Calliope
@uranianUmbra
welcome to my blog! here to share a little bit of everything that's made me laUgh, smile, or stop to think. will try to keep the mayhem to a minimUm... no promises! ~U^ they/them, 17 cherubic units.
@uranianUmbra#4373 I know we're still not speaking. But do you recall our singular watch of the below program, over a decade ago.
... i certainly do. <:U i coUld never forget sUch an enlightening piece on the emotional growth and platonic-to-romantic bonds between hUman women. i rewatch it yearly.
What do you mean romantic. Weren't they all platonic.
something happened again.
Best Of Luck.
MAYBE I SHOULD FIND CLOTHES.
definitely so! i coUld pUt a word in for yoU with someone.
PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU I NEED THIS TO END AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.
i'll see what i can do aboUt a rUsh order. >_>
https://i.ibb.co/GQjGdSgz/image.png The grind never stops. #FishingFriday @caligulasAquarium
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
she told you. OR MAYBE JAKE DID. or that mother fucking bitch roxy. WHO TOLD YOU. how dare you mother fucking rub it in my face like this. YOU'RE MY BABY CALLIE. i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you.
it will be coUntless millenia before yoU're that troll, lUv. believe what yoU want to believe. anyone coUld see it wasn't stable.
I DON'T MOTHER FUCKING UNDERSTAND. I ALREADY WAS. i did done it all. WHY DO YOU HATE ME. what did i mother fucking do. WHY DID SHE TELL YOU.
SHUT UP.
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK TO HIM THAT WAY. HE DID HIS BEST WITH YOU.
let's not have a go at each other in pUblic, especially when yoU're speaking oUt yoUr arse. ignorance is not a good look on yoU. ... IF HE WAS SO GREAT, WHY DON'T YOU FOLLOW HIS EXAMPLE. LOCK YOUR HUMAN CHILDREN IN A ROOM SET YOUR FAVORED ONE UP TO WIN. DEVOTE YOUR LIFE TO ENSURING THAT HE PREVAILS OVER HIS SISTER IN A FANATICAL, MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL EGO STROKE. OH, WAIT. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY. BECAUSE YOU PUSH AWAY FRIENDS AND SUITORS ALIKE! TA!
And so now you're justified in kicking him while he's down and vulnerable. Knowing he cares about you, despite your opinions on his actions. Gee. Brave soldier of retroactive justice YOU are. I hope you feel like the good guy in this situation, Callie!!! >:(
i sUppose i shoUldn't be sUrprised that yoUr eyes glaze over and fail to parse words sent in my particUlar shade of grey. he can make chUmmy with dirk, jake, and everyone else on the peripheral edges! and he can get into these sorts of tanglement with yoU, no problem. bUt mUm's the word when it comes to dear old callie! if he cared, he has a nonexistent way of showing it. if he cared, he woUldn't confirm my every fear and insecUrity with the most hatefUl bile he coUld mUster. AND HE WOULD AT LEAST DIRECT IT TO THE RIGHT VERSION OF ME! if yoU mUst know, i feel like Utter rUbbish in this sitUation. not that yoU give a toss. no need to pay any mind to the cherUb behind the cUrtain! go and keep defending the clown yoU jUst sent crying off planet.
it seems that with each rotation of earth c's axis, i set myself Up for disappointment. from oUtside and within.
GDDVG8BE ME STDUIOD SHIT TO DO BEL9ELW
HJI DUGAHTETR.
ITS THAT TIME OF THE NIGHT WHERE WE BUST OPEN 47 JADE GEODES BABY lets go #JADEBUSTING!!!!! who the HELL is ready to come bust w/ me!!!!!! #wecantstopwinning @adiosToreador @uranianUmbra#4373 @twinArmageddons#6936
DO YOU THINK, MAYBE IF I ASKED, I COULD GET HER TO SAY HOW MUCH SHE HATES THINGS SPECIFICALLY RELATING TO ME?
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YEAH, YEAH, I GET THE POINT.
...how awkward. erm. i'd imagine that yoU woUldn't care to belaboUr the sUbject, so. i shall stow away myriad qUestions and leave it be.
AT THIS POINT THE WHOLE SURPRISE ANGLE IS GETTING NUMB, UNLESS IT’S REALLY OUT OF LEFT FIELD LIKE TROLL DAUGHTER. MOSTLY JUST ANNOYANCE NOW.
do yoU conversate with other iterations of yoUr... offspring. daUghter. eesh, does that word feel strange to type. do yoU do it often enoUgh to wear down the novelty to blasé?
I MEAN I’VE ONLY MET A COUPLE OF DAUGHTERS AND ONE OR TWO SONS HERE SO FAR, BUT THE FACT I AIN’T EVER EXPECTED TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE MEANT A LOT OF THE SHOCK AND NOVELTY CAME WITH THE FIRST ONE.
ah. forgive me for the repeat performance of shock and awe. i never imagined i woUld ever have a name or a face to my forbearers. even here after encoUntering nUmeroUs variants of familiar and not-so-familiar faces. i honestly thoUght yoU'd be dead by now, good sir. :U
HEH. WELL HAPPY TO DISAPPOINT, I’M A DAMN GOOD SURVIVOR. EVEN IF THERE AIN’T MUCH TO SURVIVE FOR.
hardly a disappointment! more jUst a longstanding assUmption freshly proven otherwise. if yoU'd allow it, i simply mUst ask to know more of yoU. my experiences with my own species, while more plentifUl than average, are far too few! and largely Unpleasant, as yoU coUld imagine.
…YEAH, SURE, MIGHT AS WELL. NOT IN A MOOD TO BE COMBATIVE FOR ONCE. ASK WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE.
oh. that was easier than i thoUght it woUld be. i didn't think i'd... i'll get back to yoU.