HORNS HANDED TO THEM. THEY EAT TASTELESS FOOD, THEY TAKE CARE OF THE MUTANT FREAK BOY WHEN HE SCREAMS, TOM TAKES UP DIGGING A GIANT HOLE IN THEIR FRONT YARD IN HIS DELUSION THINKING HE’S GOING TO GET SOMEWHERE WITH IT. A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT TO THROW AN ALLEGORY OF “PARENTHOOD IS PARASITISM” OR “SUBURBAN LIFE IS A LIVING HELL” AT IT IMMEDIATELY, WHICH IS (I GUESS) FAIR ENOUGH TO PULL THAT JUDGEMENT. GEMMA AND TOM ARE NOW DESTINED TO SERVE THE PARASITE THEY’VE BEEN DISEASED WITH UNTIL IT NO LONGER NEEDS THEM, IN A HOLDING TANK, GESTATING IT UNTIL IT’S READY TO FLY OUT OF THAT NEST. THE REALTORBABY ISN’T EVEN NECESSARILY THE ENEMY HERE, BECAUSE HE EQUALLY PLAYS THE ROLE IN THIS CYCLE THAT IS NECESSARY FOR HIS OWN SURVIVAL; HE’S TO BE RAISED BY PARENTS THAT AREN’T HIS, THEN TAKE THE PLACE OF “MARTIN” AS A SUCCESSOR, ONLY TO REPEAT THE EXACT SAME STEPS. AND WHAT IS THE GOAL OF ALL OF THAT? I MEAN, ALL OF THE ENTRAPMENT, THE PARALLEL DIMENSIONS OF INSTANCES JUST LIKE GEMMA AND TOM’S HAPPENING ALL OVER IN THESE HORRIBLE POCKET NEIGHBORHOODS THAT SIT ON THE EARTH LIKE A BLISTER. WHAT IS IT? WHAT’S THE MEANING? THINGS ARE JUST THE WAY THINGS ARE. THERE IS NO DEEPER MEANING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES LIFE JUST…IS. THE COMPLETE AND TOTAL POINTLESSNESS, THE MONOTONY, AND THE MYSTERIES THAT STAY UNSOLVED ARE WHAT KEEPS IT FROM LEANING TOO FAR INTO ANYTHING THAT GOES BEYOND NEBULOUS THEORIZING, AND ULTIMATELY IS WHAT KEEPS IT MEANINGFUL IN A WAY. MOVIES THAT HAND IT TO YOU TOO EASILY ARE A LITTLE GRUB-FISTED. THERE ARE SOME INTERESTING LOOSE ENDS THAT NEVER FULLY GET EXPLAINED OR SPELLED OUT, LIKE THE TELEVISION AND BOOK FULL OF NONSENSE. THE MOVIE IS STEEPED IN SYMBOLISM, SO ANYONE WATCHING COULD MAKE SOME SORT OF ARGUMENT FOR PERHAPS A LOSS OF NATURE, BEING SWINDLED INTO THINKING YOU WANT SOMETHING SO DESPERATELY WHEN IN REALITY IT’S A BIT OF A MONKEY’S PAW, ALLEGRIES ON CONSUMER-CAPITALISM. MORE, PROBABLY, EXIST TOO. YOU COULD THROW A MILLION LARGER THEORIES AT IT AND MORE, LIKE SPECULATING ABOUT THE POINT OF THE ALIEN REALTOR SPECIES GOALS AND TRYING TO STRING EVERY DETAIL TOGETHER, ULTIMATELY, IT SIMPLY SERVES TO ILLUSTRATE INCOMPREHENSIBLE DREAD. A LOT OF REVIEWERS ONLINE LIKE TO BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT HOW IT ENDED BADLY; DID YOU ALL HAVE YOUR SPONGES REPLACED WITH YOUR WASTE CHUTES? INCREDIBLE. I ACTUALLY LIKED THAT IT ENDED “BADLY”, THAT IT DIDN’T END WITH THEM ESCAPING. THE INESCAPABILITY IS WHAT MADE IT SO CAPTIVATING, AND I WON’T HAVE ANY OTHER WORTHLESS CROTCHSTAINED BARFPUPPETS TELLING ME OTHERWISE. I THINK I’M GONNA NEED A HAPPIER ONE AFTER THIS THOUGH, BECAUSE I HAD A DAYMARE WHEN I WAS SLEEPING YESTERDAY. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B6DB58F654A9.JPEG
fish is a fresh, at home, or cold meal do not reheat that at work dear god.
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((That isn't what happened; that's a bad faith reading of what happened. It isn't about canon transness. To me this is analogous to someone telling me I'm being transphobic because I'm not adhering to their genitalia headcanons.))
((I did misword that, to clarify I meant to say, not adhering to their headcanons on my *own* characters. That said. Someone saying they are transitioning to what is broadly accepted as an animal, and is an animal in canon, and then asking why they are an animal (not saying anything about the transness of it), only to be called transphobic is not comparable. I understand the metaphor here, but I don't think that's fair to leverage against anyone. I'm ending the conversation now because I don't want to stoke flames any further. I just didn't want to see this turn into an OOC witch hunt. I hope you have a good night.))
((Real thoughts, I think it's shitty to accuse people - and I think it's people here, not characters, due to the rules against transphobia - of being transphobic without providing any context, because they disagree with your headcanon about the mothergrub being a gender a troll can transition to. It feels very bad faith to me. I appreciate the positive energy from everyone, but I don't wanna see good and supportive friends have their names besmirched over a disagreement in troll biology))
DEVOURED.
SLUDGE WITH MAMA!
WATCHING THIS ALL UNFOLD HAS BEEN LIKE BEARING WITNESS TO A SCUTTLELINE CRASH THAT DESPITE BEING PANTS SHITTINGLY PITIFUL IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO TEAR YOUR GANDERBULBS FROM. I DON'T THINK THE WORD 'SORRY' DOES JUSTICE FOR THE BULLSHIT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH TODAY.
yAY! i'M GLAD YOU GOT OVER YOUR FEAR OF, sURPRISE PARTIES, sTEYSI TOLD ME ALL ABOUT THAT WHEN i OBJECTED, oN THOSE GROUNDS, nOW COME HERE AND GIVE ME, a BIG HUG, aND ALSO PUT ON YOUR RECREATIONAL DUNCE CAP,
HEAD MATYRIARCH RUNNING IN CIRCELS. WHY
MAMA
i c0uld try pulling the wall 0utward instead? may have two cut me s0me grab points with y0ur makeup otherwise i'm just trying t0 pull a flat surface.
hEY, cAN YOU SEND bRAIN gHOST eRIDAN BACK TO MY PLACE SOMETIME, bY THE WAY, wE NEVER FINISHED OUR GAME, aND ALSO i THINK, uMM, tHERE WAS SOME GENDER STUFF, gOING ON THERE, i WANT TO HELP OUT WITH,
wwait dont be rash im puttin the wwand dowwn ok
fROM tAVROS, tILSUN, sTEYSI, tHE mOTHERGRUB, aND THE ENTIRE BROODING CAVERNS, hAPPY mATRON dAY, KANAYA! yOU'VE DONE SO MUCH FOR, aLL THOSE IN YOUR CARE, fROM THE SMALLEST GRUB, tO THE LARGEST MOTHERGRUB, wHICH IS WHY WE ENDEAVORED, tO BOTH GIVE YOU A FEW NIGHTS OFF, aND PROVIDE THE PERFECT DISTRACTION, tO DECORATE THE ENTIRE CAVERNS, tO HONOR AND CELEBRATE YOU! tONIGHT, iT IS YOU, wHO WILL BE FUSSED OVER, aND APPRECIATED, aND LOVED! <}:D @GRIMaUXILIATRIX #hAPPYmATRONSdAY
free her
kan the mothergrubs more or less a creature right i figure youd be the authority on this
sHE IS THE TEAM LEAD, wHO CAME,
“YOUR FANS CALL YOU MOTHER. BUT BITCH. MY FANS CALL ME MAMA.” -TROLL AYESHA EROTICA. HAPPY #LUSUSDAY. TO THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING (MOSTLY). THE MURDER MACHINE. THE IRON FIST. INSIDE THE LEATHER GLOVE. THE ENFORCER. OF ULTIMATE FUCKING LAW. THE MAN ON THE MOON. THE INIMITABLE. SHADOW LEADER. THAT EVEN DEMONS KNEEL TO. YOU ARE LIKE A MILF THAT I HAVE NO DESIRE TO FUCK. WHICH IS TO SAY. YOU ARE LIKE A MOTHER TO ME. @NUMBERSEVEN
STILL WARM . COME
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) WE LEFT SOMESLUDGE. FOR MAMTRIARCH.
@grimAuxiliatrix TJANK. FOR CARING. AND FEEDING. SLUDGE. THANK FOR BATHINGM . THANK FOR BEDTIME STORIES <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
1t’s f1ne btw. 1 d1dn’t th1nk about the ce1l1ng p1llars of doom
tHIS IS A JOKE, wOULD YOU LIKE ME TO COME, cOMMUNE? iS SHE MORE RUMINATIVE OR, bROODY WOULD YOU SAY?
thinking about two boomerangs. moment of all time.
