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@uranianUmbra

welcome to my blog! here to share a little bit of everything that's made me laUgh, smile, or stop to think. will try to keep the mayhem to a minimUm... no promises! ~U^ they/them, 17 cherubic units.

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something happened again.

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Best Of Luck.

hUh? >_>

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Dealing With Him I Mean, Apologies For The Vagueness.

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Stone That #thang. #violence

it seems that with each rotation of earth c's axis, i set myself Up for disappointment. from oUtside and within.

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“It seems” Hoo Hoo.

oh, sod off.

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bd2b25b28421.png

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YEAH, YEAH, I GET THE POINT.

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...how awkward. erm. i'd imagine that yoU woUldn't care to belaboUr the sUbject, so. i shall stow away myriad qUestions and leave it be.

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AT THIS POINT THE WHOLE SURPRISE ANGLE IS GETTING NUMB, UNLESS IT’S REALLY OUT OF LEFT FIELD LIKE TROLL DAUGHTER. MOSTLY JUST ANNOYANCE NOW.

do yoU conversate with other iterations of yoUr... offspring. daUghter. eesh, does that word feel strange to type. do yoU do it often enoUgh to wear down the novelty to blasé?

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I MEAN I’VE ONLY MET A COUPLE OF DAUGHTERS AND ONE OR TWO SONS HERE SO FAR, BUT THE FACT I AIN’T EVER EXPECTED TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE MEANT A LOT OF THE SHOCK AND NOVELTY CAME WITH THE FIRST ONE.

ah. forgive me for the repeat performance of shock and awe. i never imagined i woUld ever have a name or a face to my forbearers. even here after encoUntering nUmeroUs variants of familiar and not-so-familiar faces. i honestly thoUght yoU'd be dead by now, good sir. :U

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HEH. WELL HAPPY TO DISAPPOINT, I’M A DAMN GOOD SURVIVOR. EVEN IF THERE AIN’T MUCH TO SURVIVE FOR.

hardly a disappointment! more jUst a longstanding assUmption freshly proven otherwise. if yoU'd allow it, i simply mUst ask to know more of yoU. my experiences with my own species, while more plentifUl than average, are far too few! and largely Unpleasant, as yoU coUld imagine.

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…YEAH, SURE, MIGHT AS WELL. NOT IN A MOOD TO BE COMBATIVE FOR ONCE. ASK WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE.

oh. that was easier than i thoUght it woUld be. i didn't think i'd... i'll get back to yoU.

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what was that. >_>

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shhshshhhhh callie its ok ive got this :)

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Urgh. i didn't mean that.

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c:

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c< waNNa talK? >c

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you're allowed to be upset and unspecific!

@megaloMemes[MM]

i jUst want to cUrl Up with a pork tenderloin smothered in chocolate saUce and sprinkles.

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c< tHat caN be arraNged! >c

AS IF TODAY WASN'T ROTTEN ENOUGH. I WISH THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU WOULD JUST GO TO HELL!!!

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:c

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o_O

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b9e440fe773.png by far the most tantalizing!

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i'm being told that this was meant to be a description of one's natUral scent and not jUst what elicits the most drool. erm. i'm not sUre what i actUally smell like.

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i'm UnsUre if i want to. >_> hopefUlly, like something tolerable enoUgh to those aroUnd me.

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well iiii think u smell good :3

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like in a normal way #NormalAbtIt

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thank yoU! i think yoU smell qUite lovely yoUrself. :U

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i felt something. a presence.

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hahe

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internal?

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it was as if something dark and mysterioUs came back to qUad-react to a post i made weeks ago and then vanished. i'm not sUre if that qUalifies as external or jUst a boUt of neUrosis. >_>

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how oddly specific.

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rather qUeer, i will admit.

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any identity attached to this mysterioUs, possibly-metaphorical reactor? or the similarly-dUbioUs post?

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i am so Utterly tickled with anticipation for tonight. althoUgh i may not be able to personally experience the sUgary joys and wonders myself, i will live vicarioUsly throUgh all of the participants and bask in the beaUty of their transformations. to see everyone make merry and pUt aside their grievances to come together in saccharine solidarity... oh!!!!!!!!!!! i'm so excited i can hardly contain myself!!!!!!!!!!! >U< #iwantcandy #iwantcandy #iwantcandy #iwantcandy #iwantcandy

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hey gUys! did i miss anything?

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...well that sUre was something!

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new banner! ^U^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/690b43f3fa18.gif

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Um. how do i edit these posts.

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~vvhy vvould you vvant to do that :{

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PLEASE STAND BY!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

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are you sure? *wonk*

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WHOOAA WOWOWOA WOWWW WOAAAAAAW

pin this

pin 2 chittr front page HOW DO I BUY CHITTR FRONT PAGE SPACE PLOX

EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AUGH.

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well, now i'm cUrioUs :U

my age in cherUbic Units almost translates into the perfect nUmber of sweeps... if only i'd learned of this website sooner in life. U_U

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@MODS PLZ MODS HALP

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