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thank you nesben loves your dedication to nesben
thank you nesbens favoriute human dirk struder
nesben will allow this as nesben has not yet licked all the dirt
nesben has used nesbens bare hands to enact violence. now nesben returns to the noble art of munchin dirt and pondering world conquest. nesben things all nesbens should unite and banish every insurance salesnesben
nesben will do normal myrders to one or two humans that the dirk human does not like
thank you nesben will not eat one :(
goregle dot com do humans taste good goregle dot com answer me
no nesben inform the tony hawk being that nesben is on nesbens away with several large rocks #violence #nsfw #murder #nesben
nesben will allow you to try
female genetic predecessors of other nesbens
nesben thinks milfs should be a protected species
nesben will be back when nesben is done with various nesbian tasks
nesben has dispensed wisdom and will now return to the primordial mud from where nesben originated
it was a breathalyzer. nesben is going to do violence instead
somenesben gave nesben a vape #substances
@nesbennesben
@psychogenicparoxysm did nesben do it right
a chair is a type of seat, typically designed for one person and consisting of one or more legs, a flat or slightly angled seat and a back-rest. it may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics. chairs vary in design. an armchair has armrests fixed to the seat; a recliner is upholstered and features a mechanism that lowers the chair's back and raises into place a footrest; a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; and a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat. chairs can be made from wood, metal, or other strong materials, like stone or acrylic. in some cases, multiple materials are used to construct a chair; for example, the legs and frame may be made from metal and the seat and back may be made from plastic. chairs may have hard surfaces of wood, metal, plastic, or other materials, or some or all of these hard surfaces may be covered with upholstery or padding. the design may be made of porous materials, or be drilled with holes for decoration; a low back or gaps can provide ventilation. the back may extend above the height of the occupant's head, which can optionally contain a headrest. chairs can also be made from more creative materials, such as recycled materials like cutlery and wooden play bricks, pencils, plumbing tubes, rope, corrugated cardboard, and pvc pipe. in rare cases, chairs are made out of unusual materials, especially as a form of art or experimentation. nesben, a nesbian interior designer, created a volcanic hanging chair that is handmade out of volcanic rock. peter brenner, a dutch-born german designer, has created a chair made from lollipop sugar – 60 pounds (27 kg) of confectioners' sugar.
nesben intenda on getting mad pussy in hell
nesben is celibate until nesben dies #nsfw
two thirds mercury and one third milk from a goat or of its ilk goes down harsh, it isnt good makes you feel youre made of wood white nesben it make you sick just too foul, just too thick
nesben is getting crossfaded on gasoline and styrofoam #substances
gasoline ain't shit. nesben is going for motor oil and gravel next. nesben is incapable of dying and life constantly makes nesben regret nesbens inability #substances
no nesben is short as fuck. this makes nesben more powerful
nesben loves you too. nesben has now conquered all of nesbens insecurities.
chittr would you still love nesben if nesben was 5'2"
nesben doesn't even need an artificial metal homunculus to be ultimate nesben. nesben has ascended. nesben can now do a backflip and a frontflip at the same time
nesben might be the only troll with a functional thinkpan anymore. this is not good. nesben planet is so fucked
is anynesben gonna ever question the guy named doctor eggman or is nesben having flashbacks to other universes again
nesben is shadowboxing the enemies of every nesbian. don't worry everynesben, nesben is on it.
nesbens character is the nesben who hits people with increasingly large rocks
nesben already does.
nesben may be the second most attractive troll on alternia but nesben must warn any prospective nesbenkissers: nesben is celibate and always will be, and nesben is a quadrant anarchist. nesben is too much for any measly four quadrants to handle. instead nesben is a free spirit and does whatever nesben wants #quadrants #nsfw #nesben
nesben has felt lust for the first time ever in nesbens life. nesben has to eat a raw ground tuber to eliminate this and become nesben again. #nsfw #nesben #potato
chittr does troll hideo kojima like nesbens
nesben has awoken. does anynesben know how many spiders nesben ate in nesbens sleep or does nesben have to guess
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everyone loves nesben and nesben will be a lot more transparent about the war crimes
never. nesben is your mom now
make nesben your runningmate
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nesben is replacing trollgpt ask nesben anything and nesben will respond without drinking any water
no....please.... nesben can change....