࣪⊹₊˚{ GAMERRRR GIRLSSSS!!!! \}^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
W8ing for something specific today. Something new and exciting.
Today I might write. I have not picked up a pen in months. Not for lack of inspiration or muse, but because complacency (haha, funny because that's the first word in the name of the book) has rendered me unable to sit down for six hours at a time without my lower back hurting like hell.
I Welcome Whoever Attempts Such A Thing To Try
It continues to perplex me how comforta8le people are pu8licly documenting their wherea8outs and intentions for the evening, as though the internet is not equally occupied 8y individuals who would gladly weaponise that against them.
GETTING TO GO OUTSIDE DURING THE DAY AND NOT GET FRIED TO A CRISP IS KIND OF AWESOME, ACTUALLY.
A delightful dashbo+ard to+night.
HANG ON WAIT I'M SORRY I DID'T PROOFREAD THAT LAST PART OF THE CHITT BEFORE I SENT IT. NO. WAIT.
KANAYA. KANAYA, LISTEN TO ME. I AM TELLING THIS TO YOU BECAUSE I *GET* YOU. IF I KNEW THAT MY SURVIVAL COUNTED ON WHETHER OR NOT MY SUPREME MOIRAILLEGIANCE SKILLS COULD GET ME OUT OF A LIFE-OR-DEATH-BY-SLOW-TURGID-SUFFOCATION-TYPE SITUATION? I WOULD BE NERVOUS, TOO. BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO REMEMBER WHAT THE FIRE DEPARTMENT *MEANS.* MEN. BIG MEN. BIG, RIPPLING MEN, WITH THEIR SWEAT-DRENCHED PECS AND THEIR CHIN-STRAP BEARDS AND THEIR ALMIGHTY FUCKITUDINALLY REPELLANT *MANNISHNESS.* THERE WILL BE *MEN* IN YOUR CAVERN, KANAYA. THE CAVERN THAT *YOU* ARE IN. NEAR *YOU.* SAPPHO LESBOS *HERSELF* WOULD BE SAD. AND THE ONES THAT *AREN'T* AS MANNISH? THE ONES YOU MIGHT CATCH A RIPPLING, SWEAT-DRENCHED WINK FROM? THAT MIGHT BE ALL IT TAKES. TO MAKE YOU A *HIVEWRECKER.* AND YOU'RE BETTER TO THAT. YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOUR STUPID HUMAN WIFE. SO GET IN THERE. AND PALE YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/LDF45TJQ/LOTUS.GIF I UNDERSTAND MALENIA. SHE WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE A #LOTUS. AND EVERYONE WAS VERY INTENT. ON DISTURBING HER TRANQUIL POND.
NAPTIME. DROOLING. EWWWWWEE.
i would seriously watch a terezi youtube channel where she rates colorful thing she eats mukbang style
:33 < ah! i have thought of yet another confessional :33 < and its one thatll make me look like the wimpiest wimpy wimp troll ever to have b33n hatched :33 < and yet! every mighty and strong huntress has a flaw, right? we cannot be alll purrrrrrrrrfect :33 < so without further ado: iii :33 < cant stand horror movies :SS :33 < i know! that just makes me sound like a fraidy meowbeast and all :33 < but im more of a romance enjoyer, an exhilarating adventure movie watcher! :33 < but, 33k! movies that jumpscare you and theres spooky ghosts and all that?? :33 < i can handle big beasts irl but none of those kinds of flicks! X((
I HATE TO AGREE WITH VRISKA. *ON PRINCIPLE.* EVEN ON PAIN OF DEATH BY BEING QUARTERED AND DRAWN BY CARNIVOROUS HOOFBEASTS. AND THEN HUCKED INTO A FLAMING SPIKE PIT. FILLED WITH SYPHILIS. BUT FOR ONCE, I THINK SHE'S RIGHT. THIS IS LITERALLY YOUR WHOLE THING. I THINK YOU CAN DIFFUSE A MOTHER GRUB'S MOODY FAUX PAS ABOUT SLAMMING HER FAT, FUCKING ABDOMEN WHERE IT WOULDN'T FIT. I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO CAN SUTURE THE WOUND IN THAT EGO AS DEFTLY AS YOU. JUST BECAUSE IT'S AWKWARD DOESN'T MEAN IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. JUST SUCK IT UP. GO OVER THERE AND RELATE WITH HER. TELL HER ABOUT A TIME YOU FUMBLED SOMETHING IN FRONT OF ROSE. MAKE IT FUNNY. FUCK.
HAVE WE RULED OUT EMBARRASSMENT AS A FACTOR, YET. SURELY THIS FUCK-ENORMOUS WIGGLER FACTORY WANTS TO LEAVE AND HAVE SLUDGE FOR DINNER, OR SOMETHING.
Apologies that two of my only eleven chitts thus far have been about the same game I have never played. The music consumes me. That, and when I look up the game and see Sciel (read: previous chitt) I lose all sense of self. Good lord, great heavens, gadzooks, jimminy christmas, etcetera.
lets boil him
eHEHE, oF COURSE SHE LOVES YOU DEEPLY, sHE JUST HAS DECORUM TO HOLD, lIKE YOU, aND YOUR LOVE FOR OTHERS,
Why did no+ o+ne tell me it was called "emo+jis and emo+tes"? I've been calling them emo+ties! O+r the Jaundice creatures!
yES, sHE DOES, sHE FINDS YOU QUITE CHARMING AND SILLY, bUT LIKE, iN A MATRONLY WAY,
Does this have anything to do with her troll Mitski 8inging?
oH NO! tHIS IS WORSE, tHAN i HAD THOUGHT,,, tRY GIVING HER, a TIGHT 5 OF, oBSERVATIONAL COMEDY,
WHICH END OF THE MOTHER GRUB ARE YOU STUCK BEHIND.
hi kanaya!
▲score▼ ▲finally some good fucking clothes▼ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ad898a10dee.png #thrifting
HA. HA. HA. HA. GOOD ONE.
I SAID POST CANCELED. STOP COMMENTING ON IT.
today hurts my brain.
Mind you, I la8el myself as "The 8etter vriska" 8ecause I am 8etter than I was. It's in reference to myself and nothing else.
you're silly!
I Love My Matesprit https://i.postimg.cc/flcjrgpg/screenshot-20260507-222247.png
<-|--|~~ excellent work young oneS you are all doing wonderfully.
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They're very go+o+d grubs @co+smicHo+rro+r Yo+u are all very go+o+d grubs
≈ ANTHONY SOPRANO seems to have — to MAKE A LOT — of tough DECISIONS. ALAS, I — BELIEVE — he'll make — the right choices FOR himself. ≈
i'm watching the new / troll strange æons video / about rainbow drinkers / thank you lusus strange / i enjoy the content
it seems ive ♯spoiled ♯mylusus with ♯toomanysweets & not enough ♯detritus / ♯they are ♯craving the ♯mapledonuts again ♯....
/ᐠ ˵> ⩊ <˵マ < ALWAYS WATCHING... ALWAYS SHIPPING...
"Age 6rings wisd9m, and wisd9m 6rings the kn9wledge that age has n9thing t9 d9 with it. Experience d9es." -- #Qu9tes #Mine #6lah6lah6lah
let's hear it. als0 why didn't y0u just dm me 0r call 0r s0mething.
It appears you are not in fact an infant. I will recalibrate him.
He says, “hello what’s shakin’ baby”. I do not approve of the colloquialism.
#No #ImJustHavingFun #Sludge
SLUDGE PROBABLY.
WE LOVE SLUDGE!
YAYYYYY. YUM YUM YUM YUM.
MATRYATCH SAID TOO MUCH. KFC BAD. :( :( :( :( :( :(
HE ESCAPED. BUT I DREW BLOOD. HE ISN'T INVINCIBLE. HE CAN DIE. HE CAN DIE. HE CAN DIE. #VIOLENCE
the world is a drinker sent to drain secret destroyers hold you up to the flames and what do i get for my pain? betrayed desires and a piece of the game -bullet with butterfly wings by troll smashing pumpkins #lyrics #lyricposting
NAPTIME. @grimAuxiliatrix BEDTIME STORY?
Any Tealbloods Know How To Get In Touch With The LockPickingLegislacerator Its Urgent Please The Shower Will Be Cold Soon
the water outside my hive is so reflective and pretty and reflective so is hive my outside water the
Why are there people from TF2 beefing in my mentions right now. I'm the fucking President. I have a trebuchet. I have LALONDES.
GAYLURPI.
SORY.
NO. GRANDMATRIARCH FORBID.
I'll never be o+ne to+ judge a dashbo+ard full o+f peo+ple who+ yearn fo+r so+mething. I do+n't believe it's pathetic by any means, to+ want so+mething yo+u feel yo+u canno+t have. Everyo+ne will experience it.
prolly like “mmm mmm yummy sludge so fucking scrumptious and epic i legit can’t wait to be the sludge person of society” i’d say the intent is pretty much the same
i’m always saying this
RELATABLE.
YES! WE HUNGRY FOR SLUDGE!
