♠ hated by @twinArmageddons

Stop banging my wife* and we can negotiate. *Gender-neutral.
Only if you’re not too busy scraping the alien glop out of your.
Pipe down, Junior. Mommy and Daddy are discussing adult matters. Why don’t you help yourself to some tasty alien bug parts or go breathlessly explain the plot of your latest computer game to your online friends. -Via Chittr for Smart Fridge

bro u can NOT go around calling this guy our bby grublet when hes literally been in my

Unreal Heiress, hold my calls.

maybe if i talk 2 grubGPT i will feel better abt this whole thing :(
<3-No-that's-you,-you-can-tell-because-of-how-spindly-he-his.

Thats what im talking about mister erisol!

Say you look familiar have i met you before.

↗️I AM IMPLORING YOU TO SAMPLE A DISH OF REFINED CULINARY ACUMEN.↗️ ↘️produce an oblong purple root vegetable of high starch and place it into the microwave.↘️ ↗️PREPARE YOUR CLUCKBEAST OF THE SEA FINBEAST MEAT FROM A PACKET.↗️ ↘️hot and savory is a personal choice.↘️ ↗️REMOVE YOUR HEATED AND STEAMING STARCHROOT.↗️ ↘️place into meatslab.↘️ ↗️MASH.↗️ ↘️add crockerkraftable single.↘️ ↗️CONSUME.↗️