yes
everyone deserves to see nesbens magnum opus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5a224a9ecfa.png
nesben will consider this....
insurance
you are so wise. nesben loves you
nesben is going to a job interview. how many rocks are good to bring to an interview
you will never understand
nesben is being assailed by another drone nesben will return once nesben has eaten it
nesben doesnt have legal tender
can nesben have a gun mr trollbama
nesben doesnt believe in legal tender
as mr trollbamas runningmate nesben also supports mr trollbama
do the hoes support nesben. how can nesben best support the hoes
dont let anynesben but yournesben dictate what you should eat. diets are a lie and the bmi index was made up by the alternian government so lowbloods would starve themselves into being thin and weak. eat anything that moves and become unkirkable like nesben
you are everything to nesben
please
find the pages of nesbens divorce paperwork
yeah nesbens great actually
everynesben always asks nesben who is nesben never how is nesben
a funny dweeb... nesben cant even hate his posts anymore
hateys me
chittr eggman blocked me. somenesben tell him he wants me so bad it makes him look stupid
nesben agrees tbh
nesben will annoy nesbens neighbours
#nowplaying penis music https://youtu.be/226urm2hqte
nesben was briefly a woman before nesben became ultimate nesben
if no one got nesben, nesben knows troll president barack trollbama does. and several other nesbians but nesben knows they know nesben knows
no nesben wants your wife
you should tell nesben if you ever divorce your wife
nesben fumbled a bad bitch. nesben is going to choose to have a drinking problem. nesben will drink pond water until nesben feels better #substances
nesben will try
it goes in nesbens head? nesben is outlawing legal tender
should nesben get into currency. nesbens been avoiding legal tender but other nesbens keep using it for goods and services
eat beetles
nesben has the only valid job prospect
nesben has one job prospects
nesben will never be verified because nesben has no fingerprints no government identification and no job prospects
four days
this is nesbens official ana post. ask nesben anything. nesben has drank enough mercury to know all of lifes secrets
privately message nesben
based as fuck
nesben is a freak ass mutantblood who cannot die and subsists off of dirt and crude oil derivatives. nesben is very useful
nesben doesnt handle legal tender
bro strider.
is nesben allowed to call a hit on somenesben
nesben had no clue ordering a hit was that easy
its good for nesbens
nesben hasnt eaten enough dirt today and got dizzy when nesben stood up. fuck nesbens chud life
nesben is satisfied with top 50. nesben doesnt need a lot to be happy
nesben posts directly from hole in the ground. this is why nesben is number fourty
chittr. nesben has something really serious to say. nesben really appreciates everynesben who appreciates nesben. before getting on chittr, nesben lived in a hole and only ate dirt and did not have friends because nesben is a freaky mutant. and now nesben has so many friends and allies. this means a lot to nesben. nesben will return to nesbenposting once nesben is less overnesbenes
hair grows back??????????????
nesben would never do this. you are nesbens best friend diamonds droog. we will stay together at 8 and 9
so nesben found out how to game the system but nesben will no longer use this for crime and will stay at number nine
nesben thinks this is it
can nesben be elected mayor of chittr please
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ea933d10e4c.png #myfriends #nesbenlovestheseguys #doyouthinktheyllacceptapalethrouple
im proud of you
throw nesben to the milfs and nesben will come back pregnant for trolls: pregnancy is when a nesben gestates another nesben within them its really fuvked ip thing human nesbens do #nsfw
:33 < gonna be kinda vulnerable here… i wish i had paws and fur all over for real i f33l like i was put in the wrong body and it makes me so sad that other trolls will only efur s33 me as the annoying autistic troll girl and not a cute mighty purrbeast with the sharpest claws don’t get me wrong, i love myself a lot! but sometimes i f33l like something just isnt right beclaws its hard to fit in and make furriends and maybe i wasnt meant fur troll society at all :((
Blezz you if you zneesed. If you didn't zneese, that's okay. I love you whether or not you zneesed
I HAVE A TATTOO #nudity I GUESS https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/backtatt.png
haha oooopss my phone slipped lollll~~ (if u guys let this flop im doxxing all of you) #thirsttrap #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4317367025ae.jpg
I am fond of the "angry birds" through their wrath justice is served. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f99a91cb78cb.png Ego sum ira Domini.