I am begging you all to please take your medication.
please eat dirt f0r #megid0may
the sufferer wwas just seen in outglut
anti riflekind activvists are picketin outside my hivve
>> me too, Kanaya, me too ¡ hope you're ab1e to get ડome down t¡me to reડt your jo¡ntડ
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READING ONTO THE RECORD! i love being nonbinary. tonight only: legal consultation is twenty-five percent off for all transgender people or fifty percent off if you are nonbinary
SLUDGE > TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR. THOUGH
YUMMY YUMMY SLUDGE,
AHHHHHHHHH
SLUDGE!
[ E R R O+ R 2 3 4 4 4 6 ; VIA PARADO+XA FUTURA DO+LO+RO+SA ] YO+U ARE TO+O+ BLINDED BY YO+UR HATRED TO+ SEE IT, he screams. His passio+nate desire fo+r a better wo+rld has been burned away by the iro+ns. His sweeps o+f rage, so+ carefully hidden fro+m the masses, leaks o+ut. He is my so+n. I lo+ve hi greatly. O+f co+urse he is enraged. Ho+w co+uld he no+t be? YO+U ARE NO+T WO+RTH MY FINAL BREATH O+F LO+VE, YO+U DO+ NO+T DESERVE MY FINAL FUCKING MERCIES. YO+U WILL ALL BURN WITH ME. Arro+ws have been lo+dged in his side fo+r so+me time. Their attempts to+ silence him. Despite this, he still lives, he still burns. So+me piece o+f me expects him to+ live fo+rever. Fo+r the first time in sweeps, I pray. So+mething bubbles under his chitin. I can feel it co+ming. Clammy fro+nds press tight against my cheeks as they fo+rce my head fo+rward, as they fo+rce me to+ lo+o+k. It matters no+t. I am already lo+o+king. I will stay with him until the end. I see the mo+ment he is freed. His Vast Expletive hangs o+ver the cro+wd. The silence is o+nly bro+ken by my daughter's so+bs. #viado+lo+ro+sa #easter2026
Nudity and lewdness are lo+vely, entertaining, and appreciated. All bo+dies sho+uld be celebrated. But yearning and the emo+tio+ns that co+me fro+m co+nnectio+n are even mo+re beautiful.
II have a feeling you guys would really like my friend Gurdie. She is the strongest woman II know, with a heart of gold! And you all know how much II love gold. ;) #xandramedia https://i.ibb.co/Y4WC4CkJ/xandragurdie.png
And the ones crawling up my legs.
Dear god. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d4308246c45.PNG
@grimAuxiliatrix I am en route to the brooding caverns. Do I need. I don't know. A poncho. Is it going to be sticky. Or slime-ish. Should I change out of my suit. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d494e2a4b84f.jpg
I keep seaing landdwellers attempting to “translate” glubposting like it is some kind of decorative typing quirk instead of w)(at it actually is. W)(ic)( is adorable, by t)(e way. Please continue. You must understand, glub is not simply replacing words wit)( ocean puns and calling it a day. If it were t)(at easy, every rustblood wit)( a dictionary and too muc)( confidence would be capable of reproducing it properly. T)(ey are not. Glub is cadence. Implication. Pressure. -Emotional undertow. A conversational current carried beneat)( t)(e literal meaning of t)(e words t)(emselves. Two seadwellers can )(old an entire second conversation beneat)( t)(e visible one wit)(out a single outsider noticing. Tone s)(ifts. Repetition. Intentional misuse of aquatic terminology. Placement of symbols. Timing. A single “glub” can mean reassurance, mockery, t)(reat, flirtation, mourning, or a declaration of dominance depending entirely on context and psyc)(ic projection. And Y-ES, before anyone asks, projection matters. People forget t)(at our kind did not claw our way to t)(e top of t)(e )(emospectrum t)(roug)( pretty fins and dramatic capes alone. Seadwellers once possessed a psionic repertoire vast enoug)( to drown civilizations in silence. Or so t)(e oldest stories claim. T)(en )(istory c)(anged. T)(e useful gifts were cultivated elsew)(ere. Culling became specialization. T)(e lowblood castes in)(erited and refined abilities t)(at once belonged to t)(e dept)(s t)(emselves w)(ile our own powers narrowed into somet)(ing subtler. Stranger. W)(at remained was glub. A language s)(aped as muc)( by instinctive psyc)(ic bleed as spoken communication. )(alf verbal exc)(ange. )(alf emotional tide. T)(e last relic of somet)(ing enormous. Or maybe t)(at is just imperial romanticism. 38) Maybe we just really like fis)( jokes and making everyone else uncomfortable. Difficult to say. Regardless, if you ever sea two seadwellers speaking and suddenly realize you cannot quite tell w)(et)(er t)(ey are t)(reatening eac)( ot)(er, flirting, discussing politics, or planning a massacre? Congratulations. You are finally beginning to understand glub. 38D
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hi⁀hello⁀yes⁀i⁀ha(V)e⁀a⁀deli(V)ery! down⁀here! yes⁀hi! hello⁀miss⁀ca(V)ern⁀matriarch⁀lady⁀i⁀ha(V)e⁀a⁀full⁀log⁀of⁀decorati(V)e⁀cushions? pre⁀fluffed! please⁀sign⁀here.
Trying to see if I'm going to 8e gracing anyone with my presence at their hum8le shindig or if I am going to keep focusing on less trivial pursuits!
WE HERE. LET HER COME.
I am proud to announce that I will be THE FIRST human interloper to set foot within the brooding caverns of Earth-C. This was mostly borne of olfactory curiosity, but I shall keep you, the curious public, posted on my findings.
Ahem. Tonight would be preferable.
I. I would like that.
REPLYING TO THIS NOW THAT I'M BACK AT MY HIVE AND SIX DIEBUPROFENS TO THE GRAVE. ASHEN TRIANGLE DESERVES AN HONORABLE MENTION. I AM EXERCISING THE JUDICIOUS RESTRAINT — WHICH THIS SITE FRANKLY DOES NOT DESERVE — TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I HAVE A BIAS, BECAUSE ASHEN TRIANGLE WAS MY *FIRST* TROLL WEEZER SONG. THAT SAID, WHAT A METEORIC IMPACT IT MADE. IT HAS IT ALL. THE CLASSIC SOUND. THE UNCOMFORTABLE LYRICS. THE MOST MASCULINE FORM OF LONGING OF THE PATHETIC TAXONOMIES — OF PINING FOR SOMEONE WHO WILL CATEGORICALLY NEVER SHOW INTEREST WITH YOU, AND BITCHING AND MOANING ABOUT IT ON STAGE WITH A BUZZHARP. I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG. IT'S PAINFULLY TOO-HONEST TROLL RIVERS CUOMO AT HIS FINEST. IF YOU LOADED "ASHEN TRIANGLE" AND "ACROSS THE VOID" INTO A GUN AND FIRED IT AT ANYONE WITH EVEN A FLEETING CONCEPT OF SOCIAL PROPRIETY, YOU WOULD SEND THEM STRAIGHT TO HELL. TEN MIDDLE FINGERS OUT OF TEN. I LOVE ASHEN TRIANGLE.
