Ultimate Dirk Fuckin' Strider.: "#Lesbianlifehack 1: Don't get involved with that emotionally…" | chittr

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#Lesbianlifehack 1: Don't get involved with that emotionally unavailable girl. Just... don't. I know your type. Tall, handsome, probably smoking a cig. Would be a real stunner if she would man up and start T already. Bags under her eyes, and baggies in her pockets #substance. You want her. You're drawn to her, like a moth to a flame. You're a helpless little lesfly in her spiderbian's web. Just... hit the bricks, dude. I'm serious. You gotta get out of there ASAP. Do *NOT* engage. Do not go up to her, do not talk to her, do not sleep with her, do not get her contacts. She will never give back what you put in.

#lesbianlifehack #substance

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▲dont listen to him she sounds perfect▼

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The vagueposted falls right into my glue trap.

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I love women. Some parts of me used to be women.

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▲crazy that we play for different teams and you’re still tripping my innings▼ ▲no wonder your boyfriend wants out▼

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Me and English aren't a thing. We've been over this.

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Ɏ aand do u like urself Ɏ

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Yup.