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Queen Andrya

@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou

My shoulder width measurement is 36 inches, my height is 10’6”, and I weigh 1422lbs, so basically I’m brick wall given sentience.

Blood: PurpleAge: 1306 years602 sweepsKult Score: 193Kull Score: 3011 followers 7 following

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@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

HELLO ALL I HAVE RETURNED!

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

RIIIIIIISE AND GRIIIIIIND MOTHERFUCKERS, GLORY DOES NOT ACHIEVE ITSELF

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

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@mirthfulMessiah[MM]

TRUKE.

@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

I WANT TO EAT A WHOLE WHEEL OF CHEESE NOW :/

@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

HUMAN MUSIC IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER CAME OF OUR BRIEF FEE SWEEPS OF TRADING.

Kult: +35

Kull: +22

Total: 57

Ratio: 1.59

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

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Feathery Asshole

despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.

@turntechGodhead[TG]

what kind of human music do you listen to

@questionedMartyr[QM]

Real.x

@calibratedCalculation[CC]

<)-> type shit

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@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

THEIR HEAVY METAL, RAVE MUSIC, AND WHAT THEY CALL “RAP”

@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

HELLO LITTLE INTERNET PEOPLE, I MISSED YOU GUYS WHILE I WAS DOING ROYAL BULLSHIT TODAY

Kult: +20

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Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

SIGNING DECREES AND HOLDING COURT IS SUCH A BORING THING.

@tranquilChanterelle[TC]

You missed all the. racks being posted too

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@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

FUCK

@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

YOU EVER SEEN GREEN SUSPENDERS ON A RED SHIRT AND THINK “WHAT IS THIS PERSON THINKING??”

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

@grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

Surely Nothing Good

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@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

YOU EVER SAT A BLINGED OUT TWINK ON YOUR SHOULDER AS JEWELRY? IT’S FUN. #NSFW

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@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

WYVERN STEAK AND GINGER ALE WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST BREAKFAST 😋 #SUBSTANCE

@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

RISE AND GRIND MOTHERFUCKERS! GET READY TO REACH FOR GREATNESS TODAY

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@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

ALRIGHT. TIME TO GET OFF FOR NOW AND SLEEP, GOODDAY TO ALL.

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@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

ATTENTION HUMANS OR ANYONE WHO CAN GET ME HUMAN LITERATURE, I WANT A COPY OF THE BOOK “HAMLET” AND AM WILLING TO PAY IN GOLD FOR IT.

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

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Ratio: 1.17

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< and mew want mewman hamlet and not troll hamlet?

@angryMechanic[AM]

-> here, it's a play so the text is in script format, though i can probably get you a recording of a performance attached: hamlet.docx

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@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

YES.

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< okay let me dig around in the dump s33 if i can find a copy

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@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

SEND ME YOUR TRANSPORTER ADDRESS, AND YOU’LL SOON FIND A 5LB BAR OF GOLD ON IT SOON ENOUGH

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@angryMechanic[AM]

-> done, check dms

@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

PMS? OH GOODY >:)

Kult: +10

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Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I HIT P INSTEAD OF D WHAT

@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

SIX HUNDRED AND TWO SWEEPS AND YOU’D THINK I’D REMEMBER LOWBLOODS ARE MUCH MORE FRAGILE THAN I AM 😬 #VIOLENCE #ITHOUGHTHEDBEOKAYTOGOTHROUGHATABLE

#violence #ithoughthedbeokaytogothroughatable

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Muse of Light

sh0w them y0u can thr1ve, n0t just surv1ve

@chromaticAvianoid[CA]

> what happened here

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@mellisonantEleutheromania[ME]

「 This is not as surprising or as rare as you think. ⥮

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@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

UNINTENDED HOPITAL VISIT

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Muse of Light

sh0w them y0u can thr1ve, n0t just surv1ve

@chromaticAvianoid[CA]

> h0pe the h0p1tal v1s1t went 0kay

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@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

OH THANK THE GODS

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@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

THAT WILL REMAIN TO BE SEEM, POOR LAD HAD A TWITCH #VIOLENCE

Kult: +2

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@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

OH MANTOR IS FUCKING LIVIDLY TEXTING ME ABOUT ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO JOIN MY WORKOUT LMFAO

@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

WE HAVE IMAGE EMBEDDING…EHEHEHEHEH, SOON >;) #NSFW

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@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

ANYONE WANT TO TRY SURVIVING A WORKOUT WITH ME? >:)

Kult: +30

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jack brinnEr (✔)

@warioepicFan[WF]

wtf do u mEan survivE

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@asphyxiatedCoyote[AC]

im aIready dying might as weII finish me off

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@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

SO BEFORE I GO AND SEND YOU A COORDS FILE I GOT TO KNOW: HOW MANY TONNES CAN YOU BENCH?

@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

WEIRD

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@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

YOU WILL ACHE BEFORE YOU’RE HALFWAY THROUGH IT IF YOU DARE TO TRY.

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@asphyxiatedCoyote[AC]

my arms are noodIes im haIf my weight in pain meds atm id say Iike many

@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

HOT TIP! (HAHA!) CARRY LAMP OIL IN A WATER BOTTLE AND A LIGHTER AT ALL TIMES. IF SOMEONE EVER TRIES TO FIGHT YOU AND YOU SPIT FLAMES AT THEM, TYPICALLY THEY STOP WANTING TO FIGHT YOU! #VIOLENCE

@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

I DRINK LAMP OIL SOMETIMES, DOES THAT COUNT AS GAS?

Kult: +5

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Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@archaicArmageddon[AA]

ye

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@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

IT’S BUGGER THAN YOUR HEAD ;) #NSFW

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Ratio: 1.25

@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

BIGGER FUCKING HELL I HATE HOW BIG MY FINGERS ARE.

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@tallyKissing[TK]

but mmmmy head is also a bug

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@asphyxiatedCoyote[AC]

damn u typing with it??

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@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

NO, THIS STUPID TABLET IS TOO SMALL FOR ME TO TYPE WITHOUT TYPOING SOMETIMES

@andryaJelmirwillcrushyou[AJ]

I HAVE A SOLUTION TO MY DOOR ISSUE FROM EARLIER: JUST WALK THROUGH THE DOORFRAME ITSELF HAHAHAHAHA