This Chitt Is Everything To Me Man
had to switch to light mode so everyone could see this fucking nonsense dude what do you have against women https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8b056824b144.jpg
my theme music rn is sneaky snitch. I have to deliver the treats. the sneats. the snummy sneats.
Verified now. #Howboldonegetswhenoneissureofbeingloved.
#chittraddictVerified
everyone please be nice to the troll who runs chitter / she tries very hard
:33< im bringing kitty back :33< meow
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Good aftermorning, glippy maneeneex! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258986857841295362/1485829584086892574/AnizzyDance.gif?ex=69c3f2e2&is=69c2a162&hm=4e1b1447212d8ea5ed8dd3e409775ed7a7ba767c27f36e53dbaf8a876c93d7eb&
I named the character Vamp because he's a vampire.
I COME TO YOU TODAY TO SPEAK ON LIMEBLOODS. THEY WERE DEEMED A THREAT TO THE SYSTEM AND ERADICATED. REMEMBER THAT HRC CAN DO THIS TO ANY ONE OF US WITH THE WAVE OF HER HAND. AN ENTIRE LOWBLOOD CAST DEEMED CULLBAIT FOR SOMETHING IMMUTABLE. NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US.
i sign up for chittr. A sociAl mediA for trolls. whAt do i find? Aliens. this is Absolutely delightful And my night is mAgnificent.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1144391931435159617/1486043845371105412/Untitled61_20260324082444.png?ex=69c411ae&is=69c2c02e&hm=e22922bb629737e24b75543638bf173c8c7ebb67725f79b5be877a4b19f69e21& this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
guy named boingboing: hey guys im boingboing
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nesben lost the interview due to nesben showing up bulge out but its okay nesben ate all the candy they leave next to the reprieveblock sinks so net win for nesben #nsfw #nesben
n0 that's n0rmal. every0ne kn0ws playing as a girl is m0re fun.
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last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some givenchy gloves the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them slowly faded into darkness and nesben let the archangels take him
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i miss flarping
fuck yes dude your references are out of control and everybody knows it bro
all these grub rolls are going straight to my thighs / i've been told people like that i'm slightly chubby / but i can't help but feel self conscious about it
I just absolutely demolished this sudoku. Took it into the back room and broke its bones one by one before putting it out of its misery. #gore
göing live in 20, dön’t förget tö föllöw and subscribe!
Kind of? There isn't any doubt in this case- she, as they say, can get it.
⟡ Remember, self-love is just as important as any quadrant. 𖹭 https://i.imgur.com/ngDBL7B.png
Test pooost. Can anyooone hear me. OOOooooooooooooOOOooooooOOOooo.
>moirail sapping my energy too fucking hard >my bulges came off #nsfw
✿ 2nd 𖧧𖥧me 𖧧ha𖧧 has been sa𖥧d. perhaps 𖥧 d❦ need 𖧧❦ ask f❦r a qu𖥧rk change ✿
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I TYPE IN BIG LETTERS BECAUSE IM A BIG GUY!
cash in söme twitch bullshit and yöu can make me wear the gamer böy thigh highs
Contrary to popular belief, drunk driving is not illegal. It’s the drunk crashing that gets dicey.
HERES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! SKELETONS ARE REAL APAPRENTLY THEYRE INSIDE YOUR BODY ALONG WITH SEA FOOD TRY NOT TO PANIC ABOUT THIS NEW INFORMATION FOLLOW FOR MORE DRIP TIPS!
putting tucker ware in the michael wave #winning
> th1s s1te 1s great. "s0meth1ng s1n1ster 1s afeet" and "0nly freak when fr0ken t0" are 1mmed1ately g01ng 1nt0 my v0cabulary
In Recent Interview, Troll Natalie Nunn Claims She Would Love to see The Dolorosa join the Baddies house. “The Bitch Doesn’t Play, period.” https://i.imgur.com/ec6XPDv.png
okay nesben has to run from the hoa please wish nesben well #holerelocation #nesben
nesben
~° You know what, I'll follow. I'm down to be fascinated and horrified by the trainwreck that is the FLARP ancestor RP community. ~°