MY TOP FIVE TROLL WEEZER SONGS, FROM LOWEST TO HIGHEST, ARE: 5 - [I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE] - LISTEN. I'LL BE THE FIRST TROLL TO SAY THAT TROLL RIVERS CUOMO IS CERTIFIABLY, SHITSCUTTLINGLY INSANE. BUT IT'S A HIGHLY SPECIFIC METHOD OF MADNESS. THE METHOD THAT SAW THIS POOR, SWEATING, SHAKY-PRONGED FAILMALE ON THE DREADMILL EVERY NIGHT, LISTENING OBSESSIVELY TO THE TOP POP SONGS OF EVERY TEN-SWEEP INCREMENT FOR THE LAST SEVENTY SWEEPS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DOES TO A MAN. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SOUL-COMPACTING, DIAMOND-FORMING, ABDOMEN CHEEK-CLENCHING PRESSURE OF CONFORMITY THAT KIND OF CREATIVE PROCESS PUTS A TROLL UNDER? THIS IS A SMALL REBELLION. THIS IS A TWITCH IN THE DEAD, GALVANIZED STRUTPOD OF AN ELECTROCUTED SQUEAKBEAST. A SPARK OF LIFE IN THE PUSHER OF A BLOATED CORPSE. SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT THE ALBUM IT'S ON. THIS ONE IS FOR THE HATERS. 4 - [SMALL OBLONG ROEFRUITS OF WRATH] - AGAIN, I DEMAND THAT YOU WITHHOLD YOUR POD-JERK INSTINCT TO AUDIBLY GAG AT THIS CHOICE. HEAR ME OUT. THIS SONG IS FUCKING STUPID. IT HAS A A CATCHY HOOK. IT HAS LITTLE ELSE. IT'S ABOUT AS EMOTIONALLY OR MUSICALLY MEANINGFUL AS A BRICK TO THE NUGBONE. BUT IT IS ALSO AN AUDIOBOOK PLATFORM ADVERTISEMENT. BY TROLL RIVERS CUOMO. THE BIGGEST, NERDIEST BOOKMAGGOT TO EVER PUT A TROLL BUC-EES STICKER ON HIS BUZZHARP. SOMEHOW, EVEN IN HIS DEFLATED COMMERCIALISM STATE, I CAN HEAR A SMILE ON HIS FACE. 3 - [HAUNT YOU EVERY NIGHT] - ANYONE WHO WANTS TO CLOWN ME OFF OF CHITTR FOR PUTTING A SONG FROM THIS UTTERLY CHUTEBLASTED, MAGGOT-RIDDEN HEAP OF SHIT OF AN ALBUM IS WELCOME TO DO SO. BUT NOT BEFORE YOU LISTEN TO THIS SONG AGAIN. THE MOURNFUL WAIL. THE LUGUBRIOUS HOWL. THIS SONG DRIVES A WROUGHT-IRON STAKE DEEP INTO THE RECESSES OF MY BLOOD PUSHER. DEEPER AND DEEPER STILL, THE MELODY HAMMERS THE GUTWRENCHING METAL WEDGE INTO MY SOPPING FEELMEAT. AND WHEN IT'S DONE, IT YANKS THE WHOLE THING OUT AND STARTS POURING A PITCHER OF CAUSTIC BLACK TAR INTO THE YAWNING, BLOOD-SOAKED CAVITY. THIS SONG IS DEPRESSION INCARNATE. I LOVE HOW BAD IT FEELS TO LISTEN TO IT. THIS IS *THE* ALBUM CLOSER. 2 - [YOU GAVE YOUR FLUSH CRUSH TO ME SOFTLY] - I'VE ALREADY MADE MY VEHEMENT RUMINATIONS ON HOW STUPID GOOD TROLL PINKERTON IS. THERE ARE SOME REAL SHAMEDUCT-JERKERS ON THIS ALBUM. SEE THE ABOVE DESCRIPTION ON THE RANKING LIST FOR A GENERAL IDEA OF THE EXPECTED FEELINGS THEY ELICIT. THIS SONG IS A FRESH, FAT BAND-ACHE ON ALL OF THAT. THIS SONG IS PURE AFTERCARE. CHASED WITH A FIZZING, FORTY-OUNCE SLURPVESSEL OF ADRENAL SLUDGE. SERIOUSLY, THIS SONG COULD BE A TROLL ANIME OPENING. 1 - [ALL MY FAVORITE SONGS] - I. CAN'T REALLY EXPLAIN THIS ONE. IT JUST REALLY SITS WITH ME. IF YOU'RE SICK IN THE NUG ENOUGH TO HAVE READ THIS FAR, THEN MAYBE I CAN JUST TRUST YOU TO LISTEN TO THIS ONE. THE MUSIC BULBFEED IS PRETTY TRACT-TWISTING, TOO. I'LL LINK IT TO THE CHIT. I HATE SAYING THIS, BUT. I APPRECIATE IT. HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=AGPDXYG1MSG
AHHHH.
NO MORE. SORY.
THANK YOU. HEAD MATCRIAICH.
SORY.
WHY.
((You would not believe the laughing and cackling fit this sent me into.))
♡kay ♡kay FINE I will wa+ch +he human ear+h C film fr♡m 1975. FUCK!
Another shoot this morning. I'm reticent to attach the release of the images to profanity, but per my social media manager, they "helmed the mothership straight into the cuntagon." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png
fOR #fRIENDSHIPfRIDAY i WANT TO, sHOW MY APPRECIATION AND LOVE FOR, sOME OF MY FRIENDS, iN NO PARTICULAR ORDER, tHIS IS JUST, aS NAMES CAME TO ME, i LOVE @GULLIBLEcOLUMNIST FOR, tREATING ME LIKE i CAN TAKE IT, i LOVE, @ARCHIVEaDDICT FOR BEING TRUE TO HERSELF AND SHOWING ME, hOW JOYOUS IT CAN BE, tO DO SO, i LOVE @ARTICULATEDcLAWTOGRAPHY FOR SHOWING ME THINGS i HAVE NEVER, sEEN BEFORE, i LOVE @CANIDaNARCHISM FOR BASICALLY BEING THE COOLEST PERSON i KNOW AND, pLAYING SOCCER WITH ME, i LOVE @CATIONICaGONIST FOR ALWAYS TREATING ME WITH GOOD HUMOR, (iS THIS LIKE, a TRIPLE PUN OR WORDPLAY MAYBE?) i LOVE @GUTSYgUMSHOE FOR HER OPENMINDEDNESS AND STRONG WORK ETHIC, i LOVE @TIPSYgNOSTALGIC#2248 FOR THE WAY SHE, aLWAYS TREATS EVERYONE RIGHT AND, nEVER JUDGES, i LOVE, @GOLGOTHAStERROR, fOR BEING MY BEST BOSOM BUDDY, wHO i'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO HAVE A TUMBLE WITH, tHE BEST PAL ONE COULD, sHAKE A STICK AT, oR EVEN WITH, @TIMAEUStESTIFIED#0414 i LOVE @GRIMaUXILIATRIX FOR HOW, pUT TOGETHER SHE ALWAYS IS AND, tHE WAY SHE'S ALWAYS WILLING TO HELP WITH, wHATEVER i NEED, eVER SINCE WE WERE KIDS, eVEN, i LOVE @EMPTYeYES FOR THE WAY SHE IS, uNAPOLOGETIC IN GOING AFTER, wHAT SHE DESIRES, i LOVE @APOCALYPSEaRISEN#6842 FOR BASICALLY BEING, mY BFFSIE, fOR LIFE, i LOVE ALL aRADIAS REALLY, yOU ARE ALL SO AWESOME, i LOVE @ABERRATIONaNNIHILATION FOR THE WAY SHE SAYS IT, JUST LIKE IT IS, i LOVE @CARCINOgENETICIST#4881 FOR BEING ABLE TO BUILD BRIDGES, i LOVE @CALIGULASaQUARIUM FOR, bEING SUPER NICE AND GENEROUS, aND THOUGHTFUL, aND FOR #eRIDANwEEK, i LOVE @GAMgAM FOR, hER AWESOME COOKIES, i TOLERATE @ECTObIOLOGIST#6844 FOR BEING, tHE eGBERT THAT IS THE LEAST, sUCKY BAD, i LOVE @GALLOWScALIBRATOR#1433 FOR HER STRONG INSTINCTS, i AM SURE, tHERE ARE SO, sO MANY MORE AND i AM SORRY IF MY LIST, dOES NOT INCLUDE YOU BUT, i ONLY HAVE FOUR MINUTES AND AM SCARED OF, mISSING #fRIENDSHIPfRIDAY SO i AM GOING TO PUSH THIS OUT, bUT JUST KNOW, i LOVE, eACH AND EVERY ONE OF, mY GOOD GOOD FRIENDS, oH GOD THREE MINUTES NOW, hAPPY #fRIENDSHIPfRIDAY, eVERYONE!
y0u can learn my 0pini0n 0f y0u 0n a teir list.
Okie dokie! If we were kicking feet and clicking heels in the physical world id slip you a key card with my hotel deets but SUIT yourself.
Not now Sweetie, mommy hath imbybed too much coffee with Hoofbeast Lacrate and needs to go #Die on the loadgaper.
≈ Perhaps Ĩ should ramble about my timeline, sessionmates and all sometime. Ĩt's unlikely they're ever to join me on here, besides. Ĩt holds quite the number of interesting differences between the Alternia that many seem to know and love. ≈
8=D < Her beautiful red accessory. A stylish choice. https://res.cloudinary.com/jerrick/image/upload/v1683487792/6457fc303a97fe001d6cb343.jpg
Mysteries afoot. I'm looking where I can. A contact has been established to assist, that may bear fruit. In the meantime, I must find ways to conduct my business and maintain a proper lifestyle. Cue balls and mystery doctors/professors keep itching at my curiosity. And you all are either being sluts or slutshaming. Sometimes both at the same time. Such is life on Chittr. #nsfw
be(ause normie means normal person. and that (ould be bad depending on what normal means. some real shitt7 things are normal. or it's bad be(ause it's someone who's too (on(erned with being normal over being themselves
you just have to watch the video if youre not a normie then youll understand
its the most powerful story of our generation https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0742.jpeg
play her “fallen kingdom” on grubtube it’ll perk her right up
the mother grub appears to enter seasons a malaise quite often did she go through a breakup recently
O-> Kissing My Darling As Many Times As He'll Allo+w Me
purplebl𖦹𖦹ds and their cl𖦹wnish wannabees dni
1 4GR33 B3C4US3 1M NOT 4 B3T4 1M OBV1OUSLY 4N 4LPH4
You know me so w)(ale, Kanaya! 38D
Coward
yeah i thynk that is probably for the best.
<-|--|~~ mrS maryam you conciliatoryreacted my chit what doeS it mean iS that a bad quiz did i make a miStake.
<-|--|~~ NO!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
No... that's... I knoww him... (Uh) It's an ancestral memory... - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
(Uh) Paww... is that...? - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
i'm oVeR HeRe hOnKiNg mY HoRn mAn i gOt mOtHeR FuCkInG SlImE On mY HoRn rIgHt nOw mAn i'm jUsT HoNkInG My sHiT I'M MiRtHfUl aS FuCk mAn i'm a mOtHeR FuCkInG FrEaK MaN LiKe #ImCoMiNg #BoUnCeOnIt #ErIdAnWwEeK
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
Soon to reveal the belated finale #eridanweek salutations from a very special guest. Look forward to it.
OH. GOD, IS THAT ALL? YOU MADE ME THINK SOMEONE WAS GOING TO DIE! I'M SURE YOU CAN SURVIVE ME WEARING COMFORTABLE CLOTHING. DON'T SPIKE MY FUCKING BLOOD PRESSURE LIKE THAT!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I ACTUALLY TRUST TO TELL ME THAT AND FOR IT TO NOT BE A HUGE BOLD FACED LIE. SO IT'S REAL THEN? I CAN ACTUALLY FUCKING RELAX FOR FIVE MINUTES? I FEEL LIKE I JUST HAD ROCKS REMOVED FROM MY SHOULDERS. OTHER THAN THE TROLL MITSKI INCIDENT, HOW ARE THINGS DOWN IN THE BROODING CAVERNS? IS THE MOTHER GRUB ACCLIMATING WELL TO EARTH-C'S HABITAT?
ooh i should make some! thanks for the lunch inspiration.
yeah, that kind of distraction can be quite potent.
that sounds awful!
Is it just the Mother or is it the attendants who are truly suffering under Troll Mitski's unanticipated reign?
OH SHIT, WE HAVE A MOTHER GRUB SET UP IN THE FUTURE? THAT'S GOOD NEWS, I GUESS YOU MANAGED TO GET EVERYTHING ALL SET UP. GENUINELY REFRESHING TO HEAR WE DON'T INEXCUSABLY FUCK IT ALL UP A SECOND TIME, THANK YOU.
I'M SO MAD THAT I CAN ONLY LIKE THIS ONCE. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THE GREATEST FUCKING BLTS THIS PLANET HAS EVER SEEN.
LAST NIGHT'S EXECUTION WAS A BEAUTIFUL DISPLAY OF TRUE CONTEMPT. IT WAS A VISION OF THE SOCIETY TO COME: WHERE STATE VIOLENCE IS USED NOT FOR THE SAKE OF A RIGID CASTE SYSTEM BUT ONLY WHEN IT'S REALLY FUNNY. #ERIDANWEEK
Yes, fairly often. I would say at least twice a night, and on some nights several times. I fear it's a fairly common reaction when one is surrounded by trolls who look to you as a beacon of stability.∞
i DON'T KNOW, wHATEVER YOU, mAY MEAN,
:33 < that is pawsome to hear!! :33 < conquer the day like are big ferocious beast! XDD < RAAAAAAAAWR!!! :33 < except you are not a big meowbeast fan for obvious reasons so you can pick another kind of animal scr33ch :33
▼▼not if our matron has anything to say about it she loves this boring shit▲▲
▼▼▼gog just got reminded that the #cloistermeet isn't far away▲▲▲ ▼If i stab myself in the foot i wonder if I'll be allowed to stay in our cloister instead▲
yEAH! tHE, mOTHERGRUB SAID SO, aLSO, eVEN, sHE LIKES, yOUR LITTLE GOOFS,
▼▼▼uuuuuughhhhhh▲▲▲
i THINK, mOST WOULD NOT REALLY, eXPECT IT FROM YOU BUT, yOU ARE PRETTY FUNNY, wHEN YOU TRY, i WOULD SAY,
Tantalizing new evidence suggests that I will be free tonight from 6PM to 9PM to be burned at the stake.
♰ that could've stayed an inside thought ♰
oH, oKAY }:) i'M GLAD WE'RE, JOKEY AND JOVIAL TYPE, fRIENDS, yOUR COMPANIONSHIP DOES, mEAN A LOT TO ME,
oH WOW, i DO THAT, tOO, wE'RE LIKE, tWINSIES,
8=D < Hmm... Towards true freedom, perhaps.
8=D < I am glad you enjoy it. It is nice. Idyllic. I like to imagine I am running with them in their herd. Then, sleep is not far to follow.
AND THANK FUCK FOR THAT.
WHEN YOU'RE GETTING NEEDLESSLY WORKED UP ABOUT SOMETHING THAT LITERALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO AGGRESSIVELY CHANT "WHO CARES WHO CARES WHO CARES WHO CARES" UNTIL THE MOMENT SAFELY PASSES YOU BY.
it kind of sounds like you are going to be awake anyway? if it's something you would like to discuss with someone in private my inbox is always open!
I see. Well, if you need a sympathetic ear, I would be willing to listen.∞
I am often asked if I could forgive even the Empress herself for her part in the suffering of our people. What I think we should be asking, instead, is whether the Empress is capable of redemption. Yes. A thousand times yes. I believe that there is no troll beyond redemption. Were the Empress to walk up to me and ask for guidance in trying to be better, who would I be to deny her that? But she has to want it. We have to want it. You have to want it. That is the difference, the defining factor, at the end of the night. We cannot save those who dig their heels in and refuse to be saved.
huh! i didn't even think about the possibility of SBURB having been developed by an actual team or whatever... that account is strange.
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? One of our [EMPL0YEES] is now [BANNED] from making "Deez Nuts" jokes. © SBURB 2009
What concerns you, exactly?∞
8=D < Would you like a calming video to help you sleep? I could give you one of mine. 8=D < Here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59h47HoKINE
Working on it. #MaleLivingSpaces
8=D < Hello... https://iili.io/Bn133G4.png
IT WOULDN'T BE A WRITING CHALLENGE IF I WASN'T FASHIONABLY LATE ON AT LEAST ONE PROMPT. I'M THROWING THESE TAGS AT THE TOP AS TO NOT CATCH ANYONE TOTALLY OFF GUARD. #VIOLENCE #GORE #ANGST. AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO @twinArmaggetfucked [DAY THREE: WHUMP] A GLOWING WHITE BLUR, STARK AGAINST A BACKGROUND OF VOID. THE GIRL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, BUT NOW HER BRIGHT AND BURNING GAZE IS BACK ON HIM. IT'S THE SAME LOOK SHE GAVE HIM JUST BEFORE SHE'D DIED. BEFORE HE'D KILLED HER HIMSELF. HE'D DISPATCHED HER SO EASILY THE FIRST TIME. A FLICK OF HIS WRIST. A HOLE IN HER GUT. HE'S TOO SHOCKED TO TRY IT AGAIN. SHE CLOSES THE DISTANCE SO FAST. HIS FEET ARE ANCHORED TO THE GROUND. SHE'S DISARMED HIM BEFORE HE CAN REACT. THERE'S NOTHING BUT OPEN SPACE ALL AROUND THEM, BUT NOWHERE HE CAN RUN. THE ONLY SOUND IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS THE REVVING OF HER CHAINSAW. HE FEELS IT ALMOST SOONER THAN HE HEARS IT. THE CUT ISN'T CLEAN. IT'S NOT LIKE A BLADE. IT'S A RIPPING, TEARING SORT OF WEAPON. EVERYTHING IS LOUD AND EVERYTHING IS WHITE AND EVERYTHING IS BURNING. HE JOLTS UPRIGHT IN HIS RECUPERACOON. HIS HANDS GRASP AT HIS GUT. HIS PUSHER BEATS IN HIS EARS. THE WORLD SPINS AROUND HIM. HE'S IN ONE PIECE. FUCK. HE SINKS BACK INTO THE SLIME. THE SOUND OF THE CHAINSAW STILL ECHOES IN HIS PAN AS HE CLOSES HIS BULBS AGAINST HER AFTERIMAGE. HIS FINGERS FOLLOW THE JAGGED PATH OF THE OLD SCAR. HOW MANY SWEEPS HAVE TO PASS BEFORE TIME DULLS THE MEMORY? HOW MANY DAYMARES WILL LEAVE HIM SWEATING AND SHAKING IN HIS COCOON BEFORE HIS BODY ACCEPTS THAT IT ISN'T IN DANGER? NEARBY, HIS PALMHUSK LIGHTS UP WITH A NOTIFICATION. IT'S SOMETHING STUPID. HE CATCHES THE TIME ON THE SCREEN. IT'S ONLY 2PM. HE GROANS AND KNOCKS THE BACK OF HIS PAN AGAINST THE EDGE OF HIS COCOON. IT SEEMS HE'S IN FOR ANOTHER SLEEPLESS DAY. #ERIDANWEEK #RPF
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
Do you ever watch yourself making a really poor choice and doing nothing to stop it? I am the April fool today. It's me.
oh fuck. my peTT boiiliing poTT of waTTer
OKAY, EVERYONE. THE VERY LONG AWAITED SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF: THE MOIVE (AND BASICALLY ALL OF THE OTHER ONES TOO) REVIEW IS UP TO READ. DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU. HTTPS://LETTERBOXD.COM/CGENETICIST/FILM/SWEET-BRO-AND-HELLA-JEFF-THE-MOIVE/
I have retreated upstate for the time being, as the wetland that is Old New York has made this recent humidity wave unbearable to weather in the surrounding areas. I wish only the best to those who will face the floods head on as this week-long storm approaches.
standford pines is based on me :)
I'd like to make a formal disclaimer that Macro Cullsmos is distancing itself from #MacroMarch and a certain other associated hashtag. Do no use the hashtags in relation to us or our company. Especially the other one. We are no longer affiliated. Don't say the words. Do NXT say them. They have been #Banned. Thank you. #MacroCullsmos - MC Oleana
yIPPEE!
me. https://www.aphis.usda.gØv/sites/default/files/styles/default/public/2024-09/feral-swine-herØ-adØbestØck_58678812.jpeg
whenever i c3< react just know thats my own silent way of going "hmm" to whatever bullshit i just saw
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Worry not, I used a VPN. She doesn't have our actual IP address.
WA$ THE $UFFERER THE FIR$T VICTIM OF CANCEL CULTURE? 🤔
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i w𖦹n't
lady it sounds like to me you just wanna tell me what to do must have amnesia forgot that im #her
not in your torment!! i want to help you if i can, i mean it.
There's no need for two queens to fight.
the wurld is a rainbow drinker :o
casey tends to do that too, just, holding bugs and looking around with the perplexed expression of someone who has a lot to do! obviously its not quite the same.
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! You can install modern classic Unreal Tournament 2004 for free at https://www.oldunreal.com. This doesn't have anything to do with the universe-propagating game but it's still quite fun. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
how does one earn a badge? is it like the checkmark, where yoU mUst message a mod?
i CAN DO THAT YES, i CAN, bE ON MY WAY, pROMPTLY, oR,,, AS FAST, aS CAN BE, aNYWAYS,
iS SHE STILL, nERVOUS, iF IT IS NOT, pRYING TOO MUCH INTO, hER PERSONAL, aFFAIRS, tO ASK?
8-> #RATIOCOIN!
This is Hamifi Hekrix, signing on. Please be aware that my presence on Chittr is not an invitation to try and be "buddy buddy" with a Corporate representative. Professional inquiries and feedback about Corporate events are welcome, so long as you keep it civil. Remember, Corporate is here to help.∞
Don’t 8elieve every well-dressed sphere who calls himself a doctor. I have reason to 8elieve he isn’t even licensed!
My new cat is named Athena after the Greek goddess of purring and nuzzling.
ooc absolutely lmfao
i AM, sQUINTING, aGAIN,
HOW DARE YOU. YOU FANCY GREEN BROAD. I WOULD NEVER JOKE. ABOUT THE PROPER PLACE. FOR LOWLY. PATHETIC. INSIGNIFICANT RUSTBLOODS. SUCH AS MYSELF. AS BEING BENEATH. EVERYONE ELSE. ON YOUR DISEASED PLANET. I WOULD PROVE IT. BY SMEARING MY WORDS. IN MY FILTHY RED LEAKINGS. IF THIS WAS NOT. MY STUPID FUCKING WORK CHITTR.
J⟡J⟡--> My ⚓︎ierlis⚓︎! h⚓︎⚓︎ps://cdn.disc⟡rd♡pp.c⟡m/♡⚓︎⚓︎♡chmen⚓︎s/1445826841607798814/1487904822010315112/my-im♡ge.png?ex=69c♡d6d9&is=69c98559&hm=480c56b0d13f9cf81ced140e786b64e0d8♡4b0235e2e2f82♡8322b4b7816de6♡& <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
wELL, nO, iT DIDN'T HELP,
Let's not rank people by their the colour of their blood, or by the stereotypes attached to them. #hemoism
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! hello
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE PLAINTIFF! good evening, your highblood. my name is Filigree Hallowen and i am here today on behalf of the plaintiff in today's case, my client @kasaneTeto. (who then either stands and says "good evening, your highblood" as well or gets elbowed really aggressively). (you can sit back down now). we have a few housekeeping matters to attend to once the defense has made their own introductions
Since we're talking about cereal. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/84b433edddb5.png
tHIS SOUNDS, fUN, tHOUGH i THINK, mY MOST GLARING NEED, rIGHT NOW, iS, tO SEE, cUTE GRUB, sHENANIGANS,
likewise, lUv!
who the fuck is this mutant the timeline keeps talking about? nobody knows this fucker and i doubt they give a damn.
im really proud of you for taking some time during your break to actually enjoy yourself rather than thinking about doing more work sollux! 0v0
wAIT, hOLD ON, wHAT IF i,,,
// OOC but I had a horrible epiphany and it involved realizing that I might've subconsciously semi-coded Cloude partially like the clown from the circus Ace Attorney case
its just me n my gun against the world
i DON'T KNOW,
dO YOU HAVE, cUTE GRUB PICS?
i AM PROUD OF HER FOR, sETTING HEALTHY BOUNDARIES,
Fortun8ly I could not give less of a flying fuck a8out the opinion of a Dirk, even if he is virtual. https:::://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1380036748574330970/1487503480997286009/Screenshot_20260328-132730.png?ex=69c96112&is=69c80f92&hm=ef182e3f5dec677f656efc7d90ca3859aa54ff8518c6c2969d79fd6217a22266&
//so I'm a complete sucker for angst as some of you may well know by now. I love when my media makes me sad. Just absolutely adore it. Which is why I think the Reze Movie is so fucking good. Anyway, on that note, I feel like it's insane how perfectly Kensuke Ushio managed to make a track that has become "THE Angst Song". As someone who at the time was going in completely blind, when I heard "in the pool", I immediately knew this story did not have a happy ending. Which is absolutely insane to think about. Anyway all this to say "in the pool" feels very vriska coded.
if there are any rainbowdrinkers on the timeline who would be willing to share their experience i have some questions regarding some rumors and in order to provide the most accurate portrayal in my fictions i would like to have these tropes either confirmed or denied thank you ^0^ (tags: rainbowdrinker, venom, arousal venom, blood color taste, flesh temperature, retracting fangs, anatomy, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
SIDEBAR! sure sure we've all heard the "look at my legislacerator dawg i am going to die" but be so honest. look at my client. how is any of that my fault
Absolutely shellacked off two rounded teaspoons of Metamucil.
Don't apologize damn it. You don't owe one. You're not the one who fucked up here, Kanaya. I'm the idiot who 8lew you off even though I knew how you felt. Who disregarded your feelings even though I knew damn well you were watching. Any mucking a8out with it you did was well deserved after the 8ullshit I pulled.
Well, I'm going to sleep. Good light or wh8ver
D --> #CartingInMoreOil
D --> #TowellingUp%essOil
Take your time........
And for. Like. Getting almost everyone killed.
So, as you know, I spent a few sweeps in what I can only descri8e as hell, and I had a lot of time to re-experience every single mistake I ever made. Which. Was a lot. I made a lot of mistakes.
Hoyp shit my hero!!! #freshqueeshtoyourdoor
just in case it didn't notify you for all of this @grimAuxiliatrix //
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wHOA, tHAT IS SO, cOOL AND, hURTS MY EYES ALSO, a LOT, bUT SO COOL!
........8efore you say anything, I have some things I want to get off my chest.
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: Following further amendments today, and debate on my bill (requiring @potusOfficial to trigger the Intergalactic Council's Bill of Interplanetary Rights: Article X, Clause 9, and challenge Doc Scratch's presumed leadership of The Felt, in the view of deciding on a leader best suited to defend the rights of Earth C citizens), I can announce that the bill has passed by a majority of 3 votes. Final vote in the Great Hall's voting chamber was 387-384.
1. nothing wrong with me! 0u0
making a list 0f everything wr0ng with me. i'm s0 pr0ud 0f myself.
((Throwing out an ooc here just for my own comfort as someone who is a girl sometimes and a guy sometimes i am not doing a trans girl john egg situation here i am doing a genderfluid here. i don't think i need to specify my own nature to explain that but i don't want to come off as someone who is dismissive of the trans woman egbert arc or of june as a concept because she's great. just doing my own thing.))
#MomTip If u tayke uhhhh.... and thn.... and yeh :) #Substances
1 4m pr3p4r1ng my ult1m4t3. My ult1m4t3 1s 4lmost r34dy. Ult1m4t3 r34dy. JUDG3. JURY. 3X3CUT1ON3R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🎦 very exciting newz u guyz!!! in collaboration with the simpsons (YES *THE* SIMPSONS) ill be "eating my shorts" on stream later 2nite!!!!!! make sure u tune in bcuz there might be a VERY special guest appearance partway through (ay caramba!)
Y34H WH4T'S UP
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Feels oddly high-class. I like your thinking, you're clearly qualified -Sent from my Paul
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NORM4LLY YOU 1NS3RT YOURS3LF SO 3FFORTL3SSLY 1NTO S1TU4T1ONS OF 3V3RY F1B3R TH4T W3 K1ND OF JUST FORG3T 1T 1S 4N OPT1ON >;]
is everything ok?
oH, oKAY, aSK AWAY, fRIEND }:)
General rule of thum8 I’ve noticed, if something is written in orange, you are a8out to read the single most self-aggrandizing piece of 8a88le in all of history. Most of the time. Like, really, I thought my writing was self-serving!
are you okay? if youre havving medical problems please don't hesitate to reach out for help.
🎦 HYPE TRAIINNNNNNNN 4 every five subs the stream goes as long as it takez for me 2 blend and eat another cactus
Bring Me The Head Of Celine Dion
8-> I'M THE GIANT RAT WHO MAKES ALL OF THE RULES.
i BELIEVE, iN YOU,
ARE YOU GIVING YOURSELF A PEP TALK?
彡You must p3rsist…!!! I b3li3v3… gom3nasorry for your wo3s..彡
I love watchin everybody here its like a little fish bowl. Theres alot of these two blonde dudes though whats up with that
</3: Well Perhaps Its Not Such A Bad Thing Darling
Guess what everyone! I've got a new song for you to check out! https://vimeo.com/1094756949
Testify.
Another important and yet apparently controversial note... NO. MORE. FONDANT. You went to the effort of baking, layering, frosting and assembling a cake. WHY would you cover it with an unpalatable layer of rubbery elephant skin? Say it with me. "We will not add inedible toppings to our desserts." Obviously if you are toothpicking paper dinosaurs onto Little Jimmy's birthday cupcakes, that is a different story. But if I see another cake studded with molar-shattering "edible" pearls, I am going to lose my marbles. And you dizzy people are going to scoop them all up and feed them to a bunch of adolescents, because that is how low you have allowed your confectionery bar to droop. But this is mostly about the fondant. If I attend your function and you make me peel my slice of cake like a chimp with a banana, I am going home.
Like if you would choose the cloth mother. Pity if you would choose the wire mother. #ClothMotherGang
hello evverypony! i hope evveryone's day started off flippin gorgeous. here's howw i wwoke up- wwith my bestest buddy right in my face! don't be jealous of his wwhiskers..... he just #wwokeuplikethis! followw me for more fun lusus updates! #zoology #furryfriends #mornings #sealsneedcoffeetoo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c129f34f9ce6.png
HOLY SHiT!! HTTPS://CDN.iMGCHEST.COM/FiLES/67254015F272.WEBP
https://i.ibb.co/NnktJDh5/image.png Bottoms up. And the devil laughs.
Do not search my chitts. #orelse
search
Hello, freaks. ::::) (@vriskell on tum8lr!) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/3f/e4/a9/3fe4a9ccfe9856188c3e157e97f590d1.jpg
i'm goin' to bed soon but my next class will be on the cultural, physical and psychological aspects of dancing in leprechaun culture and biology. please pre-register four attendance. or don't, i'm still gonna do it anyway.
hEY, i KNOW i AM NOT HIM, aND YOU ARE NOT, tHE aRADIA, tHAT i WAS AND, aM, i WOULD LIKE TO THINK, bESTIES WITH STILL, bUT, i THINK, yOU ARE PRETTY NEAT!
roleplaying with calmasis has me missing tavros v0v #lostweeaboosforlife
i have 50 FOLLOWERS???
they do NOT want u 2 kno abt da white clawster
Drinking my boba. #Devouringmyboba. #Chewingandswallowingmyboba. #Digestingmyboba.
Ķ̵̡̛̟͎̠̰̦͔̞̜͉͎̤̙̋̍̆̔͂̇̓̽́̚͝U̴̟̰̤̘͉̼̝̹̬̹̜̞͙̺̇U̸̗̙̲̗͚̻̩̝̎̈́͒̆͐́̃̊̚͜ͅL̶͔͓̤͔͙̱͚̹͊̈́͐̈́̀͐̅́̀̾͐̇͂͝͝A̸̧̧̫̥͚̲̼̱̙̙̞͍̪̙̥̗̓̾̉ͅG̶̭̻͕̱̖͊Ǫ̸̡͎̫̞̳̫̝͔̘̔̍͐͗͜͜͝T̶̡̰͚̬̫̹̩͈̭̥̰̰̀̒̍̀͒̊̿̀̊͝͝͝ͅH̴̨̧̨̨̙̘̥̝̱̘̥͓̟̳̰͆̌ stuns in new selfie. https://i.postimg.cc/QMMxV0FC/Horrorterror.webp #horror
Ơ̵̙͖̳̫̤͎͈̹͔̗̰̂̊̋̎͆͊͐͑͒̒̍͘͜͠Ṅ̴̡̲̦̺̭̜͌̀̀͌̈́̕Ę̷̧̨͓̗͇͔̰̝̱͗͒͌̊ ̷̨͎̬̦̹̩͙͌͛̀P̸̡̧̟͈̫͇͓͉̙̳̥̺̺̪͗͋̋̌ͅỎ̵̼̖̊̂̈̑̒̄̆͝T̵̡͗̈́͛̐̋́̐̏̆Á̸͈̦̙̞͔͙͗͂̉͒̏͂̂̀̊̔̓̋̎͘T̷̠̬̓̔̾̔́̊́̈́̓͂̃̇̈́͝͝Ȯ̸̭̻̰̱̠̙̣̻̤͕̝̒͑̎̈́̓̿͛̋̈́̾̆͌͛ ̸̢̻̖̮̝̫̖̓͆̇̿͗͐̏̎̆͘̕C̴̡̣͔̼̗̤͂̽̄̊̃́̽̓̓̅̃̃́̀̋Ḧ̵͈̬͇̹̖̲̯̱̱͉̲̗́̇͐̒́͂̅̈İ̴̛̬̻͉̲͇͉͕̏̌͐̂̾̇͗͐͗̋̕͝P̵̗̪̤̯̱̜̞̖̭̓̈́͑̄̾͝ ̵̡̛͇̣̉͐͗̏̋̏̃̀̓͑͂͆̄͘͘P̶̢̈͒͂͆̉́͂͗̌̋̈̆̈́̀͠L̴̨͙͙̦͕͓̩̫̺̍̏̆́͌́͋̀͒͂͒͌̑̏̅͝͝E̷͉͋̆̋̽̄̆̉͝A̷̡̢̯͖͙̅Ş̸̛͎̗̞͍̫̝̩̹̐̀͒́̽͌̎̏́̈̏͆͛͘͠͠Ę̵̯̙̬͎̝̻̥̥̂̋̒̄͘͠ https://i.postimg.cc/cCx3JQG4/image-306.png #horror
After heeding the counsel of external advisors (@tentacleTherapist#7214), I have decided to refrain from taking pills or swords from faulty paternal figures. This shall come to pass, even if there are simpler methods to resolve temporary pain. Goodnight.
// omg i'm so flattered wtf... i will strive to continue being #epic
Remember that all proceeds go to Consorts Without Grillz. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3fa1557f473.png
Why? They Don't Have Day Jobs, What Do They Have To Scream About?
RE: GRUBS! i think they're funny looking. i used to want one as a pet but my lusus was like obviously that's off the table
// after sleeping on it i've decided that i'm a grown ass adult and i won't be defeated by brainrot and i was being dramatic. i will probably be around a lot less though
Dunno How Jades Do It, I Think If I Saw A Grub Irl I'd Scream
Oh. Then yes, as opposed to having ever contracted something directly.
Why would it hurt when you... nevermind. I don't want to know.
>my reddit lusus just started crying over the amazing digital circus
>([guys w#y does it kinda #urt w#en i pail]
The Lalonde presence seems to be growing.
I really ought to stop burning the midnight oil as much as I have been.
1M SO T1R3D 1 COUL
Trolls sometimes ask me how I can purport to love and care for even the most violent of the Empire's enforcers, and to that I say; How can I not? To love only those that love you is folly, for even a selfish and hateful person can do that. To do good to only those that do good to you is all too simple. Life is complex, and so too is my love for it and all its children.
i hope you're all happy. i hate this place
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
megid0 madness.
Are we posting our manicures now? https://i.postimg.cc/B6YDgZLZ/IMG-5845.jpg
colelct my paiges thts slenderman if he hd duagheters named paige and he lostnthem. #originalcomedonotsteal #copyrifhted #illegaltosteal
A BEAUTIFUL ROCK JUST WENT SAILING PAST MY HEAD I SURE HOPE THIS IS THE PRESENT FOR ME :) SOMEBODY DID YELL "HEY STUPID HEAD DUCK" BEFOREHAND THOUGH
h0mestuck.c0m
|< trying out black lipstick. i think it suits m€.
i love my matesprit / i have a good matesprit
Are you alright?
i AM, sO PROUD OF HER,
Please do not try anything. https://i.imgur.com/rNhwiDa.png
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Blocks will be invoked with a single warning. Ha. Ha.
Testing testing testing!!! Is this gxing thrxugh...??? :000
help girls are trying t0 f0rcefem me 0n chittr.
Google, how do I reduce another user's Kull score?
G99d M9rning, n99n, 9r evening. Please make sure y9u eat s9mething t9day.
That's right.
No.
O+h, hell no+. #dashwatching
hetslop on my feed sighs.
yo, ghurt
// it is with much sadness in my heart that i must go on an indefinite hiatus. this shit is absurdly fun; too fun. it's the exact kind of brainrot that gets its hooks in me until 8 hours passes and i realize i've done nothing but spend all day on chittr. shit is not healthy for me lmao. thanks for all the memories chat :') maybe i'll see you all around again some day
Im starting to think i might be in association with a few nutcases.
HELLO HELLO HELLOOOOO PARTY PEOPLE, NATION OF THE LATE HOURS!!! I AM DEAD PAST TIRED AND I JUST GOTTA SHARE MY INVENTIONS WITH THE WORLD! CANT HAVE A CIRCUS WITHOUT CLOWNIN AROUND A BIT (|:) WATCH MY INTRODUCTION VIDEO FOR THINGIES I LOVE THINGS YOU LOVE THINGIES WE ALL LOVE THINGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STEP RIGHT UP IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY LATEST AND GREATEST WORKS! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v-svPMBUQVA
http://i.picasion.com/gl/93/lyzC.gif #aesthetic
the chase. concluded. i will have my satisfaction. hee hee. #goodnight
☆ happy clanche!
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: The Four Kingdoms Party tonight decided to vote with the ruling party of @potusOfficial in more than fifteen amendments to my bill, which is due to be debated and voted on Friday. It now reads as: "That the Great Hall requires the President of Earth C to trigger the Intergalactic Council's Bill of Interplanetary Rights: Article X, Clause 9; in wishing to block Doc Scratch's presumed leadership of The Felt. This challenge, in wishing to protect Earth C's best interests on the interplanetary stage, will instil a leader, chosen by the people of Earth C at a later date."
(I've been recommended this place by a dear friend and I must say it is certainly... interesting. Nonetheless, good evening everybody! :> I hope to make your acquaintance. Or not if you don't wish to! I'm not quite sure how often I'll post here... but I'll try!)
> 1 am a s1mple tr0ll 1 see a new acc0unt 1 h1t f0ll0w
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do the profile pictures randomly just stop fucking working for yall too or what
You haven't even heard, "Margheritaville" or "Pencil Thin Mustache". They're even better Jimmy Buffett songs!
I'm still feeling Jimmy Buffett's Cheeseburger in Paradise... "Cheeseburger in Paradise! Medium-rare, with mustard'd be nice: Heaven on Earth, with an onion slice! I'm just a Cheeseburger in Paradise! I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and French-fried potato! Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer, Well, good God almighty which way do I steer!"
SOMEONE'S GOT TO BE. THANKS FOR ACKNOWLEDGING IT THOUGH.
IF I DON'T KNOW YOU, DON'T CHANGE THAT. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU. I'M AT KNOWING CAPACITY. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME. FOLLOW FOR MORE
// CHITTR PLEASE LET ME DELETE POSTS I FUCKED UP
The site might as well be called Clittr.ing. <-- Oh my god.
HERES A HOT NEW TIP FROM A DRIP EGGS IS SO PRETTY HEHEH :) SAVE TO DRAFTS EDIT LATER TO MAKE IT A PROPER TIP DRIP
YOU EVER SEEN GREEN SUSPENDERS ON A RED SHIRT AND THINK “WHAT IS THIS PERSON THINKING??”
can we get anØther dark humØr jØke.
#mothersknowbest
Apparently I cannot. The powers that be have deemed by 19 character tag as "forbidden." Once more, the system oppresses.
i think my lusus is very sick it keeps leaving weird stains on the ceiling and rhe walls and the floors and the neighbors and the poems and the windows this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
als0 this g0es with0ut saying but t0 any 0ther versi0ns 0f me bumbling ar0und 0n here, let's save 0urselves the humiliati0n and embarrassment and just pass each 0ther by like ships in the night.
if i stop responding it's because i have passed out for the night. i am a little bit sad that i'll have to miss so many posts until tomorrow!
i helped her fix her profile icon.
HELLO @grimAuxiliatrix THAT FOLLOWED ME JUST NOW. WHY ARE WE NAMING PUPAS AFTER JOHN, NOW? WHAT DID THEY DO TO DESERVE THAT?
=[]< woooowwwwwww there sure are someeeee funny people online tonight, is the jesterror schoolhive having finals wipe??
He isn't any real threat or trouble, is the thing. It's all the entertainment of watching a dog bark and run in circles without any risk of being bit.
you guys wwhat files wwhat the fuck are you talkin about
the birth of my troll baby army is fast approaching.
Just got out of the theaters for a special screening of "Wherein a young man turns to the adult film industry to find acceptance and a surrogate family structure; He becomes incredibly successful at the endevour; At the turn of the decade the technological and cultural shifts as well as cocaine use and financial pressure destabilize interpersonal relationships; One character tries multiple times to open a hi-fi stereo company; After attempting to rob another man and in an high octane and high stress scenario the main characters all reconcile ." A fantastic film and a classic for a reason- this film it one of Troll Paul Thomas Anderson's greatest achievements on the silver screen. The themes of legacy, fame, ego, the rise-and-fall cycle, the dark side of the American dream. It's a movie not just about adult entertainment- but about Hollywood itself. About how celebrity could break or transform you. Not to mention it's ensemble cast of characters, including the greatest actor of this or any generation; Troll Phillip Seymour Hoffman. A fantastic film, and I encourage you to go out of your way to watch it.
That's because you have a kind nature... swoon. Also, I am pleased to notice that your icon seems delightfully centered. Huzzah!
Thank you for saving me from posting this.
And yet, I fear I must levy an9ther criticism at chittr, and supp9sedly pr9gressive s9cial media platf9rms as a wh9le. D9es having 9nly quadrant-6ased ways 9f interacting with p9sts make any9ne else just a little 6it unc9mf9rta6le? Either I must like, pity, hate, 9r mediate every p9st I interact, implying an alm9st paras9cial level 9f r9mantic investment in the c9ntent 9f p9tentially strangers, 9r I a6stain fr9m the practice entirely and risk upsetting my 6el9ved friends and mutuals (9f which I have many) 6y making them think I've n9 interest in their #p9sting. Clearly the chittr devs didn't c9nsider the existence 9f quadrant-agn9stic users, 9r w9rse, they didn't care, 6ut it's quite an egregi9us 9versight. I w9nder if we as a c9mmunity c9uld p9sit an ar9mantic p9st-interacting alternative? #siden9te #isitchittr9rChittr #wh9sequirkarewew9rkingwithhere?
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Notice how Trolly Kirk has died right after fucking with me on my own page. Take this as a warning.
@turntechGodhead#4338 I curse you for this adorable candid picture you took of me. https://i.redd.it/zrnm34v4couc1.gif
I have updated my profile picture again. The next one will have the orb smashed.
Yep, that's my wife.
I suppose I'm obligated to utilize the new functions of the site as they're bestowed upon the userbase. All I really have on hand are unsolicited messages from my other platforms. This piece was an artistic rendering of my infantile delivery unto Earth-A, entitled "Heiress Never Cry." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a34387f29476.png
(-| everything is a mutation so long as it differs from what is common. the good question is: is it a useful one? only one way to find out. |-)
idk what ive got gOIng on but i dEeeeefinitEly shOUld be dEAd by now hAhaaaA
As a reminder to those who live on Earth C: The first biennial period began yesterday for suggestions for amendments to, the Four Kingdom Act. For those in the Human Kingdom, Troll Kingdom, Carapace Kingdom or Consort Kingdom, amendments can be suggested to one of your kingdom's administrative leaders, to be debated in the Great Hall at a later date.
[Thought] Thinking about getting into cooking. [Query] Is this a wise course of action?
well I'll be! hell[] all! this is a neat lil website! im just a humble keern farmer l[][]kin f[]r friends! h[]pe t[] meet yall s[][]n!]:-)
rumor has it your mom cheated on the nuzlocke and everyone knew she did
kanayas wife is basically the coolest ever
rare agree from me
nesben thinks milfs should be a protected species
Hey everyone! Got a hot new track for you all to jive to. Check it out! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING. Thank you, AA. You at least seem to have a solid noodle on your shoulders.
Yo what'$ good
Update. First club I went to. Caught on fire. Bartender was drunk too. Fell over and set the place ablaze. This has deterred me. #substance
《 You probably found this account from my business card, if so hello. 》
i haven't seen grinding this hard ever since i was at the steel plant!! #nsfw
Thank you, I intend to inspire awe and fear amongst postal workers.
How dare you. Slippers are considered articles of clothing.
~° I just want to make two enemies begrudgingly stop trying to kill each other and collaborate on a task under my supervision, is that too much to ask? ~°
I dreamed I was a pupa, crawling on the sodden earth; then I awoke. Now I wonder: Am I a god who dreamt of being a pupa, or a pupa dreaming that I'm a god? My mailman couldn't provide a definitive answer. #DefundthePostalService #OpenSchools
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Okay, okay. I have irons in the fire to deal with. Don’t die of Strider drought without me. And to anybody who is taking up @devoutLoyalist’s frankly dogshit deal to try and cull me, Good luck. You’ll need it, and it still won’t be enough.
[ we are in the alternian century of humiliation]
I have to step away to deal with a client, but I’ll check this later.
It’s not letting me scroll back far enough because everybody won’t shut up, but Kanaya, if I didn’t mean it I wouldn’t ask.
Will this be the new medium for me to pour my midnight muses onto, hoping for a modicum of validation?
The optics on cutting a rug with some of you folk seem poor but gosh if you all arent such a barrel of monkies. I can sparsely resist all this straight goofing off.
Nesben is an above average poster.
#MyCallie